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Kodo
Jul 20, 2003

THIS IS HOW YOUR CANDIDATE EATS CINNAMON ROLLS, KODO
I'm rooting for Germany, Japan, and USA. I was born in USA but currently live in Japan. My dad is German and my mom is Japanese, so I've been watching the world cup as long as I can remember. I also played soccer, because every German parent secretly harbors dreams that their children will represent the Mannschaft (I failed him miserably). Despite all this, I consider myself still a newbie when it comes to soccer. I just never understood the mechanics and couldn't remember player names for the life of me.

And yet the world cup gets me excited every time it comes around, even with all the horrible poo poo surrounding FIFA. Destroy FIFA, keep the Fußball. I like supporting the USA and Japan, but I go in knowing that disappointment is the name of the game with these two teams. I eagerly await the next time Germany will win again, getting in the semis two cups running at least makes me feel good about their consistency.

Italy are my mortal enemies since 2006. They knocked out my beloved Germans and hurt Zidane's feelings. I enjoy it every time they crash out. Schadenfreude, indeed. Or just straight sadism.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Hello Kodo, please read this;

tbp posted:

You can only support your country, the one you were born in unless you moved at like >1 yr old

You can be sort of happy if other countries do cool poo poo but you can not be that happy

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Have you ever thought about our blind forums users? What if they can't read?

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Soulex posted:

Have you ever thought about our blind forums users? What if they can't read?

If they're blind how are they even watching the football?

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Mean Bean Machine posted:

If they're blind how are they even watching the football?

Um have you heard of the rADIO??

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Mean Bean Machine posted:

If they're blind how are they even watching the football?

very carefully

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Traditionally the blind are too busy refereeing for it to be an issue

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Tsaedje posted:

Traditionally the blind are too busy refereeing for it to be an issue

Yeah they don't support any team in particular just whichever pays them the most so I'm pretty sure forum rules don't apply.

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?
I'm supporting the USA because it is god's favorite country and because I love Jozy. Backup team is Brazil because I'm sentimental.

troofs
Feb 28, 2011

The better Manning.
I support the US because that's where I was born and lived for most of my life. I am also supporting England because that's where my mom and all of my extended family is from.

When both of those teams lose in the group stages I'll probably support the Netherlands because that's where I live, but honestly I might just root against them so I can make fun of my friends and coworkers.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

Support whoever the gently caress you want imo


I for example support Glorious Nippon because I like Vegeta, the SNES-era Final Fantasies and Kenta Kobashi.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

troofs posted:

When both of those teams lose in the group stages I'll probably support the Netherlands because that's where I live, but honestly I might just root against them so I can make fun of my friends and coworkers.

You should troll them about how poo poo their team is

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
I only come out around here during World Cup time because I am a poseur.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Rooney McNibnug posted:

I only come out around here during World Cup time because I am a poseur.

WElcome.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax
The USMT link in the OP links to Ze Germans. Maybe intentional and I'm getting trolled lol. I like USA because I'm 'Mercan and I like to get my hopes up only to have them crushed into the dirt.

I hope Brazil loses every match.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Tsaedje posted:

Traditionally the blind are too busy refereeing for it to be an issue

#woah. If the refs are normally bad it will still be a massive improvement over 2010 #fixed

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Alex DeLarge posted:

The USMT link in the OP links to Ze Germans. Maybe intentional and I'm getting trolled lol. I like USA because I'm 'Mercan and I like to get my hopes up only to have them crushed into the dirt.

I hope Brazil loses every match.

USMNT here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637691

Baggins
Feb 21, 2007

Like a Great Wind!
I will support football, and may the best team win!

To find your team, look at this helpful chart to find a playing style that you like:

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
I predict that on Monday Jozy Altidore will score a hat trick.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Baggins posted:

I will support football, and may the best team win!

To find your team, look at this helpful chart to find a playing style that you like:



Nice casual racism

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
ALWAYS ALWAYS

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Raffles posted:

There sure a lot of rules about how you should enjoy football
the only rule is that there are no rules! have fun, break the mould. but most importantly, cheer!

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
I am supporting Japan because anime.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
I'm an American by birth and will be supporting them, however I was also Born and Raised in Germany so I will also be supporting them.

General Probe fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jun 12, 2014

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

General Probe posted:

I'm an American by birth and will be supporting them, however I was also Born and Raised in Germany so I will also be supporting them.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

General Probe posted:

I'm an American by birth and will be supporting them, however I was also Born and Raised in Germany so I will also be supporting them also.

What nationality do you identify as?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

there are a disproportionate amount of german americans on these forums

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

mynameisjohn posted:

there are a disproportionate amount of german americans on these forums

and in the usmnt

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

mynameisjohn posted:

there are a disproportionate amount of german americans on these forums

There's a disproportionate amount of american military bases in Germany, though. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Azerban posted:

Please watch the U-20 Womens World Cup and Actual Womens World Cup, held in your country this year and next year respectively.

Do not troll the new fan thread.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

What nationality do you identify as?

German-American, germerican if you will.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

What nationality do you identify as?

Perhaps he's one of those fabled duel citizens I've heard so much about

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

mynameisjohn posted:

there are a disproportionate amount of german americans on these forums

I'd love to root for Ireland too but you know, drunks.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

General Probe posted:

German-American, germerican if you will.

Do not feel restricted, friend. You can choose to be any nationality you wish for as long as you like.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
In west germany born and raised

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Pissflaps posted:

In west germany born and raised

on the playground he shunned both the jews and the gays

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

The Mash posted:

on the playground he shunned both the jews and the gays

lel

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

The Mash posted:

on the playground he shunned both the jews and the gays

chillin out gassin, rounding up the fools

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

The Mash posted:

on the playground he shunned both the jews and the gays

chillin out maxin gassing the jews
and shooting some untermensch outside of the school

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gigi Galli posted:

There's a disproportionate amount of american military bases in Germany, though. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.

I can explain this.

Someone that is serving overseas in Germany and has a child gives that child Dual Citizenship until their 24th Birthday when they must choose one or the other. So, it's very possible and reasonable to like both if you are in that type of environment.

These people have an [siren]official[/siren] German passport and an International one. They then report the birth to the Counslar and get the US to recognize them as a US Citizen.

It's actually pretty cool, and I wish I was a Dual Citizen cause I would have gone to Germany a long time ago.

Edit: forgot to mention, this is still true even if the couple are both American.

Soulex fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 12, 2014

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