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DeceasedHorse
Nov 11, 2005

uPen posted:

I somehow missed this when someone recommended it so thanks. I was just looking for something to get on audible and Thirty Years War just happens to be on there!

As an bonus, the narration is also absolutely fantastic; if you are into audiobooks I definitely recommend it.

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Austria hungry was a multi-ethnic state in the same way that pre-1865civil rights movement America was a multi-ethnic state. If you're Austrian you're dandy, Hungarian less so but still okay and everyone else could go get hosed.

E: thinking about it I was way too generous with years for the US on that
The pre-civil rights US is in a league of its own. Fun fact- in the 89 years between 1877 and 1966, one (1) white man was convicted of killing a black man in the state of Georgia.

I remember in the maps thread someone posted a "United States of Greater Austria" federalist reform proposal from the early 20th century, which was apparently supported by Franz Ferdinand. Any chance of reform actually happening if he hadn't been shot?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
The United States of greater Austria was never going to happen. Besides Wikipedia painting the idea as only coming from a group of scholars near Franz rather than Franz himself, any redefinition of internal borders would have seen Hungary lose land and go "gently caress this we're out". Once Hungary goes there's really no reason for the Balkan states to stick around when given the choice of willingly submitting to Vienna or independence.

E: and this isn't even including Austria's neighbors jumping in this hypothetical to get a piece.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
If you look at the context, it's never going to happen. Everything was on fire with nationalism. Things would have been less explosive if the Czech would have gotten the same status as the Hungarians, but that would have meant a substantial change in the way as to how the state would have to organize politically and in terms of administration. E.g. no more Cis-and Transleithania, everything redrawn and re-negotiated. One has to wonder how that might have turned out if you look at the way day to day business was handled in the parliament.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

The Dutch still do it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo8DlBkSW_w

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.
That snare drummer is just thinking to himself, there's got to be a better way to do this.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
It's January 1626 and one company in the regiment I'm currently studying is mutinying. The Captain sent the Lieutenant down to talk to them.

"Brothers," he said, "I hear that you are making yourselves disagreeable, and you do not want to go on, which is why you do not want to follow the flag any more." At which they answered that they wanted money. "What money?" said the Lieutenant.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

HEY GAL posted:

It's January 1626 and one company in the regiment I'm currently studying is mutinying. The Captain sent the Lieutenant down to talk to them.

"Brothers," he said, "I hear that you are making yourselves disagreeable, and you do not want to go on, which is why you do not want to follow the flag any more." At which they answered that they wanted money. "What money?" said the Lieutenant.

I'm sure that went over well.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'm sure that went over well.
The company is convinced the captain just got their month's pay in and is failing to distribute it, but it's equally possible the rumor is wrong and they just don't have anything right now/ever.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

One of the things that seems to float around a lot about soldiers in that era is a reliance on the potential of looting/booty as a financial incentive for sticking around through the tough times. I'm curious if you could comment on this at all. Was it a real thing that had to be reckoned with as a source of even semi-regular income, or the sort of crazy windfall that someone might get once in a campaign if they were lucky?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

One of the things that seems to float around a lot about soldiers in that era is a reliance on the potential of looting/booty as a financial incentive for sticking around through the tough times. I'm curious if you could comment on this at all. Was it a real thing that had to be reckoned with as a source of even semi-regular income, or the sort of crazy windfall that someone might get once in a campaign if they were lucky?
On paper the pay's good (unless you work for France, because it's Richelieu's explicit and deliberate policy to say he's going to pay his soldiers and then withhold everything except basic subsistence levels of support), but that's on paper. In real life, you will frequently not make enough to eat (let alone your life partner/wife and children) if you don't steal food from others. Since those others are already scraping against the carrying capacity of the region since they're peasants or whatever, that means Plan A is war crimes.

Short answer: definitely, but as to what the individual is likely to get, that probably varies by person, campaign, and region; an area that's already been campaigned over is poo poo to go into again, for instance, and you can damage your enemies' armies by forcing them into such a region and waiting for them either to starve or to desert to you.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jun 6, 2014

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

HEY GAL posted:

On paper the pay's good (unless you work for France, because it's Richelieu's explicit and deliberate policy to say he's going to pay his soldiers and then withhold everything except basic subsistence levels of support), but that's on paper. In real life, you will frequently not make enough to eat if you don't steal food from others. Since those others are already scraping against the carrying capacity of the region since they're peasants or whatever, that means Plan A is war crimes.

Under such circumstances, how was becoming a mercenary viewed socially amongst the peasants? I mean, on one hand, you're becoming one of the evil bastards who looted and pillaged the family farm. On the other hand, you and those you protect have a better chance of not starving. Were they considered traitors of a sort, or were they just thought of as people who jumped on a good opportunity?

