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Pinche Rudo

What topics should I cover in conversation?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:09

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 15:58

Flynn Taggart

Tyler Perry

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:10

impure flutter

i am in the same boat bookmarking this thread

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:10

Pinche Rudo

I am planning to avoid Obama since it's never good to talk politics

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:12

beer pal

you gotta let her know early that youre sympathetic so you should try to find a place in the conversation to slip in that you think slavery was wrong

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:12

cruft

I think it's "black" now. Unless she was born in Africa, in which case, party on.

To answer, you should ask her about her education and hobbies and her hopes and dreams for the future. Just chill and hang.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:12

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Something everyone likes like baked potatoes or comfy shoes

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:13

beer pal

seen any good movies lately? oh, godzilla, i heard that was good. i just watched 12 years a slave the other day, boy slavery was so wrong huh?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:13

Pinche Rudo

so let's say things go well, let's say we hit it off

when will it be OK to play my Spotify Rap playlist with her?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:16

impure flutter

immediately

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:16

beer pal

risky, but as long as you visibly grimace every time someone says the n-word you should be covered

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:17

Pinche Rudo

tradechop posted:

immediately

can I sing along and use the N word?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:17

i am he

hey so do you like rap?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:17

cruft

Talk about your favorite breakfast foods.

Bonus: if you really hit it off, you know what to cook tomorrow morning.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:17

i am he

i like rap, but the more intellectual stuff like macklemore or eminem, im sure we can find some common ground tho

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:18

cruft

i am he posted:

hey so do you like rap?

I've been thinking of creating a 'post some good rap songs' thread, maybe on Monday?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:18

cruft

i am he posted:

i like rap, but the more intellectual stuff like macklemore or eminem, im sure we can find some common ground tho

Come on man, include som...

Oh I see what you did just now.

Did you guys see what he just did there?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:19

dogcrash truther

That's cool I guess but I would prefer to go on a date with an African American woman because I'm not a pedophile

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:20

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

That's cool I guess but I would prefer to go on a date with an African American woman because I'm not a pedophile

we can't all be so perfect

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:20

Pinche Rudo

i am he posted:

i like rap, but the more intellectual stuff like macklemore or eminem, im sure we can find some common ground tho

"Maybe some dilated peoples"

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:20

i am he

cruft posted:

I've been thinking of creating a 'post some good rap songs' thread, maybe on Monday?

rap is good yes

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:21

Pinche Rudo

i am he posted:

rap is good yes

Yes'm

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:30

Ace of Baes

scandal. all black girls like scandal

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nacho Destroyer posted:

scandal. all black girls like scandal

all of them?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:39

Savage For The Winjun

tell her you like her nails

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:39

Ace of Baes

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

all of them?

yeah lol

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:39

cruft

i am he posted:

i like rap, but the more intellectual stuff like macklemore or eminem, im sure we can find some common ground tho

Seriously, that was a master stroke, I hope it was intentional.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 04:44

The X-man cometh

i am he posted:

i like rap, but the more intellectual stuff like macklemore or eminem, im sure we can find some common ground tho

How do you feel about that clever Iggy Azalea?

OP, ask her where she's from and act really impressed if she says Brooklyn, the South Side, Anacostia, et.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:03

cruft

cruft posted:

Seriously, that was a master stroke, I hope it was intentional.

I might have overstated that just a little.

I made margaritas!

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:03

cruft

I forgot to say that even though I had margaritas, you're still a pretty funny guy, I am he.

I'm gonna go to bed now. I think that would be best.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:06

thewizardofshoe

good night cruft hope you enjoyed those margaritas.

mmmmmmmmmargaritas.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:07

Corn Glizzy

ask to brush her hair

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:25

Tater Tot 13: Making the best of a goon situation.

"Can I rub your head? You know.. For luck."

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:26

Reset Button

treat us like ppl smh!

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:29

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

ask her if she gets ashy

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:32

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

Reset Button posted:

treat us like ppl smh!

okay sure but the scandal thing, that's universal, right?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:33

Machai

does she have a large posterior? if not, go to the bathroom halfway through the date and leave her with the bill because it is not worth your time otherwise.

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