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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

brick cow posted:

They did that and its called australia and for some hugely hosed up evolutiontionary reason the hottest girls on the loving planet come from australia now. I suggest a colony for criminals on the moon: imagine australia hot wise girls without gravity.

Another interesting little factoid, we did the same thing prior to that and sent a bunch of convicts (including rapists) to another little island you guys might have heard of where they procreated with one another (unsure if consensual) and for whom they are the ancestors of what's it called again... oh yes that's right, America.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

this is the giveaway really, he didn't get quite enough attention from this post so he's repeated it in my brand shiny new av

cheers gitmo but seriously, there's better things to spend money on?

well he's a doctor and i assume gynecologist from his presence in this thread so imo you're hurting his business

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
holy poo poo, people posted some things in this thread between the time that i passed out and i woke up. hold on guys i gotta read up.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Another interesting little factoid, we did the same thing prior to that and sent a bunch of convicts (including rapists) to another little island you guys might have heard of where they procreated with one another (unsure if consensual) and for whom they are the ancestors of what's it called again... oh yes that's right, America.

I dont think the pilgrims did any rapes until AFTER they got to America tho.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Another interesting little factoid, we did the same thing prior to that and sent a bunch of convicts (including rapists) to another little island you guys might have heard of where they procreated with one another (unsure if consensual) and for whom they are the ancestors of what's it called again... oh yes that's right, America.

now you're second (at best) to at least one nation born of convicts. makes u think~!

to be honest the US would've done the same if it had an irish overflow too (thankfully the irish are genetically inferior and will disappear with time)

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jun 10, 2014

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I dont think the pilgrims did any rapes until AFTER they got to America tho.

FYI the only thing getting raped here is your wallet if you're splashing out your hard earned wonga buying random internet people fancy red words ;)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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please tell me if you drank tapwater while you were in india because i want to know if you are literally full of poo poo or just figuratively full of poo poo

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

old dog child posted:

now you're second (at best) to at least one nation born of convicts. makes u think~!

Not at football we're not but I guess we'll find that one out for sure in the coming weeks if you actually manage to drag yourselves out of the group stages. Germany and Portugal? Dream on.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Not at football we're not but I guess we'll find that one out for sure in the coming weeks if you actually manage to drag yourselves out of the group stages. Germany and Portugal? Dream on.

yeah but we don't care so losing is meaningless but if we win it just hurts everyone else. we're actually equal to you guys in football iirc

Toadsniff
Apr 10, 2006

Fire Down Below: Crab Company 2
Seeing how India is all about making GBS threads in the street and letting people soak in that beautiful poo poo-caked rear end in a top hat pucker like a blowfish's lips, I'm legit surprised they don't have poo poo centric TV game shows like "Taste. That. CURRY!" and "Tamarind Pujab Rodeo". Can we get 10millionpeople1river.com?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

please tell me if you drank tapwater while you were in india because i want to know if you are literally full of poo poo or just figuratively full of poo poo

gently caress a duck love give me a chance alright? Yes but did you drink the tapwater! Yes but did you drink the tapwater! I have a funny joke please answer the question did you drink the tapwater!

Yes very good, well done, have a biscuit.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Gypsum Fantastic posted:

FYI the only thing getting raped here is your wallet if you're splashing out your hard earned wonga buying random internet people fancy red words ;)

yes clearly Im the only human capable of typing a certain sequence of letters preceded by a pound-sign

YOU GOT ME

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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Can't post for 10 years!

Fojar38 posted:

please tell me if you drank tapwater while you were in india because i want to know if you are literally full of poo poo or just figuratively full of poo poo

Why are you harassing another individual on these forums by behaving in such a blatantly rude and demeaning way?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

yes clearly I must be the only human capable of typing a certain sequence of letters preceded by a pound-sign

YOU GOT ME

Now I'm not Sherlock Holmes or anything but here's the evidence as I see it...

You bought yourself you're own avatar using big colourful words (clearly, because why would someone else waste money on it)

You are the person that raised that my avatar changed I hadn't even noticed but there you were quick as anything.

You repeated the same tired #nukeindia 'joke'(?) from an earlier post that nobody responded to, I'm guessing because you didn't get the attention you were after.

Elementary really.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

yes clearly Im the only human capable of typing a certain sequence of letters preceded by a pound-sign

YOU GOT ME

He actually did, you're a human being.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wanna see this made for the Ganges. for the plebes: it's John Snow's map of cholera outbreaks in London (the sources were water pumps that also had poo poo in them)




e: Gypsum Fantastic should get a prize for trolling that scrub so hard :laffo:

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jun 10, 2014

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

yes clearly Im the only human capable of typing a certain sequence of letters preceded by a pound-sign

YOU GOT ME

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

yes clearly Im the only human capable of typing a certain sequence of letters preceded by a pound-sign

YOU GOT ME

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

haha owned

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gitmo moneyson got made to look like a bitch.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


HAHAHAHAHA

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




you suck too

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Fandyien posted:

gitmo moneyson got made to look like a bitch.

