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gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

In Game of Thrones (popular HBO series, based on George RR Martin's Song of Fire and Ice Series) King Robert sends his squire to find an armor stretcher.



they have jokes in that show? i thought it was all rape and murder

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


ssh nobody talk about this page and hopefully the fun police won't scrub it

e: the guy who destroyed the "unusual deaths" article seems like a pretty literal person, maybe if we told him the wiki server room needs some LED fluid he'd be gone searching for it for a while

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jun 12, 2014

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




prefect posted:

In Game of Thrones (popular HBO series, based on George RR Martin's Song of Fire and Ice Series) King Robert sends his squire to find an armor stretcher.



they have jokes in that show? i thought it was all rape and murder

They do have some humor.

That specific scene, the king is going out of his way to antagonize his squire by trapping him into "damned if you, damned if you don't" responses relating to someone else (a lifelong friend of the king) telling the king he's too fat for his armor ("oh, you thought that was funny?" "...no m'lord" "...are you saying you didn't like my friend's joke?") before finally kicking him out of his tent, telling him to "fetch the breast plate stretcher" knowing that the squire is going to take a while and a lot of embarrassment asking around before realizing he's been trolled.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
This class of jokes was behind what was pulled on Olive Oyl in Thimble Theater in the 1922-01-14 strip. Castor Oyl, not wanting Olive to sail to Dice Island with him, sent her to get a "dime's worth of longitude", expecting to be sailing before she gave up. Popeye made his debut in the strip, during this sequence.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

quote:

Even though there is no absolute sense of continuity in the stories, certain plot and presentation elements remain mostly constant, including purposeful contradictions in Popeye's capabilities. Though at times he seems bereft of manners or uneducated, Popeye is often depicted as capable of coming up with solutions to problems that (to the police, or, most importantly, the scientific community) seem insurmountable. Popeye has, alternatively, displayed Sherlock Holmes-like investigative prowess (determining for instance that his beloved Olive was abducted by estimating the depth of the villains' footprints in the sand), scientific ingenuity (as his construction, within a few hours, of a "spinach-drive" spacecraft), or oversimplified (yet successful) diplomatic arguments (by presenting to diplomatic conferences his own existence—and superhuman strength—as the only true guarantee of world peace). Popeye's pipe also proves to be highly versatile. Among other things, it has served as a cutting torch, jet engine, propeller, periscope, and, of course, a whistle with which he produces his trademark toot. Popeye also on occasion eats spinach through his pipe, sometimes sucking in the can itself along with the contents. He seldom appears to use it to smoke tobacco.[citation needed]

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

My favorite things are the ones the spergs can't scrub because they're just notable enough, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
if you want to see spergs completely destroying humour with over-analysis just read http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_smoke

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

The toy enjoyed a brief renewal of popularity in the 1990s with clackers consisting of a handle and plastic triangles with the plastic balls at the end giving weight to the free moving toy. It was played the same way and sold in bright neon colours. Clackers were also briefly featured in the 2007 Drake & Josh episode "Megan's First Kiss" and in the 2008 Zoey 101 episode "Rumor of Love", which increased interest in the toys. The clackers were also used in the anime and manga of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Joseph Joestar, the protagonist of the "Battle Tendency" arc.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
where's the one from up

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
The vampire lifestyle or vampire subculture is an alternative lifestyle, based on the modern perception of vampires in popular fiction. The vampire subculture has stemmed largely from the goth subculture,[1] but also incorporates some elements of the sadomasochism subculture. The Internet provides a prevalent forum for the subculture along with other media such as glossy magazines devoted to the topic.[2]

Many self-professed vampires actively resent the term "lifestylers," as this tends to carry the connotation that vampirism is not real. Some vampires actually use the term as a pejorative for role-players.

Active vampirism within the vampire subculture includes both sanguinarian vampirism, which involves blood consumption,[2] and psychic vampirism, whose practitioners believe they are drawing spiritual nourishment from auric or pranic energy.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

PleasingFungus posted:

psychic vampirism, whose practitioners believe they are drawing spiritual nourishment from auric or pranic energy

fishmech prefers to feed on the emotions of boredom and frustration

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

My favorite things are the ones the spergs can't scrub because they're just notable enough, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_coat_genetics

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship

Types[edit]

Agentic friendship
In an agentic friendship, both parties look to each other for help in achieving practical goals in their personal and professional lives.[40] Agentic friends may help with completing projects, studying for an exam, or helping move houses. They value sharing time together, but only when they have time available to help each other. These relationships typically do not include the sharing of emotions or personal information.

Best friend (or close friend)
Best friends share extremely strong interpersonal ties with each other.
See also: Best friends forever

Blood brother or sister
This term can either refer to people related by birth or to friends who swear loyalty by mixing their blood together. The latter usage has been practiced throughout history, but is rarely continued today due to the dangers of blood-borne diseases.

Boston marriage
This antiquated American term was used during the 19th and 20th centuries to denote two women who lived together in the same household independent of male support. These relationships were not necessarily sexual. The term was used to quell fears of lesbians after World War I.[clarification needed]

Bromance
A portmanteau of bro and romance, a bromance is a close, non-sexual relationship between two or more men.

Buddy
Sometimes used as a synonym for friend generally, "buddy" can specifically denote a friend or partner with whom one engages in a particular activity, such as a "study buddy."

Casual relationship or "friends with benefits"
Also referred to as a "hook-up," this term denotes a sexual or near-sexual relationship between two people who do not expect or demand to share a formal romantic relationship.

