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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Propaganda Machine posted:

Thanks for your honesty. loving finally.

Well, I am not a good liar at the best of times, and also I legit felt bad about it after. I like you guys. I am not cut out for this game, I think.

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Propaganda Machine posted:

Thanks for your honesty. loving finally.
like you know anything about honesty, hahaha

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
:munch:

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

bowmore posted:

like you know anything about honesty, hahaha

:stare:

I have not even had the OPPORTUNITY to lie to you.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Wow, what a raucous tribe.



This first item, will be a mystery. Bidding opens at $100. Who wants it?

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
$100

John Cena posted:

Wow, what a raucous tribe.



This first item, will be a mystery. Bidding opens at $100. Who wants it?

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

$150, DREW

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
c'mon bacon! BACON! BACON!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


I see $100

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

John Cena posted:

I see $100

$150!!!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Majuju posted:

$150, DREW

I saw the ninja edit, you're out of the running for this item

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

John Cena posted:

I see $100

$150

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Propaganda Machine posted:

:stare:

I have not even had the OPPORTUNITY to lie to you.
I never said it was me you hath been lying to

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

$200

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

$200

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

bowmore posted:

I never said it was me you hath been lying to

You guys are huge dorks

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

$250

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
So if we bid and and we don't get the item we still have $500 like a normal auction?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

$300

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006





Here is what you won:

this cute cat giffe

e: correction sold to WinsonPaine! Sorry for the error, I am now of all times getting throttled. Give me a couple of minutes to move to a different location to fix this issue.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

bowmore posted:

So if we bid and and we don't get the item we still have $500 like a normal auction?

he specifically called them BYOB dollars so they're probably worthless

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

bowmore posted:

I never said it was me you hath been lying to

*waves money around*

I didn't come into this game for honesty or integrity or poo poo like that, but as much as I've wheeled and dealed, I haven't outright LIED.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
lol what

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
wtf Cena I got outbid twice or so

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Cena do you even understand what an auction is

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Wait what made that auction end anyway, people were still actively bidding

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
For all the reality TV you guys watch and you can't process Storage Wars jfc

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'd like to say I was surprised by that amazing timing

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Majuju posted:

Cena do you even understand what an auction is

I think the potential bidding closes at random rather than at the highest bid?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Auctions are like counting I guess.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Auctions are like counting I guess.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Winson_Paine posted:

I think the potential bidding closes at random rather than at the highest bid?
The rules say it closes if no one posts for 2 minutes but there was never a 2 minute gap

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Winson_Paine posted:

You guys are huge dorks
sorry I meant to write have

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Skinty McEdger posted:

Auctions are like counting I guess.

I think they're more like battleship, trying to find the spot that randomly ends it.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Fast Luck posted:

The rules say it closes if no one posts for 2 minutes but there was never a 2 minute gap

The two minute gap is between Cenas teeth

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Fast Luck posted:

The rules say it closes if no one posts for 2 minutes but there was never a 2 minute gap

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
just random.org someone for immunity and spare us all this charade

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Winson_Paine posted:

The two minute gap is between Cenas teeth

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I BID A BUNDLE OF BUCKS

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Okay my internet stabilized itself. New rule NO POSTING UNLESS YOU ARE BIDDING. IF YOU POST AND ARE NOT BIDDING YOU ARE OUT OF THE CHALLENGE!!!!



Also, from now on I will be confirming each bid. Please do not counter-bid until I have confirmed a bid, otherwise your bid will not count.

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