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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I was at Target one day and there was a woman wearing these really ridiculously high heels with like a two inch platform, and she faceplanted right in the main aisle even worse than this. 
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Is the schadenfreude for that one that someone got a really lovely pizza?
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I love how the car stop juuust before hitting the parked car-and then still manages to reverse into it.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/10/oregon-police-suspect-dead-high-school-shooting I was going to post the latest school shooting, followed by posting every school shooting in America here until the end of time, but Wikipedia has a nice list. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States#2010s There's over a 100 shootings in just this decade.
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Merijn posted:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/10/oregon-police-suspect-dead-high-school-shooting ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens quote:At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past five years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
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At this rate the only thing not discussed in this thread will be the Holocaust and we all know it didn't even happen.
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Merijn posted:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/10/oregon-police-suspect-dead-high-school-shooting What I find more scary than the shootings themselves is the number of Americans who believe these shootings are actually staged using actors and mind-controlled kids to enforce a gun-control agenda, and eventually global communism and forced labor camps. Paranoia seems to become increasingly popular and the "PYF Idiots on social media" shows there is no shortage of crazy paranoid idiots in the US. Who knows what can happen when they loose it? http://www.newsweek.com/2014/05/23/plots-destroy-america-251123.html edit: almost all the people commenting this article sound crazy. SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 10:57 on Jun 12, 2014 |
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Good thing your country is so hell bent on building fences and protecting your borders, it might work in not letting you out as well!
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I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYUtNdFwMuQ Skip to 2:10 for the relevant part.
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Poison Mushroom posted:I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. That. Was. Beautiful.  Ignoring the multiple warnings, the punch, flopping to the ground. Amazing.
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Poison Mushroom posted:I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. So satisfying.
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Poison Mushroom posted:I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. "Back the gently caress up...Nigg-ayh (?)" 
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Poison Mushroom posted:I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. Serves him right for thinking this weak rear end poo poo counts as a 'prank'. No set up, just a bad pun and a very punchable face.
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This happened just this morning. I was sitting in line in the left turn lane waiting to get out of my neighborhood. The light turns green and as the line of cars waiting to turn left begins to move a mustang with racing stripes darts up the right turn lane passing everybody and turns left in front of the second car in line. As I pull onto the road I can see him moving from one lane to another passing everybody before disappearing into the distance as traffic stops at the next light. A mile up the road I pull onto the highway and not half a mile later who do I pass on the side of the highway because he got pulled over? It bought a smile to my face.
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The End posted:Serves him right for thinking this weak rear end poo poo counts as a 'prank'. No set up, just a bad pun and a very punchable face. Thanks to YouTube and Reddit, basically everything is an "OMG EPIC PRANK" because ~*~ LOL SO RANDOM ~*~. Naturally anyone who points out that it isn't actually amusing or interesting just doesn't "get it". 
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What impresses me about most of these parkour wipeouts is that the guy still manages to land on his feet, more or less. I'd fold my rear end and face into a new kind of hydbrid assface organ and bounce it off of every surface between the point of impact and pavement.
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flakeloaf posted:What impresses me about most of these parkour wipeouts is that the guy still manages to land on his feet, more or less. I'd fold my rear end and face into a new kind of hydbrid assface organ and bounce it off of every surface between the point of impact and pavement. It's classic fence jumping response.
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flakeloaf posted:What impresses me about most of these parkour wipeouts is that the guy still manages to land on his feet, more or less. I'd fold my rear end and face into a new kind of hydbrid assface organ and bounce it off of every surface between the point of impact and pavement. Apparently a big part of parkour is learning how to fall and land properly and in that dude's defense he pretty much landed perfectly.
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Hurdle Failure This was posted on Deadspin today.
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Rabble posted:Hurdle Failure Note this amazing remark: "Not his fault. White males just aren't used to overcoming barriers."
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This is from way back, but it's absolutely incredible. "I'M YOUR SON!" 
