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Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

I just listened to that speech and goddamn Churchill is a terrible orator. He sounds like one of the old rear end priests in Irish masses, all the passion of a book of carpet samples.

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duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

FAUXTON posted:

We shall never!



surrender!

(I haven't even seen the show but that clip from the trailer symbolizes the failure y'all have been illustrating. The actual speech was recorded, go have a listen and see how "epic" it was. It wasn't. At all. He may as well have been discussing budget procedure.)

Er, if we're talking about the We Shall Never Surrender speech it wasn't recorded live. The only recording was made by Churchill several years after the war (Churchill was famously surly when having to speak into a microphone, and plus by then he'd suffered a stroke). Extracts were read out by a BBC radio newsreader a few hours after the speech was made, which is often mistaken for being Churchills voice.

By first hand accounts the actual speech in the House of Commons was far more moving but we'll never know for sure.

correct me if I'm wrong

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

duckmaster posted:

Er, if we're talking about the We Shall Never Surrender speech it wasn't recorded live. The only recording was made by Churchill several years after the war (Churchill was famously surly when having to speak into a microphone, and plus by then he'd suffered a stroke). Extracts were read out by a BBC radio newsreader a few hours after the speech was made, which is often mistaken for being Churchills voice.

By first hand accounts the actual speech in the House of Commons was far more moving but we'll never know for sure.

correct me if I'm wrong

Hey, you're right - he usually re-read them over the air on the evening broadcast, but not that particular speech. The recording is from 1949. I guess that would explain the odd palate sound.

We will never know whether the 1940 speech was more moving, though it was after the Dunkirk evacuation and before the Battle of Britain had gotten underway in earnest so the tone taken in that Hitlery History Channel show is at least fitting for a dramatization.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I think that's the show I saw a minute of the other day. Couldn't stand more than that though, the narration is so grating because it's that overused style these days, where the guy pauses dramatically every 6 words or so.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FAUXTON posted:

Hey, you're right - he usually re-read them over the air on the evening broadcast, but not that particular speech. The recording is from 1949. I guess that would explain the odd palate sound.

We will never know whether the 1940 speech was more moving, though it was after the Dunkirk evacuation and before the Battle of Britain had gotten underway in earnest so the tone taken in that Hitlery History Channel show is at least fitting for a dramatization.

The best dramatization of Dunkirk that I've ever seen was in Atonement. It really captured the sense of chaos and failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_yhuhp880s

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

duckmaster posted:

Er, if we're talking about the We Shall Never Surrender speech it wasn't recorded live. The only recording was made by Churchill several years after the war (Churchill was famously surly when having to speak into a microphone, and plus by then he'd suffered a stroke). Extracts were read out by a BBC radio newsreader a few hours after the speech was made, which is often mistaken for being Churchills voice.

By first hand accounts the actual speech in the House of Commons was far more moving but we'll never know for sure.

correct me if I'm wrong

Plus, like virtually every other depiction of that speech I've ever seen in popular culture, they left off the actual ending.

quote:

We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Yeah, I too found it even by History channel standards to be a very shallow treatment of the Great War. Galipoli got what, two minutes? And yes, the recreations are badly lacking authenticity.

Well, to be honest there this is a show about how the great leaders of WWII got their start through WWI. Same as they didn't focus on any other battle in detail, they didn't focus on Galipoli. Hell, the only reason it got mentioned at all was because it was Churchill's greatest failure that sets the wheels of change in motion. You might as well be screaming about why they didn't show anything on Japanese/Russian relations or focus any attention on the ANZACs; It's just not important or very relevant to the main focus of the show. In fact I'd actually argue that the former is more important as it plays a part in Stalin not going after Japan in WWII till they're nearly beaten

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 28, 2014

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

SocketWrench posted:

Well, to be honest there this is a show about how the great leaders of WWII got their start through WWI. Same as they didn't focus on any other battle in detail, they didn't focus on Galipoli. Hell, the only reason it got mentioned at all was because it was Churchill's greatest failure that sets the wheels of change in motion. You might as well be screaming about why they didn't show anything on Japanese/Russian relations or focus any attention on the ANZACs; It's just not important or very relevant to the main focus of the show. In fact I'd actually argue that the former is more important as it plays a part in Stalin not going after Japan in WWII till they're nearly beaten

I'd say that Stalin not going after Japan was more due to the USSR being busy with four million germans flooding over the border in a campaign of genocide.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

