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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Why do people call wallpapers or background images "screensavers"? :( A static image on your desktop is the exact opposite of a screensaver you loving retard.

edit: I realize this has been cemented in modern lexicon and it's too late to stop it




vv It's in the last image on the previous page:

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HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

SLOSifl posted:

Why do people call wallpapers or background images "screensavers"? :( A static image on your desktop is the exact opposite of a screensaver you loving retard.

Who does that? I've never heard that. That's a wallpaper, screensavers animate to stop burn-in (does burn in even happen any more???). Maybe you should talk to smarter people.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


HellCopter posted:

Who does that? I've never heard that. That's a wallpaper, screensavers animate to stop burn-in (does burn in even happen any more???). Maybe you should talk to smarter people.

Lots of people call wallpapers screensavers, and no, burn-in doesn't happen any more. Unless you're still using a CRT. I'd guess that that's the reason people use the term "incorrectly" now. Screensavers stopped being a thing that was used to protect the screen and became a purely decorative thing, because people kept using them even though they were no longer necessary, which meant that the name no longer made sense, and on a phone the "screensaver" image appears when your phone is locked, ie. when you're not using it, just like screensavers on computers.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Brocktoon posted:

Shouldn't that be "Hu", "Watt" and "Idunno"?

Bastard!

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Tiggum posted:

Lots of people call wallpapers screensavers, and no, burn-in doesn't happen any more. Unless you're still using a CRT. I'd guess that that's the reason people use the term "incorrectly" now. Screensavers stopped being a thing that was used to protect the screen and became a purely decorative thing, because people kept using them even though they were no longer necessary, which meant that the name no longer made sense, and on a phone the "screensaver" image appears when your phone is locked, ie. when you're not using it, just like screensavers on computers.
Is there a way to lock a pc after some time without the use of the screensaver function?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Please, turn in your computer license.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
I've always tied my lock time to monitor auto-off so I don't know if it blips straight to the lock screen or not :iiam:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
European Donald Duck magazines made a classic mistake and had Chinese writing meaning "pull poo poo" or something like that.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Tiggum posted:

Lots of people call wallpapers screensavers, and no, burn-in doesn't happen any more. Unless you're still using a CRT.

I'm pretty sure that burn-in is theoretically possible as long as the backlight produces heat. Not that it's common in any way shape or form. But if your monitor is on the same static display for weeks or months you might have something to worry about.

fake edit: It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the heat produced by a backlight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_burn-in

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I had no idea that the default iPad background is a photograph of a body of water. I definitely had no idea that that body of water is Pyramid lake. I am reading this thread on my iPad, and I live in Nevada.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Mogomra posted:

I'm pretty sure that burn-in is theoretically possible as long as the backlight produces heat. Not that it's common in any way shape or form. But if your monitor is on the same static display for weeks or months you might have something to worry about.

fake edit: It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the heat produced by a backlight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_burn-in

We have some old rear end lcd monitors that have the windows log in box burned in to them. Er had, they got recycled.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Where's the funny?

Fish and Chimps
Feb 16, 2012

mmmfff
Fun Shoe

Captain Trips posted:

Where's the funny?

The last panel has no text

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

TheBlobThing posted:

The last panel has no text

But the last panel would be better if it had some text.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I imagine the first panel has no text, and the second panel is him looking at us, and the third is his reaction.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Captain Trips posted:

But the last panel would be better if it had some text.

Every commuter knows the text by heart. It's him thinking about suicide.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Captain Trips posted:

But the last panel would be better if it had some text.

Goons - finding ways to make something average even less funny since 1999!

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I enjoy it immensely because I see that face every morning on my way to work.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

TheDon01 posted:

I just took my grandmother to the zoo the other day. One of the brown bears in the cage was beating off the entire time, at least the 10 minutes we were at that exhibit.

Cheeky fella there on the left


It was like that Conan O'Brien skit, the guy would just stare at the crowd like "What's up? :fap: "

Well with a lovely enclosure like that, what else are they supposed to do?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
This is an actual TV show that existed

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

HiipFire posted:

This is an actual TV show that existed



For literally 1 episode. There were 7 more, but they never aired and I don't think you can get them anywhere.

The only episode ever to air is up on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Also of note, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" was allegedly cancelled during its first broadcast.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

cobalt impurity posted:

Also of note, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" was allegedly cancelled during its first broadcast.

wow

That is amazing to hear

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

cobalt impurity posted:

Also of note, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" was allegedly cancelled during its first broadcast.

I bet the writers did Nazi that coming.

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011





http://comicsalliance.com/spider-man-statue-south-korea-gigantic-boner-eunsuk-yoo/

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
They call that a gigantic boner? Oh right, Korea.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

cobalt impurity posted:

Also of note, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" was allegedly cancelled during its first broadcast.

That was 'Turn-On'. 'Heil Honey' made its way all the way through the first episode, presumably because all of the higher ups at Galaxy were too stunned by the Kristallnacht joke to do anything but stare helplessly.

Babunar
Sep 15, 2009

Paladinus posted:

The most popular British news website, ladies and gentlemen. :tipshat:

Most-visited "news" website in the WORLD, actually!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
The text of the article is a work of art :allears:

quote:

After erecting a statue of Spider-Man in a South Korean shopping center, artist Eunsuk Yoo met stiff resistance from the people who run it. It seems they took a long, hard look at the spectacular piece after suspicions were aroused about its suitability. The statue has now been yanked off, despite being impressively hung on that wall for almost a year. Yoo may feel he got the shaft, but one hopes he understands the thrust of the mall’s decision.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


(Cake fail picture unrelated).



Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

The way too friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Picnic Princess posted:

Well with a lovely enclosure like that, what else are they supposed to do?

It's actually not that bad of an enclosure, that is only about 10% of the entire space and the only part that's gravel. It's the corner by the double doors for when they move the bears/clean the enclosure and it happens to be where there was a large crowd of people that the bears seemed to be interested in. They got a lot of grass, a cool giant cargo-net hammock, a pond and some barrels/tire swing toys off to the right.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Junius
May 14, 2006

Thank you, entertainment committee.

... what?

Edit: Oh, hey, there's another whole page of content I didn't see. Oops.

Junius has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Jun 12, 2014

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

quote:

Spider-Man Statue Removed From South Korean Playground Because It Has A Gigantic Boner

That headline reads like something you would get playing mad libs.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Polaron posted:

That was 'Turn-On'. 'Heil Honey' made its way all the way through the first episode, presumably because all of the higher ups at Galaxy were too stunned by the Kristallnacht joke to do anything but stare helplessly.

There was also a 1992 show Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos where the station owner Kerry Packer famously tuned in, hated it and rang the station and ordered it to be taken off immediately. The host Doug Mulray was also banned for life from appearing on that station but eventually returned after Packer died, and the show was aired in full :nws: in 2008.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There was also a 1992 show Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos where the station owner Kerry Packer famously tuned in, hated it and rang the station and ordered it to be taken off immediately. The host Doug Mulray was also banned for life from appearing on that station but eventually returned after Packer died, and the show was aired in full :nws: in 2008.

Wow so thats where he went! I wondered occasionally about what happened.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

He really looked a lot different before the car accident and the booze took their toll.

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