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quote:Keeps Using Stalin For Stalling I give this story a truthfulness of [number].
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 04:56 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:05 |
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Archives are back! Angry Bee Dance's Helldump. and the original thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3061239&userid=145252
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:08 |
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Tunicate posted:I give this story a truthfulness of [number]. Totally happened to me, but with Hitler instead of Stalin. And with hate instead of love.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:11 |
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Paladinus posted:Totally happened to me, but with Hitler instead of Stalin. And with hate instead of love. So did you receive a [highest mark]?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:08 |
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jodai posted:So did you receive a [highest mark]? No, but a nazi sympathiser did receive a [fail grade].
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:14 |
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Of all the stupid poo poo that gets censored in these why does [highest grade] get censored? At least other times it's kind of inane but it makes some sense that you don't want people finding out you work at a McDonalds in Texas or whatever. But what harm is it that people know that you get an A? Or is it in like a foreign country where the grading system is different so they don't want people knowing which one?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 07:31 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Of all the stupid poo poo that gets censored in these why does [highest grade] get censored? At least other times it's kind of inane but it makes some sense that you don't want people finding out you work at a McDonalds in Texas or whatever. But what harm is it that people know that you get an A? Or is it in like a foreign country where the grading system is different so they don't want people knowing which one? They already say it's the UK in the topbar, though.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 07:35 |
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The top grade in the UK is an A*. I can see how this would be confusing.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 07:55 |
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How could any rational human being believe Stalin was great, let alone be "very open" about it. These losers aren't even trying to make their stories believable any more. I just noticed this on not always learning: quote:7. Are your stories real?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 08:00 |
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Did that John Galt story ever make it through the filter?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 12:45 |
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sharktamer posted:How could any rational human being believe Stalin was great, let alone be "very open" about it. These losers aren't even trying to make their stories believable any more. I had an history teacher in "community college" who was a pretty big Stalin fan. These people exist, no doubt about it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 12:55 |
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Missing Name posted:Did that John Galt story ever make it through the filter? I don't need to look to know that it didn't make it. It was taken from one of the most famous novels of the 20th century. It has the phrase "Who is John Galt?" in it, used in the way that the characters in the novel use it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 14:18 |
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FrozenVent posted:I had an history teacher in "community college" who was a pretty big Stalin fan. These people exist, no doubt about it. I used to be a pretty big Stalin fan but then I turned 15. I like to think Red Alert had something to do with it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 14:41 |
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My little brother (who's about 20) is always telling me the latest stories of one of his friends he met on loving deviantart who's supposedly like a married lesbian cop in Germany. Every story of hers he tells me reeks of STDH.txt, including classics as "belligerent rear end in a top hat yelling his close-minded opinions into the public" & "gay hero of the story delivers a speech that causes nearby population to clap simultaneously". He's an idiot, & believes every story she tells.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 18:40 |
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Are married lesbians such a problem in Germany that they need extra cops specifically for them?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:07 |
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Atmus posted:Are married lesbians such a problem in Germany that they need extra cops specifically for them? It's a subdivision of .
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:45 |
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the-unpopular-opinions posted:
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:51 |
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This
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:58 |
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Stolen from the schadenfreude thread:
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 02:16 |
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Who even says "Male Tears" it doesn't even flow as a phrase.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 09:25 |
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It's a Tumblr SJW thing. That and MRA forums aren't really STDH so much as childish people saying stupid things. Content: Yup, truly every young man's dream posted:So Saturday night, myself and a few good buds are out at a trendy bar going through our usual routine: 1) drink, 2) goof off, 3) "spit game" at cute girls, and 4) dance like idiots. 9 times out of 10, this routine ends with three or four of us dudes eating torso-sized pizza slices and passing out in someone's living room with a Netflix movie on. I'm fine with that result, and had no intention of ending the night in any other way. On this Saturday night, however, there happened to be an absolutely gorgeous girl at the bar who, miraculously, was quite receptive to my version of steps 3 and 4. We took shots, talked about work, and even got sweaty together on the dance floor. At around 1 AM we exchanged numbers and agreed to get drinks later in the week. I then excused myself momentarily to go to the bathroom...
