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im pooping! posted:I'd like to say those machines work pretty well so you should buy it. That's a bit of a stretch...
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:True American heroes, they were. well actually 
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 http://i.imgur.com/CxBJBDk.jpg It's like heroin-Jesus, all over again. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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That dolphin is loving RIPPED.
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univbee posted:To me too. The UK went completely nuts because one of its citizens...went completely nuts and killed a bunch of people with throwing stars after an alleged ninja movie binge, so the UK government reacted in its usual way and banned all ninjas and throwing stars from being depicted in anything. Even the PC version of Shadow Warrior got a special UK edition where the throwing stars were replaced with darts. I've heard about how the UK banned all ninja stuff in the 1980s, but I never knew the real reason why. I thought it was just because they thought movies were becoming too violent and they had to quell them down. Good to know that it was kinda like what happened in the 1990s with a lot of American cartoons, like when that kid burned his trailer down and it was blamed on Beavis and Butthead, or people thinking the early Simpsons episodes were subversive because of Bart, when really they were about as edgy as kindergarten safety scissors.
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mng posted:That dolphin is loving RIPPED. Dolphin Lundgren
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Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.
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They do a lot of swimming.
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. Sometimes life imitates art. For a long time scientists couldn't figure out how dolphins swam as fast as they did. The answer turned out to be that dolphin's were just way buffer than everybody had assumed.
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. We're pretty much the only mammals that aren't ripped. Predatory animals like cats, wolves and bears have a lot of muscle. Prey animals are either agile or fast, so they need muscles too. As for close relatives? Check out this guy:  This is a chimpanzee that is so old and infirm that that its hair has fallen out. The senior citizen of chimpanzees.
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Something about a lot of our energy goes to growing and maintaining our brain versus muscle but that could be something I made up.
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I met an Australian dude who looked like a 70-year old wizard and said he had a PhD in marine mammal endocrinology. So, unless someone intelligent comes in, you're going to have to listen to my dumb anecdote. He said that dolphins are maximally adapted for survival in their climate, and literally ride the very edge of their metabolism where they retain maximal muscle mass and keep very little fat. He had all sorts of interesting things to say about their adaptation to temperatures and what it might mean for us as humans. Told me that if you really wanted to put your body in maximum energy-consumption mode, you'd get yourself cold just to the point before you're shivering, and then you burn maximal calories trying to maintain body temperature. Who knows if it's true, but FFS, this is PYF Funny Pictures, not Marine Mammal Endocrinology 101. 
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. because they're the same things as kangaroos
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Rita Repulsa posted:because they're the same things as kangaroos  Almost. jovial_cynic has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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I feel like I'm in a time warp, something something my girlfriend threatens to leave me every time I mention how ripped dolphins are but I have conviction, dammit. *we threaten to leave each other over every minor thing.
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Ewan posted:I met an Australian dude who looked like a 70-year old wizard and said he had a PhD in marine mammal endocrinology. So, unless someone intelligent comes in, you're going to have to listen to my dumb anecdote. I could have loving swore I've seen this worded almost word for word for some other topic before. Rita Repulsa posted:because they're the same things as kangaroos Ahhhh that's right. Frostwerks has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Back to content: She actually waited there until it turned green. link
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kinmik posted:Which one of you made this page? I can't tell if this is a real page or not. I mean, I looked it up on Facebook, so yeah, it's there, but I really can't tell if it's a joke page or not 
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You seriously can't tell? Well no wonder they don't know how to talk to girls, they missed the lecture!
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RatHat posted:Seriously? It's obviously a joke. I dunno, there's a hint of crazy in there....
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I dunno, there's a hint of crazy in there.... No. It is a joke page. Anyone who knows what a weeaboo is knows about other internet stuff. It is a joke. Poe's Law does not apply, because as some people may believe weird things about anime on this level, this is clearly a joke. I mean, jesus, the second comment, "what you otaku don't realize...", is that a sentence a concerned mother would create? This is an organic, 100% free range joke that is on sale for five cents a pop, certified fresh; why are you still sniffing it?
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kinmik posted:Which one of you made this page? https://www.facebook.com/SatanisAnime This one too
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. dolphins don't eat carbs
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AndyElusive posted:Can anyone tell me why dolphins are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are dolphins so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that dolphin is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about dolphins being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. You eat nothing but fish and swim all day and see what happens
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Incantus posted:Something about a lot of our energy goes to growing and maintaining our brain versus muscle but that could be something I made up. Humans are long distance runners. We chased things down until they were exhausted. A gorilla or what ever just sits around and eats easy too access food and fights other males. So I guess becoming incredibly strong was the best way of surviving. That is my uninformed opinion and I'm sticking too it. 
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Jippa posted:Humans are long distance runners. We chased things down until they were exhausted. Please do not reveal my pick up strategies.
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