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Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.


Except that's not James Hetfield in the pic - that's conservative writer Doug Giles, who has another pic of him with that bear posted here.

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Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
that poor bear.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
That's a big loving bear.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

The Time Dissolver posted:

That public schools leave kids unprepared for adulthood and unable to think for themselves seems like something easy to get on board with until you realize that the alternative is loving homeschooling.

Hey now don't forget for-profit private schools. Free-Marketus, patron saint of loving poors, says profits will improve education.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Edward_Lapine posted:


Context: 400+lbs Paramedic I know. Nice dude overall.

I'm usually picky with adding people on Facebook since most of the people I work with in public safety just post "IMPEACH OBAMA" and "CANT TAKE ARE GUNS" all the time. :911:

This one makes no sense, as fat dudes have the easiest time carrying concealed.

Danyull
Jan 16, 2011



Guys stop making fun of me I'm really a lot smarter than all of you :qq:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I write like poo poo and I'm just as dumb. DEBUNKED!

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
I think my handwriting is horrible because of the horrible state of the public school system.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Mogomra posted:

I think my handwriting is horrible because of the horrible state of the public school system.

It's true. Studies have shown that the legibility of students' handwriting drops after they're given the public school instruction for cursive.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Tunicate posted:

It's true. Studies have shown that the legibility of students' handwriting drops after they're given the public school instruction for cursive.

We had a math teacher from eastern europe that wrote the letter 'z' the same as the cursive cyrillic 'ze' character ('З'), which made her algebra loving awful to read - I bet poo poo like that doesn't happen in posho schools.

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

SybilVimes posted:

We had a math teacher from eastern europe that wrote the letter 'z' the same as the cursive cyrillic 'ze' character ('З'), which made her algebra loving awful to read - I bet poo poo like that doesn't happen in posho schools.

I have a habit of writing the fancy versions of 4 and 7 but have managed to stop using the fancy s and z characters I learnt from private education.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

DemeaninDemon posted:

Hey now don't forget for-profit private schools. Free-Marketus, patron saint of loving poors, says profits will improve education.
George Orwell wrote about for-profit schools in his novel A Clergyman's Daughter. They are what you'd expect something in a George Orwell novel to be, i.e., so unsparingly grim that it becomes sort of hilarious.

eta: I started crossing my z's and 7's because that was a good way to keep from misreading them as 2's in math class, and now that I know people are annoyed by that, I have every incentive to keep doing it.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

into the void posted:

You can also have Kluver Bucy Syndrome, where the patient has a diminished fear response. It also produces hypersexuality, such as in the case of this cat that is humping everything without fear of reprisals or societal judgment:

Bottom corner: That's cat on cat on cat, btw. Because Science.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kl%C3%BCver%E2%80%93Bucy_syndrome

Holy poo poo, I think my rabbit has this. She isn't afraid of anything - I used to take her out with me a lot and nothing bothered her, even in shopping malls days before christmas. She'd fall asleep while I carried her. She's walked up to giant dogs and won a territorial fight with a 17lb cat in his own house. Her vet is one of the top rabbit vets in the country and she said my bunny has the calmest heart rate she's ever seen in one, even when in a cage in the back with all of the noises. She also humps EVERYTHING. I got her a couple of stuffed bunnies that she humps all the time, but she still tries to occasionally hump the dogs. Seriously, a 3lb rabbit jumping on the back of a 60lb dog and vigorously humping him.

JULIAN ASSANGE
Dec 6, 2012

Julian Assange FACT:
If you unzipped my pants, you would only find more pants.
There's a huge party this Friday celebrating the full moon and someone just posted this in the event.



EDIT:

SteveVizsla posted:

Holy poo poo, I think my rabbit has this. She isn't afraid of anything - I used to take her out with me a lot and nothing bothered her, even in shopping malls days before christmas. She'd fall asleep while I carried her. She's walked up to giant dogs and won a territorial fight with a 17lb cat in his own house. Her vet is one of the top rabbit vets in the country and she said my bunny has the calmest heart rate she's ever seen in one, even when in a cage in the back with all of the noises. She also humps EVERYTHING. I got her a couple of stuffed bunnies that she humps all the time, but she still tries to occasionally hump the dogs. Seriously, a 3lb rabbit jumping on the back of a 60lb dog and vigorously humping him.

Please tell me that your rabbit is spayed.

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SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

JULIAN ASSANGE posted:

Please tell me that your rabbit is spayed.

Spayed at 9 1/2 months, that's when she was kept in the back of the vet's office. She's 5 1/2 years old now.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Females hump? Is that a rabbit thing or something?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FrozenVent posted:

Females hump? Is that a rabbit thing or something?

They assert dominance. It's not a wholly Rabbit thing.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Surely you have had females hump your leg to show you who is boss?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

Surely you have had females hump your leg to show you who is boss?

;-*

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

RFC2324 posted:

Surely you have had females hump your leg to show you who is boss?

Yeah but only because I drive women so crazy they'll rub their crotch on everything they can get a hold of :whatup:

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
punch them in the snout to establish your dominance.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Where do you live that leg wenches are not a common occurrence? Not in Cimmeria, surely :black101:

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Guest2553 posted:

Where do you live that leg wenches are not a common occurrence? Not in Cimmeria, surely :black101:
No, no, I'm from the Cimbrian People's Republic. An easy mistake to make.

