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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Who was the Juventus goalie? Must have sucked to turn up for a reunion and get nailed 5-1 with a fat rear end defense in front of you.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Lazlow posted:

that implies he was good before the haircut, maybe you mean anti-samson effect?

He was pretty reliable for City, especially in the run-in to the title

Ajax players shown fake shirts before next year's actual kit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUwuofXN7iY

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

TheGoatFeeder posted:



Demi...noooo.... :(

He knows with Sagna coming in there's no way he can win the worst hair trophy, sensible grooming imho

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Was this



posted yet?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
it was

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Apologies

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Lol I added Frimpong on snapchat (isyourboyfrimmy) so now I can get snapchats of him rapping in his car several times a day it owns

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
The BBC are currently doing a 'live' stream of Argentina vs England (1986, you know the one) and they've got live text commentary to boot:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/26689868

Argentina 1-0 England - Diego Maradona
Posted at 51 mins

Goal! Argentina lead and you have to say they deserve it!
That man Diego Maradona is of course involved, weaving in from the left and playing a one-two, before Steve Hodge helps the ball over the top. Maradona then beats Peter Shilton to the ball and flicks it home.

BBC commentator Barry Davies at the Azteca
Argentina 1-0 England - Diego Maradona

"England are appealing for offside but the goal is given.
"Or was it the use of the hand that England are appealing against? Maradona's arm was up..."

52 mins
Or was that handball?
Ooooh yes it was! Controversy here! A clear handball from the number 10...

:mrgw:

Machinegunboyo fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jun 4, 2014

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

TheBigAristotle posted:

He was pretty reliable for City, especially in the run-in to the title

Ajax players shown fake shirts before next year's actual kit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUwuofXN7iY

I actually really like the fake shirt lol

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

trem_two posted:

Was this



posted yet?

I saw one of those anti world cup images that was funny with a little poor boy playing outside the big stadium and his name was Povertinho haha

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TheBigAristotle posted:

He was pretty reliable for City, especially in the run-in to the title

Ajax players shown fake shirts before next year's actual kit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUwuofXN7iY
The actual shirt really isn't very good at all

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
What kind of boring bastards don't like the lion shirt?

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


Suarez. He's so hot right now.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

isn't Saurez dead?

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

"Meet the 23: how the US could win the group of death"

gently caress. Off.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Big Black Dick posted:

"Meet the 23: how the US could win the group of death"

gently caress. Off.

"A meteorite hits. Only Jozy survives, subsisting on his fat reserves. Technically a US win."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

quote:

Technically a US win."
Please explain how that could be a win for anyone.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

LOTG states if a team loses more than 5 players that team forfeits, so it would be a draw, unless the rest of the Us team is trapped under Jozy

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Soulex posted:

LOTG states if a team loses more than 5 players that team forfeits, so it would be a draw, unless the rest of the Us team is trapped under Jozy

I'm not an official FIFA ref, but I'm guessing play would be suspended before the draw was awarded. Gotta ask Hackett I'd imagine.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GXCcyfig0A

Pepe Reina must be a sport agent's dream client. His form might be shaky, but the dude is telegenic as hell.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Machinegunboyo posted:

The BBC are currently doing a 'live' stream of Argentina vs England (1986, you know the one) and they've got live text commentary to boot:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/26689868

Argentina 1-0 England - Diego Maradona
Posted at 51 mins

Goal! Argentina lead and you have to say they deserve it!
That man Diego Maradona is of course involved, weaving in from the left and playing a one-two, before Steve Hodge helps the ball over the top. Maradona then beats Peter Shilton to the ball and flicks it home.

BBC commentator Barry Davies at the Azteca
Argentina 1-0 England - Diego Maradona

"England are appealing for offside but the goal is given.
"Or was it the use of the hand that England are appealing against? Maradona's arm was up..."

52 mins
Or was that handball?
Ooooh yes it was! Controversy here! A clear handball from the number 10...

:mrgw:

We were following this at work. Someone loudly swore when the first goal went in.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39vAn3veHE

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Big Black Dick posted:

"Meet the 23: how the US could win the group of death"

gently caress. Off.

irl clickbait

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Big Black Dick posted:

"Meet the 23: how the US could win the group of death"

gently caress. Off.

Can you believe a magazine from the US had an article about how the US could win their group?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

ayb posted:

Can you believe a magazine from the US had an article about how the US could win their group?
It's all well and fine to believe in your country, but at some point reality has to be respected.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
What you're missing is the 23 it refers to are international gambling cartels with billions of dollars available to fix the group games, nothing else makes sense

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

stickyfngrdboy posted:

What you're missing is the 23 it refers to are international gambling cartels with billions of dollars available to fix the group games, nothing else makes sense

23 was Michael Jordan's number...

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Suqit posted:

23 was Michael Jordan's number...

Do you think he'd be a better striker than Jozy?

Now.

With no training.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Total Meatlove posted:

Do you think he'd be a better striker than Jozy?

Now.

With no training.

I'd be a better striker than Jozy now with no training

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Total Meatlove posted:

Do you think he'd be a better striker than Jozy?

Now.

With no training.

He's 6'6". He also played baseball so he's versatile.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Not Bo Jackson versatile but yeah, Jordan would kill Jozy.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Let's kill Jozy

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U


This video seems pretty old and it's already probably been posted. But, yeah.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

He's just relieved it's not blue this time.

Joopjan
Nov 5, 2009
http://gfycat.com/BrilliantTastyBronco

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

sassassin posted:

He's just relieved it's not blue this time.

lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Good one, Rory Delcrap.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


The most unflattering picture I've seen of Lampard.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Wirth1000 posted:



The most unflattering picture I've seen of Lampard.

He kind of looks like Liam Neeson.

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