SocketWrench posted:

I liked watching the first two episodes, I just get a bit nitpicky and when i see Germans using Enfields and British using Mausers and Russians using Enfields and US troops using a mix of both and the last one showing b-17's being part of the Luftwaffe, it makes me a bit upset. Hell, it even looked like Hitler was using a Nambu

:v:

I haven't seen The World Wars, but from the breakdowns I've heard in the A/T MilHist thread it sounds pretty bad. Shame, but it's not surprising-trying to distill four of the most tumultuous decades in human history into a single three-episode series is always going to be difficult, and the apparent focus on just a few personalities isn't going to help matters.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
I'll see your b-17 and raise you a Stuka


As far as the Maginot Line thing, it just shows German paratroops jumping in, which they did, followed by scenes of random fighting between infantry and armor. I'm not sure how this is supposed to be a "hurr duh durr" for limeincoke's friends though

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
Alright, I've gone back and rewatched The World Wars and I wish to amend my earlier verdict of "superficial" to "superficial and very poorly researched." They claimed that the Bolsheviks toppled the Tzar by storming the Winter Palace in 1917 for gently caress's sake.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"


Here's a Romanian Me-109 used to repatriate a US PoW after Romania switched sides. The ex-PoW was tucked in the radio compartment. Not sure how that worked.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Panzeh posted:



Here's a Romanian Me-109 used to repatriate a US PoW after Romania switched sides. The ex-PoW was tucked in the radio compartment. Not sure how that worked.

Cool but....wrong war?

Mightypeon
Oct 10, 2013

Putin apologist- assume all uncited claims are from Russia Today or directly from FSB.

key phrases: Poor plucky little Russia, Spheres of influence, The West is Worse, they was asking for it.

SocketWrench posted:

Well, to be honest there this is a show about how the great leaders of WWII got their start through WWI. Same as they didn't focus on any other battle in detail, they didn't focus on Galipoli. Hell, the only reason it got mentioned at all was because it was Churchill's greatest failure that sets the wheels of change in motion. You might as well be screaming about why they didn't show anything on Japanese/Russian relations or focus any attention on the ANZACs; It's just not important or very relevant to the main focus of the show. In fact I'd actually argue that the former is more important as it plays a part in Stalin not going after Japan in WWII till they're nearly beaten

Did they even mention Kalkhin Gol and operation August storm?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mightypeon posted:

Did they even mention Kalkhin Gol and operation August storm?

No and not really. They talk about the Soviet invasion but don't mention that the allies specifically asked Stalin to do it years before and portray it as a stunning land grab on Stalin's part that takes the allies by surprise. Oh and they get Joe loving Lieberman to talk about it for some reason, unsurprisingly he doesn't know poo poo about it.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

The 'best' part was having Rumsfeld and Cheney talk about going to war...

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

No and not really. They talk about the Soviet invasion but don't mention that the allies specifically asked Stalin to do it years before and portray it as a stunning land grab on Stalin's part that takes the allies by surprise. Oh and they get Joe loving Lieberman to talk about it for some reason, unsurprisingly he doesn't know poo poo about it.

Their entire portrayal of Stalin and the Soviet Union is so slanted and misrepresentative as to teeter on the line between "lazy triumphalist history" and "blatant propaganda." Of particular note is how badly wrong they get the motivations behind Molotov-Ribbentrop, and how the narration implies that Hitler was inspired to create his concentration camps from the gulags.

ThirdPartyView posted:

The 'best' part was having Rumsfeld and Cheney talk about going to war...

Yes, nothing tops war criminals talking about other war criminal. Oh wait.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Captain_Maclaine posted:

Their entire portrayal of Stalin and the Soviet Union is so slanted and misrepresentative as to teeter on the line between "lazy triumphalist history" and "blatant propaganda." Of particular note is how badly wrong they get the motivations behind Molotov-Ribbentrop, and how the narration implies that Hitler was inspired to create his concentration camps from the gulags.

Yes, nothing tops war criminals talking about other war criminal. Oh wait.
How would Hitler have gotten information about the gulags? I suppose there's certainly parallel evolution between the "concentration" camps vs. the "extermination" ones like Auschwitz. However, I believe the modern concentration camp was invented by the British, who amusingly enough were using it on the Boers.

