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amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah
I got home from birthday dinner and drinks and discovered the best present waiting for me, thanks Death Ray!

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lurkman posted:

The Junji edit of this will be unholy.
I went for sarcastic instead.



Seriously, I couldn't find anything horrible enough to mock that image.

Edit. 2nd try.

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jun 11, 2014

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


tiistai posted:



- Next up, an educational movie "How to act when a snake bites"
- Always wear a life jacket


Käärmeen purressa can mean both "when a snake bites" and "in a snake's yacht" or sailboat or whatever that is.

Seriously, how do the Finns communicate?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

TofuDiva posted:

Why did Constantinople get the works?


(Don't fuss. Somebody had to quote it.)

Predated by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (June 12, 1956)



Droodles (June 12, 1956)



Out Our Way (February 11-12, 1925)





My biggest regret about posting a few of these in the wrong order is that it totally wrecked this particular reveal. :smith:

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jun 11, 2014

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Lurkman posted:

The Junji edit of this will be unholy.

I dunno, I prefer a modest edit myself.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Zachary Nixon Johnson


Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

TofuDiva posted:

Why did Constantinople get the works?


(Don't fuss. Somebody had to quote it.)

Hey it aint nobody's business. :colbert:

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann




Holy poo poo, is that uncalled for.


Apartment 3-G


Eh. She already got dressed and everything; she may as well stay up. (Far be it from Bolle to draw a robe.)




Pros & Cons




So Bolle always draws everybody in the same pastel button-up collared shirt, even if that sort of outfit doesn't make any goddamn sense in the context they are in because he doesn't feel like making an effort. Meanwhile, Meehan (or Meehan's colorist) took the trouble to color the top of the lawyer's shoulder a different color so that we all can tell that the back of his vest is satin. Would I have noticed if he had not done so? Almost definitely no. But I noticed that he did do it, and that counts.


Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man


kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

God drat, a Cricket in Times Square reference in the last thing I expected out of my day.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson

"I can't read it, all the letters are backwards!"

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


I was going to say the janitor, because I hope that the manager and violinist are literate enough to not write "It'll will".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kammat posted:

I dunno, I prefer a modest edit myself.


Thanks for the inspiration.




Oh god, please nobody edit goatse into the second panel!

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 11, 2014

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Geech is agreeable today.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


He'd do himself a bit of good getting to know Keeping Up Appearances.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones


Hey, Buddy. She's a tiny teenaged girl. You don't have to manhandle her like that.




Phantom Classic


Classic Phantom is so weird.



"Say, Joe, how did you get that weird skull mark on your chin?"
"I was at this party and the Phantom showed up and got all weird and posessive with his girlfriend."


Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby




In the last storyline Rip brought down an entire Communist regime. Kind of disappointing that in this one the big evil plot is to make him feel sad.


Big Ben Bolt


SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


That rug really tied the room together.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

SALT CURES HAM posted:

That rug really tied the room together.
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Oriental Shorthair, please.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Don't encourage her delusions, Mary.

Rex Morgan MD



I sense a "slow clap gradually speeding up and being joined by others clapping" moment coming.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Say Nothing posted:

I went for sarcastic instead.



Seriously, I couldn't find anything horrible enough to mock that image.

Edit. 2nd try.



Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
So I looked up the only Luann comic we missed which was a sunday pic of all the girls taking selfies before graduation.

What the gently caress was 'Let's DO this' on Saturday about? Because it just... there was nothing. No resolution to the tepid-at-best 'cliffhanger' at all.

I don't know why I'm expecting more from this lovely comic when it's being written by the daughter rather than Greg, honestly. I dunno. Maybe we'll find out in a few weeks months years that it was referring to the two of them getting high on injecting the marajuianadrugs and murdering the retiring professor. Or giving him a threeway. Or the two of them hooking up.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Pickles


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Death Ray posted:

Here's the 5th newspaper/chapter break from Weapon Brown!

