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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah Greek mythology is full of people getting what's coming to them. It's not karma in the actual Buddhist sense, but pretty much the same thing in general use of the term. Despite Buddhism making it to the classical world (and the classical world making it to Buddhism, in the case of Greco-Indian culture) I don't think its philosophy ever made any impact. Best as we can tell, nobody in the west gave a poo poo about it.


On the topic of Greco-Indian culture, its always surprising to see just how far gods like Hercules actually traveled:





Wikipedia posted:

Iconographical evolution from the Greek Heracles to Shukongōshin. From left to right:
1) Herakles (Louvre Museum).
2) Heracles on coin of Greco-Bactrian king Demetrius I.
3 Vajrapani, the protector of the Buddha, depicted as Herakles in the Greco-Buddhist art of Gandhara.
4) Shukongōshin of Buddhist temples in Japan.

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fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

alex314 posted:

Did ancient civilizations of Mediterranean basin had something akin to modern western concept of karma? Something like "You reap what you sow" but maybe with some higher power driving the events?

It's complicated, but I'm inclined to say no, not in general.

There are a number of stories in Plato that resemble karma - perhaps the strongest one is in the last book of the Republic. Socrates claims that the soul must be immortal and spins a story about reincarnation. As part of that story, various heroes are shown choosing the form in which they will be reincarnated, and their choices are informed by their various defects. For instance, misanthropic Agamemnon chooses an eagle so as to have nothing to do with humanity, misogynistic Orpheus chooses to be a swan so as to not be born of a woman, the hunchbacked grouser Thersites chooses to become an ape, Odysseus chooses to become a completely unremarkable citizen to whom nothing interesting ever happens, and so on.

I think this only superficially resembles karma. There isn't a sense of becoming progressively more good through good action or more evil through evil action -- it's more a sense of permanent stagnation. (Odysseus is the only one who makes a choice to be different, which is significant. But I don't think it's necessarily any different in a moral sense, just in the sense of being tired of having interesting things happening to him.)

The Greek mythic landscape didn't really have any room for free will. People had their destiny and were inexorably drawn into it - Zeus nodded his head and that's the way things were. The individual goodness or badness of a particular person wasn't metaphysically significant; particularly badass souls got to hang out in a slightly different afterlife, but everyone else, good and evil alike, ended up as a shade. Even the people who were tortured in the afterlife weren't tortured because they were wicked people as such, they were tortured because they directly offended a god.

(It's true that Greek tragedy is full of people who are punished for hubris -- but I think the interesting question there is whether or not those people could have made a choice to take different actions. I think the ancient Greeks would have said no, and I don't think karma makes sense if you can't choose what action to take in a given circumstance.)

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Tao Jones posted:

Odysseus chooses to become a completely unremarkable citizen to whom nothing interesting ever happens

:allears: This is amazing.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

the JJ posted:

There's a fair amount of just deserts going around in Greek mythology, but it's sort of weird because the gods are controlling events coming and going, so you get cases like Oedipus who is punished for a variety of transgressions (patricide and motherfucking) that were made an unavoidable part of his destiny. There wasn't like a universal code of conduct that one was meant to follow but doing something that offended the gods or a god in particular was a pretty common way to bring bad luck to yourself. Odysseus blinding Poseidon's son, Theseus jilting a favorite of Dionysus, Arachne for, uh, being better than Athena at something.

The version I heard had Arachne's work not just be better than Athena but also showing the gods themselves exactly as the legends tell them - in one giant kiss-gently caress-stab orgy of blood, cum and ambrosia. Which, yeah, not the best thing to do when one of them is a few podes away and significantly pissed off at you already?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

my dad posted:

:allears: This is amazing.

I actually read that as Oedipus the first time.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Freudian posted:

The version I heard had Arachne's work not just be better than Athena but also showing the gods themselves exactly as the legends tell them - in one giant kiss-gently caress-stab orgy of blood, cum and ambrosia. Which, yeah, not the best thing to do when one of them is a few podes away and significantly pissed off at you already?

