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Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006
J. Just consider this nightmarish, hell-like scenario a learning opportunity!

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Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree
G

The Melachim are probably lying to us about the nature of men to die. The common men get to stick around and feed the demons, Mighty Men are undisturbed.

ColonelMuttonchops
Feb 18, 2011



Young Orc
Oh hell yes, Voting H. Maybe Jorah and Azz are in there fighting again. The feeling of wrongness is us not witnessing them hit each other.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






E- The thrill of surviving the wrath of Eyescream

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Absum posted:

Why do some get different treatment if it's the nature of humans to die horrible agonizing deaths. Sounds like bullshit.

In this particular case? The men of Harmath are serfs and, therefor, effectively slaves. They obey their Lords far more than they obey El, since their Lords actually decide whether they eat while El just empowers Blooded folk like Kings and Lords. Note that, although they have souls, they have very little autonomy and lack presences just like actual owned slaves. Perhaps the death of their souls has more to do with a lack of Faith than with agency, but I still think it's a factor.

Diogines posted:

You have to keep running. You are lost. North. You need to go north but the trees block your sight and you are too far from the sea to hear it's waves. The stars are strange and unfamiliar and while you run, you know they are to the south, they know you are here and they are chasing you. As you have run, you have become confused and now are uncertain which way is which. You could be running straight at them.

And so you run.

"KEEP GOING!" you yell. To who? The words are strange and yet oddly familiar at the same time. This does not seem odd to you in the slightest.

Suddenly you are no longer lost. You want to remember the way and so you do. Mount Har. Somehow you know where it is, it is obvious.


??? has been expended. Even as you run for your life, somehow you remain perfectly calm. Odd. You remembered... something and there was a cost. You still have the strength equal to three times what mere muscles might provide. Wait... strength.... why would you....huh... ?

We don't know what we did, how we did it, or maybe even that we managed it at all. But we revealed Mount Har to Danal at a slight expenditure of [???]. This situation is wrong. We can help, even if its only a few.

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

jng2058 posted:

Wow, look at that terrible waste of life. Man, wouldn't have been great if some wandering Hero had been able to keep this terrible massacre from happening? By El, that'd have been great! He might not have had to kill anyone, just spread fear and dissent among the common soldiers and, I dunno, give some tactical advice to the besieged guys. Wow, how many lives do you think that would have saved?

It's mostly the men from Harmath, the beseiegers, whose souls we're hearing screaming in agony. Would it really have saved a ton of lives if half the camp was in revolt against itself when the men of Tadmor sallied forth to slaughter them in a moment of weakness, or were even BETTER prepared to murder yet more Harmathans as they tried to climb the walls?

E:

Diogines posted:

"Yet..." Ishamal says "Yet... do not think poorly of poor Enkidu, for as he struggled with death, so do we all and as he feared for the loss of joy of all the goodly things of life, so do we all and he did many great and mighty deeds and for those, let us remember well of him!"

Several men raise their cups to say "To Enkidu!" The rest of the tavern joins the gesture and drinks. You, Danal and Snarls Barkley, make your way out.


My other option was Azzazel laughing and declaring that we had passed his test, which is probably a happier memory but this one seems more relevant.

Also, to be honest I'm not even really entirely sure that E is necessarily the best idea. It's just much more FUN to try and pick out a unique happy memory!

Wentley
Feb 7, 2012
E - The first time we were trusted by Tudiya to sit in the chair and offer judgement.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

A Terrible Person posted:


We don't know what we did, how we did it, or maybe even that we managed it at all. But we revealed Mount Har to Danal at a slight expenditure of [???]. This situation is wrong. We can help, even if its only a few.

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.

gently caress, you've convinced me. Let us be a light in the darkness. Changing vote to N.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


A Terrible Person posted:

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.

Supporting this, voting N!

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
N

Althair
Jul 26, 2006
words are weapons
I

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

A Terrible Person posted:

We don't know what we did, how we did it, or maybe even that we managed it at all. But we revealed Mount Har to Danal at a slight expenditure of [???]. This situation is wrong. We can help, even if its only a few.