NightWig
Aug 12, 2013








He's just all kinds of stupid, this guy.

Plus he posts poo poo like this on his facebook. (might be :nws:)

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck: I'm curious, is this guy just a brony or is he also a furry?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Tracula posted:

The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck: I'm curious, is this guy just a brony or is he also a furry?

I really don't think there is a difference, and if there is one, furries actually come out favorably in the comparison.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Tracula posted:

The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck:

I don't see what's confusing about "I want to go to the land of <foreign culture> and gently caress all their women." This just also has the stereotype of emasculated Asian men.

Alternatively he's using the big-titted Japanese woman as a cover for wanting to gently caress an Asian dude.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Tracula posted:

The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck:

"Hulkamaniac Juggalo Brony Bro Army" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

NightWig
Aug 12, 2013

Tracula posted:

The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck: I'm curious, is this guy just a brony or is he also a furry?

I think he might be a furry, but he's more vocal in being a brony and posting poo poo like that.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Bronies aren't really that distinct from furries. If anything, they appear to be the modern gateway into the furry fandom. Also, both are equally annoying.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Except a bunch of bronies hate furries and furries hate bronies. I think the difference is that not all furries are pedophiles.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

moerketid posted:

Except a bunch of bronies hate furries and furries hate bronies. I think the difference is that not all furries are pedophiles.

There is some overlap but it's amusing how much the groups hate each other. There is something hilarious to me about conservative bronies and/or furries though.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

kirbysuperstar posted:

"Hulkamaniac Juggalo Brony Bro Army" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

whacha gonna do when the barrels and neighsayers come after you brother

Edward_Lapine
Jan 21, 2011

I thought you were actually gay, I mean...
So did I, for a bit, but then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING!
I've always considered Bronies were a sect of Furries. By definition Bronies are Furries, just more succint focusing on one show while furries are anything anthropomorphic. Bronies are just the trendy weirdos now.

Okay, I was saving this because this idiot on social media has always been a nice guy and a good paramedic, but he's probably the craziest Facebook friend I have. As I mentioned earlier I work in public safety (EMS/Police/Fire), so most people I friend from this spectrum tend to fit the extreme right, pro-guns, Ronnie Reagan worship, Obama is destroying America, and dog whistle racism, etc. It's all been typical stuff that's posted here. :tinfoil:


But this guy is a "published author". He's been promoting his book on Facebook.

http://www.amazon.com/War-Backyard-Spike-Bowan-ebook/dp/B00JV5R0R6/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1398736377&sr=8-8&keywords=spike+bowan

Amazon.com posted:

"This is the compilation of the first 4 books in the series. The country has been invaded, the U.N. is gone and the U.S. Military has been decimated! Mass executions, prison camps and traitors turning their own neighbors in to the S.O.N.;The Socialist Order of Nations. Just to protect themselves. The resistance is fighting back. A motley crew of veterans, police and average citizens fight the tyranny of a foreign power that has been aided by turncoats in our own system of government. Will you fight? Or will you capitulate and be a slave? This Action/Adventure is a non-stop, pulse pounding thrill ride! With thousands of fans already, Spike Bowan keeps you hooked from the first sentence on. The story is told from the first person perspective, in REAL TIME as it is happening by different narrators in every chapter!
"

He also made a YouTube trailer for his book: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkTQlIkDVvA

The video is a hilarious mess.

Edward_Lapine has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Jun 13, 2014

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Edward_Lapine posted:

I've always considered Bronies were a sect of Furries. By definition Bronies are Furries, just more succint focusing on one show while furries are anything anthropomorphic. Bronies are just the trendy weirdos now.

Okay, I was saving this because this idiot on social media has always been a nice guy and a good paramedic, but he's probably the craziest Facebook friend I have. As I mentioned earlier I work in public safety (EMS/Police/Fire), so most people I friend from this spectrum tend to fit the extreme right, pro-guns, Ronnie Reagan worship, Obama is destroying America, and dog whistle racism, etc. It's all been typical stuff that's posted here. :tinfoil:

You missed the title bar and the URL. Although I doubt that's his real name.

Edward_Lapine
Jan 21, 2011

I thought you were actually gay, I mean...
So did I, for a bit, but then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene, and all that DANCING!

Teddybear posted:

You missed the title bar and the URL. Although I doubt that's his real name.

Sorry, I fixed it in the edit. Thanks for pointing it out.

Edward_Lapine has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Jun 13, 2014

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

NightWig posted:


He's just all kinds of stupid, this guy.

I'm curious about the sorting methods for this chart. World War One alone killed 40 million people, and that's more than the second row adds up to.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!


Next full moon... in 29 days, like always.

NightWig
Aug 12, 2013

Byzantine posted:

I'm curious about the sorting methods for this chart. World War One alone killed 40 million people, and that's more than the second row adds up to.

It probably dismisses a lot of deaths in a lot of wars just to be smug against "statists".

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

ol qwerty bastard posted:



Next full moon... in 29 days, like always.

Yeah but it won't be on Friday the 13th.

Of course, he got the date wrong anyway.

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