WWE Payback: Keep your Money in the Bank until next month (7:30 EST)

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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
	John Cena
	Bray Wyatt
	Evolution
	The Shield
	Daniel Bryan
	El Torito
	AJ Styles

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

go john

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Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

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Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

hahaha what was that

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flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Cena played possum so he could get his ballroom on

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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Cena could not possibly AA Bray without help

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Hopefully that will be the ONLY time we see the five moves of doom

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Seriously though up until this point it's been a pretty good PPV! Some bad matches but the hot crowd made up for it.

I don't think the hot crowd will make up for this one. :smith:

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Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Meat Recital posted:

hahaha what was that

horrible

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

lmao John Cena struggled to lift him like he was Mark Henry

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Bray just loves 2 dance

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SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

I think I'm suffering from missing time here. Is it 10pm already?

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

I cannot imagine any world where the SHIELD wins tonight unless they get so pissed that they straight up murder Batista tomorrow and you know what I'm actually okay with that.

The Shield is going to win, Batista is leaving

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Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

Vintimus Prime posted:

Hopefully that will be the ONLY time we see the five moves of doom

lol

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Why the hell are the Usos wearing sweatshirts? It looks hot as hell in that arena.

So they can reveal their ~~Bullet Club~~Wyatt Family shirts at the end of the match.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:38

Mr. Kamikaze: Jul 30, 2005; This turtle doesn't stop spinning.

Rock bottom?

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I like Last Man Standing matches because it's fun seeing the ref only count for some moves.

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Striking Yak posted:

Why is Cena acting like this match has been going for 40 minutes, and he's not John Cena?

Cena is bad at selling. He's been the same since 2004.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Cena is a terrible dancer.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

after Cena shoulder blocks me twice I should swing at him

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:38

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Jerusalem posted:

So they can reveal their ~~Bullet Club~~Wyatt Family shirts at the end of the match.

doesnt make sense but i'd mark

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:38

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

oatgan posted:

lmao John Cena struggled to lift him like he was Mark Henry

He's so big and fat!! Perhaps, you could say, he's husky.

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

God drat, is there a name for that move Bray just did?

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DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

that did NOT LOOK good for Cena's leg :stonk:

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Nick Mitchell?

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Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

It's 5 minutes in and they're already playing counter the finisher.

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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

The match ends with both Uso's holding Bray down on the floor for a 10 count

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flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Cena played possum so he could get a kissy from Bray

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sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Valeyard posted:

God I am tired of the Uso's, please don't make this a 6 man

I don't even want to know the logistics of a 6-man Last Man Standing match.

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Bray Wyatt should do a crabwalk and then John Cena picks him up out of the crabwalk and AA's him and wins.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Vintimus Prime posted:

God drat, is there a name for that move Bray just did?

Which one? The sambo suplex or the flying elbow smash?

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Drax is joinging S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

RIGHT ON THE APRON THAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This is an odd match, it's like there was 5-10 minutes of build at the start that was cut

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:39

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bard Maddox posted:

Bray Wyatt should do a crabwalk and then John Cena picks him up out of the crabwalk and AA's him and wins.

He should do a crabwalk for a 10 count.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:39

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Valeyard posted:

The match ends with both Uso's holding Bray down on the floor for a 10 count

I would kill myself and then them and then myself again.

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DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Cena played possum so he could get a kissy from Bray

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Bard Maddox posted:

Bray Wyatt should do a crabwalk and then John Cena picks him up out of the crabwalk and AA's him and wins.

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

bartok posted:

after Cena shoulder blocks me twice I should swing at him

Sounds reasonable.

Remember to get up if he hits you with the Five-Knuckle Shuffle so he can't pin you.

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Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Blasmeister posted:

This is an odd match, it's like there was 5-10 minutes of build at the start that was cut

probably was

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The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Jerry had a little bit of the Mountain Dew

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