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Oodles and oodles? Bajillion? It's suppose to be a secret. Whatever.
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Hi I'm thinking about joining the army and am 90% sure it's right for me but just have a few questions about "fraternising" I was hoping someone can answer for me Basically if I get sent to a foreign posting how good are my chances if meeting a local girl? Do people generally find you more attraction if you're in the army? I don't want to get sent to like Iraq or Afghanistan and not get laid for three years or something
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Jun 2, 2014 11:02
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90% of the stateside px workers are Asians that some sergeant major married while he had an overseas assignment hth
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Jun 2, 2014 12:36
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Most likely you wouldn't be going to Afghanistan at this point. Iraq has essentially been finished for a while now too. Enjoy Africa
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Jun 2, 2014 17:21
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I never even heard any stories from my military coworkers about banging chicks in Iraq or Afghanistan. Heard on NPR about some dude bringing an Iraq sheiks daughter who then divorced him and became a stripper but otherwise nope.
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Jun 2, 2014 17:39
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General Order 1B
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Eglin is swarming with hot babes who are itching for some juicy penis. Off-base girls loving LOVE hearing that you're military, especially if you're a ranger or SF so you got that going for you (you don't even actually have to be SF!!!!).
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Jun 3, 2014 01:34
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It's make your penis itchy isn't it?
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LingcodKilla posted:I never even heard any stories from my military coworkers about banging chicks in Iraq or Afghanistan. Heard on NPR about some dude bringing an Iraq sheiks daughter who then divorced him and became a stripper but otherwise nope. I had an ex-sailor get drunk and loudly brag (?) to me about how he railed some Afghan hooker and ended up with herpes. His sea cow of a wife was next to him while he relayed this thrilling yarn. I distinctly remember her nodding enthusiastically and saying, "It's true, he did! Then he gave it to me!" with a grin on her face. It was pretty hosed up.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:54
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What the gently caress.
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Rough Lobster posted:I had an ex-sailor get drunk and loudly brag (?) to me about how he railed some Afghan hooker and ended up with herpes. His sea cow of a wife was next to him while he relayed this thrilling yarn. I distinctly remember her nodding enthusiastically and saying, "It's true, he did! Then he gave it to me!" with a grin on her face.  not caring here posted:What the gently caress.
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Jun 3, 2014 02:54
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It's only fair. She probably gave him genital warts.
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Jun 3, 2014 02:56
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The gift that keeps on giving. That and HPV.
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Jun 3, 2014 02:58
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:Hi I'm thinking about joining the army and am 90% sure it's right for me but just have a few questions about "fraternising" I was hoping someone can answer for me Join the Navy. Literal oceans of possibility!
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What if I get sent to Afghanistan or Iran or some other country where the girls aren't so keen on white meat, especially if you're out in the country side Is there any chance of picking up a village girl? E: or Africa for that matter
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Jun 3, 2014 06:25
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:What if I get sent to Afghanistan or Iran or some other country where the girls aren't so keen on white meat, especially if you're out in the country side Yes.
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:What if I get sent to Afghanistan or Iran or some other country where the girls aren't so keen on white meat, especially if you're out in the country side It's not the girls you worry about picking up in Africa you dumbshit. It's full blown oh my god Africanized AIDS you worry about picking up.
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I've heard that often the girls have to put on a show of not wanting it because of traditional conservative morality, esp in afghan, but once you make them they actually like it and are very happy as long as you give their dad or husband some money after, which sounds kind of bullshit to me but seems like it might be the only way to get laid if I end up in that part of the world except for DADT
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Jun 3, 2014 07:09
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And what's the difference between Africanized aids and normal aids??
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:And what's the difference between Africanized aids and normal aids?? Usually about 2-3 inches.
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LingcodKilla posted:Usually about 2-3 inches. 
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:I've heard that often the girls have to put on a show of not wanting it because of traditional conservative morality, esp in afghan, but once you make them they actually like it and are very happy as long as you give their dad or husband some money after, which sounds kind of bullshit to me but seems like it might be the only way to get laid if I end up in that part of the world except for DADT It's 100% completely true. Once you give those sluts(or any woman really) a taste of the d, they can't get enough.
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On a more serious note my final waver for my wife making $200 per month under the table in cold hard cash got accepted (at a level above MEPS). I'm taking the oath on Thursday for the navy reserve. Finally. Hahahahahahahah the recruiters messed it up again and my poo poo got pushed back 10 more days at least. This is a joke. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Jun 3, 2014 17:38
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The military is a joke, what are you doing mang?!
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LingcodKilla posted:On a more serious note my final waver for my wife making $200 per month under the table in cold hard cash got accepted (at a level above MEPS). I'm taking the oath on Thursday for the navy reserve. Finally. It doesn't change. Never trust anyone with admin or paperwork poo poo.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:37
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That's nothing dude. Day 1 at the Army recruiter they input my name into the system wrong, ie like Smith John instead of John Smith. Took a month and some paperwork to get my name changed to my real name.
