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CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
This is an amazing video.
http://www.theonion.com/video/more-office-workers-switching-to-fetal-position-de,36240/

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Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone

“At midnight EST tonight, we will deduct exactly $100 from each of our customers’ accounts and, frankly, there is nothing that anyone can do about it.”

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

New Onion spinoff Clickhole: seems to be a parody of buzzfeed, upworthy, etc.

http://www.clickhole.com/

Some funny stuff in there

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


There's cheevos on that loving thing. :lol:


EDIT: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/if-i-ordered-fries-would-you-have-any-194

Space Kablooey has a new favorite as of 17:04 on Jun 12, 2014

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Last Chance posted:

New Onion spinoff Clickhole: seems to be a parody of buzzfeed, upworthy, etc.

http://www.clickhole.com/

Some funny stuff in there

Does it count as a parody if they genuinely are making tiny bits of linkbait instead of writing actual articles?

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
Ack this one is killing me http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-seems-silly-it-makes-good-point-264

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Does it count as a parody if they genuinely are making tiny bits of linkbait instead of writing actual articles?

Good question.

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

This one kinda made me mad

You Won’t Believe How Cheap This Stock Video Of A Woman Sitting On A Swing Was

They don't tell you how much it was

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Because you wouldn't believe them if they told you.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ariong posted:

Because you wouldn't believe them if they told you.

I want to believe.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


That website is letting them put out some really weird content. Like http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-touching-pics-celebrities-and-their-dads-279

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Clickhole is just fantastic

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I can't tell if it's something they actually plan on continuing or just a one off joke about how buzzfeed is poo poo

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
If this gives The Onion an excuse to mock nice guys introverts once again, it'll all be worth it.

Can they also mock Gawker/Jezebel/Kotaku? Please?

Echo Chamber has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Jun 13, 2014

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Echo Chamber posted:

If this give The Onion an excuse to mock nice guys introverts once again, it'll all be worth it.

what

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

I kinda see what he's going for, all those sites have been posting a bunch of "Introverts are special snowflakes that are oh so very precious!" lately.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
9 Things Introverts Do All The Time

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Echo Chamber posted:

Can they also mock Gawker/Jezebel/Kotaku? Please?

Not Onion-affiliated, but Reductress has the "gossipy 'feminist' news site" parody niche filled.

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

Oh Hell No posted:

Not Onion-affiliated, but Reductress has the "gossipy 'feminist' news site" parody niche filled.

This is amazing.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Want To Feel Old? The Movie ‘High Fidelity’ Would Be A Sexy 14-Year-Old By Now

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Clickhole is really funny.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
This looks like it took some effort.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


A couple News in Photos that came up on random links:

Nation Horrified... (:nws:)

Church Sign Vandalized...

Wrong Font...

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
7 Photos Of Harrison Ford’s Ankle In Its Prime

I really hope they keep updating this Clickhole thing. :allears:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Last Chance posted:

New Onion spinoff Clickhole: seems to be a parody of buzzfeed, upworthy, etc.

http://www.clickhole.com/

Some funny stuff in there

Make sure you try the Konami Code

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Volume posted:

Make sure you try the Konami Code

Holy poo poo.

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

Volume posted:

Make sure you try the Konami Code

That is loving awesome.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
http://reductress.com/post/8-sex-positions-that-will-blow-his-mind-and-destroy-his-penis/

This was amazing from Reductress.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
When I Started Writing ‘Game Of Thrones,’ I Didn’t Know What Horses Looked Like

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Volume posted:

Make sure you try the Konami Code

I don't get what to do. :(

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Dr Pepper posted:

I don't get what to do. :(

Go to the page, then use your arrow keys.
^ ^ v v < > < > B A
Something will pop up if you did it right, make sure you use it to look at all of the pictures.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Volume posted:

Make sure you try the Konami Code

I kinda wish this worked on every page. It is wonderful.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

LeBron James Should Not Have To Go To Jail For Losing the NBA Finals

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Which Mad Men Character Are You? quiz is pretty great.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

This is awesome.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Malachi Constant posted:

Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone

“At midnight EST tonight, we will deduct exactly $100 from each of our customers’ accounts and, frankly, there is nothing that anyone can do about it.”
On a related note...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaHsENMvJ_Y

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

The Orange is the New Black quiz is even funnier. http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-orange-new-black-character-are-you-236

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

I'll say it again: what the gently caress happened to their video budget? They used to make solid comedy video segments nonstop. Now it's not even worth checking the site for videos. If they need outside funding/distribution, fine: any number of cable channels and streaming companies would be happy to let them do it (again.)

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

I just want another season of Dr. Good. Is that too much to ask?

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Sorry, Dr. Good is dead.

Actually, that would be a pretty great thing for the Onion to produce; a parody of "God's Not Dead" but it's just about Dr. Good. Smugly doctor-hating professor makes students sign a paper that Dr. Good is dead, faithful viewer refuses. Professor gets hit by bus. Dr. Good was inside us all along.

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