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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
Can Eidolons basically just look like regular humans? Can they behave and communicate just like regular people?

Can Eidolons get pregnant? Can they impregnate others?

Can they actually die forever?

When an Eidolon gets sent away then re-summoned, is it the same Eidolon? Or just a recreation?

Do Eidolons -have- to obey Summoners? Do they like being summoned? (I
know there might be exceptions to the rules if they do.)

Do Eidolons and Summoners have to be the same alignment?

What's going on? How'd you spend your summer?

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Pathfailure is the Monk of the game design world. A lot of minor pointless poo poo, a lot of fail, no actual substance. And a bunch of people who rabidly lie about it and claim it's the best thing ever and can beat anything. You aren't doing that, but the Paizils sure are.

Also, people are playing it is an invalid argument. Somewhere out there, there's probably some people playing FATAL. Doesn't make it a good system. It just means masochism exists as a concept.

As it is, the personal house rules I made around... two years ago or more, left alone, and then revised a bit more recently are better than anything Pathfailure has done, in every way. And I wasn't trying to go for any sort of professional publishing here. I was just fixing the balance in 3.5.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
Grog...

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2) Video games are ruining our youth. 90% serious on that one. For example, when randomly generated treasure included 'dust of illusion' the party treated it as a 'red key card'. "What does this unlock?" And "better save this for the right moment." Their imaginations seem stunted to me. Maybe it was always there and I just never saw it before.
Grog never changes.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Oh, Exalted forum. I can't quit you!

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I have often read that Exalted is very sexualized. Is that true?

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Only in comparison to other RPGs that childishly downplay sex or ignore sex entirely. Exalted speaks of sex, sexuality and sexual topics where appropriate to the context, and does not shy away from them to satisfy puritanical naysayers.

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I, personally, wouldn't describe it as "very" sexualized, but it is sexualized. If I had to put it on a spectrum, it'd look something like this:

Mathematics Textbook -> Lord of the Rings and other classic fantasy -> Biology textbook -> The Bible: New Testament -> Shakespeare Comedies -> Exalted -> The Bible : Old Testament -> Game of Thrones and other gritty contemporary fantasy -> teenager/adult-focused Manga/Anime -> Softcore Pornography -> Hardcore Pornography.

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The game is appropriately adults as it is meant for adult players. D&D has MUCH more raunchy stuff.

And it would be fun if, on the visual spectrum, the game treated it's players as adults and not lustful teenagers.
It does somewhat succeed in this, just not as often as, say, World of Darkness does.

we're all lustful adults too. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying to themselves more than they are lying to everyone else.

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So? Is this a defence for gratuitous objectifying panty-shots? Because that's what I mean when I say the game treats it's players as lustful (to not say "horny") teenagers.


The game can treat sex, sexuality and lust in a way that isn't to the detriment of 50% of the world's population. Gratuitous panty-shots and boob-armor with sharp nipples (as seen on the prior page) is what i'd call a puerile representation of those themes.

Edit: and I'm done. I'm not going to continue in one of those arguments.

Radical Feminist views have no place in exalted. Nowhere in any of the books or lore (at least that I have read) is there anything that says women are not equal to men. There may be some small cultural things in some of the cities or regions that are patriarchal, but that's just reality.

I think Robin Williams said it best. "Female nudity: that's art. Male Nudity: that's comedy!"

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I'm not constructing anything. you're making the assumption based on art that glorifies the beauty in the female form. if you don't like looking at it, then don't. Its not an excuse to assume that exalted is debasing women. grow up.

EDIT: Also, think about it from a different perspective. Perhaps the characters dress that way intentionally. Is it so strange for the woman to use her appearance as a weapon? Perhaps she just wants to look sexy. Perhaps it helps people underestimate her, giving her an edge. Maybe its just comfortable.

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Stop me if I've misunderstood your postion:
1. Sexual imagery of women in Exalted is not degrading to women in RL, because it presents them in an idealized manner.
2. Rejecting said imagery means rejecting the ideal.
3. Rejecting the ideal is neither mature nor mentally healthy.

Is this correct?

You said it far more eloquently than I. Some people just want to be offended. That kind of thing bugs me.

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You ... do realize... that you're saying this, after getting offended at what I said, right? And projecting a bunch of stereotypes that you perceive as being bad onto what I said, in frustration, right?
I guess you just wanted to be offended then.
​Deflecting isn't going to make your stance any more laudible.

I find your arguments both sad and colored by a narrow world-view. irritated is more accurate. When people act in a manner that leans more towards stupidity than rational thought. If you wish to feel insulted by this, by all means do. I am not calling you stupid, I am, however, strongly insinuating that your complaints are.

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Not wanting panty shots and sculpted nipples on molded boob armor is radical feminism? Huh. By that standard, I'm apparently a goddamned gender terrorist. That would actually explain a few things.


Yeah, and the books and lore for Hunter: the Reckoning had an explicit piece of text saying, "This game is not Rambo!" Then it had roughly one hundred and fifty out of two hundred images in the core book of people loving up monsters, usually by shooting them. Text and art do not always send the same messages.

Its just art. The artist is good at expressing the ideal female form. any complaints are moot. It is what it is.

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Alright then. Well, with that set up as a base, what do you think about sexual imagery of men (Is there a word for that? Hammock-hunks, maybe?)? Can an image of sexual males or females be sexual in a non-glorifying way? If so, how do you tell the difference between images intended to glorify sexual beauty and images that do not?

Please pardon my socratism - I'm trying to figure out what your values system is like before I start forming arguments.

I find your posts to be admirable and a bit humbling. I am completely indifferent, male or female. Its a matter of taste. If its beautiful, if its art, then that's fine there's no reason to read anything negative into it. That's what annoyed me.

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grow up
While this is better than telling someone to gently caress off it's still a personal attack.

Is it better if I outright said their complaints are childish? These are supposed to be adults here. How would you prefer that I react so I may adjust my responses accordingly?

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Perhaps the major difference is that I know that being offended is a choice. I choose not to be offended by things that are outside of my control. If someone chooses to be offended at the art in exalted, that is their problem. Being offended is not logical. All it does is promote unhealthy negativity. This may sound like the pot calling the kettle black but hey no one is perfect, least of all me. It is my belief that a mature adult should be able to look at this art and not immediately start demonizing it because it doesn't fit their taste. That's my major beef here.

btw, Walker-of-Ebony-Clouds, Scroll of Swallowed Darkness was an april fools joke, its not meant to be actually used.

The drive to reproduce drives us all. In most people, this presentss itself as a sex drive. We all like sex (barring some psychological illness) and we, humans, will always sexualize things we see because its in our nature. To complain about this is counterproductive and silly. Just let it go.

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btw, Walker-of-Ebony-Clouds, Scroll of Swallowed Darkness was an april fools joke, its not meant to be actually used.

Players were using charms in that way long before it came out regardless of it being a joke or not, I actually present it as source material for people who have hyper sexual stylized characters which is quite common. We have had more than one La-blue-girl sex ninja in our troupe or lunar porn star lol.

As for this whole Feminist's being insulted by objectifying panty shots business... You can be offended that is your right just as liking those images is my right! Lets agree to disagree & move on. If you try to mobilize and take away those images prepare for war!!!

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This is an evolutionary quirk or the result of oustide stimuli or some other process or accident that I am probably not aware of.. All life on earth has a drive to pass on its genes to the next generation. Anything, human or otherwise, that lacks this is the exception, not the rule. Be it from mental illness, genetic divergence or some other influence. From the perspective of nature and instinct, this is an aberration, a failure. beings that do not reproduce cannot be successful as a species and will become extinct. The implication, be it choice or natural inclination toward Asexuality, bisexuality or homosexuality is irrelevant (and frankly I could not care less. copulate with a pie or not at all for all I care). Biology must reproduce to propagate a species and this is the root behind humanity as a whole sexualizing things. Most males are generically programmed to seek out a female with desirable physical features to procreate with. its as simple as that. Thus, someone creating art with their (and many others') concept of the ideal female shape is perfectly understandable and not in the least bit sexist or offensive if you approach it from a place of rational thought.

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Regardless i do not see how erotic art can be considered human oppression.

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We could add some male crotch shots to the exalted art line up... put some Edward looking twilight dudes in the pics so the panty shot girls have something to grind on lol

Jolly good idea. At least that way the cries of blatant objectification will come from both sides of the imaginary gender wall. LOL

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Suffice to say that I disagree with the spirit behind this post, but Imma take the opportunity to "ollie out of the thread" as an earlier poster put it.

*ollies*

So long as you understand what I am trying to get across regarding the drive of biology, you may disagree with my intent all you like as this is your right a s a free individual. Please understand that I wish have no ill intent and that I bid you good day.

GOOD DAY SIR

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


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What most people do not seem to get is beautiful women wearing flattering things is a major part of the fantasy genre. Toss in some pretty dudes for good measure too, that's fine with me. I am just saying its not going to change, so complaining is pointless.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Ever since D&D released the first Alignment Grid and its attendant explanations, there has been debate about exactly what each alignment does and does not cover. Sure, it’s got Good and Evil, Law and Chaos… but what do those terms really mean? Is a Chaotic Neutral character a Lunatic or are they just quixotic? Is there any real difference between Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil? How about a Chaotic Neutral character who burns down an entire town? Is that Evil or just Chaotic? Is a Chaotic Good character really a freedom fighter or do they just hate the Man but give to charity, you know? Or the big one… Does a Paladin have to support Slavery if it’s the law? What about rape? What about Genocide? Is invading another nation full of the faithful of another religion and slaughtering them or enslaving them really the act of a Lawful Good person? Certainly, the Knights Hospitaller, Knights Templar, and especially the Knights Teutonic, the quintessential real world “Paladins” would say yes. Is Jihad the act of a Good person… or just a faithful one? These are questions that plague gamers and religious philosophers alike.

Of course, this is a poor venue to talk about the reality of such acts, so let me restrict myself to gaming and talk about the Alignment Grid… or rather the Traditional Alignment Grid. For those not familiar with it, it presents 9 philosophies in a 3×3 grid defined by two axes; the ethical Law vs Chaos axis (x) and the moral Good vs Evil axis (y), with Neutral being the middle ground between each pair. This creates the alignments, from left to right and top to bottom: “Lawful Good”, “Neutral Good”, Chaotic Good”, “Lawful Neutral”, “True Neutral”, “Chaotic Neutral”, “Lawful Evil”, “Neutral Evil”, and “Chaotic Evil.” Various editions of D&D (and it’s clones and derivative systems) have expanded or modified this matrix, most notably by adding in lesser intermediary alignments such as “Lawful Lawful Good” and “Good Lawful Good” as if alignments were winds, or by eliminating half the grid as 4th edition did, transforming it into a straight line continuum of “Lawful Good”, “Good”, “Neutral”, “Evil”, and “Chaotic Evil” in a ridiculous attempt to overly simplify everything.