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.

If we only need to light one beacon to show the rest the way, this might work. If we need to individually cause every single soul that dies to remember the way to Mt. Har (and we didn't light a beacon for Danal, we just "remembered" something we knew), we're about to spend 0.1% of our soul bar per go for hundreds if not thousands of individual soldiers. This may not be the wisest of ideas.

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

A Terrible Person posted:

In this particular case? The men of Harmath are serfs and, therefor, effectively slaves. They obey their Lords far more than they obey El, since their Lords actually decide whether they eat while El just empowers Blooded folk like Kings and Lords. Note that, although they have souls, they have very little autonomy and lack presences just like actual owned slaves. Perhaps the death of their souls has more to do with a lack of Faith than with agency, but I still think it's a factor.


We don't know what we did, how we did it, or maybe even that we managed it at all. But we revealed Mount Har to Danal at a slight expenditure of [???]. This situation is wrong. We can help, even if its only a few.

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.

Changing my vote to this. Get poo poo done, don't sit around jerking off about good memories

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
gently caress no. Do not spend [???] on these chumps.

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Votig this

While observing all of this death, let's remember life beginning.

Invalid vote. No quotevoting E.

ShotgunWillie posted:

E, when our son was born.

Invalid vote. Memory already picked by Mr Apollo

DCBomB fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jun 11, 2014

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:

DCBomB posted:

Invalid vote. No quotevoting E.


Invalid vote. Memory already picked by Mr Apollo

I already changed it, sucka.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




G Ellllllll!


Absum posted:

Hrm.

Why do some get different treatment if it's the nature of humans to die horrible agonizing deaths. Sounds like bullshit.

Maybe there's a good explanation but whatever right now I'm angry.


It may not be agonizing as much as terrifying. Dying sucks. Right before you died you were likely going through the worst 30 seconds of your life. Those emotions and sensations apparently linger for at least a few moments after death.

It is entirely possible that both the people that we see swoop away and the people who seem to dissipate both end up at the foot of the mountain. Swoopers pull themselves together and zoom over there on their own power, dissipators get teleported. Or maybe not.

Once we get to Baitel we can go look at the foot of the mountain ourselves. Maybe we'll even be able to talk to some spirits there.

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
Oops. Having just learned how horrific this is for us we determined to stay and witness the largest slaughter in recent times on the continent.

C/G. Sob, because we would. Call out not as the power word El, but literally just crying out to El from a broken heart. This is similar to when we cried out to El with Asahel, which was not a power word.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DCBomB posted:

Invalid vote. No quotevoting E.


Invalid vote. Memory already picked by Mr Apollo

:cumpolice: You're not the boss of me.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
E. The feeling of peace when Marnal let us know Danal would be watched over

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004

I love you, boy. One pack, always.

Lipstick Apathy
Fine, changing my vote:

E: The exultation from giving in to our hunger and eating our flute, and almost eating Billy.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Pretty sure the souls find Mt. Har just fine on their own, it just takes them a second to make the mental transition from "Oh gently caress! Why are they dumping boiling oil on my head!?" To "Oh, hey, I'm dead. Let's go climb a mountain."

We don't need to burn up ??? On pretending to be Charon when it isn't necessary.

When we come across some lost ghost who asks us for directions, THEN we can point the way.

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

Count is up to date to here.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ahwwg41Ta-pndC1jd09TMHF5MUtqTTA1R2VfX3hpc2c#gid=0

Deadly Ham Sandwich, find a new memory!

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

Hey, remember when we saw the Light of Paradise for just an instant, when Dream-Jorah stepped through the portal?

'Cause I do! E.

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

UppaTree posted:

Hey, remember when we saw the Light of Paradise for just an instant, when Dream-Jorah stepped through the portal?

'Cause I do! E,

Memory already taken by LLSix

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?
I want to do something.

A Terrible Person posted:

N: Call out for El to guide those truly lost as we reveal to the dead the location of Mount Har. Don't try, don't wonder how, just do it.
I vote N: A Terrible Plan.

