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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

bump_fn posted:

hahaha branch D gently caress you drakengard. i need all weapons. this had better end the way i think it will or ill be disappointed.

Nier does that too but it has way fewer weapons so its not as bad.

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NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Nintendo's Wii U digital deluxe promotion owns. Had $20 in eshop credit from buying poo poo on Wii U. Used it to buy Tomodachi Life on 3DS.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

saucepanman posted:

new close combat is out, yay or nay

The last one they did was new instead of a remake and turned out really good, and the bloody first looks great too but its a new engine so I'm wary

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

Nintendo's Wii U digital deluxe promotion owns. Had $20 in eshop credit from buying poo poo on Wii U. Used it to buy Tomodachi Life on 3DS.

how is mii sims? i played the demo and it seemed neat but does it get deeper or anything?

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert
hahaha there is already watchdogs DLC when the game is a loving dumpster fire

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Glans Dillzig posted:

hahaha there is already watchdogs DLC when the game is a loving dumpster fire

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

corn in the bible posted:

The last one they did was new instead of a remake and turned out really good, and the bloody first looks great too but its a new engine so I'm wary

maaaaan. slitherine why do have you to price your stuff so ridiculously high?

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

gently caress you this wound is still very fresh to me you rear end in a top hat


anyone else think witcher 3 gerald is starting to look like snake.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
i am the worst ursa

ursa and lycan are not fun to play when inebriated even though ursa is right click king

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 349 days!
stop playing jrpgs and play pathologic instead

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

saucepanman posted:

i am the worst ursa

ursa and lycan are not fun to play when inebriated even though ursa is right click king

*picks omni @ u*

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

wesley snypes posted:

stop playing jrpgs and play pathologic instead

i read the wikipedia article, sounds awesome

whens it gonna be on steam

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

hubris.height posted:

gently caress you this wound is still very fresh to me you rear end in a top hat


anyone else think witcher 3 gerald is starting to look like snake.

always aim to be peak old man

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

hubris.height posted:

anyone else think witcher 3 gerald is starting to look like snake.

idk about that, but i guess cdpr hasn't learned their lesson about changing geralt's face from witcher 2

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
more polygons = gently caress we need to make him look more badass now

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

saucepanman posted:

i am the worst ursa

ursa and lycan are not fun to play when inebriated even though ursa is right click king

pick shadow fiend

i am godlike on him when drunk for some reason

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

computer parts posted:

pick shadow fiend

i am godlike on him when drunk for some reason

there was one on the other team :negative:


also yodzilla got drive to hell and bought the coin doubler because i love your cacodemon designs (the other enemies are kinda meh though). the game is p.fun but you should throw in some yospos catchphrases for the dude. also the main screen logo is great, you got a good artist. you should probably up the coin drop rate for people though

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

Nier does that too but it has way fewer weapons so its not as bad.

i made the mistake of getting all the weapons prior to ending a, and the secondary mistake of not just reloading after ending c to go do ending d. at the very least i found out you can bull through that half of the game in like an hour if oyu know exactly what your doing and skip every cutscene/dialogue possible

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

wesley snypes posted:

stop playing jrpgs and play pathologic instead

I feel like it's not a game to play when it's sunny outside. isn't only one of the characters fully translated too

icepick was going to do a kickstarter to re-release it, what happened there

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
they made that other crazy game of theirs

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
every one of their games is loving nuts

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Glans Dillzig posted:

hahaha there is already watchdogs DLC when the game is a loving dumpster fire
it was fun when the new tomb raider had like 20 multiplayer-only dlcs still being released when the multi died in the first week after release

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

good game name

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Glans Dillzig posted:

hahaha there is already watchdogs DLC when the game is a loving dumpster fire

game is selling like nuts so yeah no poo poo there is

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
I rarely buy games on launch but I absolutely refuse if they have day-one dlc

why not just wait for the $20 GOTY edition at Christmas

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Liver Disaster posted:

always aim to be peak old man

im aiming to collect every weapon in drakengarde which branches have you finished ld

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
maybe now people will finally realize gaming reviewers are paid shills and stop buying lovely slop like watchdogs?

lol no

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
it sold like 4 million copies, game reviewers or not

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Blackula69 posted:

I rarely buy games on launch but I absolutely refuse if they have day-one dlc

why not just wait for the $20 GOTY edition at Christmas

all AAA games have day one dlc because it was developed during the bug fixing stage, hths

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

anyone play lifeless planet? the trailer made it seem like an OK game to waste a few hours with

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
i saw a bit of it on a GB UPF and it seemed alright, the atmosphere is pretty good.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

stoutfish posted:

all AAA games have day one dlc because it was developed during the bug fixing stage, hths
this explains why AAA games are bug-filled pieces of poo poo. thanks

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

saucepanman posted:

maaaaan. slitherine why do have you to price your stuff so ridiculously high?

At least Close Combat is still cheaper than everything Gary Grigsby makes, I guess.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Space-Pope posted:

this explains why AAA games are bug-filled pieces of poo poo. thanks

yeah, those level designers and artists should immediately start fixing the C++ as soon as they're content locked

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

pseudorandom name posted:

yeah, those level designers and artists should immediately start fixing the C++ as soon as they're content locked
right, bugs never involve the design of a level or the art assets. and thank goodness new content never requires a programmer either

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
also lol if u hire an artist or designer that cant competently code either. game studios need to be organized like treasure

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
just hire like 80 dudes who can each program or art a little, it stacks up

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
very rarely do companies take content that was intended to be in the base game and sell it as dlc (mass effect 3)

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
What art are we talking about? Watch Dogs has some of the most clinical, lifeless recreations of real-life objects that I know of. It's like they hired a machine drafter to model their train tracks, bollards, and weird boxy art installations and then said "those are some snazzy traffic lights, why don't you go ahead and do Aiden's chin, too."

Compared to the cities of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, say, it's pretty pathetic how unimaginative they were.

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


at the date posted:

What art are we talking about? Watch Dogs has some of the most clinical, lifeless recreations of real-life objects that I know of. It's like they hired a machine drafter to model their train tracks, bollards, and weird boxy art installations and then said "those are some snazzy traffic lights, why don't you go ahead and do Aiden's chin, too."

Compared to the cities of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, say, it's pretty pathetic how unimaginative they were.

except dxhr is also a badgame :can:

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