Communal friendship
As defined by Steven McCornack, this is a friendship in which friends gather often to provide encouragement and emotional support in times of great need. This type of friendship tends to last only when the involved parties fulfill the expectations of support.[40]

Comrade
This term denotes an ally, friend, or colleague, especially in a military or political context. Comradeship may arise in time of war, or when people have a mutual enemy or even a common goal, in circumstances where ordinary friendships might not have formed.[41] In English, the term is associated with the Soviet Union, in which the Russian equivalent term, tovarishch (Russian: това́рищ), was used as a common form of address.

Family friend
This term can denote the friend of a family member or the family member of a friend.

Frenemy
A portmanteau of the words "friend" and "enemy," the term "frenemy" refers to either an enemy disguised as a friend (a proverbial wolf in sheep's clothing) or a person who is both a friend and a rival. This may take the form of a love–hate relationship. The term was reportedly coined by a sister of author and journalist Jessica Mitford in 1977 and popularized more than twenty years later on the third season of Sex and the City. One study by psychologist Julianne Holt-Lunstad found that unpredictable love–hate relationships can lead to elevations in blood pressure. In a previous study, the same researcher found that blood pressure is higher around people for whom one has mixed feelings than it is people whom one clearly dislikes.[42]

Imaginary friend
An imaginary friend is a non-physical friend, usually of a child. These friends may be human or animal, such as the human-sized rabbit in the 1950 Jimmy Stewart film Harvey. Creation of an imaginary friend may be seen as bad behavior or even taboo, but is most commonly regarded as harmless, typical childhood behavior.[43]

Internet relationship
An internet friendship is a form of friendship or romance which takes place exclusively over the internet. This may evolve into a real-life friendship. Internet friendships are in similar context to pen pals. People in these friendships may not use their true identities; parties in an internet relationship may engage in catfishing.

Mate
Primarily used in the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand, "mate" is a friendly reference a same-sex friend, especially among males. In the UK, as well as Australia, the term also has been taken up by women. "Bloke" is used similarly.

Opposite-sex friendship
Opposite-sex friendships, which are nonsexual, are not always socially accepted. Although complications can arise in such relationships, opposite sex friendships can be strong and emotionally rewarding.[44][45]

Pen pal
Pen pals are people who have a relationship primarily through mail correspondence. They may or may not have met each other in person. This type of correspondence was encouraged in many elementary school children;[when?] it was thought that an outside source of information or a different person's experience would help the child become more worldly. In modern times, internet relationships have largely replaced pen pals, though the practice does continue.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

This probably male cat shows the "red" O- genotype, with ll for long hair (though not show-quality), ss for absence of white spotting, and at least one Mc gene for the mackerel tabby pattern

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

FrozenVent posted:

This probably male cat shows the "red" O- genotype, with ll for long hair (though not show-quality), ss for absence of white spotting, and at least one Mc gene for the mackerel tabby pattern

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

As another example of New Sincerity as a cultural movement, some writers have pointed to the adult fans of the Canadian/American animated television show, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The show, which premiered in 2010, is designed to foster sales of Hasbro's toy line, but has attracted older teenage and adult fans outside the show's target demographic of young girls and their parents. The fans, who call themselves bronies, have been described as "internet neo-sincerity at its best", unabashedly enjoying the show and challenging the preconceived gender roles that such a show normally carries.[32][33] As many of these fans are technology-savvy, the brony community have created a large number of derivative works ranging from artwork, stories, music, and video media.[33]

yes your sad childrens show is actually part of a literary and cultural movement

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



white male nerds sexualizing prepubescent cartoon animals is sadly not challenging gender roles very much

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

white male nerds sexualizing prepubescent cartoon animals is sadly not challenging gender roles very much

lol

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Snapchat A Titty posted:

white male nerds sexualizing prepubescent cartoon animals is sadly not challenging gender roles very much

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
According to Musicnotes.com, "Call Me Maybe" is written in the key of G major with a moderate tempo of 120 beats per minute. Jepsen's vocals span from G3 to C5, and the song follows a key progression of Cmaj7–G/D–Cmaj7–G/D.[20]

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

dang now I want to listen to this song

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

no dont :ohdear:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

yes do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

haha what the gently caress

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

haha what the gently caress

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/the-definitive-oral-history-of-the-wikipedia-photo-for-grind

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

i'm the crt tv and cabinet in tyool 2014

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

my reaction exactly

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

hubris.height posted:

i'm the crt tv and cabinet in tyool 2014

im the bemused librarian bartender

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


the bf author responsible for:

The Internet’s Last Great Troll Lair May Have Been Shut Down By The Secret Service
The small yet influential message board FYAD was shut down due to an alleged security breach that the site’s owner claims goes all the way up to the Secret Service. Update: We got trolled.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.


https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sadness&oldid=503112459
"A photo of Stephen 'Sadhu' Colsell as a child, sad that his 3 hot dogs, box of donuts, and 2 liter bottle of soda, fell to the ground."

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GreenSpace_(video_game)

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sadness&oldid=503112459
"A photo of Stephen 'Sadhu' Colsell as a child, sad that his 3 hot dogs, box of donuts, and 2 liter bottle of soda, fell to the ground."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Gf8JZ0wIw

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Facebook_games

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Flash_games

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_words_for_snow

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

hubris.height posted:

i'm the crt tv and cabinet in tyool 2014

tyool 2008, supposedly

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

PleasingFungus posted:

tyool 2008, supposedly

2008 was still after lcd tvs became cheap

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