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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Haruharuharuko posted:

Uhh fine I'll go stand in the shop window God!



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WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
something something bear arms

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Also bare arms.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


We need to nip the bear biting bare arm chat.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

LingcodKilla posted:

We need to nip the bear biting bare arm chat.

I agree, it's rather unbearable.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I agree, it's rather unbearable.

I can't bear to see another post about this.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Humphreys posted:

Yup that's the article. Short story: we are still together but bitterly hate when we both misspell or mispronounce it.

For context, we both threaten to leave each other over every little thing.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I Might Be Adam posted:

I can't bear to see another post about this.

Agreed, it's biting commentary.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bear Pun

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Hey bear, what ursine?

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
I'm getting hosed in the rear end by a BEAR!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.


Chairs can be bears can be scares can be there can be here can be near can be far.

Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is that bear's tongue mouldy ?
I ran a GIS for 'bear tongue', but all I got was some nightmare fuel.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Istari posted:

Is that bear's tongue mouldy ?
I ran a GIS for 'bear tongue', but all I got was some nightmare fuel.

He's just got spots. I think that happens with dogs sometimes too.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Istari posted:

I ran a GIS for 'bear tongue', but all I got was some nightmare fuel.

Maybe you and bear tongues just got off to a bad start

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe you and bear tongues just got off to a bad start


I wasn't aware that bears liked bubble gum.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Istari posted:

I wasn't aware that bears liked bubble gum.


They can't get enough of it


Sometimes their love of gum get commemorated via furniture

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sometimes their love of gum get commemorated via furniture


That seat is too awesome, I couldn't bear to sit on it.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I wish you all get mauled by bears.

Here's a mildly amusing picture.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

That is an amazing seat, but I'm kind of disappointed that I was wrong in my original assumption that it was a slide :(

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It's more likely than you think

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Kennel posted:

I wish you all get mauled by bears.

Here's a mildly amusing picture.


Gotta be one of those LiarTown things, right?

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe you and bear tongues just got off to a bad start

is that bear doing an impression of miley cyrus?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

coleman francis posted:

is that bear doing an impression of miley cyrus?

If it was twerking there might be something to that but bears are into much more :black101:brutal:black101: music

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They can't get enough of it


Good lord no wonder momma bear always has a smile on her face!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Ak Gara posted:

Good lord no wonder momma bear always has a smile on her face!

That tongue is much too long

But I hear 1 in 3 have one that's just right

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
Chinese man can't leave South Korea because of his son:

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

Chrpno posted:

Gotta be one of those LiarTown things, right?

Nope. But this is!

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

Purgatory Glory posted:

Chinese man can't leave South Korea because of his son:


Kitty :3:

Turkey Farts
Jan 4, 2013

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

The best part is how no one reacts to the girl getting eaten.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good Citizen posted:

That tongue is much too long

But I hear 1 in 3 have one that's just right

Pedophile.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Is there a 'Rosemary's Baby' in there anywhere?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

CityOfLostChildren
Mar 16, 2007

So this is now going on



I have to guess they knew how this would look but did it anyway.
And yes, Jon Cena is officially referring to himself as the captain of Team Fruity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWP98avcXGo

I feel like I'm back in the ambiguous 1980s.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Edit: Awesome



:allears:

CityOfLostChildren has a new favorite as of 03:23 on Jun 2, 2014

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Paladinus posted:

Is there a 'Rosemary's Baby' in there anywhere?

Your poo poo was so spectacular(ly evil ?) that some old folks want to steal it away from Mia Farrow and worship it ?

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Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


CityOfLostChildren posted:

So this is now going on



I have to guess they knew how this would look but did it anyway.
And yes, Jon Cena is officially referring to himself as the captain of Team Fruity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWP98avcXGo

I feel like I'm back in the ambiguous 1980s.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I have no idea if Cena is good at his actual job, but i like that the guy apparently has some sense of humor.

Fred is an unfunny bit of comedy aimed at KIDS THESE DAYS, but I'll be damned if i don't laugh at this.

EDIT: also, that bear bites girl picture was probably taken at Washington University in St. Louis. The cub bit a number of students and caused a rabies scare. At one point it was thought the bear would have to be put down.

Boxman has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Jun 2, 2014

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