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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

[Insert "that's racist".gif here]

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Hell if I know.

Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Zachary Nixon Johnson


Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy


Hell if I know.

Gilchrest's creative process, I think.

Achernar
Sep 2, 2011

I really hate Wish and Taffy. It's like they got married without ever even speaking to each other.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Indolent Bastard posted:

[Insert "that's racist".gif here]

Sorry, at 00:24 it's all I got.. Somebody's avatar probably.



Regardless, Axemaniac... :golfclap: as usual.

:v:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Well, since no one else did it...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress this guy.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones


Hey, now. <:mad:>


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Come on, you could have done that joke better.



And live on stage: Guy Gilchrist! Rotten eggs and tomatoes $1 each, all profits go to charity!

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


This has become a punishment for people who like to think.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Geech: Better than Monty edition!



Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Howard Beale posted:

This has become a punishment for people who like to think.

My guess was that the one guy near the middle had stuffed it into his beard.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Howard Beale posted:

This has become a punishment for people who like to think.

I spent five minutes staring at it and only noticed the one woman with the pearls in her hair, not the other. I thought the guy in the green suit from the first party scene put the pearls on and then put on a big white fake beard on top of it.

goddammit efb

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Retail

Apparently the entire staff of Retail have spent the past week standing around meekly and letting themselves be jerked around by the inventory supervisor because they're lame chumps, and Cooper sucks at keeping backups of important documentation because he is an incompetent manager.


Retail manages to top itself in both lameness and stupidity. I can't wait :geno:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

I don't know either but I like it.

Dustin

"Can you lend me ten bucks?" How did you let perfect opportunity for pedantry pass you?


She looks like a cross between your mom and your sister Dustin. Bail now before she makes you pick up the tab for the wine she ordered without you too.

On the Fastrack

Why would that matt... ugh, gross. And Dethany encourages avian cannibalism.


Who's calling who normal?

Safe Havens

Five bed, three bath?


So, Fastrack actually got time-frozen two years ago while Safe Havens didn't, making this take place two years after today's Fastrack. Over that time period everyone more competent in that strip must have died so they had no choice but to promote Dethany to project manager.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician

I actually kind of hope the entire chapter is Mandrake talking about aliens while Narda looks bored and plays along.

The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Hey, there, whoever called that one. :golfclap:

It was pretty obvious but I'm going to pat myself on the back anyway. :cool:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Hey, there, whoever called that one. :golfclap:

YES! YES! It's happening!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless



Or was that the joke?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


This comic is even worse than Nancy. Just the way he draws the dogs' eyes. Also the fact that there's absolutely no reason for the additional G in "Dogg". It doesn't mean or signify anything! :argh:

tiistai posted:

Fingerpori


Every online dictionary says that niskalenkki is a clothesline but I kinda doubt that. I don't know anything about wrestling though.
Clotheslining someone is knocking them down by holding your arm out straight (like a clothesline) as they run into it. As far as I know it's just a pro wrestling thing though, I don't think the term or the move are used in the actual sport of wrestling.

Who are all these people? This school only has about a dozen students.

Midnight Moth posted:

Retail

Cooper sucks at keeping backups of important documentation because he is an incompetent manager.
Seriously. His only copy of that was a single piece of paper? He didn't write it on a computer or even make a photocopy?

Midnight Moth posted:

On the Fastrack

Why would that matt... ugh, gross. And Dethany encourages avian cannibalism.
If that's cannibalism then so is a human eating beef. Lenore is not a chicken.

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Five bed, three bath?
Nine people, three bathrooms. That seems like enough to me. :shrug:


Zits


Are they threatening to have sex in their son's bed?

