one of my students wrong a poem about white privilege

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nutranurse posted:

its such a lazy rhyme tho/
pairing son with son just makes you seem slow

not that i expect much from goons/
the average gbs post could be made by a baboon

it's such a lazy rhyme... hey!
pairing son with son just makes you seem gay

not that i expect much from nutranurse
nutrinurse? more like nutter-in-arse

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:04

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 02:06

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

slant rhymes count i guess

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Das Boo posted:

My rear end is red.
My dick is white.
My balls are blue.

-Das Boo 06/07/2014

Holla holla holla
Suck a dick for a dolla
YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Lord Byron

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:33

GotDonuts: Apr 28, 2008; Karbohydrate Kitteh

I pull your mom all the loving time,
Just the other day she sucked my dick for a dime,
Now she blowing up my phone but I aint got the time,
To keep pumpin that bitch full of my slime.

Am I doing it right?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

GotDonuts posted:

I pull your mom all the loving time,
Just the other day she sucked my dick for a dime,
Now she blowing up my phone but I aint got the time,
To keep pumpin that bitch full of my slime.

Am I doing it right?

no. shut up

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:01

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Wayside Bazaar posted:

vampire weekend song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUQ-OBazbc

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:03

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

tentative8e8op posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUQ-OBazbc

this is what vampires listen to? No wonder we want to kill them

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:05

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Wayside Bazaar posted:

vampire weekend song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhdqfX44zUM

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:45

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

poietry more like BLOWETRY
quote thsi if u agree

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:48

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Poetry, pottery, plagiarism, parlor tricks.
Everyone you know sucks a bag of dicks.

Stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:39

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

tentative8e8op posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhdqfX44zUM

is the reason house moms want to gently caress vampires because they are faggots?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:41

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

gently caress the oxford comma :mad:

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:56

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Wayside Bazaar posted:

vampire weekend song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHljPP-4Z4g

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:59

Padical: Nov 29, 2004

Ilikedirt posted:

poietry more like BLOWETRY
quote thsi if u agree

s'nice

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:02

Spatula City: Oct 21, 2010; LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Trade-Offs

I look at the Mexicans, and I feel angry.
Look at them with their tortillas
their pi�atas
their sombreros
their quincea�eras
their goddamn Taco Bell.
What do I have?
NOTHING

I look at the Italians, and I get furious.
Look at them with their spaghetti
their opera
their wine
their mafia culture
their loving awesome dancing and fistpumping.
What do I have?
NOT A GODDAMN THING

I look at the Injuns, and I shake with rage.
Look at them with their peace pipes
their teepees
their wampum
their proud warrior culture
their motherfucking casinos.
What do I have?
DIDDLY SQUAT

They say I have privilege, but what does that matter
when I have no culture?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:17

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Ilikedirt posted:

poietry more like BLOWETRY
quote thsi if u agree

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:21

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

As a baby, family wipes your rear end.
As a man, you wipe your rear end.
As an old man, who will wipe your rear end?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:40

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

Zombie Boat posted:

As a baby, family wipes your rear end.
As a man, you wipe your rear end.
As an old man, who will wipe your rear end?

probably the coast guard.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:41

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Yivgev posted:

gently caress the oxford comma

uh well sorry you're averse to writing in a clear and easy to read way lol

e: :ironicat:

I know

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:42

GPF: Jul 20, 2000; Kidney Buddies; Oven Wrangler

A Po-em by GPF, Esquire
Age 6

The Universe is awash with gas.
The gas condenses to an ash.
The ash becomes a system, hot
with fire and fusion and a lot

of heavy atoms spinning round
following physics that expound
in laws that say what will occur
atomic laws that must concur

the heavy things go down and all
the lighter things float up to call
all like things to them as is right
and darkness splits itself from light

So as the darkness splits from light
and unseen powers rule the night
so white is light is right is shown
and darkness eats its very own

The visible and hidden know
that everything that's right will glow
and evil, tar, and ugliness
is built into the true darkness.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:53

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Zombie Boat posted:

As a baby, family wipes your rear end.
As a man, you wipe your rear end.
As an old man, who will wipe your rear end?

a nurse. if I have the money to pay her.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:58

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Don't look now, but I'm in you.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Zombie Boat posted:

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Don't look now, but I'm in you.

stop teasing me!

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:00

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Wayside Bazaar posted:

vampire weekend song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptQ8nb-PhuI

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:10

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

a hole-y ghost posted:

uh well sorry you're averse to writing in a clear and easy to read way lol

e: I know

sorry you're gay :cool:

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:34

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Yivgev posted:

sorry you're gay

I'm sorry he's not
:wink:

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:35

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Race Relations

White man

walks like

this...

Black man

walks like

THIS!

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:40

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Black on White

"We must secure the existence of our people
and a future for White Children"
I watch
Black muscles straining with passion
Black buttocks glistening with sweat
Black man loving my (white) wife

"Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman
must not perish from the earth"
He moans
as his mighty black cock
shoots long streams of white cum
like a throbbing veiny Maxim gun

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:51

mmmm: Jul 26, 2010; hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?

this thread explains why poetry slams never work

uh

"dumbass" is the best translation for "berk"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:51

myshl0ng: Feb 19, 2011; ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

White is might and might is right.

Faggots.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 15:27

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Wayside Bazaar posted:

vampire weekend song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC61pxA2TsY

# ? Jun 8, 2014 15:32

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

But Italians are white? idgi.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 15:36

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Nostrum posted:

and umm, i think he's going to fail because they used the oxford comma too extensively:

code:

"the mexicans have their tacos, salsa, and thanks to taco bell chalupa/
the italians have their pasta, wine, and according to tv fist pumps and dancing/
the native americans have their pow wows, peace pipes, and tee pees/
what do i have? ellis island has no room for me."

You are a dick! Not a bad poem and you'll fail him for using too much commas? rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 8, 2014 16:09

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

don't be a square op, it's only poetry class. who cares?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 16:59

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

Nostrum posted:

lol he just emailed me based on my last suggestion with this:

you should send him feedback explaining why you too ignorant to realize that 21st century poetry might be different from 20th century poem for some reason i dunno maybe something changed i just can't think of what it is gently caress

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:02

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

make him tell you his name is Toby, too OP, while you're at it

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:24

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

This personal expression isn't fit for market! If the King finds out one of my students has wrong a poem he'll have my head!

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:30

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

nomadologique posted:

i literally loving hate this thread

same here, if only I could strike it dead...

Morkyz fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 8, 2014

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:33

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no one is sending white people to black countries
or white people to asian countries
so why is it okay for them
to come to ours

immigration is genocide

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:42

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 02:06

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Broniki posted:

no one is sending white people to black countries
or white people to asian countries
so why is it okay for them
to come to ours

immigration is genocide

namaste

# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:54

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