Like many things designed for gaming in the early days, it’s a drastically oversimplified system that has many, many flaws. It’s primary flaws are ones of origin and opposition. In Origin, it assumes a stance that LG is the epitome of all moral-ethical systems and that everything else must be compared to that ideal. This means that Chaos is defined in terms related to Law and Evil is defined in terms related to Good. The later is fine, since Evil never defines itself as such… but Chaos actually gives rise to Law, not the other way round. As math demonstrates, put enough Chaos into a system and you get Order. In Opposition, it says that all 9 are supposedly balanced, but fails to accurately describe anything besides LG and LE in concrete / comprehensible terms… because it has no clear idea of what the opposites of Goodness or Lawfulness might be and so it simply guesses.

For purposes of the Rules, this is, to an extent, fine, but it leaves players often confused as to what their limitations are and leaves GMs confused as to what exact motivations should be driving / limiting the PCs and NPCs alike.

Now, many many articles (both serious and satirical) have been written about the subject of Alignment, so I know I’m not the first. In fact, I’ve drawn inspiration of the years from dozens of them, not the least being TVTropes.com’s amusing “Lawful Stupid”, “Chaotic Stupid” and “Stupid Evil” pages, not to mention the litteral tons of meme-grids that feature everything from Spongebob characters to fantasy authors to Earth Nations to various incarnations of Batman. That said, I think there is still room for improvement, and not by expanding the grid to 5×5 as some, like Do A Spot Check’s to the right, which is nice, but adds even more terms with vaguely defined meaning and does nothing to define the terms we already have. Even Pathfinder is saddled, thanks to the OGL, with a system they can’t redefine and so we constantly have Paladins acting like morons or kill joys because the rules say so (as opposed to because their god says so, which would be fine).

Like I said, attempts have been made to make the whole system make sense, usually by replacing some of the terms, or changing up an axis, and they’ve all met with limited success, mostly because they weren’t, as the Game of Thrones one on the left demonstrates, compatible with the original system, no matter how well they may describe character outlook / motivation / ideology.

To that end, I propose the following, called the BRACI Grid. BRACI stands for Balanced, Responsible, Authoritarian, Collectivist, Individualist. Like the Traditional Grid, the BRACI Grid has two axes and can be mapped over the Traditional Grid to replace or clarify definitions if you like. However, the BRACI Grid uses truly opposed ideologies and has (although this part is optional) a built in gradient scale which defines the limits of an individual’s dedication to their chosen Alignment. The BRACI system assumes that Neutral / Balanced is the default state and that the vast majority of all people fall into this camp or the lowest grades of the 9 Alignments, Moderate.

Replacing / Redefining the Law-Chaos Axis, I introduce Collectivism (C) standing in for Law, and Individualism (I) standing in for Chaos. Collectivism values the individual only in as far as they are components of the larger society. What is “good” for the society must be placed above that which is “good” for those who comprise that society and deviation from societal norms is seldom rewarded. Individualism, in contrast, values the society only for its ability to protect and nurture the Self. Individualists see Society as a collection of individuals and will only tolerate a society that places the rights and privileges of the individual at the center of its ideology.

For the Good-Evil Axis, I introduce Responsibility (R) standing in for Good and Authority (A) standing in for Evil. Responsibles [Update: Responsibility is short for Personal Responsibility, not just responsibility in general] view the role of the Self and the State to be one of doing what must be done, of caring for people and making sure that the maximum number of people are allowed to live long, relatively happy lives. It views Authority with suspicion, preferring to use feedback, honor, and pride to keep both governors and governed on task. Responsibility is a tool that only grows stronger the more it is employed. It makes everyone stronger. Authoritarians view the role of the State and the Self to be ones of determinism, of what is and is not allowed. Authority is Power, over the self and over others, and Authority must be used or it is wasted. Authority is a tool for control. Its strength is greatest when all obey.

So, what does this mean? Let’s look at the 4 corners, the extremes, first.

Chaotic Good / Responsible Individualism: A Responsible Individualist thinks for and of herself but acts for everyone to the limits of her ability and desire to do so. The RI Persona does not allow society to dictate any aspect of her life, but she is always conscious of how others can be affected by her choices. This is a Libertarian ideal (at least in theory if not in practice.)

Lawful Good / Responsible Collectivism: A Responsible Collectivist follows the mores and rules of society, subsuming her own desires and goals for the good of society as a whole. The RC Persona acknowledges that sacrifices must be made for the good of all, and knowing that to demand sacrifices of others is wrong, sacrifices herself instead. This is both a Socialist and a Buddhist ideal.

Chaotic Evil / Authoritarian Individualism: An Authoritarian Individualist places himself at the pinnacle of wants and needs, assuming to himself the position of absolute decision maker. No one else’s wants or needs are considered. The AI Persona allows no one to have power over them, save those who can offer something that they want or need, be it shelter, sustenance, or even guidance. While it is easy to define this as a Psychopath’s Ideal (and it is), it is also the Survivalist Ideal, valued by many hunter-gatherer tribes and others who place personal strength higher than compassion or obedience.

Lawful Evil / Authoritarian Collectivism: An Authoritarian Collectivist obeys the laws, written or unwritten, to the exclusion of such minor concerns as emotionality, compassion, or mercy. All must serve the state. The AC Persona obeys, out of fear or desire to serve or lack of imagination. This is a Fascist Ideal and is the easiest to view as purely evil, but one must remember that, by and large, it is also the Corporate and Military Ideal, where obedience to rules and superiors is placed above personal desire.

Those are the extremes, but what about the middle grounds, the Neutrals? In the Traditional Grid, Neutrality is seen as the lack of something… but it shouldn’t be. Rather, it is the default. The only lack is the lack of a strong conviction or pull towards one of the extremes. The word Neutral implies not taking sides, so perhaps a better term would be Balanced (B) , which is why we use it.

Neutral Good / Balanced Responsibility: A Responsibly Balanced person is someone who tries to balance the needs of the self against the needs of the community… a Liberal Democrat in the traditional sense (as opposed to the political parties of the same name).

Neutral Evil / Balanced Authoritarianism: A Balanced Authoritarian is someone who seeks to find advantage in all things, obeying social rules and laws only as far as needed… a typical gangster. If they have a code, it will be a personal or clique code of conduct. This is the Criminal Ideal.

Chaotic Neutral / Balanced Individualism: A Balanced Individualist is a complete individualist. They eschew such concepts as Responsibility or Authority. They claim no authority over others and no responsibility to or for them. This is a Pure Anarchist, a thrill seeker, artist, or iconoclast.

Lawful Neutral / Balanced Collectivism: A Balanced Collectivist is someone who conforms to society because it is expected, someone who views it as their duty to be like others and not stand out too much. This is a Communist, usually reinforced with Buddhist thought.

True Neutral / Objectively Balanced: A Balanced Objectivist is one of those who actively embrace Authority and Responsibility, Individuality and Community, rather than rejecting any of them. They strive to maintain a balanced approach, trying not to be doctrinaire in authority, trying not to be consumed by responsibility, trying to balance the wants and needs of everyone against their own ability to provide. By this light, almost everyone is TN, but it’s no longer a bad thing. It’s just the way it is. It’s about getting by. By and large, these people tend to be Conservatives and Centrists.

GRADIENTS: Within each Alignment there are three levels of ideological dedication, defining the strength of conviction as well as the types of transgressions such individuals are prone to. At the first Degree, Moderate, are those who believe in their chosen Alignment, but are flexible in its application. They might get angry when challenged, but typically violence only comes when they are pushed too far. At the second Degree, Fanatic, are those who become angered at the existence of anyone who holds views counter to their own. They usually tolerate those who are within one step, and might be persuaded to deal with those who are within two steps, but anyone farther away than that is subject to the full weight of their hatred, scorn, and rage. At the third and final Degree, Enlightened, are those who are both dedicated to their alignment completely and secure enough in its ideology that the disagreement of others does not matter to them. Enlightened individuals are often called Saints, Holy Men, or Wise… but they are, in many ways, even more dedicated to their chosen alignment than the Fanatics. They simply do not care (in most cases) what “Unbelievers” think.

Alignment Gradients and Behaviour: What this means, by and large, is that Moderates will often break from their chosen alignment in minor ways. Hypocrisy this might be, but by and large it’s more a matter of expedience and or weakness, such as a Priest of the God of Purity and Chastity visiting a brothel. He knows he does wrong, but does not absolve himself of it. Instead he strives to be better, knowing he will fail from time to time. Fanatics, however, are far more likely to go to extremes, often violently, aggressively, and without consideration. They are far more likely to be hypocrites on a grand scale, espousing one view and discarding it whenever it becomes inconvenient, such as a Priest of a God of Forgiveness and Inclusion burning heretics and sinners at the stake, then justifying it because “God Wills It!”. At the extreme levels of dedication, The Enlightened will seldom, if ever, violate the tenets of their belief code, although there will, of course be variation and not all of them are in any way religious. A Priest of the God of Forgiveness at this level will strive always to forgive those who transgress and feel genuine sorrow when he is unable to find it within himself to do so.

[UPDATE: A Moderately Balanced individual is just generally unbiased towards any side. An Objectively Balanced individual can see the validity of each side's arguments and apply each as need for the situation. An Absolutely Balanced individual refuses to take sides, being completely disinterested in the debate.]

Note: I use the example of Priests simply because most people, especially in pre-industrial settings, tend to base their Alignment choice on an acceptance or rejection of the dominant religious or philosophical thinking of their area. This is true even when the individual is not of that religion. I’m Jewish, raised Orthodox Jewish, but in the United States of America, it is impossible to avoid Christianity. Thus, much of my internal ethical and moral code is drawn from Christian thinkers, no matter how galling it might be to admit it. Judaism is not, at its core, a particularly forgiving faith, while Christianity (at least as written) strives to be, and I find that I do try to forgive those who wrong me because I think that is admirable. However, Judaism has no concept of Sin, preferring Transgression (the first is an act against the laws of god, punished by god, while the second is also an act against the laws of god, but punished by man). We do not, per se, have a concept of Hell and do not believe in Damnation or Salvation. But because I have been surrounded by the concepts of Sin, Damnation, Salvation, Redemption, etc, my philosophies have been shaped not just by the absence of those concepts but by an active rejection of them. Compare this to Conversion in that Judaism has long understood and rejected proselytization, considering it a major no no, making my dislike of something as fundamentally Christian as Missionaries intrinsic to my native religion and not based upon a personal rejection of that particular idea.