Rukeli
May 10, 2014

Nessus posted:

How would Hitler have gotten information about the gulags? I suppose there's certainly parallel evolution between the "concentration" camps vs. the "extermination" ones like Auschwitz. However, I believe the modern concentration camp was invented by the British, who amusingly enough were using it on the Boers.

Amusing in what way? :crossarms:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

SocketWrench posted:

I'll see your b-17 and raise you a Stuka


As far as the Maginot Line thing, it just shows German paratroops jumping in, which they did, followed by scenes of random fighting between infantry and armor. I'm not sure how this is supposed to be a "hurr duh durr" for limeincoke's friends though

Yeah, but I doubt that was used in combat. The Germans, in their infinite wisdom, regularly decided to appropriate much of the war material that they captured for themselves, often without taking consideration into "Logistics" or "Friendly Fire" into account. See: Entire units of captured T-34s.



Not that they were alone in doing this, of course, going by the Panther that was captured by the British and nicknamed "Cuckoo".



Overall, fine examples of the proud European tradition of "The other guy has some cool stuff, let's nick it".

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
To be fair to the Germans, there was no way they were going to outproduce the Allies and they knew it, so it would have been kind of silly to have these gigantic stockpiles of captured equipment sitting around doing nothing while the Germans struggled to equip their armies with sufficient motorized vehicles of their own design and manufacture. Manpower was a huge bottleneck in their production (hence the massive use of slave labor) so scrapping tens of thousands of vehicles, artillery pieces, etc to use the materials to build German designs may not have been feasible either.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nessus posted:

How would Hitler have gotten information about the gulags? I suppose there's certainly parallel evolution between the "concentration" camps vs. the "extermination" ones like Auschwitz. However, I believe the modern concentration camp was invented by the British, who amusingly enough were using it on the Boers.

They didn't say, just after going on at length about the horrors of the purges of the 30s (and likening them to the Night of the Long Knives) they then said that Hitler would go on to build his own, similar camp network, with the heavy implication he'd been inspired so to do by the Soviet example (since they're claiming he and Stalin were BFFs during that brief interval, and ignoring that Dachau had been constructed in 1933 for gently caress's sake).

The British use of concentration camps against the Boers is the first instance of that tactic being used that I know of, but in the German instance I've always suspected they had more to do with institutional memory left over from the Herero genocide (in which Hermann Goerring's father was present) than any conscious effort at mimicking the British.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Nessus posted:

How would Hitler have gotten information about the gulags? I suppose there's certainly parallel evolution between the "concentration" camps vs. the "extermination" ones like Auschwitz. However, I believe the modern concentration camp was invented by the British, who amusingly enough were using it on the Boers.

First named by the Spanish in Cuba as reconcentrado. The concept is far, far older than that.

All a concentration camp is is just that - a camp where there are a concentration of people. A prison is nothing more than a concentration building. Nobody "invented" concentration camps and Hitler didn't "borrow" the idea from the British; what he did was bring in his emergency decrees in 1933 which essentially criminalised everything, and when you've jut created a million criminals overnight you're going to need a lot of prisons. Common sense, really!

The murder and barbarity of the latter camps would take another five or so years to really kick in. The early camps were pretty horrible places to be but they were never intended to be actual death camps.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

The British use of concentration camps against the Boers is the first instance of that tactic being used that I know of, but in the German instance I've always suspected they had more to do with institutional memory left over from the Herero genocide (in which Hermann Goerring's father was present) than any conscious effort at mimicking the British.

Did the Herero genocide use concentration camps as a means of annihilation? As I understood it, the main way of genociding the Herero was to drive them into the desert.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

ArchangeI posted:

Did the Herero genocide use concentration camps as a means of annihilation? As I understood it, the main way of genociding the Herero was to drive them into the desert.

No, they didn't use them expressly for killing purposes, but then neither did the British in South Africa; both were instances of concentrating populations in specific areas the better to control them and also to remove them as a base of support for the Herero/Boer fighters. But then, neither was the initial KZ system intended to be explicitly genocidal: the first masses of people who got arrested and sent to the lagers were politicals and asocials, and though the Nazis sure didn't care if any of them died, extermination wasn't initially the point (as duck monster has already mentioned).

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

ThirdPartyView posted:

The 'best' part was having Rumsfeld and Cheney talk about going to war...

I'll raise you with Stanley McChrystal talking about Douglas MacArthur

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I did the poorly written writeup of the World Wars in ask/tell. It was atrocious with literally no redeeming qualities. Don't even watch it out of a sense of curiosity.