I thought that was Athena's; she portrayed Zeus castrating his father, and that's nasty as hell and nobody wants to look at that. Then the judges chose Arachne's work because Athena's made her seem like a loving psychopath, even if it was amazing and beyond the ken of mortals.

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
The best known version is Ovid's, in which Minerva's main picture is the contest between her and Poseidon over Athens, and her minors are pictures of dumb mortals who pissed off the gods (take the loving hint, Arachne). Arachne's is of gods seducing mortals in all their various bizarre ways. No judges, just Minerva being pissed off at Arachne's daring and spidering her.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
It's not really that relevant what Arachne's tapestry depicted - that's just storytelling flourish. The point is that she wasn't paying due respect to the gods, i.e. she wasn't satisfied with just being the best at weaving among mortals, but claimed she was better than Minerva.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

The version I was told is that Arachne's weaving skill was a gift from Athena, but she went and told everyone who would list, "Nope, all me, no divine gifts here."

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


I'm glad Jesus Christ killed all the old Helenic gods because let's be honest, they were assholes.

Lewd Mangabey
Jun 2, 2011
"What sort of ape?" asked Stephen.
"A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. It has been offering itself to Babbington."

Berke Negri posted:

I'm glad Jesus Christ killed all the old Helenic gods because let's be honest, they were assholes.

That was my favorite part of The Last Temptation of Christ.

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.

LordSaturn posted:

The version I was told is that Arachne's weaving skill was a gift from Athena, but she went and told everyone who would list, "Nope, all me, no divine gifts here."

That should be taken as implied, if it isn't explicitly stated in the Met, for basically every version. In the ancient context, if you're good at something that a god does, the god had to get themselves involved to a greater or lesser degree.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Why did Flavius become such a popular name in the late Roman empire? Seriously, especially for consuls. I'm on the Wikipedia List of Roman consuls and you get the occasional Flavius up to the end of the third century. Then suddenly it's Flavius everywhere. I'm starting to wonder if someone on Wikipedia is playing a trick on me.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Names are trendy and Romans only had like ten given names so I guess it's inevitable.

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

Berke Negri posted:

I'm glad Jesus Christ killed all the old Helenic gods because let's be honest, they were assholes.


Sort of off-topic, but arent there actually groups of people who still worship old Roman/Hellenistic gods? I recall earlier in this thread of a picture of these cosplayers chilling at the ruins of this ancient temple, and the accompanying post saying they were actually praying to Jupiter there or whatever.

Imagine if, like, Christianity never took off and churches were all temples to a dedicated god from antiquity. Religious conservatives in the US and europe would be whining about all the "Muslims infiltrating our government and threatening our JUPITER-GIVEN RIGHTS by instating sharia law, our law makers aught to recheck their auspices! :argh:"

Barto
Dec 27, 2004

Imapanda posted:

Sort of off-topic, but arent there actually groups of people who still worship old Roman/Hellenistic gods? I recall earlier in this thread of a picture of these cosplayers chilling at the ruins of this ancient temple, and the accompanying post saying they were actually praying to Jupiter there or whatever.

Imagine if, like, Christianity never took off and churches were all temples to a dedicated god from antiquity. Religious conservatives in the US and europe would be whining about all the "Muslims infiltrating our government and threatening our JUPITER-GIVEN RIGHTS by instating sharia law, our law makers aught to recheck their auspices! :argh:"

Zoroastrians, buddy.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zorastrians are a legitmate religious minority in the Mideast, there's apparently a decent amount in America. Norse/Hellenic neopagans are either hippies or racists.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Octy posted:

Why did Flavius become such a popular name in the late Roman empire?

Lots of blonde babies?

