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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

It's been done:

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Pagemaster didn't gently caress around.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

dialhforhero posted:

Pagemaster didn't gently caress around.

The nightmares of my childhood were voiced by Whoopi Goldberg, Sir Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, and Macaulay Culkin.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

uwaeve posted:

To be fair, Msaeachubaets was one of the original eleven colonies.

The number of stripes indicate the original colonies, so in this case, it's 17 original colonies, of which 11 are apparently left. The sweater hides a darker story about the loss of 6 colonies.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Some British cops got a sweet new ride.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I hope that this is the result of someone in charge watching Fast & Furious 6.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

The MSJ posted:

I hope that this is the result of someone in charge watching Fast & Furious 6.

Probably fans of Top Gear

MagicAlex
Jan 6, 2007

How come they don't get a bug shield like the motorcycles?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

MagicAlex posted:

How come they don't get a bug shield like the motorcycles?

That's optional, and if I remember right in a later episode James May had a shield in place on that model, which resulted in significantly less-ridiculous facial expressions.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Avulsion posted:

Probably fans of Top Gear



He still looks incredibly punchable.

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Aryan Jesus posted:

While it's already been answered, I'm going to leave this here anyway

PYF Funny Pictures: Results in Immediate Death and Addiction

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

scorpiobean posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Results in Immediate Death and Addiction

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

mrkillboy posted:

Some British cops got a sweet new ride.



Number Five Oh. Can't wait to see the helicopter footage of the awesome chases that thing's going to be involved in.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

At first I thought it was something for MtF trans people.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Lotron posted:

Number Five Oh. Can't wait to see the helicopter footage of the awesome chases that thing's going to be involved in.

Unfortunately, its only going to be used to promote a safer motorcycling campaign for some reason.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Mistranslated Menu Mayhem Megapost.











is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Yeah, beer does that to me too.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

CAPTAIN SUPERMARKET!

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Breetai posted:

See also "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles".

That title to me sounds like the no-brand, dollar-store (or Walgreens/CVS-style drugstore) version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

quote:

The nightmares of my childhood were voiced by Whoopi Goldberg, Sir Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, and Macaulay Culkin.

And Christopher Lloyd (unless that wasn't him in that movie).

Penny Paper has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Jun 5, 2014

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Penny Paper posted:

That title to me sounds like the no-brand, dollar-store (or Walgreens/CVS-style drugstore) version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

To me too. The UK went completely nuts because one of its citizens...went completely nuts and killed a bunch of people with throwing stars after an alleged ninja movie binge, so the UK government reacted in its usual way and banned all ninjas and throwing stars from being depicted in anything. Even the PC version of Shadow Warrior got a special UK edition where the throwing stars were replaced with darts.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
To be fair, Macaulay Culkin can be in the nightmares of your adulthood as well.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Tee-hee

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

univbee posted:

To me too. The UK went completely nuts because one of its citizens...went completely nuts and killed a bunch of people with throwing stars after an alleged ninja movie binge, so the UK government reacted in its usual way and banned all ninjas and throwing stars from being depicted in anything. Even the PC version of Shadow Warrior got a special UK edition where the throwing stars were replaced with darts.

How do you kill someone with a throwing star?

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
Good aim

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


RatHat posted:

How do you kill someone with a throwing star?

Hold it in your hand and stab them to death with it.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

RatHat posted:

How do you kill someone with a throwing star?

You hit the tire of their speeding crotchrocket, launching it seventy feet into the air, where it loops several times before landing and exploding upon impact with the road.

Don't you ever watch the show?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pretty Lady Blob posted:



Yeah, beer does that to me too.
Ya gotta make sure your crap is fresh.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
True American heroes, they were.

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
This can't have been accidental...

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

slothrop posted:

This can't have been accidental...



Toastse?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Oh my god what is that woman doing to her toast.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
Goatse brand hot pockets would be a genius marketing decision.

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up
Suggested sides: a single onion ring.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards


univbee
Jun 3, 2004





God bless you, you wonderful man.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

You should have mod status for making that.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
from turd cutter to bread cutter

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Awesome! :golfclap:

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JiimyPopAli
Oct 5, 2009

Just. Awesome.

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