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Rabble posted:Hurdle Failure Thanks for posting that. A link brought me here. http://fittish.deadspin.com/reporter-runs-with-marathoners-does-not-get-her-questi-1584444834 I think the reporter who tried to run alongside the pro marathon runners to get a question underestimated just how fast the pace they keep for 26 miles is 
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Poison Mushroom posted:I wrote up this big long response about immigration and gun laws and bla bla bla here's a dumbass getting knocked out and having to get stitches because he kept pushing on a prank from a guy who is clearly not going to take his poo poo. Yay! That's what I'm talking about
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Man decides to build an Arcade in his apartment, drives away his initially supportive fiancee:quote:“It’s loving perfect that the Lord of the Rings pinball is getting here the same night she’s going on her first date with someone else, which means I won.”
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Was watching news bloopers, stumbled across this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om8gCzSBl5Q&feature=youtu.be&t=5m14s Starting at 5:14, it's a bonanza of one woman making passive aggressive remarks to her coworker over and over again, seemingly while intoxicated. It's hypnotic.
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trapped mouse posted:Was watching news bloopers, stumbled across this gem: Holy hell that brunette is a massive bitch and the blonde just takes it like a pro and does not crack.
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Merijn posted:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/10/oregon-police-suspect-dead-high-school-shooting A good portion of those appear to be things along the lines of "a gang member got shot at 2AM four blocks away from the school during a drug deal" rather than "somebody shot up the school." Dutch rednecks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrWH3BQ1FI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv_CmrRZljA
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C.M. Kruger posted:A good portion of those appear to be things along the lines of "a gang member got shot at 2AM four blocks away from the school during a drug deal" rather than "somebody shot up the school." I'm sure people will feel better about sending their kids there knowing that. I'm 5'8", 150lbs and got lectured about my weight at my recent work medical by some short greasy spherical woman who got out of breath talking. She had a minor heart attack yesterday 
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Indolent Bastard posted:Holy hell that brunette is a massive bitch and the blonde just takes it like a pro and does not crack. When you see stuff like that, they are either the worst enemies or the best friends. Actually they're pretty good friends!
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Cakefool posted:at my recent work medical At your what?
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hooah posted:At your what? Some jobs require you to get a periodic exam, or 'medical' every now and again to make sure you're still capable of performing your duties, haven't hurt yourself, or whatnot.
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Ahh, must be a British/American English difference I just haven't run across before.
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hooah posted:Ahh, must be a British/American English difference I just haven't run across before. Work medicals happen in the UK as well, though I think they might be more common in the US
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Yes, it's a semi-voluntary free checkup that includes mobility checks, bloods etc, hearing, sight. It's good evidence for any future claim if I have one, reassurance I'm not dead if I don't. The results of this check put my BMI bang on "ideal", cholesterol slightly high. She had a go about watching what I eat, exercise, amount of time spent sitting etc. From a nearly spherical woman who sweats when she talks. I honestly laughed out loud when I head she was stretchered away.
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I think the confusion might be because most people I know call them physicals, rather than medicals.
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trapped mouse posted:Was watching news bloopers, stumbled across this gem: Good lord. That Brunette is Little Miss Snarky McSnarkerton. Is there some story to this? Did the blonde sleep with her husband or what? Props to the blonde for keeping it professional, though. I would have trouble not snarking back in the same situation.
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Cakefool posted:Yes, it's a semi-voluntary free checkup that includes mobility checks, bloods etc, hearing, sight. It's good evidence for any future claim if I have one, reassurance I'm not dead if I don't. They are also done for the company to get discounts on their health insurance. My last job did these, and we would actually get paid like $50 as long as we kept doing them every year.
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Yvonmukluk posted:Man decides to build an Arcade in his apartment, drives away his initially supportive fiancee: At first I thought the Wired article was going to be a positive spin, but it's really more a drama piece about an addict and how he's ruining his life. I thought that quote was fake at first, and now I'm just sad. Dude's buying pinball machines now - do you think he has any real friends?
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Kruller posted:I think the confusion might be because most people I know call them physicals, rather than medicals. Yeah, I didn't mention this in my last post. "Exam" or "physical" wouldn't have thrown me at all. I've only seen/heard "medical" used as an adjective/adverb.
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