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I liked the dad/daughter one in the southern district. Where the daughter proclaims she's going to make her father the prettiest princess in the land for mom, and the dad attempts to get out of it before finally letting her braid his hair/apply makeup.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:33 |
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I think I got invaded by someone using a trainer with invincibility because I found him in a car and shot 2 grenades at it and the guy got out unscathed, ran to another car, pumped 2 more grenades at it, the car never blew up but was damaged. The guy gets out again, I then shoot my grenade launcher at him directly and I see him flying, but he gets up, shoot again, see him flying, he gets up again. That is one tough motherfucker. Now I'm wondering if he's cheating or maybe the grenade launcher just isn't that effective in Multiplayer?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:44 |
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Lysdexique posted:I think I got invaded by someone using a trainer with invincibility because I found him in a car and shot 2 grenades at it and the guy got out unscathed, ran to another car, pumped 2 more grenades at it, the car never blew up but was damaged. Cheating. Direct hit with a GL is a kill. Hell, a fairly indirect hit is a kill.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 13:47 |
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I got hacked in the graveyard and I knew the guy was hiding behind one of the bigger gravestones. I just started shooting grenades behind the bigger stones and on my last grenade at 98% I got the fucker. poo poo was tense.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:02 |
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BTW speaking of driving, at least the fixer missions are repeatable if you go through the phone menu, beside those and the crime stuff are there any repeatable single player stuff?
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Orv posted:Cheating. Direct hit with a GL is a kill. Hell, a fairly indirect hit is a kill. That's good to know then. Is there a way to check the names of the people who have invaded you? Or maybe a report tool or something? Would be nice.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:19 |
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Ahahaha, oh god. The leak video of the guy swining his dick around in front of the windows, and ctOS is scanning for yoga poses and comes to the conclusion "Unknown activity." This game sometimes
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:32 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I got hacked in the graveyard and I knew the guy was hiding behind one of the bigger gravestones. I just started shooting grenades behind the bigger stones and on my last grenade at 98% I got the fucker. poo poo was tense. Sometimes it's just plain hosed up though. One time I was about to head into one of my hideouts in the Loop when I get the purple notification that I'm being invaded. So, I start scanning immediately in the alleyway. Turns out he spawns right in front of me. I don't waste any bullets, I just CQC and baton him down. This game sometimes...
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:38 |
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Randler posted:On the lighter side of privacy invasions there is one, where a plumber has just fixed a housewifes pipes and they start flirting like in a pornography. My favorite funny invasion is the extremely pissed off fedora enthusiast who is on the phone bitching out customer service about being sent the wrong $400 dress for his big titted doll.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:53 |
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mysterious frankie posted:My favorite funny invasion is the extremely pissed off fedora enthusiast who is on the phone bitching out customer service about being sent the wrong $400 dress for his big titted doll. You can't even tell fiction from real life apart anymore in this game.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:57 |
Yeah, I'm done with the multiplayer part of the game. People have started to run around faster than any car while no clipping into the the ground and through buildings.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:05 |
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Re - Driving with stutter. My current theory is that the game locks your input for a few frames during stutter, and when the game comes back from that brief moment in limbo it throws your car to poo poo. I don't think it's that the physics change at low framerate rather than the game becoming unresponsive during the stutter. Seriously though, drop your res, AA or the textures a bit more and the stutter will almost certainly largely vanish. I get the whole 1080p master race thing but going down to 1366x768 still looks decent with some of the temporal AA options.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:07 |
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So as a new player this may be a pretty stupid question, but how in gods name do you do the fixer missions where you have to get stolen cars away from the cops? The cop cars seem to have some insane super speed, and when I finally managed to hide my smashed up hunk of junk down an alleyway, after they said they'd lost me they then did this map scan with giant yellow circles and found me, restarting the whole pursuit all over again. Not to mention bringing choppers in. Are there hack powers unlocked later on that make escaping from cops easier? The fixer mission was literally the first thing I found once I started at my apartment, and was possibly the worst introduction to the game world imaginable.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:18 |
^^^^ Blackout will cause them to go back into search mode unless they are RIGHT on your rear end. The big yellow circles can be temporarily disabled by using Comm JamsPand posted:Yeah, I'm done with the multiplayer part of the game. People have started to run around faster than any car while no clipping into the the ground and through buildings. Honestly I am surprised it took this long for people to start cracking it. The game is a love letter to script kiddies, I figured they would take it as a challenge E. Civtalk, I only shot one guy because of his profile so far, and that was one of the pawn shop owners that said "Disowned lesbian daughter" Welcome to 201X, rear end in a top hat CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:20 |
