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Carrier posted:Love thread, Hate Jozy I don't hate jozy. He doesn't seem to be a bad lad. Just fat and bad at football.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:49 |
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nnelli posted:I believe it goes under 'Fouls'
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:49 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:I don't hate jozy. He doesn't seem to be a bad lad. Just fat and bad at football. He's a gutless fraud thief. I hate him.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:50 |
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Pissflaps posted:He's a gutless fraud thief. I hate him. He's a nice young man with a good head on his shoulders.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:51 |
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Pissflaps posted:He's a gutless fraud thief. I hate him. Do you think the enjoyment you have got from this thread would allow you to forgive him?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:51 |
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Suqit posted:He's a nice young man with a good head on his shoulders. He is definitely checks list* athletic, humble, strong and good at hold up play.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:52 |
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Suqit posted:He's a nice young man with a good head on his shoulders. He shies away from responsibility both on and off the pitch.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:52 |
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vyelkin posted:Can you please quantify this into graph form for me? code:
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:52 |
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nnelli posted:I believe it goes under 'Fouls' Cool. Can you do this one next?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:53 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:54 |
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I suppose if you're getting paid to be some dipshit's publicist you may as well go on forums and argue.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:54 |
Is there any statistical analysis that could explain to me why he always falls over?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:54 |
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whoa, nnelli
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:55 |
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vyelkin posted:Cool. Can you do this one next? I ran the numbers but I haven't weighed them accordingly so it's arbitrary
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:57 |
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tetsman posted:I ran the numbers but I haven't weighed them accordingly so it's arbitrary Can you put this in a Football Manager diagram so that I can understand it? Also before I saw your labels I assumed it would be "Pie Jozy has eaten" and "Pie Jozy has not eaten yet"
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:58 |
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Pissflaps posted:He's a gutless fraud thief. I hate him. Not sure you could call him gutless
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:02 |
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80085 posted:Well the posters in the Jozy thread have some like weird theory that bigsoccer posters are going to start randomly posting in the WC thread on the SA forums nnelli posted:Those original striker stats also were weighted based on the league scores from IFFHS. All stat categories were also weighed the same. Completely agree that goals are significantly more important than the other statistical categories. Just haven't had time to do the research to weigh each stat.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:11 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:I don't hate jozy. He doesn't seem to be a bad lad. Just fat and bad at football. He's earning millions of pounds to do this the shite
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:18 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:Not sure you could call him gutless
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:23 |
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Jose posted:He's earning millions of pounds to do this the shite Think you meant gaining millions of pounds
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:24 |
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Jose posted:He's earning millions of pounds to do this the shite You would do exactly the same.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:27 |
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I love this thread I hope it never ends
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:28 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:56 |
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So many stats I don't know what to believe. Can anyone graph the number of Premier League goals Jozy has scored and how many Premier League matches he has played? Sometimes it seems like the goal stat gets downplayed a bit.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:01 |
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SuperHunBastard1690 posted:You would do exactly the same. And I expect people would hate me for it
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:04 |
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HE CANT loving SCORE
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:06 |
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Hegay posted:So many stats I don't know what to believe. Can anyone graph the number of Premier League goals Jozy has scored and how many Premier League matches he has played? Sometimes it seems like the goal stat gets downplayed a bit. no you see, those stats are not important because they don't show how great jozy is at all of the other things
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:13 |
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which also makes me think, why don't stats morons push forward arguments for jozy being more suitable for a midfield role or whatever? they go to great lengths to show how his poo poo up play is great and his uppercut blowjob pass ratio is over 9000 but they don't even think of making the argument that maybe jozy should not be a loving forward, idgi
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:17 |
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tbp posted:HE CANT loving SCORE He should start a support group for some posters ITVF (In This Very Forum)
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:18 |
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If the stats analysis is correct it means Jozy is the best striker in the USMNT. Which is far funnier than reading about the over-analysed stats in the first place.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:27 |
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Hegay posted:So many stats I don't know what to believe. Can anyone graph the number of Premier League goals Jozy has scored and how many Premier League matches he has played? Sometimes it seems like the goal stat gets downplayed a bit. He's scored 2 goals in like 65 Premier League matches, someone graph that pls
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:28 |
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Jose posted:And I expect people would hate me for it I wouldn't hate you.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:28 |
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:He's scored 2 goals in like 65 Premier League matches, someone graph that pls I made a chart.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:30 |
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Are my stats good enough for bigsoccer?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:30 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:
What is the DZ Sibot for that?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:33 |
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What's Jozy's batting average? How many wickets has he taken?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:37 |
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I don't know how much longer ESPN can be positive regarding Jozy. Maybe at the 85th minute of the Germany game when he hasn't scored or shot on goal they will finally say Jozy is poo poo.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:39 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:
now just multiply goals by being american and divide appearences by european racism and you will have a more accurate representation
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:39 |
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Now I understand why US fans like to compare jozy to other players "like him"
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:43 |
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Emile Heskey scored 20 goals over 70 appearances in his first two seasons in the Premier League.* * not counting his very first season, when he made just one appearance when Leicester were relegated.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 22:01 |