At least one Goon visited me at my book signing this past Saturday at Comics Etc. in Rochester (mwah!) I will be having another book signing in Buffalo this Wednesday. The deets are here! I hope any Buffalo based Goons who can make it will turn out!


That was me by the way. And finally got the package the other day too, it's great!

As for The Lost Side of Suburbia, the last story arc made my eyes glaze and/or roll, but this one I'm kinda enjoying even if sure, it doesn't have immense depth and complexity.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Pidmon posted:

So I looked up the only Luann comic we missed which was a sunday pic of all the girls taking selfies before graduation.

What the gently caress was 'Let's DO this' on Saturday about? Because it just... there was nothing. No resolution to the tepid-at-best 'cliffhanger' at all.

I don't know why I'm expecting more from this lovely comic when it's being written by the daughter rather than Greg, honestly. I dunno. Maybe we'll find out in a few weeks months years that it was referring to the two of them getting high on injecting the marajuianadrugs and murdering the retiring professor. Or giving him a threeway. Or the two of them hooking up.

Well the curly haired chick is not in today's strip so I guess we can expect a big reveal in the next couple of days showing her big makeover or whatever the gently caress they were doing.
I can't wait!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann




Holy poo poo, is that uncalled for.

Jesus christ, that came out of the blue.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Green Intern posted:

Jesus christ, that came out of the blue.
Tiffany is a cruel and senseless bully(ing victim) and deserves everything she gets.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 23, 1927)



Peanuts (June 14, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pidmon posted:

So I looked up the only Luann comic we missed which was a sunday pic of all the girls taking selfies before graduation.


Well here it is anyway and
:stare:

Jesus, Greg.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well here it is anyway and
:stare:

Jesus, Greg.


Does a pink word balloon signify something is Evan's mind?

Edit: I immediately regret asking.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

EasyEW posted:

Skippy (March 23, 1927)



"Always droppin' weasels in the Senate" :3:

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well here it is anyway and
:stare:

Jesus, Greg.

Oh yeah I forgot that part, I just instantly blanked it from my mind.

I was more focused on Bernice's lovely 'Did someone fail to draw this right' novelty glasses apparently from the year 0000

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

For my money, Luann is the worst comic posted in this thread. And that's saying something when it has to compete with Nancy.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Back it up then, cause I'm about to post the best comics in the thread:

Cul-de-sac



and

The Creeps

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Wanamingo posted:

Zippy the Pinhead



Griffith sure has a thing for Judge Judy.


Wow, now there's some low hanging fruit. I wonder if Gilchrist checks in on this thread.

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson



I have to admit, I laughed at that.

Jane's World



Ah, so Jill left her behind to be the scapegoat.

Non Sequitur



Jeeze, Wiley... :cmon:

Heavenly Nostrils



Wait, if you can't handle your reflection in a pond, Marigold, a hall of mirrors would be utter suicide.

Kliban



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 6/11/2003



Yep, spot on, Brooke. Our youngest cat pulls this all the time when she's sleeping on our bed. Usually at 3am or so.

Zits



This is me. My wife gave up on notes, and just texts me 5 minutes before she wants me to do something and says, "DO IT NOW!". :v:

Kevin & Kell



God this is dumb. Let's just get the drat wedding over with and move on to something else that's probably going to be dumb.



Dick Dale is coming to Cleveland next month, and I'm going to be there. Talk about ear ringing... drat! He plays it pretty loud for a 77yo. :v:

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well here it is anyway and
:stare:

Jesus, Greg.

Where the hell did they get form-fitting academic gowns?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears


The Dinette Set

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Cow and Boy

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Pidmon posted:

Oh yeah I forgot that part, I just instantly blanked it from my mind.

I was more focused on Bernice's lovely 'Did someone fail to draw this right' novelty glasses apparently from the year 0000

They are these glasses.



Because they need to exist and people need to buy them, for some reason...

Monty


Mike du Jour

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Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean



Is that normal for service animals? A weather emergency would be a bad time for a service dog to have a freakout.

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