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bubbapook posted:Are there hack powers unlocked later on that make escaping from cops easier? The fixer mission was literally the first thing I found once I started at my apartment, and was possibly the worst introduction to the game world imaginable. Yes, just getting the basic raise-bridge, raise-bollards and blow-up-steam-vents hacks makes things a lot easier.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:25 |
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Orv posted:So what I'm hearing is if I want to develop a drinking problem I should hurry up and do the privacy invasion stuff. There's some funny ones in there too like the guy who's stolen a shop mannequin and is trying to convince it to eat more Actually wait that one might still be depressing.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:28 |
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Fans posted:There's some funny ones in there too like the guy who's stolen a shop mannequin and is trying to convince it to eat more Well, there's the college dropout that sits around looking at online dating profiles and just goes 5/10 would maybe bang if desperate at all of them. Would probably be considered depressing as well.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:31 |
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Fans posted:There's some funny ones in there too like the guy who's stolen a shop mannequin and is trying to convince it to eat more I got the feeling he was really socially hosed, and was attempting to roleplay a conversation with a real woman he was going to have rather then wanting to gently caress the mannequin. The way he kept retrying lines/talking about an abusive other at least gave me that impression.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:43 |
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The weirdest things in the game for me: -You can't hijack boats. If someone's driving the boat, your only option is to kill them. -You can't nonlethally club civilians. But you can murder them with impunity. Strangely, the one that made me most upset was that in the human trafficking sidestory (ugh), you get bad karma points for attacking the guys who were auction bidders. It basically read to me like the game did not consider those guys to have been doing anything wrong.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:44 |
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Randler posted:James Kotaku sat motionless at his desk. He glanced at the clocks of various locales hanging around the Kotaku newsroom. The hours varied by time zone, the minutes stayed the same. :22. Only the small hand for the seconds moved ever so slowly towards the next newsless minute. He sighed. Then, the minutes changed. :23: Somewhere half around the globe, a post was made. James Kotaku's body stiffened as if struck by an invisible lightning. He felt something. Somewhere on the internet, news was happening. And that person's name was Patricia Hernandez
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:52 |
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Reo posted:Strangely, the one that made me most upset was that in the human trafficking sidestory (ugh), you get bad karma points for attacking the guys who were auction bidders. It basically read to me like the game did not consider those guys to have been doing anything wrong. Actually, that's because it's not a karma system, but the public opinion of you. You get negative rep for killing thos guys because officially, they haven't done anything wrong. That's why you have to expose them.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:55 |
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Reo posted:The weirdest things in the game for me: Nah, when you hack their briefcase it just means you're making their auction information public, which means they would probably go to jail for a long time. I still shoot down the complete assholes (i.e.: most of them), like the one that was yelling at his secretary. I can take the hit to my reputation.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:55 |
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I got the bug mentioned here: http://gearnuke.com/watch-dogs-game-breaking-bug-results-complete-loss-progress-game/ It sucks cause I can't do any decent hacking and no online play. Are there any solutions?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:04 |
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Croccers posted:Remember you can kneecap people you're meant to Knock Down if you don't feel like running them down and ing them. DreamShipWrecked posted:I gotta say, with how much Aiden dotes on those kids, I keep forgetting that they aren't actually *his* kids. Then the game reminds us that their mom is his sister, not his wife, and things get awkward and weird. Cowman posted:These criminal convoy missions where you have to knock down some dudes are loving terrible. You can't kill them and the AI loves to hang around exploding cars so you have to be careful not to destroy the cars. Oh and they get reinforcements and you're getting shot to hell by their buddies along with the guys you have to run up and take down with melee for whatever stupid loving reason the game never gives. Is there a secret to these that makes them better or are they just this poo poo? Also, you have focus. Use it. Rookersh posted:I liked the dad/daughter one in the southern district. Where the daughter proclaims she's going to make her father the prettiest princess in the land for mom, and the dad attempts to get out of it before finally letting her braid his hair/apply makeup.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:04 |
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I just fired up Watch Dogs to finish the mission where you kill Crispin and steal his identity, and now aiden instantly gets out a gun, fires it once, and refuses to holster it. Hitting LB to holster makes him switch to a different weapon, which he will promptly fire exactly once. I finished this mission by rapidly hammering LB to kill baddies.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:12 |
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gently caress these drinking games
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:13 |
