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Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Group Stage
Group A: Brazil, Croatia
Group B: Spain, Netherlands
Group C: Colombia, Greece
Group D: Italy, England
Group E: Switzerland, France
Group F: Argentina, Bosnia
Group G: Germany, Portugal
Group H: Russia, Belgium

Knockout Round
Brazil over Netherlands
Spain over Croatia
England over Colombia
Italy over Greece
Bosnia over Switzerland
Argentina over France
Germany over Belgium
Portugal over Russia

Quarterfinals
Brazil over England
Spain over Italy
Germany over Bosnia
Portugal over Argentina

Semifinals
Brazil over Germany
Portugal over Spain

Final
Portugal over Brasil

Portugal will score some beautiful 8 goals.

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Tiebreaker: 18.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

I'm really bad at international football.

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DJ Ramshackle
Nov 26, 2009

Not really a DJ

not quite a ramshackle
Because someone had to.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
For crying out loud people, there is only one right answer here.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

DJ Ramshackle posted:

Because someone had to.


Beating Germany in the finals, too. The Daily Mail would explode from self-righteousness.

DJ Ramshackle
Nov 26, 2009

Not really a DJ

not quite a ramshackle

Revenant Threshold posted:

Beating Germany in the finals, too. The Daily Mail would explode from self-righteousness.

Managed to get an Argentina semi-final too. Explosive combustion on the spot.

Sneaky Fast
Apr 24, 2013

C. Everett Koop posted:

Greatest play in college football football sports history.



:circlefap:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I am betting that if Brazil goes out to Croatia (hey it might happen) then the world cup is called off as every single foreign team flees the country when the old Meso-American way of dealing with losing teams is reinstated.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010


Edit: Italy will score 12 goals.

benzine fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jun 11, 2014

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Contest over, he wins.

(man, I wish)

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

habeasdorkus posted:

Contest over, he wins.

(man, I wish)

America beat Germany twice before, do you really doubt our ability to do it again

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M



It's Brazil's tournament to lose IMO.

Ferrosol fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jun 12, 2014

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!
I have a feeling Brazil are going to choke.



To the extent where I put £50 on Germany.

I also have a feeling that African teams have something to prove in South America after the last WC.

Oh and the tiebreaker is 18.

Skelicopter
Feb 19, 2013

More like Prince Alarming
I'm English. I don't understand American Football, I never have, and I never will. That being said...



I think that gif is just wonderful and fascinating on all sorts of levels.

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.
The greatest sports shot ever in any sport.



Here it is from another angle, because all replays do that.

ThePenIsMightier
Dec 21, 2009
Group Stage
Group A: Brazil, Mexico
Group B: Netherlands, Spain
Group C: Ivory Coast, Greece
Group D: Italy, England
Group E: France, Switzerland
Group F: Argentina, Nigeria
Group G: Germany, USA
Group H: Belgium, South Korea

Knockout Round
Brazil over Spain
Ivory Coast over England
Netherlands over Mexico
Italy over Greece
France over Nigeria
Germany over South Korea
Argentina over Switzerland
USA over Belgium

Breaker:

Quarterfinals
Brazil over Ivory Coast
Netherlands over Italy
Germany over France
Argentina over USA

Semifinals
Germany over Brazil
Netherlands over Argentina

Third Place
Argentina over Brazil

Final
Germany over Netherlands

Tiebreaker: 16 Goals

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006

Sky Shadowing posted:

I, as a Michigan State fan who took fiendish delight in this, feel that this also needs some perspective, especially for our non-Americans. On the previous play Michigan had gone for it on 4th down and the refs blew the spot, resulting in Michigan keeping possession while it should have gone to South Carolina. So on this play, after a long review, Jadeveon Clowney says 'gently caress it, it's our ball and I'm getting it back', blows through the middle untouched, levels Michigan quarterback Denard Robinson, who loses his helmet AND the ball, which Clowney scoops right up and proceeds to advance a few yards before the Michigan offense recovers and brings him down. South Carolina's offense takes the field and scores immediately to take the lead, and would eventually win.

I have absolutely no idea what this means.

