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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Zachary Nixon Johnson


Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

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Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


I thought the answer was gonna be that if he was locked there overnight, why was the door into the back office locked? :saddowns:

Youremother fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Jun 9, 2014

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Youremother posted:

I thought the answer was gonna be that if he was locked there overnight, why was the door into the back office locked? :downsad:

That's what I would have thought too.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
After three hours handcuffed who wouldn't just try to fit into a little corner to relieve himself?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I thought it was going to be that he wouldn't have been standing after a night of yelling for release.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
I thought the answer was he was within arms reach of a phone, so why not call for help. Though, looking at the third panel, that doesn't work. Stupid perspective.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Those assumptions are not nearly baseless enough.

As an Initiate of the Fifth Circle of the Hermetic Guardians of the Wadjet, Mr. Fenwick should easily have been able to transmute or transpose the handcuffs, since they were not fashioned from True Gold. He has also dismissed his homonculus, because bonded creations of blood magic are incapable of telling a lie.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Does anyone here have a child of suitable age that they would subject to reading inspector insano for a week or two? I'd genuinely be interested to know what their solution would be and how they react to the real answer.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Ugh. I once sat through the entirety of swap.avi on a dare and I could only manage one minute and thirty-one seconds of that awful Gilchrist shitfest.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man



Prince Valiant



Miss Jones, Baby



Phantom Classic



Big Ben Bolt

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Mandrake the Magician (1942-02-15 and 1942-02-22)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic

"Take my wife, please!" - Henny Youngman, Native Bangallan Warrior

I also find the "spanking of naughty adult women" theme in Classic Phantom charming.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Geez suddenly he's middle-aged boy.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy


Are we talking Rex Morgan or Judge Parker levels of free money?

Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


This writing just oozes off the page, doesn't it?

Pibgorn

Another panel to add to the Pibgorn facepalm archive.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz



But... there *are* air bubbles.

The real explanation is that Mrs. BB remained in the house, at the crime scene, as Inspector Danger left. She confessed after being caught in the act, attempting to remove her fingerprints.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Tunicate posted:

But... there *are* air bubbles.

The real explanation is that Mrs. BB remained in the house, at the crime scene, as Inspector Danger left. She confessed after being caught in the act, attempting to remove her fingerprints.
You also only produce bubbles while breathing out, and unless he was hyperventilating, that's a completely reasonable amount of water to have bubble-free above him.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


Scary Aliens is one of my favorite films.

The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Allen Wren posted:

A couple more Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll, I hope people dig this.




I'm not sure what I think of it, the tiny pixelated lettering is hard to read so I've been attempting to read one panel and then scrolling past.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Cow and Boy

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Dorothy's gonna throw a punch in a minute or two...

Non Sequitur



Weird.

Heavenly Nostrils



Password protection. Yes, you could password protect a magic spell.

Kliban



Uh, ok? In relation to "humble pie", I suppose? :psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 6/9/2003



Whatever.

Zits



teens_and_their_texting_amirite.jpg :rolleyes:

Kevin & Kell



What? And that stupid "flying" thing again... :argh:



:3: This is the first time I've seen Nemi sporting a pony tail.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac at least it isn't sharpie.


The Creeps is surprisingly supportive today!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 21, 1927)



Peanuts gives us the annual ritual. (June 12, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean asks the magical question "Wait, didn't we have other plotlines before Holly and the comic books?"



Popeye



The Sea Hag must have met Karl Rove. That'd shake anyone's confidence.

Rip Haywire

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

Are we talking Rex Morgan or Judge Parker levels of free money?

See it's totally cool for Warbucks to blatantly bribe a government official to get exactly what he wants irregardless of anyone along the chain of commands' wishes because

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pidmon posted:

See it's totally cool for Warbucks to blatantly bribe a government official to get exactly what he wants irregardless of anyone along the chain of commands' wishes because

... because he's Oliver Warbucks and removing obstacles by sheer force of money is what he does.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Is he just drawing porn now?

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club





If it weren't for the lovely understanding of global warming, these'd be some fun little "beat the heat!" comics.

also: President Putin, Professional Potatoid-man

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

goatface posted:

Is he just drawing porn now?

Has he never NOT been drawing porn?

Monty







Mike du Jour





Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Selachian posted:

... because he's Oliver Warbucks and removing obstacles by sheer force of money is what he does.

I'd like to second this and also mock Pidmon for saying "irregardless."

Berger & Wyse


Tom Gauld


Rarebit Fiend


I was going to post some more but imgur keeps mixing mine up with a bunch of videogame screencaps.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Julet Esqu posted:

Miss Jones, Baby


That mom is going to a lot of trouble to get her son laid. Look at 'em Go Comix!

Pooch Café


Ok, so the polar opposite of the angriest dog in the world is apparently Tails. Good to know.

Ballard Street


Randy. Randy. Society agrees to certain covenants in the name of harmony. You are allowed to people-watch, but you are expected to make it less obvious by wearing dark glasses.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The cult periodically resurfaces in the Cute & Adorable thread in PYF.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yeah, but Randy is using opera glasses. This allows the objects of his observation to believe they have succeeded in their lifelong operatic aspirations.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



:golfclap:



He's right, it is a word.



I wish Jane's World was always like this, because the stuff that's actually about Jane I really like.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Tiggum posted:

I wish Jane's World was always like this, because the stuff that's actually about Jane I really like.

I wish it would see a single plot point to its conclusion. I can't remember the last thing that was actually fully resolved in Jane's World.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears

Well, to be fair Jill completely jinxed herself there.

The Dinette Set

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Let's get caught up with Howard the Duck.



hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Mr. Squishy posted:

I was going to post some more but imgur keeps mixing mine up with a bunch of videogame screencaps.

I've been having the same problem. It's like you upload your stuff, and only half of it appears in the album, along with other people's uploads. I've gotten Russian GTA knockoffs and Sailor Moon screencaps mixed in with mine.

Ardeem posted:

I'm not sure what I think of it, the tiny pixelated lettering is hard to read so I've been attempting to read one panel and then scrolling past.

Yeah, the early scans are pretty terrible. Here's one from some time later:

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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
Pearls from History

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