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Cawd Rud
Mar 12, 2009
Salad Prong

maduin posted:

I'm really interested in the hotspot thing. Are they bypassing carriers charging for tethering or do people still have to pay the $30/mo?
Looks like it's just using the normal hotspot tethering, it just provides an easy way to turn it on. There's no way they will bypass carriers'.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm okay with this duck face

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That audio message thing looks very Android-y :ohdear:

So far all of iOS 8 does

Cawd Rud
Mar 12, 2009
Salad Prong
iMessages is now snapchat!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Looking at all these options, it seems like if Scott Forstall were still around it would be a loving mess

HAIR JOKE

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Propaganda Hour posted:

I really had no idea apple was this far behind android in features

It's totally anecdotal, but my old BlackBerry using Dad was only able to go to touchscreens because of swipe-typing. He hates finger pecking on a touchscreen.

Literally the only thing they forgot.

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008

Ramrod XTreme
Hmm...Snapchat folks shoulda taken that $6bil offer from Google.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This is probably the funniest Apple keynote I've ever seen.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Craig is my favourite Apple.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
His hair is fabulous I don't know what you're talking about.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

mikul posted:

Wait, can I make iPhone calls on my iPad now? They breezed through that bit.

You can make phone calls on your ipad, ipad mini, mac, everything with an apple logo

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

This is probably the funniest Apple keynote I've ever seen.

Keynotes are usually dry and super roll-eyes inducing. I'm really happy to see them take a lighter approach. Wonder if Jobs would have hated this kind of behavior.

James Dente
Nov 29, 2003
Awful Things Ate My Head
This is the part of the script Steve Jobs would have thrown at them and told them to write over again, right?

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


Don Tacorleone posted:

You can make phone calls on your ipad, ipad mini, mac, everything with an apple logo

newton?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Now fix your messages problems, apple

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Quick listening to audio messages from the lock screen by raising the phone to your ear is neat!

mikul
Feb 8, 2004

Don Tacorleone posted:

You can make phone calls on your ipad, ipad mini, mac, everything with an apple logo

Great, thought so.

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Jalumibnkrayal posted:

Hmm...Snapchat folks shoulda taken that $6bil offer from Google.
Don't sext Android user plebes anyway.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Enterprise?? Wow

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

How amazing would it have been if the voice memo had been "eat up, Martha"?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Quick listening to audio messages from the lock screen by raising the phone to your ear is neat!
It would be neat if it worked for voicemails too.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Enterprise functions?! Ooooh!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Enterprise? :aaa:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

That's a lot of techy words

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Whirlwind Jones posted:

It would be neat if it worked for voicemails too.

It would be neat if nobody left me a voicemail ever again, instead.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

So ... no side-by-side on the iPad?

No inter-app communication besides iCloud Drive?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

What the helllllll. That is so loving cool.

Shin-chan
Aug 1, 2008

To be a man you must have honor...
...honor and a penis!

James Dente posted:

This is the part of the script Steve Jobs would have thrown at them and told them to write over again, right?

Maybe, but then again the keynotes were pretty much all Steve. I'm actually glad that they are trying to do their own thing now. I felt over the last couple of keynotes they were trying too hard to emulate the Stevenote.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I really don't care about all this mimes and poo poo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Don Tacorleone posted:

I really don't care about all this mimes and poo poo

Enterprise!!

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Woo

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Don Tacorleone posted:

I really don't care about all this mimes and poo poo

i wanted to pronounce it as smimes.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Don Tacorleone posted:

I really don't care about all this mimes and poo poo

Cool man. How do you feel about Health?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Healthbook!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

oh poo poo

OOOOOHH poo poo HERE IT COMES


HERE IT COMES GUYS IT'S THE IWATCH

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Kit

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

So no mention of an updates notification center with the widgets :/

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Hey look it's a lot of failed Wii accessories

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh, apparently so!

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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
It's like Passbook for health/fitness apps. That's pretty cool.

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