That said, here's something to contribute - Jack Wilshere's goal against Norwich, the Premier League goal of the season this year:

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Guitar_Hero posted:

I have absolutely no idea what this means.

So in American Football, you get 4 chances or downs to advance 10 yards or ball possession is changed. Apparently. Michigan didn't advance for enough but the official said they did.

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011
This will be fun



Tie Breaker is 23.

TKBomber7285 fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jun 12, 2014

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

Disproportionation posted:

The greatest sports shot ever in any sport.


poo poo, I forgot about this. And it wasn't even so long ago.

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
Group predictions:

A: Brazil, Croatia
B: Spain, Netherlands
C: Colombia, Japan
D: Italy, Uruguay
E: Switzerland, France
F: Argentina, Bosnia-Herzigowina
G: Germany, Portugal
H: Belgium, Russia

Second round predictions:

Brazil over the Netherlands
Spain over Croatia
Uruguay over Colombia
Italy over Japan
Switzerland over Bosnia-Herzigowina
Argentina over France
Germany over Russia
Belgium over Portugal

Quarterfinal predictions:

Brazil over Uruguay
Spain over Italy
Germany over Switzerland
Argentina over Belgium

Semifinal predictions:

Germany over Brazil
Spain over Argentina

Final prediction:

Germany wins the world cup scoring 14 goals in the cup.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012



Underarm incident

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
I a shocked this wasn't posted

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!

Probably because despite being insane Diouf was actually awesome in a Suarez kind of way. :colbert:

Munin
Nov 14, 2004



I was going to. The trochanter one specifically. Shamefully, it was the first thing I could think of.

Guitar_Hero posted:

That said, here's something to contribute - Jack Wilshere's goal against Norwich, the Premier League goal of the season this year:


One of my favourite goals ever. Beats the Bergkamp goal against Newcastle hands down in my opinion and makes a change from the long series of "sweet strike from improbable location" parade you generally get.

I've been trying to find some gifs of footballing legend Matt Le Tissier for some of the beautiful football he produced out of an improbable frame but been drawing a blank. :(

P.S. I looked up Arfon Griffiths and he not only was Wrexham's most capped player but then also guided them through two promotions and a run to the European Cup Winner's Cup quarter final. He even briefly played for Arsenal.

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew


And I wish I could find my favorite baseball gif, but I can't. It's the one where Jose Fernandez of the Marlins catches a ball hit straight at him, and the batter stops, and just asks, "Did you catch that?" and Fernandez just says, "Yes. Yes I did." Wish I could find a small one that isn't 5mb.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Sir Potato posted:



And I wish I could find my favorite baseball gif, but I can't. It's the one where Jose Fernandez of the Marlins catches a ball hit straight at him, and the batter stops, and just asks, "Did you catch that?" and Fernandez just says, "Yes. Yes I did." Wish I could find a small one that isn't 5mb.



This one?

(And give Sir Potato credit for this, by the way).

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

My favorite sports gifs don't actually involve athletes...

Here is a kid way into his turkey leg at an OSU football game:


And here is a T-Rex:

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew

Bobbin Threadbare posted:



This one?

(And give Sir Potato credit for this, by the way).

Thank you very much Bobbin. I used to have it saved on my bookmarks but I lost all of them.

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013


I wish I could've found the gif I wanted. All I'll say is if you look up Eddy Bosnar free kicks, you won't be disappointed.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012




My soft spot for Italy usually undoes me in these contest.

sulovilen
May 6, 2013


Mostly based on rankings and 2010 (Spain scored a total of 8 goals in 7 matches).

FailAtMagic
Apr 11, 2011
Poland sucks so might as well go for the neighbours


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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006
I miss the old Champ Man 2 days when you could set your tactic to 5-3-2 (attacking OR defending, for subtlety) and just watch your team roll over everyone. I would love to play this game and recreate the days of taking Mansfield Town to the top flight, but I don't like football irl and I don't understand the first thing about how it's played, and these next-gen simulations always curbstomp me. I do like team-building strategy roleplaying games though. Bring back Champ Man 2 imo.

Also nice thread.

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