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Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

jidohanbaiki posted:

Dear god who could possibly have sex with some of these people?

You don't have sex with just the tattoos right?

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

There are some people that don't give you a choice. Like the LoTR tattoo lady.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

Soulex posted:

There are some people that don't give you a choice. Like the LoTR tattoo lady.

Who is this?

Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

jidohanbaiki posted:

Dear god who could possibly have sex with some of these people?

My fiancee has a gorgeous foo dog tattoo that is a cover up. It used to be a hatchet job of a snake coming out of a skull. After I saw it in an old picture I let him know just how lucky he was he got rid of it before we started dating.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless












Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

unscaveu? unscavpo? unscavpu?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is that the John Deere logo ?

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.


Were they really going for "unscathed"?

Steve Shultz
Jul 6, 2007
The ELIJAH LIST, spamming your inbox for the lord.

Thankfully they included the wavy red underline for authenticity sake.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

...parkle?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Worse. ★Sparklez★

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
Are you guys loving illiterate or something?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
I dunno, all I saw was &parkle7~.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


The Tinkerbells keep getting worse:

Kaskadan
Mar 28, 2010

I've got some bad NOMS for you
And to cap it off... it look like she is coming out of a toilet bowl

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

Clearly someone who passed on playing Skaven in Warhammer Fantasy.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

The White Dragon posted:

I dunno, all I saw was &parkle7~.

Is this a result of not teaching cursive? the S and z look awful but same as the rest.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

You know, some punctuation and dipping your mind in the gutter makes this into anal poetry.

A love - Thicker, then blood

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
What

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing

PaganGoatPants posted:

Worse. ★Sparklez★

I read it as "I park lez".

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

HungryMedusa posted:

The Tinkerbells keep getting worse:



This is obviously from the Disney: Mumps series.

ilysespieces
Oct 5, 2009

When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.
Speaking of Disney tattoos, I've posted a few from an Instagram I follow. This one popped up today and the praises were sung.

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

The following are selected tattoos, all from this one train wreck who used to date a friend of mine, all from Facebook.

Let's start with a thread favorite -- illegible ambigrams:





Other gems:








Bonus: Her "tat artist friend"

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Nice sterile-looking environment, that.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Patchouli Patrol posted:

The following are selected tattoos, all from this one train wreck who used to date a friend of mine, all from Facebook.

Let's start with a thread favorite -- illegible ambigrams:





I guess it can stand for anything; observe!




:raise:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Patchouli Patrol posted:

The following are selected tattoos, all from this one train wreck who used to date a friend of mine, all from Facebook.

Let's start with a thread favorite -- illegible ambigrams:






After staring at it for 5 minutes I think I deciphered the first one: "beautiful." I'm guessing in a similar vein the other one is "sincere" but missing the last 'e'?

E: please tell me this doesn't represent a miscarriage, because it looks like a fetus with angel wings :stonk:


Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:16 on Jun 16, 2014

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

After staring at it for 5 minutes I think I deciphered the first one: "beautiful." I'm guessing in a similar vein the other one is "sincere" but missing the last 'e'?

I think it's 'sinner.' I stared at some dumbass's terrible tattoo for way too long before I figured that one out.

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

E: please tell me this doesn't represent a miscarriage, because it looks like a fetus with angel wings :stonk:




Yeah. She keeps getting "accidentally" knocked up and talking about motherhood and how awful the father is on Facebook and then she always has a dramatic miscarriage. I don't know if she's ever actually been pregnant.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

ninjahedgehog posted:

I think it's 'sinner.' I stared at some dumbass's terrible tattoo for way too long before I figured that one out.

I thought it was 'singer'.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Patchouli Patrol posted:

Bonus: Her "tat artist friend"

It's one thing to be a scratcher at a kitchen table. It's another to not have a sterile workstation. But why do all these scratcher hovels look like they're completely covered in filth? Fast food wrappers, stains on the floor, garbage everywhere. At least straighten up a bit and maybe 409 the table before you take pictures?

E: it's like an "I spy" photo. I see a grandma basket of random crap, a 20 year old computer monitor, a basket of laundry, etc. What other crap can we find?

Maggie Fletcher has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Jun 17, 2014

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

ninjahedgehog posted:

I think it's 'sinner.' I stared at some dumbass's terrible tattoo for way too long before I figured that one out.

Weirdly enough those were the two I've had the easiest time reading in this thread.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
for context this pic was taken in China:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

jidohanbaiki posted:

Dear god who could possibly have sex with some of these people?

Stupids


e: and the very intoxicated

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

eithedog posted:

I guess it can stand for anything; observe!




:raise:

I think the top one actually is supposed to say "beautiful" and "disaster", though.

"Singer" and "vain" would be loving hilarious, and way more creative than "sinner" and "saint".

Triangle
Jul 30, 2011

Heh. If I was actually unchill, I would be using all caps and/or exclamation marks in my posts, but I am chill. Clowns like you make me laugh, that's what clowns do. Added to my ignore list.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

for context this pic was taken in China:



What the hell does this say? Lolue? rQIuc? Yolio? :pwn:

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Triangle posted:

What the hell does this say? Lolue? rQIuc? Yolio? :pwn:

It says 'value'. Have you never seen cursive before?

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


The best part of this thread by far is seeing goons try to decipher horribly tattooed writing. The "heaven or hell" one a few days ago had me dying laughing.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


It clearly reads "unscathed".

You're just forgetting to say it Michael Caine's voice.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Why is there a Nicki Minaj wiki? How can that be needed?

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