Let us live up to our name: Enkidu, who came to El.

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

DCBomB posted:

Memory already taken by LLSix

Eat me!

Alright, Remember when we tried to cast Fish Lightning and Ishamal saved our rear end? Remember the thrill of flying as a young boy, and the joy of living to tell the tale.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

E, I remember Jalitha's secret bedtime stories about the Sky Giants

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

UppaTree posted:

Eat me!

Alright, Remember when we tried to cast Fish Lightning and Ishamal saved our rear end? Remember the thrill of flying as a young boy, and the joy of living to tell the tale.

Just to clarify... Are you including Fish Lightning as a focus of that memory or is it more we got saved by Ishamal, a (then) strange old man?

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

It's mostly that we were FLYING. And then ohgodohgodwe'regonnadiiiie! And then BAM, in Ishamal's arms, safe in the eye of a tornado! And we LIVED!

I'd certainly be happy as hell if that happened to me at 10 years old or so.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
:siren::frogsiren: Before you post up a new memory, check -> this <- link to be sure it hasn't already been taken! :frogsiren::siren:

This has been a public service announcement bought to you by those who think DCBomB should be watching a SSB tournament at E3 instead of being the Memory Nazi.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
E Our wedding.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Tomn posted:

If we only need to light one beacon to show the rest the way, this might work. If we need to individually cause every single soul that dies to remember the way to Mt. Har (and we didn't light a beacon for Danal, we just "remembered" something we knew), we're about to spend 0.1% of our soul bar per go for hundreds if not thousands of individual soldiers. This may not be the wisest of ideas.

You're telling me you don't relish the idea of Enkidel micromanaging spiritual guidance to thousands of souls that are fading into nothingness at varying rates after appearing haphazardly across a battlefield tens of thousands strong? Having the chance to peek at their minds as we impart remembrance of something they didn't know was lost?

What if the act is righteous enough to warrant a top off from El? It's self-sacrifice in an attempt to right something supernaturally wrong, acting out ultimate mercy (a chance at Paradise) to creatures facing ultimate destruction (nonexistence). We may even draw back the attention of whatever it is that's been Watching us and remind them they've got some smiting to do nearby.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Oh cool, we're rewarding these guys for their cowardice (not willing to defy an order to rape/pillage/burn a shrine to El) and selfishness (only wanting to warn friends and family of the calamity that was foretold) with a free trip to Baitel, a once in a lifetime opportunity for the faithful, something most could never afford and what we actually denyed more worthy people from Tanaach the opportunity of.

(Unrelated) Voting F;

alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jun 11, 2014

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
Yeah I'm not understanding why we went so hard on A, there's being merciful and then there's being willfully ignorant.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

dyzzy posted:

Yeah I'm not understanding why we went so hard on A, there's being merciful and then there's being willfully ignorant.
Don't worry, we're dropping them right off at the temple when we get there. They'll be punished yet.

gnarl
Jul 28, 2010
Soiled Meat
E, Watching the stars with Azazzel and his goats.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Ditching them here was a death sentence. Ditching them a town away, if the King lives, is a death sentence. Taking them to Baitel for judgement by the Priests is a death sentence not on our heads. Should they instead be forced to be slaves or punished by other means, at least Baitel can keep them safe from the King.

Numeron
Mar 23, 2012

A whole new world in
the palm of my hand.

maxhush posted:

Oh cool, we're rewarding these guys for their cowardice (not willing to defy an order to rape/pillage/burn a shrine to El) and selfishness (only wanting to warn friends and family of the calamity that was foretold) with a free trip to Baitel, a once in a lifetime opportunity for the faithful, something most could never afford and what we actually denyed more worthy people from Tanaach the opportunity of.

This sums up my thoughts pretty well.

E. Placing our first trophy in the new trophy room.

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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
I think we should belatedly enslave our new 'pilgrims' and sell them off at the nearest town for some quick cash.

G+N: "Dear El, please make it stop. I'll fulfill all the Pledges you want me to".

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