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Asehujiko posted:Gregor coming back from the dead with even more retard strength is just stupid. e: Oops that was meant to be an edit not a double post.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:50 |
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Asehujiko posted:If we're going by realism, somebody who is at the point where he can go pole vaulting with a poison spear stuck in his opponent's chest is simply going to win 100% of the time.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:51 |
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No More Toast posted:But hey, at least we had a heartwarming moment of Ramsay finally being appreciated by his father. The Boltons are both terrific in their roles and Theon's actor portrays a broken man so well; he really looked so lost and terrified when the lead iron born said he wouldn't surrender. I honest to God thought he was going to piss himself in that scene. It was hilarious, in a morbid kind of way.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:54 |
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If you don't gently caress around I'll make you good pizza. If you do gently caress around I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:55 |
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I love all the people going on how upset they are and how it's the bad writing's fault. Seems to me you are the ones whose heartstrings the writer is manipulating better than anyone's. And you know you'll be back for more.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 13:57 |
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This story is genius. As soon as you get popular you die so it keep salaries really low. HBO has a winning formula now. I hope they go completely off script and just have the ice dudes kill everyone and start over next season with Bravos telling them to pay up or get melted. Undead slaves are probably better then the ones that rise up and kill the masters, and you don't have to feed them.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:01 |
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Are there any reaction videos posted yet? They should be good this time around.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:08 |
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No More Toast posted:Also, Sansa is great and I refuse to hear otherwise. You and me both, bro. Her new dress is bitchin'. I couldn't handle seeing her in a sex scene though (as other posters have mentioned.) She's... she's MY age. We're both so young! Noticed some comments saying Oberyn's death is pointless except to screw over Tyrion further. I don't think that's true at all. Tywin has just made a dangerous enemy. I've played the board game, ok? The Martells are in an excellent position to thoroughly screw the Lanisters. Oh, and they have Myrcella.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:09 |
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Infinite Monkeys posted:I'd rather not because I have a tendency to overthink things so it might lead to accidental spoilers. Aren't the books in chronological order then? It seems like the TV show is, although I guess with certain storylines (the Wall, Dany) it's hard to tell. The chronology of books 4 and 5 is really weird. Basically book 4 only covered about half the cast and a large part of book 5 was covering what everyone else was doing during book 4 so they're sort of parallel chronology. I think the show will go for a much more sensible timescale, though as you say with storylines really far apart it's hard to tell. Ultimately the passage of time can be adjusted to suit the needs of the plot.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:13 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Anyone bitching about this outcome, let me ask you one thing: Hannibal. And that's having read the books the show is a prequel to, making it even weirder since it SHOULD give most of the characters plot armor (it doesn't, really - only for a few)
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:16 |
It's okay kids, you can just admit to yourselves that you wanted the sexy Spaniard to win and are upset because he died.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:16 |
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BubbleGoose posted:Aw come on. Wizard Master's posts are tradition. Like fruitcake at Christmas. But nobody likes Fruitca- ohhhhh
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:24 |
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Ballz posted:
welp i guess Tyrion gets it back by default now I'd spoilered myself to the event, and I still felt ill watching it. Coucho Marx fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jun 2, 2014 |
# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:24 |
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Asehujiko posted:For the seven and a half episodes worth of build up that fight, it was disappointing in every way possible. Jesus man, how does it feel to see life entirely through the lens of video games?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:26 |
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Asehujiko posted:For the seven and a half episodes worth of build up that fight, it was disappointing in every way possible. Yeah, this post doesn't make much sense. Oberyn was not fighting to kill, he was fighting to implicate Tywin in public (and then kill once implicated). The Mountain stalling by not saying anything (after he was clearly beaten), allowed him to catch Oberyn at a moment of weakness/in a mistake. It wasn't a super move comeback at the end of a heated fight, it was Vega dancing around taunting too much in Zangief's throwing reach even though a piledriver would take off his remaining health, if you must use a video game analogy.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:27 |
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Fabulous Knight posted:Right, I've seen some complaints about Oberyn's final moment being too gruesome or whatever. I can kind of see that, but this was pretty much completely how it happened in the *gasp* books. There have been some major moments in this show that have kind of differed from what they were in the source material whereas this one was very loyal to it, but of course then you have the question of should they just have had Oberyn sliced in half or something as opposed to this more prolonged death. Because, poo poo, I feel like if I had not known what was going to happen, I would've found that over-excessive. Just chop his head off or something, I dunno. But then, does it simply just become "Welp, he's dead" as opposed to this, well, rather strong reaction? Ehh. It is what it is. I am pretty sure in the books Oberyn's face gets demolished because Clegane keeps pulling his face onto the snapped off shaft of spear stuck in his chest.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:30 |
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If you guys want to know a cool little trivial connection between characters: This dude who listened to Sansa's confession in the Vale... is the father of THIS dude who died way back in the very first scene of s01e01!