Mightypeon
Oct 10, 2013

Putin apologist- assume all uncited claims are from Russia Today or directly from FSB.

key phrases: Poor plucky little Russia, Spheres of influence, The West is Worse, they was asking for it.
Not so known fact about Kalkin Gol:

It got started by Japan because some Major (yes, a friggin Major was capable of starting a war with the Soviet Union) saw a little bush war with the Mongolians/Soviets as an absolutly great chance to gain glory/honor for future promotions.
As things go, that dude survived the clash, and after Japan tried to figure out exactly what happened and how, said Major was quickly moved to Japan so the gouverment could watch the guy.
Well, chastened by his experience of being on the wrong of Soviet artillery, he immidiatly "reformed his ways" and became a great agitator for seizing the Dutch and British colonies!

The reason for this "leadership from below" was that Japanese culture places a premium on age. Pretty young officers werent exactly impressed by the leadership of the "old geezers" who were "too cautious/cowardly" and werent willing to "do what it takes" (these "leaders from below" had a disproportionate share of atrocities to their names) or "innovate enough".

These guys, hilariously enough, lived in an even more intense propaganda bubble than Japanese official leadership.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Mightypeon posted:

Did they even mention Kalkhin Gol and operation August storm?

They didn't mention any of North Africa either, it went from "Hitler takes Europe, attacks Russia" to "Americans invade Sicily to get a foothold for invasion".

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Yeah, but I doubt that was used in combat. The Germans, in their infinite wisdom, regularly decided to appropriate much of the war material that they captured for themselves, often without taking consideration into "Logistics" or "Friendly Fire" into account. See: Entire units of captured T-34s.



Not that they were alone in doing this, of course, going by the Panther that was captured by the British and nicknamed "Cuckoo".



Overall, fine examples of the proud European tradition of "The other guy has some cool stuff, let's nick it".



Yes, but none of that really was the point. The point was the show had b-17s as Hitler's bombers, and not just one or two, but a whole squadron...in 1939....b-17g models....that weren't around till late '43-'44
And as was mentioned, using captured equipment is completely understandable and an ongoing thing that's existed since a cave man figured out a sharpened rock on a stick makes a better fighting tool. They also continued to manufacture some of this stuff too since it was easier than retooling factories they captured. They didn't even scrap the old P1's and P2's, just scraped the tops off and mounted guns to turn them into tank destroyers and mobile artillery. Their production sucked, and they knew it, so why not repurpose stuff you captured?

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 1, 2014

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mightypeon posted:

Not so known fact about Kalkin Gol:

It got started by Japan because some Major (yes, a friggin Major was capable of starting a war with the Soviet Union) saw a little bush war with the Mongolians/Soviets as an absolutly great chance to gain glory/honor for future promotions.
As things go, that dude survived the clash, and after Japan tried to figure out exactly what happened and how, said Major was quickly moved to Japan so the gouverment could watch the guy.
Well, chastened by his experience of being on the wrong of Soviet artillery, he immidiatly "reformed his ways" and became a great agitator for seizing the Dutch and British colonies!

The reason for this "leadership from below" was that Japanese culture places a premium on age. Pretty young officers werent exactly impressed by the leadership of the "old geezers" who were "too cautious/cowardly" and werent willing to "do what it takes" (these "leaders from below" had a disproportionate share of atrocities to their names) or "innovate enough".

These guys, hilariously enough, lived in an even more intense propaganda bubble than Japanese official leadership.

It wasn't an unprecedented occurrence, either, when you look at the Mukden Incident and the history of Japanese involvement in China generally. Pre-World War II the Japanese military basically ran wild and the civilian government was powerless to stop it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pornographic Memory posted:

It wasn't an unprecedented occurrence, either, when you look at the Mukden Incident and the history of Japanese involvement in China generally. Pre-World War II the Japanese military basically ran wild and the civilian government was powerless to stop it.

It's hardly surprising that Japan in the late 20s was referred to as run by "government by assassination." Civilians who attempted to reign in the militarists were as likely to end up shot as not.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Pornographic Memory posted:

It wasn't an unprecedented occurrence, either, when you look at the Mukden Incident and the history of Japanese involvement in China generally. Pre-World War II the Japanese military basically ran wild and the civilian government was powerless to stop it.

What civilian government ?

