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Freepers: You can only find [the truth] via gay porn edit: I love these threads, where they're just rolling around in futility against the wave of changing public opinion. They try to be outraged, and try to believe that there's a silent majority waiting to stomp out this terrifying idea that gay people are actually normal people, and just want to raise kids despite the physical limitations. I remember several years ago reading about a discovery that might lead to the possibility of basically creating sperm out of a woman's bone marrow (my memory is really fuzzy, so this might be wrong), or something similar that would allow an actual proper baby to be born of two female parents. The baby could only be female (for obvious reasons), but would be a combination of the two. I would really like to see a Freep reaction to this process. TravBot fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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Dementocrats sounds like a political comedy troupe, or a really lovely punk band.
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The open carry discussion is exciting. It is going to result in so many of them eating their own. Now, instead of "2nd Amendment Rights Activists" vs "Gun Grabbers" it's going to be "Slightly More Reasonable Gun Nut" vs "Totally Insane Open Carry Advocate". "You see, *I* am sane enough to open carry a gun, but those people are giving me a bad name!" Some of them are so close to getting why tons of people are uncomfortable around people who openly carry deadly weapons around with them in public places, but their ingrained double standards keep them thinking that they're special unique snowflakes who are the only ones who know how to handle a gun properly at all times.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:02 |
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quote:To: Gamecock Here's a depressing look inside the mind of a Freeper and what being abandoned by friends/family has done to their tortured psyche. quote:To: SeekAndFind Fortunately, this made me laugh out loud. Hard. More than it probably should have. God, I love this thread.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:02 |
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TravBot posted:Freepers: You can only find [the truth] via gay porn The 2012 election broke their brains. They believed gay marriage would lose, Obama would lose, and things would go back to normal. The defeats they suffered devastated them beyond repair.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:03 |
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Not that Freepers have ever read the bible or care what it actually says, but there's a chapter in there somewhere that explicitly tells people to keep their faith private and not to proselytize. Also that post about gay porn is probably talking about twinks. His "acquaintance" (assuming that story isn't made up) was probably telling him about twinks and that post is a result of Freepthink in action. Elephant Ambush fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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TravBot posted:I remember several years ago reading about a discovery that might lead to the possibility of basically creating sperm out of a woman's bone marrow (my memory is really fuzzy, so this might be wrong), or something similar that would allow an actual proper baby to be born of two female parents. The baby could only be female (for obvious reasons), but would be a combination of the two. I would really like to see a Freep reaction to this process. IIRC the AntiChrist character in the Left Behind series is born from a process that allows two gay men to have a baby. I think the Freep reaction would somehow be less constrained.
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kik2dagroin posted:
My gay acquaintance, WHO I HATE.
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TravBot posted:edit: I love these threads, where they're just rolling around in futility against the wave of changing public opinion. They try to be outraged, and try to believe that there's a silent majority waiting to stomp out this terrifying idea that gay people are actually normal people, and just want to raise kids despite the physical limitations. It kinda makes me wonder what will happen if Freepers ever realize they are wrong and that a strong majority of Americans really do not share their world view and if anything see the people who make up Freep's userbase as the bullies trying to force what they think is normal onto a population that thinks what the bullies want is disgusting. Like will they start talking about retiring to good old conservative Russia, talk about God sending plagues because his favourite nation in the world got a little too socially progressive, talk about RAHOWA some more? (note that I say they will talk about these things because even if they realized that paradise is lost forever and America will never be as they want it to be, I still doubt they'll do anything more drastic than move to a more conservative state)
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Darkman Fanpage posted:My gay acquaintance, WHO I PROBABLY MADE UP. Fixed. DrProsek posted:It kinda makes me wonder what will happen if Freepers ever realize they are wrong and that a strong majority of Americans really do not share their world view They will never do the former and they've been doing the latter since at least 2008. The answer to your question is contained in this thread; they just complain endlessly about literally everything on their lovely forum.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Not that Freepers have ever read the bible or care what it actually says, but there's a chapter in there somewhere that explicitly tells people to keep their faith private and not to proselytize. Let's be real, the story is probably fake and I doubt Freepers would discern between twinks and children in porn, even though it's like comparing 18+ younger-looking girls in heterosexual porn (which I'm sure they would never, ever look at) to children.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Fixed. Yeah, that's probably true. I guess I kinda forgot Freep doesn't really change because of the outside world, the users just kinda keep saying the same stuff even if by every objective standard the stuff they say is wrong.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:20 |
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Mantis42 posted:IIRC the AntiChrist character in the Left Behind series is born from a process that allows two gay men to have a baby. If this is even halfway accurate then it makes me wish the Anti-Christ character would actually be included in the upcoming Left Behind reboot with poor, broke Nicolas Cage.
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Elephant Ambush posted:They will never do the former and they've been doing the latter since at least 2008. The answer to your question is contained in this thread; they just complain endlessly about literally everything on their lovely forum.
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kik2dagroin posted:Fearing Rising Backlash, NRA Urges Gun Activists to Stand Down Hoooollleeee poo poo, wasn't ready for that comparison. Civil right movement: just like being able to bring an AR-15 to Chilis.
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White House declares June LGBT Pride Monthquote:I am going to barf!!! quote:To: ilovesarah2012 quote:To: ilovesarah2012 quote:To: ilovesarah2012 quote:To: IronJack quote:To: Dilbert San Diego quote:To: Hotlanta Mike quote:To: ilovesarah2012 quote:To: ilovesarah2012
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 19:56 |
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Where's Manc been lately? This would be the kind of news that would have him yelling about feces!