Am I saying, in this, that the old, Traditional Grid, is useless? Not at all. By and large, I do think the ideals of Lawful Goodness are encompassed by Responsible Collectivism, the ideals of Lawful Evil are at home within the larger confines of Authoritarian Collectivism, the cruelty and depravity of Chaotic Evil fit right in with the more extreme and selfish sects of Authoritarian Individualism, and the freedom fighters and renegades of Chaotic Good will find they belong with the others in Responsible Individualism. And of course, the lunatics of Chaotic Neutral will find their rightful home somewhere in the mix. What I am saying is that by using the BRACI Grid either as a replacement or an overlay for the Traditional Grid, you’ll find that the alignments are a lot more sensical, a lot more broad and flexible, and that you understand them better.

Finally, yes, there is a considerable overlap between the BRACI Grid and a Political Chart, such as the Asplund Chart featured to the left. There is a reason for this. Political ideology, like religious identity, are both philosophical systems that are largely described in binary terms. I’ve tried to be as apolitical as feasible, avoiding terms like left and right and progressive and conservative as much as possible, striving instead to describe the struggle between personal responsibility and state control in the simplest terms while contrasting it with the place and role of the individual in larger society… which, at the heart of it, is what social philosophy (the study of morals and ethics) is all about.

Update and Addendum: It has been pointed out to me that many will see “Responsible” and think that this must mean that “Authoritarian”s must therefore be Irresponsible. This is not the case. The English Language lacks an antonym for Authoritarian, and Irresponsible is not the opposite of Responsible, it is the lack of responsibility. A Responsible person feels a sense of responsibility for others, while an Authoritarian feels a sense of obedience to others. Perhaps Obedient might be a better choice than Authoritarian. Let me know what you think in the comment section below.


Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

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Radical Feminist views have no place in exalted. Nowhere in any of the books or lore (at least that I have read) is there anything that says women are not equal to men. There may be some small cultural things in some of the cities or regions that are patriarchal, but that's just reality.
"Panty shots and armor with nipples are stupid and puerile" is radical feminism now? Does this mean I have to hate men and transowmen now on principle? :ohdear:

Thread seems to have been relocated now. Another thread on the same board, titled Does Exalted have a minimum IQ requirement

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Like the title says, I was wondering if some people just aren’t bright enough to handle Exalted. I suspect there is a limit. I had to advertise for players back in 1999 to start a Vampire the Masquerade (afterwards called VtM) game, and just under half of the players were way out of their league. I had one experienced WW player, one with no experience who caught on very fast, one adequate player, and two dodos. Oddly enough, both of the dodos had considerable experience in White Wolf games, but one had no clue how to play and the other had no clue about the themes of them (He had played VtM for over a year but didn’t understand that losing Humanity was bad!).

Neither of them could handle VtM, and Exalted is substantially more complicated. The dodo who didn’t understand the game mechanics didn’t comprehend that he got to attack less often than someone with Celerity (VtM super speed). He also didn’t know how the 2nd level of Dominate (VtM mind control) worked, either. He thought he could turn someone into a human vegetable with a success. It would be stupid to think he would comprehend 2nd Edition Exalted’s Speed value, for example, and that is by no means the only tricky concept of Exalted.

Now I wouldn’t be playing with any of those players, because all of them have moved on with their lives. Most of them are married now or have kids (several have both). One moved to Arizona and either he or another one passed away. But I’d still have to advertise for players, and I have no reason to think some of my hypothetical new players would be any smarter. I don’t have any good candidates where I live (I live in a Board & Lodge, which is a step up from homeless shelter). Therefore I don’t have people I know who are interested in playing an RPG with me. I will have to advertise if I want any players.

So what do you people think? Have you met people who simply can’t handle the thought power it takes for this game? How do you deal with this? Even I know you can’t just say “You’re too stupid to handle this game.” And how do you deal with people who lack the maturity to handle the more unpleasant features of Exalted? I’ve seen a few posters mention players who revel in necrophilia, for example.

Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

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stupidity.

Hey i have an idea how about everybody stops being bigoted and realize that people are people and that gender, race, sexual preference, country of origin, language, ect. DOESN'T loving matter. MRM's are bigoted. Feminists are bigoted, racists are bigoted, homophobes are bigoted, xenophobes are bigoted. how about this instead aligning yourself with one group you actually give a gently caress about HUMANITY and fight for equality for all, take on all issues fight for HUMAN RIGHTS not your twisted hosed up bullshit biased crap. gently caress you Eclipse phase you bigoted fucks. gently caress you MRM you bigoted fucks. judge individuals not groups. support all humans not just a few.

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yeah it pissed me off to see this because the admins are lumping a group together. rather than saying look if you are being offensive we will ban you they singled out a group of people based on the actions of a few not all people in that group are guaranteed to behave as such. it would be like some guy hanging a sign on the door of his shop saying no muslims allowed because a few muslims were always bad mouthing christianity in his shop. it is a bigoted standpoint to take. and no you can't choose to be black or not but why should that stop you from standing up for all human rights rather than just black rights?

Libertad! fucked around with this message at 02:16 on May 30, 2014

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

Libertad! posted:

Grognards.txt: Feminists are bigoted, gently caress you Eclipse Phase you bigoted fucks.

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Rasputin443556
8 months ago

No. I played 3.5 without minis from time to time. And the core rules worked, unlike 4e, which was a tactical miniatures game made for the Warcrack infants.
Because infants are well known for their skills in abstract thinking and intricate tactical planning.

Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

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Grognards.txt: Feminists are bigoted, gently caress you Eclipse Phase you bigoted fucks.

I fully support this as a potential new title change.

Grog tax:

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So, some of you might know of the kickass Creative Commons RPG called Eclipse Phase. Most of the stuff they do is pretty cool, but recently they appointed a SJW-esque user name bibliophile20 as a moderator who's been silencing MRAs (claiming that we're making "group attacks" by making accurate statments about feminist activities), and banning the ones who refuse to comply with the support of the other, generally left-leaning, moderators.
Feels bad man.

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You tend to find this in any hobby that's male dominated. There's a lot of over protectionism for women in a hobby that's mostly men. Usually it's other guys that are so excited that a woman is interested in the same thing they are that they white knight up and over compensate.
I've often wondered if the reverse happens in female dominated hobbies. Maybe there's some horseback riding forums somewhere with a bunch of women rallying around the single guy that's into horses that posts there. I kind of doubt it though.

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RPG.net is the same way. They have openly stated that admitting you are an MRA is grounds for a permanent ban from the forum, as is stating any MRA views or "denying woman's experiences" by disagreeing with them on gender issues.

OP posted:

Yeah. The real irony is that in the world of Eclipse Phase, feminism is almost certainly a dead ideology, given the ability to freely swap your mind into a body with a different gender (or no gender at all)!

the only rational poster here posted:

Since bibliophile20 was appointed moderator, about two people have been banned. One of those was banned by bibliophile20 under the reasoning you've quoted them as giving.

The other was you, being banned by Rob Boyle, the writer of the game, for the same thing. If member #1 is a member of your feminist conspiracy, then I don't think you can really claim that it has been "taken over", unless bibliophile has loving mind control powers.

This seems less like something topical for MensRights, and more like you trying to whip up an outrage army because you're mad you got banned.

Libertad! fucked around with this message at 06:19 on May 30, 2014

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011


The guy making the first post in that conversation recently got banned from another forum I'm on for advocating the death penalty for homosexuality. I could tell you stories - so many stories - about that guy.

(Also, I'm "the only rational poster here" in that conversation, and I wish to emphasize that I'm not an MRA in any shape of form.)

More Eclipse Phase fun, this time answering the question nobody asked!

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I think Rocky (The Thunderfuck Squirrel!) has entered the forum zeitgeist as being representative of Scurriers. :)

It [the squirrel's penis - ed.] actually wasn't that big, Urthdigger decided on: five inches or so. Which is, admittedly, kind of freaking huge on a frame the size of a raccoon, but there's a sheathe.

It gets better, too. We actually hashed out what it looked like and how it worked.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
One of the moderators for Posthuman Studios posted to RPGnet about the reasoning behind the move. Long story short, the company's online forums were lightly (or un-) moderated, and as usually happens a small number of shitlords move in and dominate the place and drive everybody else away. In this case, it was three MRA misogynists, including grognards.txt superstar Nick012000. Eventually TPTB decided that having a forum that was widely known as a place to avoid wasn't good for business (especially given how toxic MRAs have become after the events in Santa Barbara) and so a housecleaning was ordered.

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Well, on the thread's topic, let me chime in. Hi, I'm bibliophile20, the first forum moderator over at the Eclipse Phase forum; I'm currently taking a leave of absence from that forum due to the sheer vitriol and hate I was getting from the MRAs and a few other posters. It was that bad.

We had three really bad misogynists, two of whom self-identified as MRAs, who had made the forum their private playground for years, and were really good at driving people off that they didn't like. To put it bluntly, one of the three was Nick012000, aka NickNumbers, who I know got banned from this forum a number of years ago for his bigotry. And, until I was given the moderator job last February, there was no moderator on the EP forum. End result, we had a very bare-knuckled, low-continuous-burn atmosphere on that forum, dominated by a few shrill and aggressive voices that drove off anyone that couldn't take the tone. It was pretty bad--the regular poster population was well under 50 people, possibly under 25--and was actively keeping people from joining the forum because the reputation was so bad, so they decided to try to appoint moderators. Either I was the only one foolish enough to volunteer, or the only one that volunteered that they trusted... and, no, I haven't asked.