The Prime Minister during the Mukden Incident was Prince Konoe, connected to the Throne at the highest levels. For Nomonhan, the PM was Hiranuma Kiichirō, a baron, member of the Privy Council, advocate of the alliance with Nazi Germany, and one of Hirohito's senior wartime advisors. The PM during the 1939 skirmish with Russia was Nobuyuki Abe, a senior general. Two of the longest-tenured PMs in the 30s were both admirals. Of the 16 men who were Prime Minister from the start of Hirohito's reign to the end of WW2, 9 were military officers, one was a prince of the realm, and one of the civilians was hanged as a war criminal for his part in the war in China and the Rape of Nanking.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

mllaneza posted:

What civilian government ?

The Prime Minister during the Mukden Incident was Prince Konoe, connected to the Throne at the highest levels. For Nomonhan, the PM was Hiranuma Kiichirō, a baron, member of the Privy Council, advocate of the alliance with Nazi Germany, and one of Hirohito's senior wartime advisors. The PM during the 1939 skirmish with Russia was Nobuyuki Abe, a senior general. Two of the longest-tenured PMs in the 30s were both admirals. Of the 16 men who were Prime Minister from the start of Hirohito's reign to the end of WW2, 9 were military officers, one was a prince of the realm, and one of the civilians was hanged as a war criminal for his part in the war in China and the Rape of Nanking.

Yeah these guys got to be in charge of civilian government because of the ongoing assassination campaigns though.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SocketWrench posted:

They didn't mention any of North Africa either, it went from "Hitler takes Europe, attacks Russia" to "Americans invade Sicily to get a foothold for invasion".


Yes, but none of that really was the point. The point was the show had b-17s as Hitler's bombers, and not just one or two, but a whole squadron...in 1939....b-17g models....that weren't around till late '43-'44\

You think that's bad? In the invasion of France segment the Germans were using T-72 tanks!

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You think that's bad? In the invasion of France segment the Germans were using T-72 tanks!

Well since Patton earlier led a WWI charge on the back of an M2, I thought they'd made it clear this was an alt-history timeline of some sort.:v:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

SocketWrench posted:

They didn't mention any of North Africa either, it went from "Hitler takes Europe, attacks Russia" to "Americans invade Sicily to get a foothold for invasion".


Yes, but none of that really was the point. The point was the show had b-17s as Hitler's bombers, and not just one or two, but a whole squadron...in 1939....b-17g models....that weren't around till late '43-'44
And as was mentioned, using captured equipment is completely understandable and an ongoing thing that's existed since a cave man figured out a sharpened rock on a stick makes a better fighting tool. They also continued to manufacture some of this stuff too since it was easier than retooling factories they captured. They didn't even scrap the old P1's and P2's, just scraped the tops off and mounted guns to turn them into tank destroyers and mobile artillery. Their production sucked, and they knew it, so why not repurpose stuff you captured?

Oh, I'm well aware that The World Wars is awful, just thought it would be funny to mention that the Germans did use the B-17, in combat even!* Not in massed formations in '39 though, for obvious reasons.

As for captured equipment, it can be a double-edged sword. For certain pieces of equipment (Particularly the Czechoslovakian stuff, for which they were able to secure the facilities intact), it makes sense to use and isn't a major problem. The issue, however, is that even the philosophy of "Use it until it breaks down, then throw it away" can cause tremendous issues with logistics. Say you're commanding a German armored unit, and you've captured a good number of T-34s. Compared to your other tanks, which would probably be a mix of Panzer IIIs, IVs, and (Post-1943) Panthers, the T-34s don't share anything in common with your other tanks. Ammunition, parts, even fuel is all non-interchangeable, which complicates supply lines immensely. Now, you can alleviate this somewhat by forming units of captured tanks if you have enough of them, but even then it complicates logistics on the grand scale of things. Thus, even if you have lots of captured equipment, they can easily become more trouble than it's worth, turning a short-term gain into a long-term loss.

Pornographic Memory posted:

To be fair to the Germans, there was no way they were going to outproduce the Allies and they knew it, so it would have been kind of silly to have these gigantic stockpiles of captured equipment sitting around doing nothing while the Germans struggled to equip their armies with sufficient motorized vehicles of their own design and manufacture. Manpower was a huge bottleneck in their production (hence the massive use of slave labor) so scrapping tens of thousands of vehicles, artillery pieces, etc to use the materials to build German designs may not have been feasible either.