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:02 |
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TravBot posted:I remember several years ago reading about a discovery that might lead to the possibility of basically creating sperm out of a woman's bone marrow (my memory is really fuzzy, so this might be wrong), or something similar that would allow an actual proper baby to be born of two female parents. The baby could only be female (for obvious reasons), but would be a combination of the two. I would really like to see a Freep reaction to this process.
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Sir Tonk posted:Hoooollleeee poo poo, wasn't ready for that comparison. Civil right movement: just like being able to bring an AR-15 to Chilis. Hell there are a few guys that were making the same "Civil Rights movement is a parallel to current gun rights" argument in the Steve Stockman thread here so I have no doubt it is a popular idea. It's another way (like Christians not getting to boss people around and income taxes) that white guys with disposable income can try and gentrify the persecution of others and make it their own. It was nice seeing the Freepers that were pro-gun rights but still understood that walking around with your rifles out is scary and could lead to someone pre-preemptively defending themselves though. Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:29 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:32 |
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Theres a Steve Stockman thread?Georgia Peach posted:White House declares June LGBT Pride Month
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:44 |
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Gosh, why do these disgusting disease-ridden revolting pieces of subhuman filth feel like they need to tell each other not to live in fear and shame all the time?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 20:55 |
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VitalSigns posted:Gosh, why do these disgusting disease-ridden revolting pieces of subhuman filth feel like they need to tell each other not to live in fear and shame all the time? quote:To: Dilbert San Diego The only moral insecurity is my insecurity Duke Igthorn fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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Google to dominate space: 180 satellites to provide internet access for the ENTIRE planetquote:To: Red Badger quote:To: Red Badger quote:To: Red Badger quote:To: Red Badger quote:To: Celerity quote:To: Red Badger It's still incredibly amusing that Doodles inspire seething fury among freepers quote:To: prisoner6
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 21:49 |
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That's an awesome group of posts. They go from "Waaaah someone is getting something I don't get!" to not understanding that their ISP bills and taxes don't fund Google and conflating like 3 or 4 things at once, then making a reference to the plot of Watch_Dogs (I'm guessing unintentionally), then thinking that their weaponized rascal battalion can somehow overthrow the evil oppressive corporation, then claiming that Google censors sites based on ideology.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 22:53 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:then claiming that Google censors sites based on ideology. And that net neutrality is what will allow them to do it! e: though hasn't the Freep crowd been ginned up into using Bing the last couple of years anyway? I know they're mad at google for not having doodles of the 'correct' things but I can't remember if any of the outrage was because of unexpectedly inconsistent search results.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 01:52 |
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I'm a rainbow rider!
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I'm legitimately confused. Shouldn't Google, a private company, providing a charitable service to the world when governments either have been unable or unwilling to do so be a boon for the rightwing cause?
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Nitrousoxide posted:I'm legitimately confused. Shouldn't Google, a private company, providing a charitable service to the world when governments either have been unable or unwilling to do so be a boon for the rightwing cause? Well, not if it goes to the wrong kind of people. You know... them.
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lousy hat posted:Well, not if it goes to the wrong kind of people.
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Nitrousoxide posted:I'm legitimately confused. Shouldn't Google, a private company, providing a charitable service to the world when governments either have been unable or unwilling to do so be a boon for the rightwing cause? Non-white people will potentially benefit from it, so no.
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Nitrousoxide posted:I'm legitimately confused. Shouldn't Google, a private company, providing a charitable service to the world when governments either have been unable or unwilling to do so be a boon for the rightwing cause? Google loves gays and didn't have a big military logo on Memorial Day so no
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:50 |
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quote:Hollywood won’t show the truth - you can only find that via gay porn
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 03:17 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Still laughing at this. Now I picture freepers standing on a street corner, walking up to someone asking "Are you enlightened, FRiend?" and holding up a copy of The Twink Whisperer
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 04:42 |
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Its not just the truth about gay people either, I learned a lot about Benghazi watching all male gangbangs on xvideo.
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Mantis42 posted:Its not just the truth about gay people either, I learned a lot about Benghazi watching all male gangbangs on xvideo. Well, the ambassador was sodomized, after all...
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:39 |
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I think this is the first Freep conspiracy I'd actually like to explore further with some research of my own...
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 05:54 |
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California Baptist Church Changes Views On Homosexuality After Pastor's Gay Son Comes Outquote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: wonkowasright quote:To: Dilbert San Diego quote:To: Ransomed THE CASE FOR OBAMA’S IMPEACHMENT Bolding is theirs quote:Yes. quote:To: Jim Robinson quote:To: Jim Robinson quote:To: Jim Robinson quote:To: Osage Orange quote:To: Jim Robinson Yes please quote:To: Jim Robinson quote:To: Jim Robinson quote:To: varmintman quote:To: varmintman quote:To: grania quote:To: Jim Robinson; All Fuck You And Diebold fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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a freeper posted:MY GAY ACQUAINTANCE Mods, please change my name to this, thanks.
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Oooh, good poo poo.quote:To: wonkowasright This would certainly make for an interesting plot twist in the story of America. quote:To: Jim Robinson And who would have the authority to declare the last two Presidential elections null and void? quote:To: varmintman Ah, I see. Freepers. quote:To: varmintman quote:To: Jim Robinson; All And who in the House of Representatives do Freepers think would actually try to impeach Obama and also bring criminal charges against a vast network of Commie traitors that spans all 50 states?
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