So I spent the last four months being the solo cop on a Wild West forum, being flamed and attacked by the MRAs, one of whom had such a martyr/persecution complex where any form of feminism or moderation was concerned that I honestly want to study him as a psychological subject; how does someone manage to function when their viewpoint is so divorced from reality? One of the three misogynists, the non-MRA, lasted about three weeks before throwing an epic tantrum designed to harm my ability to moderate the forum (quotemining and then publishing private messages from me was involved). NickNumbers lasted a bit longer before getting hoist on his own petard and making rape apologist posts that got him banned (the attempt at sockpuppetry to get around the temp ban turned it into a permanent ban). The last of the three, the one that I want to study, repeatedly attacked me and my fitness as moderator, wanting to go back to the Good Old Days before moderation, when the site was his and his fellow bigots' private playground. He actually started up a whole new thread entitled "Please reconsider forum moderation--valuable members are being banned!" (note that the only two that were banned were the non-MRA and NickNumbers). The funniest thing was when I refused to dance to his tune and not give him more strikes for attacking the moderator. In retrospect, I should have just swung the Strike Stick and called it a day, but I didn't want to give him any ammunition or legitimacy, but instead let him dig a nice deep hole, which he did in spades (including deliberately misinterpreting a post by our Sysop about how the pre-moderation atmosphere was driving people off and quotemining that post to try and use her words to show how moderation was driving him and his fellow MRAs away). We banned him last week, as my last act as moderator before I took my leave of absence.

And this was all in response to trying to enforce a very light touch of moderation; I did transparency, I explained, in detail, why people were getting the strikes that they were getting, and was open to criticism (we had a whole discussion thread about how to handle forum moderation in which I actively responded to issues). In all three cases, the pattern was the same: Say nasty things, get cited for it, accuse the moderator (me) of being biased and that they're being persecuted and censored for their beliefs, demanding special treatment and consideration, and generally devolve into more and more vitriol until they were banned.

And given how toxic those three made the forum all by themselves, and their antics and demands for privilege, that's why Rob and Adam and the others went ahead and did this ban. Because it was shown, loud and clear, on how tolerating MRAs on that forum was like tolerating toxic chemicals in your drinking water.

Hope that helps with some more context on the whole decision; I have links, if anyone's interested in seeing particular examples.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
^Flushing a forum like a toilet is an often difficult but always rewarding experience that makes elfgame land just a little better.

tax

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the [new splat] book is like a love-letter to retard strength.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I'm not the grog police, but I think maybe those last two posts aren't really grog. The most recent one at least isn't very good grog, since it's super-generic sounding and could even be a valid complaint about a really awful book. Needs more meat!

Taxachusettes:

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What makes you think that they have a narrow view of equal treatment of women as determined by the American Left?

I don't know. That is why I am asking. The incident reminded me of this statement, which is why I raised the point in the first place.

Governor of New York
"Their problem is not me and the Democrats; their problem is themselves," he said. "Who are they? Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro-assault-weapon, anti-gay? Is that who they are? Because if that’s who they are and they’re the extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York, because that’s not who New Yorkers are."

Does Posthuman share the Governor's view or are they just 'firing' people who treat women as sex objects?

Just to reiterate, I think MRA is twisted in a lot of ways and it isn't a conservative viewpoint but people with religious beliefs or conservative beliefs are often treated in this manner by people who claim to be tolerant of differing views.

I think they did the right thing, don't get me wrong. But what—and I'm just asking here—what if they gently caress babies? Just asking.

Thesaurasaurus
Feb 15, 2010

"Send in Boxbot!"

Well, Plague, if you're hungry for grog, nothing like a little home-cooking, eh? From a thread titled "Does Exalted Have a Minimum IQ and Maturity Requirement?":

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Like the title says, I was wondering if some people just aren’t bright enough to handle Exalted. I suspect there is a limit. I had to advertise for players back in 1999 to start a Vampire the Masquerade (afterwards called VtM) game, and just under half of the players were way out of their league. I had one experienced WW player, one with no experience who caught on very fast, one adequate player, and two dodos. Oddly enough, both of the dodos had considerable experience in White Wolf games, but one had no clue how to play and the other had no clue about the themes of them (He had played VtM for over a year but didn’t understand that losing Humanity was bad!).

Neither of them could handle VtM, and Exalted is substantially more complicated. The dodo who didn’t understand the game mechanics didn’t comprehend that he got to attack less often than someone with Celerity (VtM super speed). He also didn’t know how the 2nd level of Dominate (VtM mind control) worked, either. He thought he could turn someone into a human vegetable with a success. It would be stupid to think he would comprehend 2nd Edition Exalted’s Speed value, for example, and that is by no means the only tricky concept of Exalted.

Now I wouldn’t be playing with any of those players, because all of them have moved on with their lives. Most of them are married now or have kids (several have both). One moved to Arizona and either he or another one passed away. But I’d still have to advertise for players, and I have no reason to think some of my hypothetical new players would be any smarter. I don’t have any good candidates where I live (I live in a Board & Lodge, which is a step up from homeless shelter). Therefore I don’t have people I know who are interested in playing an RPG with me. I will have to advertise if I want any players.

So what do you people think? Have you met people who simply can’t handle the thought power it takes for this game? How do you deal with this? Even I know you can’t just say “You’re too stupid to handle this game.” And how do you deal with people who lack the maturity to handle the more unpleasant features of Exalted? I’ve seen a few posters mention players who revel in necrophilia, for example.

You see if the game looks like a contradictory clusterfuck where the rules layout resembles an Escher drawing more than a gamebook, you're just too dumb and immature to Get It, this emperor is totally wearing clothes. Also we keep writing all this ~totally sick~ mature content with corpsefucking and bestiality...and then we get players who're actually into that poo poo, what gives yo?

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Plague of Hats posted:

I'm not the grog police, but I think maybe those last two posts aren't really grog. The most recent one at least isn't very good grog, since it's super-generic sounding and could even be a valid complaint about a really awful book. Needs more meat!


Okay motherfucker

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We're the 3rd Sheol XVII Penal Legionaries. Because most serious crimes in the Imperium carry a death sentence, the Penal Legionnaires are all petty thieves, fraudsters, rapists, drug addicts, prostitutes, panderers, etc etc.

Character creation was basically us finding the most ridiculous crimes you could commit in the Imperium of Man and not be executed for.

Everyone decided to be a rapist.

That's where things started going down hill.
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The most thematically interesting of the 3rd Sheol XVII Penal Legionnaires Rape Squad was Jenny Three-Hands, who wasn't actually a rapist, but a Scintillian lesser noble who was falsely accused of raping some princeling she was betrothed to to get her off world and embarrass her family. That led to a lengthy discussion on sexual politics in the Imperium that derailed us for a good hour. When we got back to it the entire troop transport was trying to unshackle themselves from their seats to rape Jenny. The GM wisely crash landed the transport at that point.

The group then failed to kill any orks at the crash site, instead, they hid and expended all their grenades while NPCs died in waves. The GM hastily rolled up a Commissar to try and force us to fight, leading to one PC being killed, and another being seriously maimed.

Obviously, that player rerolled another rapist.
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after our only slightly failed first engagement, we were wanked around to get some kind of mission that involved taking a Chimera to a refinery. The GM also had to detail all the various ways in which his meticulously described forward operating base was essentially rape proof, as well as being devoid of women. We idly considered whether or not we should try and rape one of the Death Korpsmen, thinking that if we left their masks on, we wouldn't be able to tell they were dudes. Before we took off, we were meant to wander around the camp and acquire gear etc. We found a game of dice and gambled our Chimera for a shipment of Slaught. We lost. Wherever we were going we were going to have to walk. It was also abundantly clear the GM intended to kill Jenny Three Hands because there was no way we were going to make it to our super important mission objective while there was a viable rape target in our midst. Jenny's player was on guard for any rocks falling type activities though. I think she kinda wanted to get raped actually.
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The GMPC Commissar then ordered us all to leave our respirators on during our forced march as punishment for gambling our Chimera away, which wouldn't be that bigger deal, except our respirators were explicitly poor quality respirators, and the GM made the point that poor quality respirators still worked, and we were basically breathing through rubber hoses connected a block of wood. This was his grand scheme to kill Jenny, her respirator stops working so she goes to take it off, Commissar draws his bolt pistol and we end up in a mexican standoff, kinda telling him not to kill her but mostly because we want to rape her. One of the PCs made it clear he would actually rape her corpse. A lot of lasguns being pointed in shifting directions at that point. I'm like, gently caress it, I'm just going to shoot the Commissar and see what happened. A fistful of dice later Jenny Three Hands is dead, the corpse raper is dead, and the Commissar has run off back in the direction of the base. It turns out point blank range in Only War really means point blank range.
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We debate whether we should chase after the Commissar and kill him before he gets back to the base, or whether we should head to our objective and try and actual complete the mission because that might save our skins. Yeah, as if that was going to happen. We chase after the Commissar, but when we catch up with him, he's already cut to ribbons by something else. We fight a bunch of Terror Cats, "I don't think a Terror Cat killed the Commissar." "Why?" "Terror Cats don't eat brains." "You don't have the requisite xeno-biological expertise to know that for sure." "I'm just basing that on the fact there's Genestealer in that tree eating the Commissar's brain."

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib

Ronwayne posted:

Okay motherfucker

No serious crimes at all. Just a bunch of rapists. Lovely.

Grog tax:

James Desborough posted:

Old Geezer posted:

Or maybe you're not nearly as clever as you think. "Satirical intent" does not necessarily equal "successful." Personally, from the preview posted the game looks ridiculous, like somebody took the vestige of a good idea and carried it out in the most hamfisted way possible.
Or maybe I overestimate the intelligence of others while underestimating their pomposity. This seems more likely. Given the kind of people getting upset are primarily the kind of people the game skewers, it seems quite successful - all things considered.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Ronwayne posted:

Okay motherfucker

I'm surprised the GM didn't see that every single person in the group had made a rapist, throw his hands up, and go "gently caress you guys I'm finding a new group."

e: Grog tax incoming, forgot I needed it. Give me a second to find something on RPGNet.

e2: Some stupid person complaining about the Eclipse Phase anti-grog stance:

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It's not hard really. IF your tolerant of other opinions you respect the right of the individual to have the opinion and express it. If you don't want that on your private forum that is fine - but to claim at the same time that you want tolerance and openness at the exact time you are banning said opinion, that is the opposite of tolerance. The danger of not understanding this distinction is that you leave the definition of what tolerance is in the hands of the majority who then decide what can and cannot be discussed. In other words, the next act of "tolerance" may be againgst one of your opinions.

SALT CURES HAM fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jun 1, 2014

Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

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DCC Campaign Update: Now With More Gender-Indeterminate Wizards!


In this weekend's camping expedition/adventure the PCs were:

-lost in the Tanglewood forest

-drawn to the conclusion that it was better just to wander around looking for things to kill rather than trying to spend hours crafting some elaborate plan to take out the Smug Elves.

-ambushed by a force of Evil Forest Centaurs

-informed that forest centaurs are dicks.

-reminded with lethal force that 0-level characters shouldn't act like heroes.

-made aware that like in most of the Last World, actual humans are a rarity; however, in this region of the world there is a particular superabundance of mutants.

