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sponges
Sep 15, 2011

I just don't "get" this tranny/trans thing

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acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

OK, so you get why cishets and cisdykes are not enthusiastic about the whole trans thing. That's good.


I would like to hear psyopmonkey's thoughts.

None of the lesbians I know IRL share your opinions on trans ppl and would probably not want to associate with you

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

There's a pretty cool documentary about one of the women who did stunts for Xena.

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
GBS is loving awesome.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

oh so this is what inspired your transition

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Anime Sandwich posted:

GBS is loving awesome.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Fireless Phoenix posted:

oh so this is what inspired your transition

a misogynistic queen in the early stages of development is a rare sight to see. many have thought that they are born from warping innocent fags, or that christian dior just accumulated from the detritus of the fashion industry. but no, they have an ecology.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
can manmales post examples of officially licensed manpenis examples for comparison?

it's emotionally reaffirmig to know that it's indeed a cis male who's balls deep in my hot wet puffy snatch and spanking my rear end like a mule driver

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Askatroon: not just a city in Canada anymore

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Anime Sandwich posted:

GBS is loving awesome.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

reminder that you're such a sheltered UMC homo that you think that the closet doesn't exist any more

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
^^^ Uh :what: ^^^

Effectronica posted:

a misogynistic queen in the early stages of development is a rare sight to see. many have thought that they are born from warping innocent fags, or that christian dior just accumulated from the detritus of the fashion industry. but no, they have an ecology.

lmao. at least you are funny (unlike sabel). so i take it back!

acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012
Fireless phoenix you're the biggest unfunny tryhard dork in this thread and close to the top of all gbs please stop posting forever

Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet

psyopmonkey posted:

Im rather passive when it comes to sex. So I guess a bottom?

Im a side. As in, snuggled up and watching a movie while eating ramen. :3:

I understand that there may be activities you get more out of in terms of intimate quality time than sex, but things like cuddling can be done with just about anyone; what I am asking about is your sexuality, and I can of course accept if you don't want to talk about it. You say you are a bottom, but you prefer women; since a majority of women are bottoms, and finding a stone butch who isn't a gold star lesbian is fairly improbable, how likely so you think it is that you will be able to form a lasting, mutually emotionally and sexually satisfying relationship with a woman? How likely do you think it is that a man might be able to meet those needs, in comparison?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

acephalousuniverse posted:

None of the lesbians I know IRL share your opinions on trans ppl and would probably not want to associate with you

It sounds like maybe people just tell you what you want to hear so that you will go away?

acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

It sounds like maybe people just tell you what you want to hear so that you will go away?

I have never directly asked people about this but have been in conversations with lesbians where they talked about or mentioned their hatred of anti trans bigotry and also we have mutual trans friends that nobody hates or wants to purge or whatever :shrug:

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

acephalousuniverse posted:

Fireless phoenix you're the biggest unfunny tryhard dork in this thread and close to the top of all gbs please stop posting forever

thanks for your honesty; this is a life changing moment for me

acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012
Of course maoist pussy you are certainly a friendless goon irl and wouldn't really know what conversations or actual peoples opinions are like

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

Gas this loving thread

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

COBRARocky posted:

Gas this loving thread

how about you gas yourself, retard rear end. some of us are trying to have a constructive debate about friend of the family Balls!

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

[Intro:Annotate André 3000]
Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas, mommas
Mommas, mommas, baby mommas, mommas, yeah, go like this

[Hook: André 3000]
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Verse 1: Big Boi]
My baby's drama momma, don't like me, she be doing things like
Having them boys come from her neighborhood to the studio tryna fight me
She need to get a piece of the American pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare, poo poo medical bills I pay that
I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the only one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
poo poo, you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

[Hook]

[Bridge: André 3000]
Me and your daughter, got a special thang going on
You say it's puppy love, we say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson

[Verse 2: André 3000]
Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lying, find
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing
Together dream 'bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever ever, forever ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Ms. Jackson my intentions were good, I wish I could
Become a magician to abracadabra all the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he
Asking what happened to the feeling that her and me had
I pray so much about it need some knee pads
It happened for a reason one can't be mad
So know this, know that everything's cool
And yes, I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Big Boi]
"Look at the way he treats me", poo poo, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-rear end homegirls, done got your rear end sent up the creek
G, without a paddle, you left to straddle and ride this thing on out
And I knew you and your girl ain't speaking no more
Cause my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talking 'bout jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your momma

[Hook]

Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet
How is it that the dudes with anime avatars in this thread have somehow managed to be more consistently embarassing than transphobic gimmick dude and heh heh kill yourself guy.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Enid Coleslaw posted:

How is it that the dudes with anime avatars in this thread have somehow managed to be more consistently embarassing than transphobic gimmick dude and heh heh kill yourself guy.

but you don't have an animetar?

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Enid Coleslaw posted:

How is it that the dudes with anime avatars in this thread have somehow managed to be more consistently embarassing than transphobic gimmick dude and heh heh kill yourself guy.

[Intro]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody

[Verse 1]
All I know is cash money hoes, get it with me, get it with me
All I know is cash money guns, bust 'em with me, bust 'em with me
All I know is alcohol and surrp, ey' sip that with me, s-sip that with me
All I know is SPARK, Platoon
Ey' gently caress the world man they still don't know
In my hood they call me the Cola Coke
Patrol and approach, control to promote
Goon life, your bitch deep in her throat
We both know there's no photo
So when the cats are out they get [?]
gently caress your internet beef
Most goons on my team ain't even got real 3G
Motherfucker like now what
In the back of the whip with the back of your bitch and it's been four hours
Watching that old Russian mob on Worldstar
My boys went hard, toured like we on grandma yard
Never bow down like I need blee
My heart gone but my bitch bad
My gun loaded, my Speedo bag
When a cop asking fast
Bust it out then Phelps and splash!
My guns is my crutches, I'm paralyzed smoking dutches
In my life I'm self-thought, my system is scrumptious
Like SPARK is

Watchu' know 'bout a sponsorship boy
Killa

[Bridge]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play

[Verse 2]
All I know is cash money hoes, get it with me, get it with me
All I know is cash money guns, bust 'em with me, bust 'em with me
All I know is alcohol and surrp, ey' sip that with me, s-sip that with me
All I know is SPARK, Platoon
Mixinn' SOUP
With a gat and a fresh platoon tattoo
Dice fate goons, Paper Platoon
Up all night, watch Sailor Moon
We train like militants in the rain
Our set stay vigilant, move that 'caine
Saddle with a sack in your crib with a K
Took advantage of you slouch rear end (fucka)
Motherfucker, we banging your bitches
You snitches dial three digits
As we steamrolling through kitchens
Stealing cash phones and your womens
Charlie move the molly, probably mixed with something dodgy
Soggy wheatie got me coffee coffee
Got the hottest call it sake
[??]
Busting they heads, you see bukakke
loving dem sweatshops, steal full 'raris
Making them starbucks like the coffee
Hit the swap meet and move some property, probably
Busting shots out in public, checking checks
That Czech republic, either we mobbing
Or we trapping we some goblins
Killa, what's happening cause you
drat case with a butterball bitch
In the drat basket, motherfuc-

*blam blam*

[Outro]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
Round up them goons
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
SPARK
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Smeego posted:

i'm a troon
he's a troon
she's a troon
we're all troons hey

I just recently saw that movie for the first time and was pleasantly suprised with how funny it is

Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Effectronica posted:

but you don't have an animetar?