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Tiggum posted:

Nine people, three bathrooms. That seems like enough to me. :shrug:

Because they are infested with mermaids or people about to become mermaids because they shouted other people they didn't know were mermaids lunch 3 times and that counts as 'saving their life' so they spontaneously in the middle of traffic grow a fish tail and crash their loving car because HOLBROOK :argh:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

b]Zits[/b]


Are they threatening to have sex in their son's bed?
Yes. Comic book artists are now clearly taunting us to edit their cartoons, but I'm going to wait patiently for Brooke to do another hand-sex strip, so I can Ito the crap out of that bitch!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

Juliet Jones


"Does this smell like farts to you?" - Grady Worlock, rubbing his fist across Ms. Mellet's face.

quote:

Rip Kirby


"I'm going to dump you and make you confused and sad." This is the worst revenge ever.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Retail is a melodramatic exaggeration of the real thing for sure, but I've worked a lot of retail and temporary count sheets like that are not duplicated. If someone were to throw them out as sabotage, it would totally work, but that inventory company manager would just be getting himself in big trouble for dragging things out and running up costs. It's career suicide for pretty revenge so about on par with the rest of the strip.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy's little friend continues his fight against the feds. (March 25, 1927)



Peanuts (June 16, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



The perfect start for a new life together in the Funkyverse: death from the skies!

Popeye



Rip Haywire

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Well considering that your suspicions have been aroused, Chelle, I'd be a little more stealthy rather than just blundering through that door like you're probably going to do.

Non Sequitur



Bad, Wiley.

Heavenly Nostrils



That's it? It's like Dana said, gently caress it, it's Friday, I'm done.

Kliban



Bernard's high again.

9 Chickweed Lane 6/13/2003



I really think "demobilize" is entirely the wrong word here, Brooke.

TIGGUM! :argh:

gently caress it, I'll post it anyway...

Zits



Screwing on his bed is exactly what they're insinuating. Messing with your kid's minds is one of the best parts of being a parent. :v:

Kevin & Kell



:ughh: Good, I'm glad it's Friday, now we can be done with this stupid story arc.



:v:

E: Oh poo poo, tables. My sincere apologies.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jun 13, 2014

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

TOO MUCH TALKY, NOT ENOUGH SHOOTY.

Cul-de-sac Just the right amount of talky.


The Creeps Has blades, no shooty though.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Classic Monty


Mike du Jour

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Tiggum posted:

This comic is even worse than Nancy. Just the way he draws the dogs' eyes. Also the fact that there's absolutely no reason for the additional G in "Dogg". It doesn't mean or signify anything! :argh:
Nonsense, it shows that he's hip to the youth!

Bloom County

Opus' dues are going to go up if he's not careful.


I'd like to take a moment to recommend the 1986 film Armed and Dangerous, with John Candy and Eugene Levy.

Calvin And Hobbes




DOGG


Ripley's

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Say Nothing posted:

gently caress this guy.



You know, I wish I didn't hate Guy Gilchrist. It's clear, with the pet-adoption video and things like that, that his heart's in the right place.

But just look at him. Look at that fucker. He is so loving bad at everything and doesn't even know it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




On this day, we take the time to bow our heads in Reverent Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


:fireman:

Ballard Street


Alright, I'm adding this to my list of home projects based on Ballard strips.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears is getting anime again.


The Dinette Set

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Oh, those far-gone days when you couldn't do both...

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street


Alright, I'm adding this to my list of home projects based on Ballard strips.

Ballard Street is just packed with entertaining projects to spend your time on.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Man Edward seems to have come down with a serious hormonal imbalance because he's like twice the height of all the other kids.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"If you stand up to a bully he'll back down" is one of the worst things you can teach a child.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's better than "Bullies are just lonely kids lashing out, you should be nice and try to make friends with them"

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Guy Gilchrist is like that kid in grade school you knew who wasn't very smart, who you had nothing in common with, but was constantly hanging around you, thinking you two were "friends" and trying to show off his lovely art to you at all times, and you just kinda nodded in a half-grimace way while eyeing the people you actually wanted to hang out with. "What do you think, huh? It's really great, huh? Hey, did you see the CMT Music Awards last night, huh?" And you kept nodding and said something non-committal like, Yeah, Gil, you've got a great future, well, I'll see you later. But he wouldn't let you go. "I'm thinking of making it a series of pictures. Maybe even a comic strip! Promise me you'll read it when I'm done?"

Mark Leiknes, on the other hand, probably just got stoned way too much in college listening to Pink Floyd over and over again.

Cow and Boy

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