-surprised by the fact that apparently Shaggy-Red Caveman Mutants are often also Psychics.

-sent the message that their attempt to stop the Eco-Ogre attack on Arkhome had failed.

-not surprised by how little they cared, now that they were safely a half-continent away from the Eco-ogres and their Eye-tyrant overlords.

-warmly greeted by Bolt-O, the conversation-starved production robot.

-able to recruit Bolt-O to their group, by engaging in such diverse topics like "do you think that there is a practical difference between alligators and crocodiles" and "what is your favorite letter of the alphabet, and why?"

-confronted by three of the gender-variant-and-indeterminate archwizards of the Grand Inclusive & Non-Hierarchical Azure Order.

-only slightly less surprised than the Azure Wizards when the PCs' own gender-indeterminate wizard politely declined joining them, since he doesn't actually feel oppressed or set apart at all for being "trigendered" (as the wizard's 10-year old Player called it...)!


-warned about Cannibal Vines.

-nevertheless taken totally by surprise by Cannibal Vines, at the cost of Marak the Wizard's life.

-witnesses to a cannibal-vine-planting operation undertaken by a trio of easily-spooked Furry Mutants.

-able to reach the Azure Tower, only to be sent off immediately to deal with the Furry Mutants and the Toad Wizard of Bobgobdobulz (who as usual want to bury the whole world in mud and swamp).

-forced to face the fact that Bill the Elf is in serious repressed grief for his brother Ted's death, and looking for substitute-Teds in all the wrong places.

-unexpectedly drawn into a drumming competition with the Furry Mutant Tribe.

-clever enough to discover that Bolt-o can double as an excellent steel drum.

-able to win over the Furry Mutants against the Toad Wizard through the power of aggressive drumming alone.

-quick to learn that having 50 Furry Mutant 'braves' at your command is not nearly as useful as it sounds.

-successful at blowing both the Toad Wizard and his Toad Fiend to little bits, with relatively little help from the cowardly and largely useless Furry Mutants.

-determined to settle down for a good long time in the village of the Azure Order tower, to spend a year's sabbatical for relaxation and self-improvement.

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Currently Smoking: Moretti Rhodesian + Gawith's Squadron Leader

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!
If you want to play a female warrior, you can! You're playing wrong through. Don't do it. But you can! But you shouldn't. Women aren't fighters.

~*~

-- FEMALE CHARACTERS --






The Hyborian Age is dominated by men. Rarely will you see a woman, armored-up, swinging a heavy sword in battle, keeping their own, right next to the men. It happens, sure. But, it is rare. Valeria comes to mind--both incarnations of her (from Howard's story Red Nails and the more battle oriented thief from the 1982 movie). Even then, it can be argued that Valeria (either version) is more of a finesse fighter than she is a strength fighter. And, Red Sonja may be thought of. But, I'll remind you that Sonja's power is imbued in her by her goddess. Sonja's power is not natural.


I don't advocate using any type of modifiers for female characters. The same 4D6, drop the lowest, total, and arrange to taste process should be used for female and male characters in this game. What I will say, though, is this: Once you've rolled your six stats, consider putting the lowest roll in STR if playing a female. This thinking will keep the gritty reality edge on your game that is a common part of the atmosphere of the Hyborian Age.


For example, in my newest Conan campaign, I've just had a player get extremely lucky with the dice and roll some very high stats: 16, 16, 15, 15, 14, 9. He considered playing a female thief along the lines of Valeria from the 1982 movie. Looking at those stats, we both agreed that the 9 or the 14 should be assigned to STR, but DEX and INT should definitely get the two 16's.


The player kept debating about going with the below or swapping out STR and CON.


STR 9
DEX 16
CON 14
INT 16
WIS 15
CHA 15






The interesting thing about the Conan RPG is that there is an entire character class devoted to the strength of females. Since the fairer race is typically less physical than their male counterparts, some women have learned to overcome this obstacle by focusing on other powers at their command--with the power of their sex not the least of these. In the Conan RPG, the Temptress class was added to the first edition as a secondary character class in a support book but then was made an official core class in the second edition.


If you are currently watching or reading the Game of Thrones saga, then the Red Witch, companion to Stannis Baratheon, is certainly a Temptress class. Cersei Lannister, too, would probably be classed as a Noble/Temptress multi-classed character.


Temptresses are manipulators. They play games behind the scenes, toying with people's loyalty to them, often imprisoning a strong male with their sex.


It takes a strong role player to play a Temptress character well, but in the hands of a competent player, the experience can be like few others in any other role playing game. It can be quite rewarding.






Are there physically strong women in the Conan RPG? Sure. Their can be. And, if what I've said above sticks in your craw, then ignore it and play your game any way you think best. Besides, this is a fantasy based roleplaying game. Really, anything goes as long as you and your players accept it.


If you want to have a Brienne type character from Game of Thrones--a warrior woman capable of defeating most other men, then so be it! In the 2011 movie, the background shots of Khalar Zym's army featured what some speculate to be one-eyed Amazon warriors--all females (though they were archers). If it's cool, and you like it, then put it in your game.

MiltonSlavemasta
Feb 12, 2009

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
"When you coming home, dad?"
"I don't know when
We'll get together then son you know we'll have a good time then."
Gunlines

There are many ways to write a bad 40k list, but
by far the most common way is by creating
gunlines. Gunlines are armies that rely mostly on
long-range shooting to do damage, and make very
little use of the movement phase, whether it's
having a static army with just a few small, fast,
objective grabbers, or whether the whole army
moves, but not very far (mech gunlines jostling
vehicles around small distances to get better lanes
of fire), or the limiting factor is time (the whole
army moves, but not until the end of the game).
It's plain to see why gunlines are bad. As much as
possible, they try to make it so that assault never,
ever happens. They also try as much as possible to
keep opponents' short-range shooting from doing
anything either. They will likely also have other
things like weapons with interceptor to cancel out
the usefulness of deepstrikers, or ignores-cover
weapons to cut those rules out of the game as well.

What gunlines do is two things. Firstly, they
prevent their opponent's decisions from having
meaning (choosing deepstrikers, close combat
units, etc.), and secondly they make the game
much, much more shallow (cutting out the rules
for close combat, cutting out the rules for the
movement phase, etc.). What a gunline does is to
just sit there, using as few rules as possible and
just rolling dice to see how much of their
opponent's stuff is left standing. This is the
opposite of 40k. If a person wanted to just sit there
and roll dice, they should feel free to start playing
Yahtzee, rather than taking a deep game and
ruining it by making it so shallow.

The worst part is that gunlines breed more
gunlines. This is because gunlines exist to shut
down anything but long-range shooting, which
means if an opponent wants to be able to DO
anything in a game, the only parts of their army
that will be able to do said anything will be longrange
shooters themselves. Thus if a person wants
to do more, they will add more of the part that
does anything, which means adding in more longrange
shooting. This might not be true were it not
for the fatal pairing of gunlines and list strength.
Both for systemic reasons (those who hit hardest
fastest gain a big advantage that snowballs over
the course of the game), and for particular reasons
(40k's "you go, I go", the rules for wound
allocation and terrain, etc.), gunlines also happen
to be the strongest form of army. This means that
even if you try to counter gunlines with speed, say,
you are still going to be playing a weaker list
against a stronger list, and a gunline player can
easily use this advantage to force you back into the
mould.

This is a case of list strength giving a player
power, and then the player using that power
irresponsibly to force their opponents into a
shallow game. It's not a matter of the gunline
player "setting up a puzzle and letting their
opponent solve it". It's a matter of the gunline
player debasing their opponent's decisions while
looking for the easiest way to win the game. It's
not to say that there might be some theoretical way
to play a list that's both a gunline and a good list,
but practically, I've never seen anything even
remotely close. If you like gunlines, then unfortunately you like a way
of playing 40k that makes games less like 40k.
Perhaps another gamewould suit you better -
one that doesn't suffer from being reduced to Yahtzee with miniatures.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
-- VALERIA --

Check out this clip from 1982's Conan The Barbarian. .

clip

At 2:32, Valeria uses the feat Cleave that allows her a second attack on the second foe as she downs the first foe. Notice that she doesn't take a five foot step. The second foe comes to her. On a grid, these two would have just approached Valeria using a double move, putting them in base-to-base contact with the thief. The shifting you see Valeria do is her re-positioning she does to attack the second foe at the new angle. She doesn't move from her square on these attacks.

At 2:46, Valeria uses her standard action to taunt the two new foes. In game terms, she's using the Demoralize Other function of the Intimidate skill. The GM gives her a +2 bonus because the two foes have just seen her quickly dispatch two of their comrades. The GM gives her an additional +2 bonus on the demoralize check due to the black woad she wears, making her a fearsome, intimidating opponent, indeed. That's a total +4 modifier to her check. And, from her one of her foe's hesitation, it looks like her check succeeded on the one, but not both foes. The foe that hesitates and allows his companion to attack is -2 to all attacks and checks due to the intimidation (in spite of the fact that the GM also gave the foes a +2 on their check to resist the demoralizing attempt since they outnumber Valeria). The other foe--the one that moves to attack Valeria--made his check to resist the attempt.

At 2:51, Valeria uses the combat maneuver called Use The Battlefield (see page 212 of the Core rulebook). She makes DC 20 Tumble check, and with its success, she gains a +2 attack bonus on her target. In the video, you see her take a couple of steps, jump, and push off the wall to come down on her enemy, just gaining the bonus. As a woman, Valeria's STR is mostly likely around STR 13 or so. I'd put her at STR 14. To increase her attack bonus, she relies on maneuvers like this in order to put her full weight behind the thrust of her sword.

Examples of....

CLEAVE

INTIMIDATE, DEMORALIZE OTHER

USE THE BATTLEFIELD, TUMBLE

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
I'm with Alzrius on this. I most enjoy games when they are as realistic as possible, where the fantasy elements are limited to what the game is about. As a simplistic example, D&D is about fighting monsters with magic and swords, so I expect fantastic monsters and magic, but not normal humans with the ability to jump over buildings.

So men being stronger than women in-game sounds just fine to me, unless a main theme of my game is "What if women were as strong as men?" Though if a player came to me and said "I want to play a woman fighter who's as strong as a man" that would be just fine too, as that's obviously a theme that player wants to address in the game.

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!
Did you know it is literally impossible to block dudes or keep their attention? Sports? Do not exist.

~*~

I am beginning to think that the Defender role doesn't truly exist in reality.