Don't you have bags of peanuts to hand out?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Enid Coleslaw posted:

Don't you have bags of peanuts to hand out?

this is truly le epic meme

edit: i sort of wonder how this spreads. does it go by pm, or does everyone just read somethingsensitive/mypostingcareer

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

can manmales post examples of officially licensed manpenis examples for comparison?

it's emotionally reaffirmig to know that it's indeed a cis male who's balls deep in my hot wet puffy snatch and spanking my rear end like a mule driver

look for the CIS patent mark at the base of the shaft

accept no substitutes

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?

[Verse 1: Slug]
Smart went crazy, truth went trendy
The story got lazy so I rewrote the ending
Manipulated the entry, more user-friendly
Now a city full of pain pills and tattoos defend me
I waver from the dead to the half-dead
Grey space between the fan base and the crackhead
Sunset, sailboat set course for hell
A cross and a hammer, but you'll have to get some nails
Take credit, for anything embedded in the edit
As long as you meant it when you said it
And all of the kids laugh, when you admit that
It mighta been witchcraft that made my noose fit bad
Well I'mma act like I don't give a make love
Take what I got to teach everyone to break stuff
I'mma act like there's poison in the pancakes
And amputate the one that wasn't loyal with the handshake
Proud to know ya, Minnesota missle
Never sold coke and I never had to hold a pistol
Civil and simple, but set the freak show loose on the nipple
Watch her whole fuckin' titty ripple
It's why we battle, it's why we travel
It's why the mascot thinks that I'm an rear end in a top hat
We made the team without puttin' on a uniform
Smart went nuts and rode a unicorn through the storm

[Hook: Slug]
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, where did you go now?

[Verse 2: Slug]
Smart went crazy, kissed Miss Daisy
Loved you when everyday was Christmas, baby
Maybe, we can take it back to the way we was
Still on some "What have you done for me lately?"
No gravy if the bass is porkface
Tour dates ate my big little brother's court case
Poor taste got passed off as gourmet
This beer is foreplay
We'll meet up at your place
I sting like a first divorce, or them first Newports
Whatever hurts you more
"You're headed for self destruction" been there, did that
Kicked back with the wrong angel to gently caress with
Carved my charm into your arms
gently caress around, unravel this tall ball of yarn
Snuck round back to disarm the alarm
From the plantation to the reservation to the farms
And nobody knows where you'll end up
Only guarantee in life is death or a headfuck
Yeah, you thought it was a set up, well guess what
Now you can catch up with the rest of my "Best Of"
I got a few blocks left before I reach my destination
And retrieve my breath
And God blessed every step I stole
Just to let me know, she wouldn't ever let me go

[Hook: Slug] (2X)

[Outro: Slug] (4X)
Smart went crazy, the rubber band went snap
This goes to those that hold it down 'til I get back
Hold on to me, grow along with me
I don't know where I'm goin' but I'll end up in your arms

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Stoic Commie posted:

i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?
How is it that I come back to SA without even thinking about this dead rear end forum after a 5-year hiatus and people who apparently haven't matured in any way post like they just came out of a time capsule and even have the same avatars?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Effectronica posted:

sabel is a whole lot cooler than you

animetars need to go back to pyf or ardtw or better yet off the forums, imo

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?

its because i have good taste in entertainment, btw

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

powerful weedlock posted:

animetars need to go back to pyf or ardtw or better yet off the forums, imo

the mods can't help you now. your only recourse is to appeal to the, heh, social bonds that, hee-hee, exist between all, ha, goons by virtue of, hoho posting on this website

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

acephalousuniverse posted:

I have never directly asked people about this but have been in conversations with lesbians where they talked about or mentioned their hatred of anti trans bigotry and also we have mutual trans friends that nobody hates or wants to purge or whatever :shrug:

thats because nobody wants to purge irl trans, they only want to purge troons/tumblerites/lf posters, which are the same thing as far im concerned.







all sex is rape & children should be able to choose their gender at the sexually ripe age of 8 --e/n trans goons

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

This part of your post kind of looked like a penis and it was the only thing funny about it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you are boring

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Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you are boring

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