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Mustang posted:That's nothing dude. Day 1 at the Army recruiter they input my name into the system wrong, ie like Smith John instead of John Smith. Took a month and some paperwork to get my name changed to my real name. Yeah I got a rather short one hour run around during my physical for them imputing my name wrong by one letter and put me down as full time navy (too old for it in any case).
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Jun 3, 2014 20:57
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Way back when during inprocessing at 30th AG, there were two black dudes with the exact same name. One of them supposedly ended up getting the other's Option 40 contract.
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Jun 3, 2014 23:13
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The Air Force screwed me on BAH to the tune of about $20k. I noticed while outprocessing and got paid 6 months later.
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Jun 4, 2014 01:07
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LingcodKilla posted:my poo poo got pushed back Get used to this. 
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LingcodKilla posted:Yeah I got a rather short one hour run around during my physical for them imputing my name wrong by one letter and put me down as full time navy (too old for it in any case). This will be every day while you're in. The military runs on its paperwork. More specifically loving up its paperwork and leaving you to fix it when (if) you find out. If something is important keep copies of your own and never lose them. Years after getting out someone will do an inventory, find something is missing and try to blame you then take your money.
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Someone I know commissioned in the Air Force and is working on a master's degree in public health administration before entering active duty. She received an e-mail advertising the option to apply for a program that would allow her to serve in the reserves instead. Does anybody know more about what this would entail? And if it would guarantee her military work closer to something in line with her degree? I see there's a 1:1 equivalent , but I have no idea if it's a crapshoot to actually end up in.
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DinosaurWarfare posted:Someone I know commissioned in the Air Force and is working on a master's degree in public health administration before entering active duty. She received an e-mail advertising the option to apply for a program that would allow her to serve in the reserves instead. Medical Service Corps officers are in both AD and reserve. The procedures for becoming an MSC don't depend on AD/Reserve. They depend on how you enter the AF. If you are coming in cold, you find an AF recruiter who handles medical ascensions. If you are Academy or ROTC, you will need to go to your Military Personnel Flight or equivalent to change your training path. If you are currently an officer, you need to work with the Air Force Personnel Center career field managers to get released from your current AFSC and get accepted into 41A. If you are currently enlisted, all that, plus the procedures involved in the normal enlisted-officer switch. The MSC specific qualifications are to have a relevant degree (an MPH with an emphasis in administration is a slam dunk,) a good GRE (which she got to get into grad school,) letters of recommendation, and a favorable interview with a senior MSC. If you were prior service, your military record is examined as well. The interview carries a lot of weight so your friend should think about what she wants to say. Even if her package is good, it could be a while before she is accepted. There is a limited number of slots, and priorities are assigned by AF entry method along with how good the application package is. MSC assignments align pretty closely with public health work, particularly medical readiness, logistics, and group practice management. She would be most often working in clinics and hospitals. Tl,dr: Find the contact number for MSCs at AFPC, and tell them you want to become an MSC. They have all the info there.
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Mustang posted:That's nothing dude. Day 1 at the Army recruiter they input my name into the system wrong, ie like Smith John instead of John Smith. Took a month and some paperwork to get my name changed to my real name. My recruiter input my middle and last name as a compound surname, so instead of John Hussein Smith I was John Hussein-Smith and my name patch read HUSSEINSMI (they couldn't stitch all the characters in my new last name). This state of affairs persisted throughout the entire five months I was in.
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:I've heard that often the girls have to put on a show of not wanting it because of traditional conservative morality, esp in afghan, but once you make them they actually like it and are very happy as long as you give their dad or husband some money after, which sounds kind of bullshit to me but seems like it might be the only way to get laid if I end up in that part of the world except for DADT can someone address this pls im pretty on the fence aobut joining the army but really dont like th idea of being stuck in some sandridden hellhole for three years with no chance of meeting an interesting woman, would make my decision a lot easier if i knew whether this is possible or not (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:can someone address this pls It depends, can you bend over backwards and lick your own taint?
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:can someone address this pls I already told you that you can bang tons of sand slizz.
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:can someone address this pls You're like asking the military to not do what they're known for. Yea.
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:can someone address this pls Two of the guys in AIT with me got Kansas as their first duty station so I guess a 20% chance?
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I'm still working through this thread, but I want to go into the Air Force as a cryptolinguist. I'm already in DEP for that, took the DLAB and apparently scored really well though I have no idea if that was just my recruiter blowing smoke up my rear end, but I've been waiting for about 6 months so far and haven't heard anything about when I ship out. When they finally give me a date, will it literally be the week before I have to ship out?
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