This is probably controversial because the knight with shield is a core iconic image. But if you look at a fight with multiple roles, the most logical thing for an enemy to do is ignore the defender and attack one of the other three roles.

To prevent this, games give the defender all sorts of "unnatural" abilities. Come And Get It, threat, taunts, etc. Things to force the enemy into taking a sub-optimal attack. These are abilities that often end up being very controversial.

Perhaps a triad of Striker, Leader, and Controller is more correct. Shield classes could be fit into Striker and Leader types.

If you look at MMOs, Defenders really only exist in Player vs Environment situations, where the computer-controlled enemies are programmed to attack the Defender first. In Player vs Player combat, the Defender role often disappears (unless there is something like flag carrying in a capture the flag game). Instead PvP collapses into Striker/Leader/Controller.

In my view, this implies that the Striker/Leader/Controller roles are more "real", and that Defender is an artificial role.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Not An MRA For Sure on EP forums posted:

Meh, I am glad it is sausagefest. I saw video and role playing games ruined by inclusion of women and catering to their needs. Wouldn't want this to happen here. I like discussions about science, engineering, different worlds, new alien species, interstellar travel. The thought that these discussions would turn into "muh misogyny" or "muh feelings" isn't a pleasant prospect.

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That's too much of a patriarchal structure akin to traditional academia for me to be comfortable with.

There is no patriarchy structure in the west. Average women are more privileged, enjoy more protection and more support from state institutions than average males in the western world. "Patriarchy" doesn't exist.

Still Not An MRA For Sure bitching on RPGSite now posted:

I am one of the guys that were banned as MRA's at EP forum.
I posted as Extrasolar Angel there for a couple of years, developed a lot of ideas, debated about art, I think I am even credited somewhere(might be in Anders Sandberg adventure I think though). I never experienced any issues on the forum until about 1-2 months ago and I never posted about feminism either(until that time).
Basically a new mod appeared and started banning users that were valuable members, had interesting debates(about EP universe) and so on.
He also started name calling others as "rape apologist" and mentally ill and tried to use mod powers to criticize anyone not supportive of feminism. I protested this and questioned the claims he made about "male privilege". Eventually I was banned. This mod rage-quited after some bizarre argument about kosher food with another member that was loaded with accusations of anti-semitism IIRC(I didn't follow this discussion nor participated in it, and I don't think it had to do anything with feminism)

I might add that I not identity as MRA(I don't know if they are good or bad, and was never interested in the movement much), nor did I identify as one on the forum.
Basically they was only one member who identified as one, the rest(2) were just named as such by dev's, and include people who simply didn't support radical feminism(to get the idea of what happened: sort of like communists accuse everyone not agreeing with them as fascists).

It's kind of sad because I spent a lot of years in friendly debates and contributed much to EP forum, and we never had a problem until the crusading feminists appeared(to be fair, some dev's seem more fanatic about this then others). I always thought that the developers despite well known supporters of the left movement were mostly anarchists, not SJW's and were able to be above their political views. Well now it's just degrading further and further with claims like this from developers:
http://eclipsephase.com/comment/45224#comment-45224
"I don't believe that men, as a group, have valid rights claims."

In hindsight I regret spending such a long time on EP forums,supporting their products and Kickstarter. If I had known their views earlier I wouldn't have spent anything on them nor recommend them to my friends. It is even more ironic when you consider that they accused people like me of being privileged, while they themselves are rich Canadians some of which go to clubs and parties, while I am an impoverished Eastern European that faced racism several times, and can only dream of living the privileged life they live(I don't even have money to emigrate to Canada).

But who will tolerate the intolerant? posted:

This is one of the reasons I hate to see sweeping bans like the one instituted on the EP forums. They become bludgeons to use on anyone that doesn't hold opinions the mods don't like even if initiated with the best intentions.

Its much the same as any other Zero Tolerance Policy ironically, something that's bitched about quite a bit on Forums like Tangency. Its the nature of forum communication that you're often mostly getting one side of the story to begin with, totally shutting down a sweeping vaguely labeled group doesn't help. Its not like "MRAs" that are still on the forum are going to eagerly volunteer to leave. They're going to have to kick "suspected" MRAs for the most part. And that can mean whatever the Hell the mod in question wants it to mean.

May as well be up front and say "We'll kick you if we don't like your opinion."

Gizmoduck_5000
Oct 6, 2013

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!
Not sure that this counts as grog, as it comes from the Gaming Den. They tend to vitriolically oppose many of the ideals that old school fatbeards are constantly fellating.

But here goes:

Lord Mistborn posted:

Ok that's enough. You clearly think that this is a meaningful argument. It is not. The "actual play" argument only loses you points here, it is brand of faulty logic the Den has recognized long ago. Anecdotes about how something "works at my table" do not prove anything, especially if that table is composed of fanboys like yourself. RPG fanboys do not apply critical thinking to RPGs indeed they do the opposite of that living in denial about issues with the system even when those issues are spelled out to them.

When someone like Frank (Edit: Trollman)says that Unknown Armies is unplayable that's a very literal statement. He means that the rules for doing things in Unknown Armies are incomplete to the point that you can not run a session of UA for example without the GM filling those gaps with poo poo he made up. The fact that people can and do fill in those gaps with doesn't disprove Franks statement at all.

This sums up the gaming den view of RPG's perfectly. Anytime the GM has to make a ruling to fill in a gap in the rules, or make something up on the fly, it means that the game is unplayable.

So...like...all RPG's. All RPG's are unplayable by Frank Trollman's definition. All of them.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
I think K, coauthor of Frank and K's 'Tome' of not actually fixing 3.5, has reached a powerful new insight.

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I'm actually just done with dice-based mechanics.

Even when attempts to do basic things doesn't turn into Absurdist Failure Theater because the designer decided that 50% success rates were "cinematic," rolling dice usually involves various dice-modifying mechanics that are always going to feel like dice-modifying mechanics, always is going to deliver stupid results some of the time, and is always going to cost a lot more time at the table than people realize.

As far as I can tell, dice mechanics are just a way to conceal a lack of coherent design and DMing skill.

neonchameleon
Nov 14, 2012



Gizmoduck_5000 posted:

Not sure that this counts as grog, as it comes from the Gaming Den. They tend to vitriolically oppose many of the ideals that old school fatbeards are constantly fellating.

The Gaming Den objects vitriolically to many of the ideals that "classic" grogs have - in favour of their own idiosyncratic approach that says that 3.5 got everything right and is the One True Way. They may not be old school grogs, but Trollman is routinely quoted here for very good reasons.

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Still Not An MRA For Sure bitching on RPGSite now posted:

I am one of the guys that were banned as MRA's at EP forum.
I posted as Extrasolar Angel there

I wonder why he was banned... The following all comes from a single page of a single thread before the Eclipse Phase forums started being cleaned up:

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In short:no. Feminists generally don't fight for equality but for women to have a privileged position in society. For example they aren't fighting for women to be instituted in the draft, or face the same prison terms when convicted.

They also largely attack the idea of men having the same rights as women. For example feminists I encountered are very critical of sex robots as objectifying women, while no criticism is made towards women objectifying men by using sex toys patterned on male shape.

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Bibilophiles passionate defense of feminist movements was flawed at every point to be fair. Feminists do not fight passionately for abolishing the draft or equal sentences for women in prison for starters.
...
The real reason there is opposition to sex robots is that the control over men will be abolished, there are many men who will be willing to resign from sacrificing their time, effort to biological women in order to have sex(not all, but significant amount). As such interests of women and their influence over men will decrease. A smashing blow for the matriarchy we live in(yes, one of the greatest realization you will have when studying gender relations is that it is actually women that dominate our modern society and are privileged, while majority of men are the underclass that can only dream of privileges enjoyed by female gender in health care, legal system, government protection, education subsidies, sexual freedom and opportunities).

It is even more amusing/sad when you realize that the mant men who are enthusiastic about sex robots are those who have little or no chance of having female sexual partners, and as such feminists opposed to sex robots want to reinforce their current standing in society as deprived of sexual contact. While at the same time defending female sexual choice and slutwalks ;)
So in short-the criticism about sex robots is the attempt to ensure that social status of the privileged and underprivileged remains the same as it is today.

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I couldn't not spot this sentence in your post.You seem to exclude people who happen to have white skin color from being victims of racism(feel free to correct me if I am no right) White people aren't an uniform group with the same traits, cultural values, attributes, history and so on,but a various collection of groups, and some of them are victims of racism as well.
For instance Poles and other Eastern Europeans in United Kingdom experience today more racism that Hindu or Japanese immigrants, with attacks on them being tolerated in mass media and voiced by politicians with little opposition. A white Polish or Romanian woman will experience more prejudice in UK than a Japanese woman or Hindu woman.
Or if you want a historic example:Nazis considered white Poles to be subhumans while non-white Japanese were considered equals.
It might be that your view is US-centric(I never lived or been to United States, so I am taking a guess), and i don't know if all European ethnic groups are treated equally in United States. Then again, existence of Polish Jokes in United States leads me to believe that the situation isn't that clear/equal either.

It seems to me that you are influenced by the white privilege theory ? Is that correct ?
I must confess I never agreed with its supporters, for as Eastern European I would dream of lives non-white Japanese live in Tokyo, compared to existence in Minsk, Belarus. For me their lives were always on easy mode....to paraphrase what the Scalzi claimed. Then again I was always under the impression that the whole theory ignores the world outside USA pr the fact that many nations never engaged in colonialism or in fact were victims of colonialism in some cases, despite being white.

And his sig?

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Raise your hands to the sky and break the chains. With transhumanism we can smash the matriarchy together.

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011

neonchameleon posted:

I wonder why he was banned... The following all comes from a single page of a single thread before the Eclipse Phase forums started being cleaned up:

the same guy posted:

Meh, I am glad [transhumanism] is sausagefest. I saw video and role playing games ruined by inclusion of women and catering to their needs. Wouldn't want this to happen here. I like discussions about science, engineering, different worlds, new alien species, interstellar travel. The thought that these discussions would turn into "muh misogyny" or "muh feelings" isn't a pleasant prospect.

The website's female sysop chimed in to complain about how people like her are being excluded from tech circles, and replied to Extrasolar Angel with:

the female sysop posted:

Thank you for demonstrating my point.

To which he replied:

the same guy posted:

Since you have proved my point by focusing on social issues and "drama" I would like to thank you as well.

Complaining about being excluded? Pointless female drama-mongering.

still the same guy posted:

From my experience the presence of women in hobbies I liked had negative effect.

This was basically the guy who said he didn't want there to be women playing role-playing games. One wonders why he is now banned from a role-playing forum frequented by women...