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TheSpiritFox posted:Driving is on the awful side of average overall. Too many of the high powered cars burn out forever and fishtail even when just trying to start straight from a stop, to say nothing of trying to accelerate out of a turn. Try sports cars instead of muscle cars, or try tapping acceleration a little bit before going full tilt. You'll get a bit of a jolt, then while the car is in motion you'll have much more control over it than when going from 0 to 100 at a dead stop. It's extremely manageable and unless you decide to park in the middle of a busy plaza before taking off, you shouldn't ever have to worry about hurting civilians ever.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:36 |
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Azurrat posted:I just fired up Watch Dogs to finish the mission where you kill Crispin and steal his identity, and now aiden instantly gets out a gun, fires it once, and refuses to holster it. Hitting LB to holster makes him switch to a different weapon, which he will promptly fire exactly once. Dunno if it's related, but I've had a bug where Aiden won't stop firing after loading a game until I click the LMB. I normally play with the pad so it's a complete pain in the balls.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:54 |
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Lysdexique posted:I think I got invaded by someone using a trainer with invincibility because I found him in a car and shot 2 grenades at it and the guy got out unscathed, ran to another car, pumped 2 more grenades at it, the car never blew up but was damaged. This is almost word for word what happened to me yesterday. Found the hacker, managed to pop a few shots into them before they went out of LOS. Chased them down, caught up more as they got into a car. Pumped two grenades into it, they got out unscathed. They got into another car, and I pumped two more grenades into it. Unfortunately, they just kept going even after the second one and were able to escape. It was kind of hosed up, honestly. Especially since I know I put two of those grenades right into the windshield.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:03 |
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coyo7e posted:Okay if you really want to be sure that you're being invaded or not... Just fast-travel everywhere and enter your hideouts all the time. It will automatically notify you that there's another player in your game and say ha you can't do that right now. That is silly. Just check if your bullet time actually slows time or not. Edit: You can also Try to sign up for an online mission Apple2o fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jun 3, 2014 |
# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:07 |
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Apple2o posted:That is silly. Just check if your bullet time actually slows time or not. Or you could pause your game for a half second, the game doesn't actually pause if you're being invaded. Or keep your profiler out all the time, aiden puts his phone away when an invader enters your world.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:13 |
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If you're hacking someone and trying to blend in, don't have your phone out. Which one of these 10 people isn't a NPC? Could it be the one looking at his phone exactly like Aiden does????
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:28 |
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Fateo McMurray posted:If you're hacking someone and trying to blend in, don't have your phone out. Which one of these 10 people isn't a NPC? Could it be the one looking at his phone exactly like Aiden does???? If you're hacking someone and trying to blend in: Don't. The profiler does not give a poo poo what you're doing, it will out you instantly. Stay hidden.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:34 |
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Azurrat posted:If you're hacking someone and trying to blend in: Don't. The profiler does not give a poo poo what you're doing, it will out you instantly. Stay hidden. Yeah unfortunately Watch Dogs multiplayer isn't "pretend to be an NPC" mode like Assassin's Creed or Spy Party, its more "hide and go seek" Can still be fun when it turns into a chase, but AC multi is better.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:48 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Yeah unfortunately Watch Dogs multiplayer isn't "pretend to be an NPC" mode like Assassin's Creed or Spy Party, its more "hide and go seek" That's what bothers me the most about this game. Why isn't there a blending mechanic when you could straight rip it from AC?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:57 |
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hiddenriverninja posted:That's what bothers me the most about this game. Why isn't there a blending mechanic when you could straight rip it from AC? They don't even have to rip it, its the same engine, right? So I don't even know what they were thinking with that one.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:13 |
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They could have made MP hacking a dozen times better for hacker and hackee if they required you to maintain LOS with your target.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:17 |
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Azurrat posted:They could have made MP hacking a dozen times better for hacker and hackee if they required you to maintain LOS with your target. Nope. Oh I'm being hacked? Time to run and hide in a corner/garage where they gotta run right in front of me to continue.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:20 |
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I also wish there were pedestrian to driving NPC actions and vice versa. Knowing that parking a car and getting out or getting in a car are both red flags is weird. It would be nice if when they start shooting to find that hacker, occasionally people would run to their cars and get it. Also NPC motorcycle drivers. Speaking of getting shafted, I jumped in someones game to tail them and it spawned me on a roof top with them. Just me and him. I lasted like 2 seconds. On the other end though I just finished a tail by some docks when it told me I was being invaded. I went all the way down the docks and watched the road to the docks for weird activity with my .50 cal sniper rifle. Poor guy was still like 100m away and never saw it coming. Edit: It's also weird on tailing that if you profile them and they get away you lose points, but if they find you and you get away you get points. Dial M for MURDER fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Whoah, one of the privacy invasions is Jordi at work!
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:22 |