By the way, thanks for the book recommendations from earlier - my backlog's gotten that much thicker now.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tomn posted:

Under such circumstances, how was becoming a mercenary viewed socially amongst the peasants?
Well, if they catch you and your comrades without escort they will try to torture you to death, so...

And the people in the rolls I've looked at that gave their occupation are members of the city-dwelling artisanate class, so I think the peasants are unlikely to become soldiers anyway--those rolls date from the '80s, but although we have many many fewer rolls from earlier, Geoffrey Hanlon's work on the Duke of Parma's army in '35 more or less corroborates that.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

HEY GAL posted:

Well, if they catch you and your comrades without escort they will try to torture you to death, so...

And the people in the rolls I've looked at that gave their occupation are members of the city-dwelling artisanate class, so I think the peasants are unlikely to become soldiers anyway--those rolls date from the '80s, but although we have many many fewer rolls from earlier, Geoffrey Hanlon's work on the Duke of Parma's army in '35 more or less corroborates that.

That's interesting. Do you have any idea why artisans seem so prone to become mercenaries? Cities provide centralized recruiting centers for a mercenary company on the move, and they prefer people who can afford to provide part of their own equipment, or something?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tomn posted:

That's interesting. Do you have any idea why artisans seem so prone to become mercenaries? Cities provide centralized recruiting centers for a mercenary company on the move, and they prefer people who can afford to provide part of their own equipment, or something?
No idea. I do know that it argues against the old cliche that the only reason you'd do this is if you were forced into it by desperation.

And you don't provide your own equipment any more, the colonel/captain/quartermaster will have subcontracted for it. (The hilarious thing about this is that the officers are also sinking massive amounts of their own resources into this thing.)

Micr0chiP
Mar 17, 2007
For those asking for cannon balls manufacturing i saw this video of Time Team were they try and replicate how they made them in the 16th century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjfiXw6me0A&t=1594s

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

HEY GAL posted:

No idea. I do know that it argues against the old cliche that the only reason you'd do this is if you were forced into it by desperation.

And you don't provide your own equipment any more, the colonel/captain/quartermaster will have subcontracted for it. (The hilarious thing about this is that the officers are also sinking massive amounts of their own resources into this thing.)

Does mercenary service present an opportunity for social mobility or a good job prospect for surplus sons that aren't going to be able to inherit the family business, or whatever?

Just spitballing, but maybe your average dirt digging peasant is worth too much to his family as labor, while having a couple of surplus kids join the local mercenary company represents a good way to potentially bootstrap a city or town-dwelling family from semi-prosperous artisan to semi-wealthy notable?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

Does mercenary service present an opportunity for social mobility or a good job prospect for surplus sons that aren't going to be able to inherit the family business, or whatever?
Maybe. A bunch of the officers that show up in the things I read aren't noble. (For instance, the Oberst of that dude who committed suicide a few posts back isn't, even though the Feldsherr who wrote the death report keeps referring to him as though he were, the snob. Edit: He got the dead man's name wrong, too. Poor fucker shot himself and his last run-in with history was to have that guy get his name wrong on the report.)

Until things start ossifying at the very end of the century, you have a chance of making it good as just some random dude. (The national military academy is an attempt to forestall this.)

quote:

Just spitballing, but maybe your average dirt digging peasant is worth too much to his family as labor, while having a couple of surplus kids join the local mercenary company represents a good way to potentially bootstrap a city or town-dwelling family from semi-prosperous artisan to semi-wealthy notable?
I dunno, really. One of my advisors thinks it's dudes who wouldn't have been able to get into a guild (like yeah, second sons and poo poo) seeking other things to do with their lives.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jun 6, 2014

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Tomn posted:

That's interesting. Do you have any idea why artisans seem so prone to become mercenaries? Cities provide centralized recruiting centers for a mercenary company on the move, and they prefer people who can afford to provide part of their own equipment, or something?

Is the guild system an issue at that time? I'd imagine you get alot of people trained at occupation X, but they can't open up a shop and have to make do with something.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I'm sure it's been asked and answered in these thread before, but Hegel, what's your job that you're looking through this stuff all the time? Translating and possibly digitizing archive material?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

PittTheElder posted:

I'm sure it's been asked and answered in these thread before, but Hegel, what's your job that you're looking through this stuff all the time? Translating and possibly digitizing archive material?
Working on my dissertation.

Edit: Working title: The Army Of Fuckups And The Spanish Road

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

HEY GAL posted:

Working on my dissertation.

Edit: Working title: The Army Of Fuckups And The Spanish Road

You need to make the real title a Kelly's Heroes reference.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Cyrano4747 posted:

You need to make the real title a Kelly's Heroes reference.