LordZoric
Aug 30, 2012

Let's wish for a space whale!
Just found this grogmine in my emails from a while back. Long before I knew that Pathfinder was as bad as 3.5, I linked to its SRD on facebook and said it looked interesting. When I checked my page again later, this flood of glorious grog had been posted. Please make note that all of these posts are all from the same person, an ex-GM of mine.

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Honestly? I took a look and didn't really care for it. It seemed like something a lot of my former players got together and wrote--the ones who were disappointed that their character couldn't blow up the world by blinking. There's plenty of examples but the biggest thing that stands out to me is the increase of ranger and wizard hit dice from d8/d4 to d10/d6 respectively. Yes, WotC neutered the ranger a bit by taking them from d10 to d8 in 3E buuut they did it to try and bring something that fairly resembles balance to the table. They have something that borders on the rogue's skill points and gain a modicum of feats for giggles... but someone at Pathfinder felt they still needed to horde in on the fighter's HD?

As someone who went from 2E to 3E to 3.5, I have seen an evolution of sorts. The game has attempted to continually move towards balancing the system. Pathfinder sort of came in and went "balance, schmalance! Give us powa!" Wanted to be a fan of it but really it comes off as an amalgamation of what conjured headaches in 3.5: too many options (but in a condensed form).

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My take on 3.5 was that everyone was in this really big game of rock-paper-scissors. Wizards don't need a hit die increase: their class feature is that they tell the rules to go sit down and shut up. They shouldn't be able to take a punch at any level... It's just not right...

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Casters are the power class (except for sorcerers who are the equivalent to the embarrassing and oft annoying little cousins who your parents force you to entertain at family gatherings because "they look up to you"). In 3E, clerics and druids had access to one of the most broken spells in the game: Harm. Praise be to Yevon that WotC went ahead and neutered that in 3.5. Still, clerics, druids and wizards have the power to pull off that Nazi face-melt from the Indiana Jones movie if the mood strikes (and so long as they've had a decent night's sleep).

Where they're balanced is in their HD. Wizards are the most lethal as they can mind-rape/e'splode anything that moves. Thus, they're the easiest to take out. They get dagger dice for HP because the spells they have access to balance out with their health.

Druids don't have the sort of razzle-dazzle the abjurer, evoker, necromancer, illusionist or enchanter has but they get a little bit more combat savvy to make up for it. They also get the power to turn into a rhino because... well, no one screws with a rhino and gets away with it. This is why there's an entire prestige class devoted to killing druids as soon as they hit 7th-level: because they know the powa and they fear it.

Typically, when I run a 3.5 game I tell the players they have the Player's Handbook because I know that if you open the door to one supplement, pretty soon you'll have a party of five players who used 17 different books to build a character, didn't bring a one of them to the table, and suddenly forget what one of their feats does (and which book its from). Pathfinders struck me first as more options and... the system didn't need it. I read a review praising the system, saying that there is no reason to play a class to 20th-level with the existing rules. Whoever said that has obviously never played a class to 20th-level. A few classes do *seem* to get the shaft when they hit that point (bard, anyone?). Another review said that this system gives players flexibility with their characters--that if you create a fighter in 3.5, you are playing every 3.5 fighter who has ever been created. One, there's enough feats to ensure that doesn't happen. I've played the dwarven meatshield, the whirling dervish (I adore the falchion), the feinting fencer... You really wanna have fun? Fighter/Transmuter--go buff yourself. Paladin/sorcerer (with a focus in abjuration, naturally), anyone?

If you're turned off by what your class gets at 20th-level or you think a class doesn't have flexibility, multiclass. 3.5 seemed to solve the balance issues I had with 3E and to me, Pathfinder felt like needlessly polluting a great system by trying to push more umph into classes that really didn't need it. I' be interested in playing it and seeing how it handles but from reading it... I'm not turned on by what I see. :(

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My experience is that the players eventually come to a gaming session going, "My halfling rogue is going to leave the party tonight so that I can bring in a new character." They then proceed to pull out a sheet that shows they took their race from Savage Species, added a template from the Monster Manual, multiclassed by taking a class from Complete Warrior and Complete Arcane, got feats from Tome and Blood and an article printed in the July 2004 edition of Dragon, equipment from Races of Stone and spells from Wheel of Time (you know, so that they can have Balefire...) and don't seem to understand why a line of blood is now trickling from your nose after the sheer wankery of the entire thing causes their GM to have a massive anurism.

It usually starts with one player--one sly player--who tries to convince the GM that they should use the racial subtypes (because they don't want to lose 2 points of Constitution for being an elf) and as soon as that happens the floodgates open with players pouring through every book WotC printed in an effort to milk the system for all it was worth. Suddenly it takes a library to build a character and by the time the twinkery appears in the game you can't call shenanigans because the players have done their homework and have made their character from books you've never even heard of, all so that they can say with the utmost confidence, "Yes, the Death Note is a purchasable piece of equipment and no, you can't borrow the book where I got it..."

That's not to say I don't like the supplements. When allowed to I've played a Forsaker (why it didn't carry from 3E to 3.5...), Ghostwalker, Spellsword, Mage of the Arcane Order, Mindbender... There are some great prestige classes in the supplements. My grip is players who want to take a prestige from this book, feats from these three, a race from this one...

I've been told by DMs who have had him as a player that this is exactly how he builds characters.

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Typically when I play a game, I give the players the PH and nothing more. You always end up with those players who flip through other books and fail to understand why you don't want to open the door ("It's just Complete Champion! Why can't I take a feat from it!?!") that will bring out everyone's hidden wankery.

Also, I alter four classes: cleric, paladin, sorcerer and wizard. Clerics I turn into alienists. My campaign world is orbited by four moons: each one is the new home of each elemental plane and clerics are mystics who learn to channel that energy. They pick an elemental domain to represent their source and then pick any other domain to represent their will.

Paladins are champions of causes. I full on support evil paladins.

Sorcerers and wizards... I take a page from Wheel of Time/Dragon Age Origins. Magic is something you have to be born with a talent for and that talent can either be developed raw or guided by an expert. As a result, the world treats wizards with reverie (and a bit of suspicion) while sorcerers are dangerous wilders and outcasts of society (they could explode into flames at any moment!).

LordZoric fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 2, 2014

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


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I can think of a few RPGs that I don't think suck, but maybe I am using a narrower definition of suck than you are.

Probably.

3E/PF D&D is probably the best there is out there as far as mainstream RPGs go, and the majority of the core classes (the non-primary casters) are underpowered garbage. Given that they've had 2 updates past 3.0 to get that right and haven't, I'd say that's pretty sucky. And sadly, d20 system is pretty much the best out there (and it's still not very good).

I guess 4E D&D is more or less sound if you can get past the agonizing boredom of grinding through it. Skill challenges also barely work and there's not much to do other than fight, but it's a minis game dressed up to look like an RPG, so I guess that's to be expected. I'd still say it's a terrible game because it's not fun for me, though I guess some people like it, so maybe that's very subjective.

Shadowrun (any edition) is just incredibly clunky, with matrix rules that are either totally nonfunctional or so slow that you ban hackers anyway. Don't get me wrong, I love the setting, but the rules are garbage. Even when they're not totally nonfunctional, they just take way too many dice thrown to resolve simple situations. I mean in the space of one attack, between dodging and soaking, you're going to roll at least 20d6 and that's way too many for such a simple action, especially since you're taking 2 shots per turn. If SR was just going to try to stand on it's rules set and not the flavorful well-detailed setting it has, it would collapse rapidly and nobody would use that rules set.

And those are more or less the mainstream RPGs out there. I guess you could add Call of Cthulhu and White Wolf in there too, but their systems aren't much better.

Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

neonchameleon posted:

The Gaming Den objects vitriolically to many of the ideals that "classic" grogs have - in favour of their own idiosyncratic approach that says that 3.5 got everything right and is the One True Way. They may not be old school grogs, but Trollman is routinely quoted here for very good reasons.

There's also the fact that the quotes of average Gaming Denizens (my term for Frank and his followers) aren't as bad, comparatively speaking, as The RPG Site and creepy sex poo poo. For example, Frank and a lot of the posters there realize how wrong it is to insert rape fantasies into gaming sessions, and that basing orcs and goblins off of real-world "primitive" minority cultures is pretty racist. I remember a thread over there of one guy complaining about "militant feminism" making rape in media an "unnecessarily big deal," and the entire board pretty much turned on him.

Another part of it is due to Frank having some hard-left Marxist viewpoints. This, combined with a large section of the board going to his defense whenever people disagree with him, ends up creating an atmosphere where more conservative and reactionary grogposts can't as easily take root. This isn't always the case: a few posters enjoy saying the word "human being" and making fun of gamers by implying they have sex with other men (despite nominally being in favor of gay rights).

Anyway, some old Gaming Den grog. News breaks out that Gary Gygax dies, and some of the posters are less than respectful.

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There used to be this thing about speaking ill of the dead, especially the recently dead. It would be nice if we could have a moratorium on the more venomous criticism of Gygax's many faults until he's at least in the ground.

Grog posted:

There used to be reasons for it, too. Used to be, you lived in a fairly small, tight nit community. If you talked poo poo about a dead person, you upset their family and generally started issues between your family and theirs. Now? Now you've got 6 billion anonymous strangers. Miss Manners doesn't have as much practical value anymore.

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Unfortunately, this occasion is being used to cement Gary Gygax's reputation as sole grandfather and mastermind of D&D.

So yes, I am going to talk poo poo about him. I'm sure people talked poo poo about Nixon when his rear end was put in the ground even when people tried to DESPERATELY have us forget about all of the ill poo poo he did by hyping up what a great statesman he was. Same for Reagan. poo poo, people writing this sort of pandering, ignorant bullshit only makes me want to bash them more.

His legacy is bullshit and a warped Aesop and I wish someone had the balls and/or knowledge to confront him on this.

IT'S OVER, THE THIEVES WIN.

Gary Gygax. Just as bad as Nixon and Reagan.

I remember having an argument with this poster a few years back when I still posted on the board, when I asked him why he cared so much about people playing 4th Edition and having their needs catered to by WotC. He said that it was just as bad as people listening to right-wing talk radio and eating out at fast food restaurants. I can't find the post, but I'd post it if I had it on me.

more TGD grog posted:

What I find wrong w/ 4th edition: "I want to stab dragons the size of a small keep with skin like supple adamantine and command over time and space to death with my longsword in head to head combat, but I want to be totally within realistic capabilities of a real human being!" --Caedrus mocking 4rries




You know, I think that Frank got a well-deserved following, at first. Although his Tome series did not fix D&D like promised, he was one of the few people at the time who was making large-scale redesigns to 3rd Edition, like making Fighters not suck, coming up with low-level extraplanar adventure ideas, making greater magic items unable to be bought with gold, etc.