By an effete English caricature no less. That's pretty harsh. I would feel bad for him right now if I weren't laughing so hard that Earl Grey with a bit of lemon wasn't literally squirting from my nose right onto my crumpets.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Not calling a bunch of brown people in India literal subhuman rape animals makes you a SJW human being RAPE APOLOGIST and should be reported (in GBS).

e: holy poo poo lol

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I don't feel like screenshotting it but:

"Reported by: Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
User Comments / Explanation: pro-india SJW faggotry in an SJW-free zone"

Toadsniff
Apr 10, 2006

Fire Down Below: Crab Company 2
gently caress india

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MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't feel like screenshotting it but:

"Reported by: Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
User Comments / Explanation: pro-india SJW faggotry in an SJW-free zone"

This is what makes GBS 1.4 great.

Hi5 Mr. Manlove.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I've had a cracking laugh on the forum tonight cheers guys and cheers moderator Spanish Manlove for putting the cherry on top.

Incidentally yes, I was 'semi' serious. Rape is hosed up everywhere. There's been a lot of really hosed up rape happening in india, in america, all over the world and it should all be highlighted and shamed and I don't think what's happened recently or has always been happening in india should go unreported. It never should, anywhere. But human beings are human beings, some are nice, some are messed up, and there's a lot of really nice indians (in general hinduism the predominant religion is a very chilled religion) and I think it's a bit harsh the whole knee jerk "all indians are rapists" thing when the majority of indians like the majority of us just want to go about their daily lives and be decent, respectful people whilst they're at it. If this makes me some kind of Sarah Jessica Parker gay apologiser I humbly apologise for that too it's just how I think.

And until next time, as I said earlier, india, america, the rest of the loving world, take care of yourselves. And each other.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

I've had a cracking laugh on the forum tonight cheers guys and cheers moderator Spanish Manlove for putting the cherry on top.

Incidentally yes, I was 'semi' serious. Rape is hosed up everywhere. There's been a lot of really hosed up rape happening in india, in america, all over the world and it should all be highlighted and shamed and I don't think what's happened recently or has always been happening in india should go unreported. It never should, anywhere. But human beings are human beings, some are nice, some are messed up, and there's a lot of really nice indians (in general hinduism the predominant religion is a very chilled religion) and I think it's a bit harsh the whole knee jerk "all indians are rapists" thing when the majority of indians like the majority of us just want to go about their daily lives and be decent, respectful people whilst they're at it. If this makes me some kind of Sarah Jessica Parker gay apologiser I humbly apologise for that too it's just how I think.

And until next time, as I said earlier, india, america, the rest of the loving world, take care of yourselves. And each other.



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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:

I've had a cracking laugh on the forum tonight cheers guys and cheers moderator Spanish Manlove for putting the cherry on top.

Incidentally yes, I was 'semi' serious. Rape is hosed up everywhere. There's been a lot of really hosed up rape happening in india, in america, all over the world and it should all be highlighted and shamed and I don't think what's happened recently or has always been happening in india should go unreported. It never should, anywhere. But human beings are human beings, some are nice, some are messed up, and there's a lot of really nice indians (in general hinduism the predominant religion is a very chilled religion) and I think it's a bit harsh the whole knee jerk "all indians are rapists" thing when the majority of indians like the majority of us just want to go about their daily lives and be decent, respectful people whilst they're at it. If this makes me some kind of Sarah Jessica Parker gay apologiser I humbly apologise for that too it's just how I think.

And until next time, as I said earlier, india, america, the rest of the loving world, take care of yourselves. And each other.



im glad that you were here to teach gbs this very valuable lesson

i think that we all learned something and matured a little bit today

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
so gypsum somehow turned it around and won the thread, what a rollercoaster ride

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
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Crewmine posted:

so gypsum somehow turned it around and won the thread, what a rollercoaster ride

Now you all know it is like being me, except I do that in every thread.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
it's weird but it kind of feels like we're running out of things to make fun of india about, like we're just treading water in a rapey poo poo river

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Adventure Pigeon posted:

it's weird but it kind of feels like we're running out of things to make fun of india about, like we're just treading water in a rapey poo poo river

clearly you've never watched any bollywood action films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqdRdEyqucQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujrb1jf6jls

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Here's an interesting article from a little magazine known as the Time Magazine, you may have heard of it.

http://world.time.com/2013/11/08/why-rape-seems-worse-in-india-than-everywhere-else-but-actually-isnt/


Thanks for cherry-picking some obvious apologist poo poo from a poo poo magazine. Some funny comments in that article..

Here's some interesting articles I found.

"Violence Against Women in Indian Culture posted:

According to author and activist Rita Banerjee, within the span of three generations India has systematically targeted and annihilated more than 50 million women from its population. One illustration of this is the skewed sex ratio: the 2011 census found that there are 940 women for every 1000 men.

