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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
John Cena
Bray Wyatt
Evolution
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Daniel Bryan
El Torito
AJ Styles
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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Now Torito can go to the back and celebrate with CHIQUITA BABY.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

is there a pamphlet to help me on the road to this?

My posting history since I'm a swell guy? :3:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

LEAVE THE MULLET

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Somewhere Vince is laughing his rear end off and maybe have an erection

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Holy crap I am actually concerned for his scalp. I hope that is a fake razor.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Vertical Lime posted:

Not watching, but I'm getting the sense the preshow midget matches will be the highlights of ppv's for months to come
Torito is a great worker and everyone else is trying really hard.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Midget shaving: not just a terrible RedTube search term anymore

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

If they stuck a routine singles or tag match on the pre show there's no way I'd watch it, but I'll always watch these.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I thought they outlawed blading?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
JBL, the announcer that isn't sure of the difference between Horses and Bulls, confuses whipped cream and shaving cream and forgets that he's also the NXT GM half the time.

And people thought Adamle was bad?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I hope they stop there and leave him looking like Hogan

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Eltoasto posted:

Holy crap I am actually concerned for his scalp. I hope that is a fake razor.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Torito's tail now looks like a :dong:

Hornswoggle head now looks like a :dong:

It's :dong: all the way down.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"While you're in the barber's chair screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back, screaming my name! "

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
They should stop head shaving at this point and put Hornswaggle in Kevin Sullivan makeup from now on.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Hornswoggle had no idea what the rules of the match were. I can't believe 3MB and Lil Naitch were unable to explain this.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Eltoasto posted:

Holy crap I am actually concerned for his scalp. I hope that is a fake razor.

Atleast its not a straight razor. That would be a mess.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Angular Landbury posted:

JBL, the announcer that isn't sure of the difference between Horses and Bulls, confuses whipped cream and shaving cream and forgets that he's also the NXT GM half the time.

And people thought Adamle was bad?


On the other hand he sold the double mask as torito's face under the mask being identical to the mask he wore

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Rybaxel is the best tag team of all time. Their theme however is not.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
hahaha, Rybaxel is awesome.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Sweet Barry Horowitz burns from Rybaxel.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Undeniably the highlight of the show.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

When did Rybaxel turn into late '80s/early '90s kids' show villians?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Bulk and Skull

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Barry Horowitz shout out.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
brotherhood is breaking up tonight

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
Why do they not show poo poo like this on the actual shows??

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Man I do not need to see this tag match.

3DBlast
Oct 9, 2012
Gif of Rybaxel thumbs down please.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I BO-LIEVE

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
NO

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



BREAKING NEWS:

Kofi gets to job to Bo Dallas

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
I think more people have mentioned Barry Horowitz on commentary or in promos this year than they did back when he was an active wrestler.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
"Oh poo poo...we forgot to make matches"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha jobbing to Bo

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
whoa a backstage promo that's not on the app

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bofi Kingston!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This is horrible news.

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
All this last minute booking.

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