Tilly's Heroes: "What money?"

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
So if I had to come up with an analogy for being a merc in the early modern, it'd be like somebody crashing your house party, eating all your food, drinking all your drink, kicking your pets, making a huge mess and refusing to help clean it up. And you can't kick them up because who the gently caress brings a gun to a party.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

So if I had to come up with an analogy for being a merc in the early modern, it'd be like somebody crashing your house party, eating all your food, drinking all your drink, kicking your pets, making a huge mess and refusing to help clean it up. And you can't kick them up because who the gently caress brings a gun to a party.

And the worst part? He's unemployed. When he has work, he does the same thing, except he brings his friends, too.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I thought of dropping by RGASPI's online shitheap of a database, picking up a few docs, slapping together a D-Day special.

Man, have they grown, I gave up after 3 hours. I'll do the rest next year. Enjoy.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Speaking of which, when was the last time an army crossed the Channel and landed on hostile ground successfully? I can't think of any English examples since 1066 (glorious revolution was naval only I think?)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
The last time? Well that'd be 1944 I reckon.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

nothing to seehere posted:

Speaking of which, when was the last time an army crossed the Channel and landed on hostile ground successfully? I can't think of any English examples since 1066 (glorious revolution was naval only I think?)

:what:

I . . . have to be missing something here, but I've re-read it ten times.

To answer, 1944.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I think he's looking for the last time someone crossed the channel successfully TO England but that's outta my expertise :v:.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Cyrano4747 posted:

:what:

I . . . have to be missing something here, but I've re-read it ten times.

To answer, 1944.

I meant before 1944, obviously. I posted directly after a link saying D-day was an unprecedented historical feat, so I obviously am asking how unprecedented.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Oh then 1815 when Wellington crossed to end napoleon's hundred days.

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
Speaking of invasion retrospectives, I live in Saipan, and the Battle of Saipan was seventy years ago this month. I edited the original short documentary of the invasion by inserting some film of Saipan today.

Sylphid
Aug 3, 2012
I imagine English armies landed in hostile French territory all the time during the Hundred Years' War.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

nothing to seehere posted:

I meant before 1944, obviously. I posted directly after a link saying D-day was an unprecedented historical feat, so I obviously am asking how unprecedented.

If I had to guess, the unprecedented bit was both the scale and size of the invasion and more importantly the fact that it was invading a section of beach that was actually defended. While there have been plenty of successful cross-channel armies and war parties for a drat long time, I can't think of that many major ones who met defenders while getting off the boats.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
We were talking about the Hapsburgs earlier: this one is actually rocking the look. She's recognizably a member of the House of Hapsburg, but she's not, you know, Hapsperging out. The effect is rather cute.

Isabella Clara Eugenia of Spain, daughter of Phillip II.

quote:

Her father, Philip II, was reportedly overjoyed at her birth and declared himself to be happier on the occasion than he would have been at the birth of a son... While Philip II is frequently characterized as having been cold and unaffectionate towards his offspring, there exist numerous letters addressed from him to his daughters which contain evidence of a deep attachment between them, each letter lovingly signed "Your good father".

Isabella was also the only person whom Philip permitted to help him with his work, sorting his papers and translating Italian documents into the Spanish language for him. Isabella remained close to her father until his death on 13 September 1598, and served as his primary caretaker during the last three years of his life, when he was plagued by gout and frequent illness.
Awwww.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Her sister looked even better, if we can believe the portrait.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Wow attractive Hapsburgs who knew? though we have to keep in mind they paid artists a poo poo load to get their good side so to speak.

Speaking of over sea invasions, I'm reading up about the late Revolutionary and early Napoleonic Wars basics again and it is scary to almost hilarious how many times Ireland was either invaded with a small scale French raiding force or almost seriously invaded by a proper threat.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Tomn posted:

If I had to guess, the unprecedented bit was both the scale and size of the invasion and more importantly the fact that it was invading a section of beach that was actually defended. While there have been plenty of successful cross-channel armies and war parties for a drat long time, I can't think of that many major ones who met defenders while getting off the boats.

The key difference was they had telephone wires and railroads in the 1940s, meaning that any landing is going to be contested and ideally pushed back into the sea.

Earlier warfare also had less elaborate supply lines.

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Phobophilia posted:

The key difference was they had telephone wires and railroads in the 1940s, meaning that any landing is going to be contested and ideally pushed back into the sea.

Earlier warfare also had less elaborate supply lines.

Didn't one of the French kings successfully land an invasion on Albion's shores in the 1200s? My vague recollection is that he was trying to install his own claimant, but was bought off while besieging London.

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