However, the Frank of 2006 is very different than the Frank today, in game design philosophy. For example, present-day Frank believes that preventing people from playing character concepts you don't like is the most important job as a game designer. And yet he hates Sean K Reynolds for nerfing Monks. He didn't hold this position back when making the Tomes: 2006 Frank did not like the Eldritch Knight Prestige Class or gish builds, but he made a better version because he realized a lot of people enjoyed playing it. He did the same with making a new template for non-evil undead, I believe.

He doesn't always practice what he preaches either, but his inability to admit that he's wrong on just about any issue means that he became blind to his own flaws, and his homebrew work grew worse over time. The writing style of the Tome Series is so far away from the Bane Guard or After Sundown (where he describes monsters and events via Family Guy non-sequesters) that it's not even funny.


Speaking of which, Frank's defenders on the Bane Guard's talk section:

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This class would make a terrible defender, as its primary marking ability is an Immediate Reaction, which cannot be used on its own turn. Whoever designed this does not understand the fundamentals of Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition.

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Please backup your claim and sign you post (by placing "--~~~~" at the end of your post). Unfortunately, no 4e expert are present right now to argue, you have to wait for them. If you want your comments to be taken seriously you are required to at least elaborate a little, not a two-line long whining. --Leziad 23:02, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

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It seems clear to me that the intent is to allow that immediate reaction to be used on its own turn. All it needs to do is be changed to a minor action, or have a tiny footnote that says "Despite being an immediate action, this power can be used on your own turn". Indeed, saying that the author "does not understand the fundamentals of D&D 4e" just because of ONE MINOR MISTAKE, when its plainly clear what the author intended is overly harsh. And a defender doesn't need to be able to mark often or frequently - the sheer fact that this class can cause prone or immobilization at-will makes it an effective defender. Karrius 00:38, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

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ONE mistake? How about the class feature that gives +CHA to all attacks against marked opponents? Not only is that broken (up to a +5 to hit at first level, untyped!), it gets more broken as you level up. Ditto for the alternate build, which has the same problem as the Wizard's Orb of Imposition class feature, only worse (stunlocking all the time!). There's the fact that it grants Threatening Reach and Heavy Blade Opportunity as class features, and can mark enemies with an OA. Tide of Battle, as mentioned, can't be used on the player's turn. That's either a typo and it's meant as a free action - not minor, as that would make it impossible to use at all - in which case it's insanely overpowered (+CHA damage to any enemy you hit, and it lowers attack rolls and damage as well!) or it's written correctly and is intended to be awkward and only barely usable thanks to Threatening Reach. Speaking of which, how many reach weapons other than the whip are usable by the sorts of small creatures that supposedly favor this class? There's the at-wills you mentioned which immobilize and knock prone (and it can immobilize AT RANGE) while dealing full normal damage; one of them even targets a non-AC defense. How about the fact that you gain at-will powers every time you gain a daily? The only existing class that even comes close to resembling that is the Psion preview, and that's due to the unique way Psion powers work. There's the L1 daily Shadow Assault which deals 4[W] damage plus turns you invisible - nice for a striker, but this is supposedly a defender. Speaking of which, how about the L10 utility Rallying Shout? That's a straight-up leader power. Those aren't the only examples of this sort of thing and they greatly exceed the tendency of other classes to dabble into another role. And that doesn't even take into account powers like the L2 utility Natural Leader or the L10 Dark Binding, which create greatly overpowered player-controlled minions. Some interesting ideas at work here, but you can't seriously argue that the author designed this with full knowledge of the 4e mechanics. It's amateurish at best. --75.21.170.64 05:15, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

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You can take only one immediate action per round, either an immediate interrupt or an immediate reaction. If you take an immediate action, you can’t take another one until the start of your next turn, but you can’t take an immediate action on your own turn. If you don't understand that, you don't understand the fundamentals of Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition. --Reginald P. Linux 13:26, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

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Nothing I said contradicted that. I understand the rules just find. If you don't see that, you don't understand the basic use of the English language. Also, anyone who thinks they should "Leave the design to the professionals at WOTC" (which I see you wisely edited out, but still thought) REALLY is not too clever. Karrius 22:17, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Libertad! fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 3, 2014

Saguaro PI
Mar 11, 2013

Totally legit tree
Homeless people and squatters, basically goblins and orcs, right?

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So, I have been tasked with clearing a building of the homeless and ner-do-wells who have taken up residence there. Its about 9000 square feet, 100 years old and filled with large and small rooms, 3 decades of debris and well, some homeless, crooks, gang peoples and, as a previous inspection revealed, some needle sharing junkies.

It has no electricity and 1/2 is underground, replete with well shafts, elevator shafts, small corridors an, junk.

What struck me the first time in there is how poor even a good lantern is at revealing the space and junk around me. I mean, it was seriously weird going underground and not being able to make out anything clearly more than about ten feet from me. So, in the morn, me and steve and todd are taking a break to go on a dungeon crawl. I will try to video the whole thing or at least portions of it. Then feed it out in the evening.

Should be fun.

Hopefully no one is there when I show up. It will be difficult to video a fight. Also, I am not sure anyone would roll initiative.

Should be fun!!!!

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


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Sorry to be negative but what was the point of this update? I don't think it really adds anything at all, all it did was get me excited when I saw it in my inbox. I guess some sort of communication is better than nothing, and if people are really clamoring for news on other kickstarters then by all means give them a plug, but if 24 of the 25 charm trees are written surely they could put a couple more spoiler charms in this update.

I have got a novel suggestion here that I seriously want you to consider and it is Shut The Friggidy Heck Up.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


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I literally cannot think of a single game in the history of this medium that failed to include character generation and did not subsequently fail itself.

Time Lord, Marvel Heroic, the Cliffhangers Indy game, a legion of other licensed games, almost every post-Wizards D&D boxed set ... all bombs. Many people didn't even know Time Lord existed, Marvel was on the market for all of a year before it disappeared, the Indy game is STILL a running gag decades later, and every single D&D box Wiz has ever put out has wound up in B&N bargain bins with a 50% off sticker.

This will bomb. But it doesn't matter, because it's not intended to sell anyway. Like often happens in business, a product exists because one voice in the top brass insists it must happen, while another insists it shouldn't, and so a half-assed compromise is assembled that is more or less politically destined to please absolutely no one and thus 'prove' the latter party's point while giving the former room to absolve themselves of responsibility for its demise.

D&D boxed sets are the Obamacare of gaming.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


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People are upset that Intellect was chosen as the stat to power super abilities?

If by "super abilities" you mean "anything special you can do outside of combat because of your noun or verb", then yes, I am very upset. In this mysterious world of endless possibilities, there is literally nothing special you can do with your Might or Speed when you're not fighting.

I guess I'm hard pressed to see that as much different from every other game I'm used to; other than using Dexterity to hit things with, I can't think of a game I've played where paranormal abilities operated off a physical attribute rather than a mental/spirtual one; the trade-off was that the physical ones had so much more overall impact in physical activities and combat (which I'd say is true even in Numenera, and even if your own offensive capabilities are Intellect based because of the way damage, initiative and avoiding attacks are done).

Brainsmarts are just so abstract, wizards have to have giant awesome spell lists to balance against fighter-types' literally 0 non-combat cool powers. In every game.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


OP titled "You're a pussy" posted:

Yes, you.

You know who you are.

My Fighter does 1.5 less points of damage a round with a short sword than with a longsword. I want balance drat it!

My Wizard sucks at combat. I need compensation!

My Thief only has 75% chance of opening locks. The Wizard has taken my stuff!

I lost my special key-ring. Get another one, loser!

But, but, i haven't got all my hit points back in 30 seconds. Suck it up dick-wad!

I need to be special. Oh, but you are, cupcake.

What a load of drivel. Pick up the dice, roll up your guy and stop loving crying. Waah, waah, waah.

That's what RPG forums look like these days.

and breathe...

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Can I use that as the introduction for my game, please?

not sure if :ironicat: posted:

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That's what RPG forums look like these days.

There's also a large contingent of He-Man wannabes who get off on being the internet tough guy. Thinking they're 'mature' because they say "gently caress" and toss around lots of insults.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Okay, this one is definitely :ironicat:

GMS posted:

Or, to put it another way: SJWs — just because you’re right, doesn’t mean that you’re NOT an rear end in a top hat. Stop driving away allies.

thefakenews
Oct 20, 2012

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I know this topic has been covered before, and naysayers are ruthlessly criticized by FFG loyalists but I have something to say and then I will give FFG one final one finger salute.

People say the new rules are better, that may be true but it is a matter of opinion. I don't think they are better but they are different. They certainly rely more on miniatures and a whole assortment of accessories which I am sure FFG will be more than happy to sell to us. As a matter of fact I am positive that this is the whole reason for the second edition.

THEY PULLED THE SAME STUNT WITH WARHAMMER FANTASY!

I love the war hammer universe, both the fantasy and 40K, but I am done being fleeced for my cash by FFG.

I let them get away with their cheesy behavior when they released all the 40k rpg's as separate books when it should have been one unified rule system for all the lines: DH, RT, OW, DW, etc, but the books were so well done and I love the setting so much I let it slide.

NOT THIS TIME!

Wizards of the Coast pulled the same stunt with D&D 4th edition, and their fan base is still punishing them for it.

FFG, you have betrayed the trust of your customers all to make a buck. There is only one price for betrayal, and that is...HAH! Scared you didn't I? I will not give you the same punishment that the emperor visits upon traitors, but for a money grubbing business it is almost as bad...I wont be handing you my money anymore. Perhaps enough other people will have the sense to do the same as me. Then your company will die the slow death of all businesses that make huge mistakes.

I am done with you.

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Libertad!
Oct 30, 2013

You can have the last word, but I'll have the last laugh!

some guy's response to Eclipse Phase's banning of MRAs posted:

So basically, “We believe all women are people, therefore we cannot agree with treating men as people. We cannot support a viewpoint that insists on attacking others and who may be driving people away from our forums, therefore we are disowning and banning all people with opposing viewpoints. Also we wrote this earlier, but we were waiting for a good public tragedy to pin on MRAs.”

You realize if they’d written this but about feminism, social media would be calling for boycotts right now and to have Rob fired.

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