Right! It's just not rape, it's infanticide and selective abortions. Well and murder.

"Indian Men Lead in Sexual Violence posted:

In India, 70% of women are victims of domestic violence with 38% men admitting they had physically abused their partners. Worse, more than 65% Indian men also believed that women should tolerate violence to keep the family together and that women sometimes deserved to be beaten.

I couldn't find numbers with any study backing them, but there is a significant amount of women who basically agree with that 65% of men; like a societal stockholm syndrome.

"2010 IMGF Survey posted:

27% of the men surveyed had sex with a sex worker, where of those 48% were suspected to be underage, and with 34% assuming that the sex worker had been forced or sold into prostitution.

At what point in this process do you decide that you're actually loving an underage sex slave? Right off the bat? Doesn't matter? Seriously loving creepy.

"The Rapes Will Go On posted:

"for every reported case of rape, more than 50 go unreported"

This article has some amazing interviews with politicians and police officers that make the worst US police and politicians seem like enlightened saints. loving appalling.

"Death, or Worse, Rape! posted:

Studies also indicate that for every reported case of rape, around 40 go unreported. Victims who do report are often subjected to mistreatment and humiliation from police.

"Rape In India posted:

Most rapes go unreported because the rape victims fear retaliation or humiliation - in India and the rest of the world. The estimates for unreported rapes in India vary widely. Madiha Kark estimates 54% of rape crimes are unreported; in contrast, Mihir Srivastava estimates 90% of rapes go unreported in India.

An estimated 60% of all rapes in the US are unreported - numbers for India vary from 54% (loving lol, thanks male state sponsored number) to 90% and other figures suggesting 1 in 40 to 1 in 50 being reported, suggesting 97% - 98% of all rapes being unreported.

So yeah, seeing a several hundred percent increase in reported rapes is just a matter of some more time, and enough social standing for women that they can report with out getting raped more, set on fire, made a pariah etc.

Given that from 1971 to 2010 the official reported rapes numbers have already increased by ~900%, it seems pretty loving likely that the offical numbers really are just the tip of the iceberg. There is some hope for change but holy gently caress that's a lot of institutional and social inertia, and even in our easy lives in first world nations we still have a long way to go.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Blitter posted:

Thanks for cherry-picking some obvious apologist poo poo from a poo poo magazine. Some funny comments in that article..

Here's some interesting articles I found.


Right! It's just not rape, it's infanticide and selective abortions. Well and murder.


I couldn't find numbers with any study backing them, but there is a significant amount of women who basically agree with that 65% of men; like a societal stockholm syndrome.


At what point in this process do you decide that you're actually loving an underage sex slave? Right off the bat? Doesn't matter? Seriously loving creepy.


This article has some amazing interviews with politicians and police officers that make the worst US police and politicians seem like enlightened saints. loving appalling.

An estimated 60% of all rapes in the US are unreported - numbers for India vary from 54% (loving lol, thanks male state sponsored number) to 90% and other figures suggesting 1 in 40 to 1 in 50 being reported, suggesting 97% - 98% of all rapes being unreported.

So yeah, seeing a several hundred percent increase in reported rapes is just a matter of some more time, and enough social standing for women that they can report with out getting raped more, set on fire, made a pariah etc.

Given that from 1971 to 2010 the official reported rapes numbers have already increased by ~900%, it seems pretty loving likely that the offical numbers really are just the tip of the iceberg. There is some hope for change but holy gently caress that's a lot of institutional and social inertia, and even in our easy lives in first world nations we still have a long way to go.

That's pretty comprehensive, well researched and undeniable. Thanks for actually providing some real evidence to counter my quick googling earlier from my phone at work and everyone please disregard my original point of view entirely that the US is worse.

e: except for gitmo who can still suck my fat one when his probation expires p.s. i may or may not be getting my old av back for free so why don't you just cut out the middle man and burn your money next time?

Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jun 10, 2014

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

I've had a cracking laugh on the forum tonight cheers guys and cheers moderator Spanish Manlove for putting the cherry on top.

Incidentally yes, I was 'semi' serious. Rape is hosed up everywhere. There's been a lot of really hosed up rape happening in india, in america, all over the world and it should all be highlighted and shamed and I don't think what's happened recently or has always been happening in india should go unreported. It never should, anywhere. But human beings are human beings, some are nice, some are messed up, and there's a lot of really nice indians (in general hinduism the predominant religion is a very chilled religion) and I think it's a bit harsh the whole knee jerk "all indians are rapists" thing when the majority of indians like the majority of us just want to go about their daily lives and be decent, respectful people whilst they're at it. If this makes me some kind of Sarah Jessica Parker gay apologiser I humbly apologise for that too it's just how I think.

And until next time, as I said earlier, india, america, the rest of the loving world, take care of yourselves. And each other.



fantastic set up and climax, terrible ending. 7/10, should have called it quits while you were ahead

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