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:37 |
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Hedrigall posted:If you guys want to know a cool little trivial connection between characters: Yeah well spotted, it was a nice little nod to continuity.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:50 |
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I also know that there are still people (my sister included, until a few weeks ago*) who didn't realise that Lord Commander Mormont was Jorah "Friendzone" Mormont's father. You could play a long game of "this dude is THIS dude's dad!" connections with this series and keep surprising people. *My sister, I poo poo you not, also didn't realise that Stannis is Robert's brother, until she saw something on Youtube a month or so ago. She legitimately didn't get why he was so adamant about getting the throne for himself. Hedrigall fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jun 2, 2014 |
# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:55 |
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Hedrigall posted:I also know that there are still people (my sister included, until a few weeks ago) who didn't realise that Lord Commander Mormont was Jorah "Friendzone" Mormont's father. That's not really amazing at all. Like they mentioned the relation in one throw-away line and it never became more relevant than that. Most people aren't watching this show with a notebook.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:58 |
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Hedrigall posted:I also know that there are still people (my sister included, until a few weeks ago) who didn't realise that Lord Commander Mormont was Jorah "Friendzone" Mormont's father. That's not really amazing at all. Like they mentioned the relation in one throw-away line and it never became more relevant than that. Most people aren't watching this show with a notebook.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 14:58 |
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So it turns out the laptop I uploaded the previous image on has completely poo poo contrast so it was supposed to look like this:
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:00 |
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BioMe posted:That's not really amazing at all. Like they mentioned the relation in one throw-away line and it never became more relevant than that. Most people aren't watching this show with a notebook. The sword Jeor Mormont gave to Jon Snow had been given to his own son, Jorah. He left it behind when he ran from the north when Ned Stark was coming for his head. I love that his eye is bleeding
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:01 |
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I hope some savvy producer locks Pedro Pascal into an action movie ASAP. He's gotta be getting a ton of offers right?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:01 |
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KinkyJohn posted:So it turns out the laptop I uploaded the previous image on has completely poo poo contrast so it was supposed to look like this: So the image you made before the episode aired, and posted in the non spoiler thread, shows Oberyn with blood coming out of his eye, no teeth, and blood spattered around his head.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:03 |
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MrBims posted:The sword Jeor Mormont gave to Jon Snow had been given to his own son, Jorah. He left it behind when he ran from the north when Ned Stark was coming for his head. Yes, but who remembers that poo poo at this point? It was never really relevant to anything beyond that scene.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:08 |
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Someone post that bbqd and flayed man because holy poo poo the boltons are hosed up.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:17 |
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Asehujiko posted:For the seven and a half episodes worth of build up that fight, it was disappointing in every way possible. This is a television show. With magic and dragons. quote:If we're going by what would be an interesting story, Interesting stories are subjective, but Oberyn's death teaches the audience a lesson, and its there to remind you that no character is safe. Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jun 2, 2014 |
# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:20 |
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Samara posted:Do we have a current YouTube link to the fight? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFV8JccFq38 Although I don't know why you'd want to see it again... SBJ fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 2, 2014 |
# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:27 |
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Gotta agree with the people saying the death was completely pointless. I can't imagine any plot developments will come from the prince of a huge noble house dying after getting a confession for murder of his sister. Senseless, truly
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:28 |
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So are Arya and the Hound at least going to stop in at the castle? Because if not it's getting kind of eye-rollingly dumb how many chances the kids have to run into each other that have some poorly-written excuse behind not happening.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:32 |
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:So are Arya and the Hound at least going to stop in at the castle? Because if not it's getting kind of eye-rollingly dumb how many chances the kids have to run into each other that have some poorly-written excuse behind not happening. The Hound, who is on the run from the Lannisters, who happen to be looking for Arya to kill her, is going to go into a castle run by the guy he remembers being close to the Lannisters in King's Landing why, exactly? Poorly written excuse, eh?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:34 |
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This was a pretty well done greenscreen of the Red Keep.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:34 |
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:So are Arya and the Hound at least going to stop in at the castle? Because if not it's getting kind of eye-rollingly dumb how many chances the kids have to run into each other that have some poorly-written excuse behind not happening. Why would they be let in?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:40 |
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Where will the Hound take Arya next though? He's not exactly gonna get much of a reward from Jon Snow
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:44 |
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MrBims posted:Why would they be let in? Maybe Sansa thinks one creepy possessive dude who keeps offering to save her isn't enough and wants a matching pair?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:46 |
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Pleasant Friend posted:Where will the Hound take Arya next though? He's not exactly gonna get much of a reward from Jon Snow He has a bounty on his head, so he's pretty hosed. Boltons to the North wont pay for her, South is Kings Landing so nope there and West is Tyrells(?). He could get lucky and meet up with Brieanne I guess, but I think he mentioned Bravos when the bounty thing came up so probably there.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:50 |
Darko posted:Yeah, this post doesn't make much sense. Oberyn was not fighting to kill, he was fighting to implicate Tywin in public (and then kill once implicated). The Mountain stalling by not saying anything (after he was clearly beaten), allowed him to catch Oberyn at a moment of weakness/in a mistake. It wasn't a super move comeback at the end of a heated fight, it was Vega dancing around taunting too much in Zangief's throwing reach even though a piledriver would take off his remaining health, if you must use a video game analogy. And if you'll notice- Oberyn looked over and smugged at his girl before he got swept off his feet, if that isnt a commentary on women being the downfall of men
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:55 |
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With Oberyn's death the Lannisters have pretty much lost their last chance to ally with another house before everyone gets ready to push their poo poo in. Tyrell's are just biding their time. They have no friends up North (Bolton is a bastard that will double-cross them). The Vale wants to destroy them. Stannis wants to destroy them. Martells will most likely want to destroy them. Braavos wants to collect their debt. Tywin must realize that he is absolutely hosed at this point. He has no money and his army was not even enough to fight Stannis, let alone everyone else. Cersei is a short-sighted, reckless maniac who believes herself to be more clever than she actually is, Jaime is a celibate knight who cannot hold a sword let alone fight, Tyrion is about to have his head chopped off. Does Tywin even know what the hell he is doing anymore or is he just going through the motions to organize his own demise? He acts like he has some grand master plan but on the surface he doesn't seem to be very prepared to preserve his family name.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 15:57 |
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That episode was just depressing, the Red Wedding didn't impact me much but I still feel down an hour after watching this one.
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