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virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

Stux posted:

a new day a new batch of babbys born to play on their first teething toy: the wii u. get a 3ds as well to keep ur tots happy out and about too!

get a haircut

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

whats is the difference between a wii u and a ps4.

a wii u is full of Fail and is for literal children where as a ps4 is win.

;)

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Mercury Crusader posted:

Yeah, Ubisoft. They saved gaming AND fashion.



"Pockets loaded with sanitizers and face creams like an aging, metrosexual commando."

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

mabels big day posted:

I trust this new Yoshi game, because it actually has a good visual style.

I can already hear the complaints about the music though...

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Neo Rasa posted:

"Pockets loaded with sanitizers and face creams like an aging, metrosexual commando."

A leather jacket and cargo shorts doesn't exactly scream "metrosexual."

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


im v bald, much like the head of a newborn baby, also known as nintendos target market

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Stux posted:

a new day a new batch of babbys born to play on their first teething toy: the wii u. get a 3ds as well to keep ur tots happy out and about too!

http://badoo.com/lstuxl/p1136090

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Stux posted:

im v bald, much like the head of a newborn baby, also known as nintendos target market

http://badoo.com/lstuxl/p1136090

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

this thread is the Vietnam to FYAD's cold war

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Katana Gomai posted:

this thread is the Vietnam to FYAD's cold war

Yeah and the forums are just like the silmarillion you loving nerd.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Yaoi Mandel posted:

Yeah and the forums are just like the silmarillion you loving nerd.

had to google silmarillion

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

its a book for man children, much like the wii u is the console equivalent

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Yaoi Mandel posted:

Yeah and the forums are just like the silmarillion you loving nerd.

The forums are stupid bullshit I agree.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I don't really hate any particular games or game companies anymore, but I can understand why others would, most of the time. That being said if you harbor hate for Nintendo you're probably also mentally ill :^)

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




PS4 is the best indie gaming box since the Ouya.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
I always thought that the" Nintendo is for babbies" people were just made up strawmen because it was so profoundly loving stupid and no human could be so dumb as to hate something so passionately just because it's got pretty colors but well here we are

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Stux posted:

im v bald, much like the head of a newborn baby, also known as nintendos target market

I wonder why every single person here is calling you a loving retard idiot fucker it must be everyone but you who's wrong and not that you're a retarded idiot fucker.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 25 minutes!
I fuckinh hate color

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Austrian mook posted:

I always thought that the" Nintendo is for babbies" people were just made up strawmen because it was so profoundly loving stupid and no human could be so dumb as to hate something so passionately just because it's got pretty colors but well here we are

Mortal Kombat 1 on the SNES was censored. Where have you been?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Austrian mook posted:

I wonder why every single person here is calling you a loving retard idiot fucker it must be everyone but you who's wrong and not that you're a retarded idiot fucker.

yeah thats why wii u is selling so well

ops no its because its a infant console no one wants lol

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
guys he can't possibly be serious

or the people responding can't be completely serious maybe?


I'm lost here.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

deadwing posted:

Haha look at this guy who never played link between worlds

2D/topdown, doesn't count. All of the OoT-esque Zeldas are terrible, sorry.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Monkey Fracas posted:

guys he can't possibly be serious

or the people responding can't be completely serious maybe?


I'm lost here.

His long rear end posts before this all happened, and the hundreds of similar posts in the Xbox thread indicate that he's actually sincere

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Papercut posted:

2D/topdown, doesn't count. All of the OoT-esque Zeldas are terrible, sorry.

This is true, with the exception of Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and that OOT 3DS remake.

dataisplural
Oct 27, 2013

a stream of poo and urine

Monkey Fracas posted:

guys he can't possibly be serious

or the people responding can't be completely serious maybe?


I'm lost here.

Embrace.... the Chaos :cool:

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Lumpy the Cook posted:

This is true, with the exception of Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, and that OOT 3DS remake.
Fixed that for you. Twilight Princess was poo poo :colbert:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Twilight Princess was boring poo poo

e: ^^ this guy is wicked smart ^^

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Twilight Princess was better than Skyward Sword.

dataisplural
Oct 27, 2013

a stream of poo and urine
e: i love my wii u

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
While I'm at it, Super Mario Sunshine was also better than either Super Mario Galaxy. Sorry.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Monkey Fracas posted:

guys he can't possibly be serious

or the people responding can't be completely serious maybe?


I'm lost here.

Something bad happened to Stux in his life and he has this weird idea that whatever he's doing in this thread will finally make him happy.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Lumpy the Cook posted:

While I'm at it, Super Mario Sunshine was also better than either Super Mario Galaxy. Sorry.

no.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Lemming posted:

Something bad happened to Stux in his life and he has this weird idea that whatever he's doing in this thread will finally make him happy.

It does liven the place up so I'm ok with it I guess

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

They need to go back to the side-scrolling of Zelda 2.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
Today in things only someone who never played a non-Nintendo third person RPG could say:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

This is true, with the exception of Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and that OOT 3DS remake.

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Papercut posted:

Today in things only someone who never played a non-Nintendo third person RPG could say:

Zelda games aren't RPG's though? :confused:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Papercut posted:

Today in things only someone who never played a non-Nintendo third person RPG could say:

Something Assassin's Creed, go back to Watch Dogs, etc.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

They need to go back to the side-scrolling of Zelda 2.

Unironically this.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Papercut posted:

2D/topdown, doesn't count. All of the OoT-esque Zeldas are terrible, sorry.

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Lumpy the Cook posted:

His long rear end posts before this all happened, and the hundreds of similar posts in the Xbox thread indicate that he's actually sincere

he's mentally ill for sure

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