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 10:55 |
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FrozenVent posted:Stolen from the schadenfreude thread: I remember this joke from bash.org! Also that teacher has lovely handwriting and apparently grades with one of those huge sharpies.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 12:21 |
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ibntumart posted:It's a Tumblr SJW thing. That and MRA forums aren't really STDH so much as childish people saying stupid things. Christ this reads like one of those retarded green text stories from 4chan only without the benefit of it being brief and to the point.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 13:06 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:I remember this joke from bash.org! Also that teacher has lovely handwriting and apparently grades with one of those huge sharpies. And keeps a stack of fast food restaurant applications on hand. You know, just in case.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 13:22 |
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That's the only part of that story I believe: I also have lovely handwriting and grade with a fat sharpie. Although I use red.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 13:40 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:I remember this joke from bash.org! Also that teacher has lovely handwriting and apparently grades with one of those huge sharpies. And has the same handwriting as whoever wrote "Lol_Pics" in the upper left.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 14:40 |
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While we're on academic STDH:
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 04:58 |
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ibntumart posted:While we're on academic STDH: If <name redacted> turned out to be Orly Taitz, I could believe the veracity of this claim, tbh.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 12:10 |
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ibntumart posted:While we're on academic STDH: I totally believe this because I had a prof who gave us a very stern warning to never put her as a reference unless she already granted it, and that she would gladly trash talk you if she got an unexpected reference call.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 21:33 |
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Toriori posted:I totally believe this because I had a prof who gave us a very stern warning to never put her as a reference unless she already granted it, and that she would gladly trash talk you if she got an unexpected reference call. Over the phone is one thing, in writing is asking to get sued / disciplined. Personally I have a hard time buying that a university prof with a J.D., when threatened with a lawsuit, wouldn't just refer the threatening party to the legal department.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 21:38 |
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A recommendation letter is not at all the same as a reference call, though. That letter is pure STDH. Maybe the professor wrote it, then crumpled it up and threw it away, but that's as far as it ever would have gone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 21:41 |
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Even if the student doesn't deserve a good reference, that letter is needlessly harsh. But I can definitely believe that happened because some academic types can be smug dickholes towards their students.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 12:25 |
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FrozenVent posted:Personally I have a hard time buying that a university prof with a J.D., when threatened with a lawsuit, wouldn't just refer the threatening party to the legal department. Or at least not write a letter including a bunch of "he said/she said" fact statements that the student could dispute the truth of in a libel claim. (But mostly what you said.)
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:07 |
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I couldn't sleep last night, so I started browsing through the "PYF moment of What the Christ?!" thread. Although there are quite a few STDH, this one caught my attention:Death Dealer posted:I've got a story similar to that, since the last fight I was in was back in 8th grade of High School. I'm generally one of the nicest and least temperamental people you're likely to meet, but on this particular day I was having an incredibly poo poo day and I was only 2 periods in. I'm in Gym class, generally trying to mind my own business and this kid walks up to me and tries to start more poo poo. DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 15:25 |
Non Serviam posted:I couldn't sleep last night, so I started browsing through the "PYF moment of What the Christ?!" thread. Although there are quite a few STDH, this one caught my attention: He's not called death dealer for nothing. I like to imagine that everyone in that thread is Albert Einstein.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:12 |
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Noyemi K posted:I like to imagine that everyone in that thread is Albert Einstein. It works as the twist ending to literally every single STDH.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 16:50 |
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FrozenVent posted:Over the phone is one thing, in writing is asking to get sued / disciplined. Pardon me goon sir, but what I neglected to tell you is I am the student in question and when I brought this letter up to the prof he confessed he just wanted my attention, we have been together for three years tomorrow and are getting married this summer!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 17:38 |
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Toriori posted:Pardon me goon sir, but what I neglected to tell you is I am the student in question and when I brought this letter up to the prof he confessed he just wanted my attention, we have been together for three years tomorrow and are getting married this summer! Allow me to start a round of applause in your honor!
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 18:01 |
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Heard one on the radio this morning. Callers called in sharing Dad stories for Father's Day. There's a street in Phoenix called Grand that used to be the old highway, and has a gazillion railroad crossings. It used to be famous for having long 5+ minute waits at railroad crossings, pushing 10 minutes if you got multiple trains going back and forth. They've since addressed the traffic with bridges and alternate freeways. This guy called in a story from when he was a kid, after sitting at a rail crossing for 10 minutes, his dad puts the car in park, scoops up a handful of rocks, and starts hucking rocks in frustration at the sides of the passing trains. Maybe that happened. Then everyone leaned out of their cars, clapping and cheering. That may not have happened.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 19:01 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:05 |
quote:Alright. It all started about 2 years ago at a lake. My best friend and her brothers were swimming to the middle of the lake because there was a pier they could sit on. So one brother already made it there. And my best friend was almost there, but her OTHER brother suddenly gave out and had trouble swimming. So she swam back to him and tried to pull him with her, but he kept struggling and accidentally kept pulling her underwater with him. So he said, "Lexie, LET GO OF MY HAND! You can't go with me!" And she kept refusing to go and said, "No, Nathan! You're my older brother, and I can't leave you to die alone! Please let me die instead!" and Nathan kept telling Lexie to let go of his hand. She kept refusing to let go, so he said, "Goodbye, Lexie! Swim to the pier where Levi is!" and he let go of her. He drowned within seconds. Lexie STILL beats HERSELF UP over this. She always writes "N.P.H. Love Like Crazy" on her wrist. That's his initials and a song that describes him well. I keep telling her that it was nobody's fault and maybe it was just his time to go. And it just still makes me upset because this guy was like a brother to me, and I still can't believe he's gone from our lives...
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 17:38 |