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Tokelau All Star posted:"I suppose everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!" is probably the Simpsons quote I actually say the most in real life. Mine is: But Marge, that makes you the man of the family which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing. Do I need help?
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TMMadman posted:Mine is: But Marge, that makes you the man of the family which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing. Yes. And I want a non-gay explanation! 
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Jun 13, 2014 20:16
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Do over Ham posted:Yes. And I want a non-gay explanation! /digs in pockets, pulls out handfuls of sugar There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
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Jun 13, 2014 20:22
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Red posted:/digs in pockets, pulls out handfuls of sugar It's OK, Red. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.
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Jun 13, 2014 20:32
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Do over Ham posted:It's OK, Red. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.  I... no.
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Jun 13, 2014 20:33
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Do over Ham posted:Yes. And I want a non-gay explanation! Well, I have to coordinate, don't I?
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Jun 13, 2014 20:53
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Well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game. Oh, my God! I forgot the game! [rushes out] 
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Jun 13, 2014 21:01
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Do over Ham posted:It's OK, Red. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii. I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'Forum Moderators' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "what's to be done with this Ensign_Ricky?"
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Jun 13, 2014 21:05
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TMMadman posted:Mine is: But Marge, that makes you the man of the family which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing. Here I am, eat your fries, eat'm. (I say this whenever I come home and feed my dogs)
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Jun 13, 2014 21:15
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CatchrNdRy posted:Here I am, eat your fries, eat'm. (I say this whenever I come home and feed my dogs)  You may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is "fries".
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Jun 13, 2014 21:18
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Stop! Stop! He's already dead! 
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Jun 13, 2014 21:29
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Do they have Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
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Jun 13, 2014 21:50
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Do over Ham posted:Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling. Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed... ...and, er, disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. ... Gut him! Ah, le mot juste!
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Jun 13, 2014 21:53
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Jorghnassen posted:Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed... ...and, er, disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. ... Gut him! Ah, le mot juste! Roman numerals? They never even tried to teach us that in school!
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Jun 13, 2014 23:08
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Do over Ham posted:It's OK, Red. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii. Sugar? Yeah, sure. Sorry it's not in packages.
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Jun 14, 2014 00:05
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Red posted:/digs in pockets, pulls out handfuls of sugar Do over Ham posted:It's OK, Red. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii. MondayHotDog posted:Sugar? Yeah, sure. Sorry it's not in packages. What is this, some sort of MAGIC xylophone? 
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Jun 14, 2014 01:50
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I withdraw my quote. 
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Jun 14, 2014 02:58
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Wizard did it.
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Jun 14, 2014 03:25
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Do over Ham posted:Wizard did it. Do over Ham, remember the time you told us that there was a Wizard in the bushes? 
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Jun 14, 2014 03:47
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Jerusalem posted:Do over Ham, remember the time you told us that there was a Wizard in the bushes? He was going to the bathroom. 
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Jun 14, 2014 03:50
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Do over Ham posted:Wizard did it. Now Do Over Ham, just remember if anything goes wrong in the thread, just blame the guy who can't speak English. Ahhh, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?
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Jun 14, 2014 03:53
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Jerusalem posted:Do over Ham, remember the time you told us that there was a Wizard in the bushes?  I am the wondrous wizard of Latin!
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Jun 14, 2014 04:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
I am the Lizard Queen 
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Jun 14, 2014 04:21
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MondayHotDog posted:He was going to the bathroom. That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business.
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Jun 14, 2014 07:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business. It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.
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Jun 14, 2014 09:19
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Luigi Thirty posted:It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too. But you look better, you don't sweat when you quote any more, and look, you've saved more than a hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
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Jun 14, 2014 12:59
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That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?
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Jun 14, 2014 17:53
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Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me...?
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Jun 14, 2014 18:19
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me...? Mr. & Mrs. Erotic American
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Jun 14, 2014 18:51
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Everything Counts posted:Mr. & Mrs. Erotic American Erotic cakes?
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Jun 14, 2014 18:56
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do? Maybe you all are homosexuals, too!
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Jun 14, 2014 21:30
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Red posted:Maybe you all are homosexuals, too! You suck, McBain!
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Jun 14, 2014 21:39
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Everything Counts posted:Mr. & Mrs. Erotic American Tonight, we’ll push the twin beds together. And I found something for Ensign Ricky down at the mall, too: 
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Jun 14, 2014 21:46
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Tonight, we’ll push the twin beds together. And I found something for Ensign Ricky down at the mall, too: Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. 64...63...[Time passes to morning] 2...1.
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Jun 14, 2014 22:17
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. 64...63...[Time passes to morning] 2...1. Have you been up all night eating cheese? 
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Jun 14, 2014 23:03
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CatchrNdRy posted:Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think I'm blind!
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Jun 14, 2014 23:12
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Mister Kingdom posted:I think I'm blind! Oh, yeah! Medicinal! Why, without it I could, uh, go even blinder, right?
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Jun 14, 2014 23:42
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TMMadman posted:Oh, yeah! Medicinal! Why, without it I could, uh, go even blinder, right? I'm jamming, jamming, I hope you like jamming too.
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TMMadman posted:Oh, yeah! Medicinal! Why, without it I could, uh, go even blinder, right? Just like Blind TMMadman, Wheelchair TMMadman, Pregnant TMMadman, and my personal favorite, Railroad Spike Through Head TMMadman.
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MondayHotDog posted:Just like Blind TMMadman, Wheelchair TMMadman, Pregnant TMMadman, and my personal favorite, Railroad Spike Through Head TMMadman. Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen...
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