That's certainly true, though it's also worth mentioning that many of Germany's production and logistic woes were self-inflicted. The heavy bomber projects, for instance. THE HEAVY BOMBER PROJECTS :suicide:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

As for captured equipment, it can be a double-edged sword. For certain pieces of equipment (Particularly the Czechoslovakian stuff, for which they were able to secure the facilities intact), it makes sense to use and isn't a major problem. The issue, however, is that even the philosophy of "Use it until it breaks down, then throw it away" can cause tremendous issues with logistics. Say you're commanding a German armored unit, and you've captured a good number of T-34s. Compared to your other tanks, which would probably be a mix of Panzer IIIs, IVs, and (Post-1943) Panthers, the T-34s don't share anything in common with your other tanks. Ammunition, parts, even fuel is all non-interchangeable, which complicates supply lines immensely. Now, you can alleviate this somewhat by forming units of captured tanks if you have enough of them, but even then it complicates logistics on the grand scale of things. Thus, even if you have lots of captured equipment, they can easily become more trouble than it's worth, turning a short-term gain into a long-term loss.

Not to spend too much time on WWII tankchat in the Great War Thread, but this was a problem in North Africa when the Germans captured a number of Maltidas from the British. Despite their plodding speed they proved useful as, turned against them, the British had literally nothing that could punch through their heavy armor (and many other British tanks were still vulnerable to its otherwise-laughable 2 pdr. gun), but they weren't that reliable. For obvious reasons, those panzer commanders who had any didn't also have access to repair stores, so they tended not to last that long with a Balkan cross on their turrets.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Oh, I'm well aware that The World Wars is awful, just thought it would be funny to mention that the Germans did use the B-17, in combat even!* Not in massed formations in '39 though, for obvious reasons.

As for captured equipment, it can be a double-edged sword. For certain pieces of equipment (Particularly the Czechoslovakian stuff, for which they were able to secure the facilities intact), it makes sense to use and isn't a major problem. The issue, however, is that even the philosophy of "Use it until it breaks down, then throw it away" can cause tremendous issues with logistics. Say you're commanding a German armored unit, and you've captured a good number of T-34s. Compared to your other tanks, which would probably be a mix of Panzer IIIs, IVs, and (Post-1943) Panthers, the T-34s don't share anything in common with your other tanks. Ammunition, parts, even fuel is all non-interchangeable, which complicates supply lines immensely. Now, you can alleviate this somewhat by forming units of captured tanks if you have enough of them, but even then it complicates logistics on the grand scale of things. Thus, even if you have lots of captured equipment, they can easily become more trouble than it's worth, turning a short-term gain into a long-term loss.


Believe me, I understand that. It used to amaze me reading about the US Civil War how many different caliber weapons they had and how it must have driven people mad trying to supply it all.

The Germans were even using captured French tanks at least till '44 since they shored up the rebuilt 21st Panzer with captured French equipment with re-engineered parts

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

That's certainly true, though it's also worth mentioning that many of Germany's production and logistic woes were self-inflicted. The heavy bomber projects, for instance. THE HEAVY BOMBER PROJECTS :suicide:

Even worse than the resources thrown down that rathole was Hitler's crazy idea that the ME-262 jet aircraft should be used as a nighttime close-support bomber and to scoot in and drop a few pinprick bombs on England. It's not a war-winner by itself, but if it were deployed as an interceptor in mid-1943 instead of mid-1944 it could've conceivably made Allied daytime bombing raids impossible.

SocketWrench posted:

Believe me, I understand that. It used to amaze me reading about the US Civil War how many different caliber weapons they had and how it must have driven people mad trying to supply it all.

The Germans were even using captured French tanks at least till '44 since they shored up the rebuilt 21st Panzer with captured French equipment with re-engineered parts

There was a point in the 19th Century when the French considered their army standardization reforms a great success because when they were finished their artillery only used a dozen different carriage wheels as opposed to god knows how many before.

Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jun 2, 2014

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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

The point of captured enemy equipment isn't so much about whether you use it. It's figuring out why your enemy made it that way, and taking advantage of that. RV Jones, in Most Secret War, made this valuable connection many times, whether it was the radio equipment in a Junkers that deserted, or the radar equipment recovered from the Bruneval raid. He came to a similar conclusion to the Russians: precision equipment is great but it can make you dangerously inflexible as proven with German tanks vs Russian ones. Another point of inflexibility was the German love of standard procedures which so often let them down cryptographically, and they learnt the wrong lessons from WWI in many ways.

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