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
In the same vein (and speaking of hippies), every solstice, the people of Britain are reminded that people still purport to be Druids. And that their leader renamed himself Arthur Uther Pendragon, believes himself to be an actual reincarnation of the legendary king, bought a sword he named Excalibur, brought that same sword to court to swear his oaths on it, and has been proclaimed 'Raised Druid King of Britain' by various neo-Druid orders.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Imapanda posted:

Imagine if, like, Christianity never took off and churches were all temples to a dedicated god from antiquity. Religious conservatives in the US and europe would be whining about all the "Muslims infiltrating our government and threatening our JUPITER-GIVEN RIGHTS by instating sharia law, our law makers aught to recheck their auspices! :argh:"

Well, it's not the Greek/Roman pantheon but the new prime minister of India belongs to a Hindu nationalist party that (among other things) supported demolishing a 16th century mosque that had been built on top of a Hindu temple in order to rebuild that temple. And, you know, targeting Muslims in a pogrom or two. Generally they're defining India as being naturally Hindu and rejecting foreign influences, meaning Islam and also supposedly "Western" notions like not being raging misogynists or homophobes (the latter means supporting a section of the penal code written by the British in 1860 :ironicat:).

Basically it's the same bullshit about "This is a Christian nation! :bahgawd:", but with a veneer of Hinduism being used instead to support the bigotry.

Barto
Dec 27, 2004

StashAugustine posted:

Zorastrians are a legitmate religious minority in the Mideast, there's apparently a decent amount in America. Norse/Hellenic neopagans are either hippies or racists.

Nah, I mean if there were no Christians, (therefore no Nestorians), there wouldn't be Muslims in the first place. So his scenario can't have Muslims, it needs the Zoroastrians the Muslims replaced.
*sperg*

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Berke Negri posted:

I'm glad Jesus Christ killed all the old Helenic gods because let's be honest, they were assholes.
Yeah but drat it they knew how to party as long as you weren't feeding them your son.


Imapanda posted:

Sort of off-topic, but arent there actually groups of people who still worship old Roman/Hellenistic gods? I recall earlier in this thread of a picture of these cosplayers chilling at the ruins of this ancient temple, and the accompanying post saying they were actually praying to Jupiter there or whatever.
Kind of I've heard that there are groups in Greece that try to worship the old gods, but the Orthodox Church are being oppressive assholes about it.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

StashAugustine posted:

Zorastrians are a legitmate religious minority in the Mideast, there's apparently a decent amount in America. Norse/Hellenic neopagans are either hippies or racists.

They're not quite the same as the Roman/Hellenic religion though. I guess it comes from the same vague "Indo-European sky god" tradition that Jupiter does, but then, so does Elohim.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I think it'd be hard to find many religions that don't eventually go back to/involve some sort of sky god tradition. It's such an obvious place for religious belief to begin and people's brains are all basically the same.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

I saw some actual worshippers at Elusinia last month. One laid flowers at the altar to Hades and others had clearly left offerings in the hollow nearby.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Grand Fromage posted:

Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.

Even now, Sithrak oils the spit.
Warning: very :nws: comics besides this one.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Zopotantor posted:

Even now, Sithrak oils the spit.
Warning: very :nws: comics besides this one.

This is a reasonable depiction of Greek and Roman gods.

Also a good summary of why things like Christianity were appealing enough to take off.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Grand Fromage posted:

Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.
To piss their dads off, probably.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oberleutnant posted:

To piss their dads off, probably.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL JUPITER

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Oberleutnant posted:

To piss their dads off, probably.

That is also why people love Julian.

Despite him being kind of a giant gently caress up.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Grand Fromage posted:

Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.

To be fair, Hades was pretty mellow compared to the other gods.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

How strong were regional accents in the Roman world? I understand that Ancient Greek had dialects up the wazoo like Aeolic, Ionian, Attic, etc., but I haven't heard jack about Latin in Antiquity. Given the legions being a basis for some settlement and folks being shuffled around everywhere, how localized did dialects get-- was it something more general like all the folks in Gallia sounding sort of distinct from folks in Italy, or that Romans and Florentines or folks from Lyons and Paris sounded clearly different from one another?

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Grand Fromage posted:

Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.

Part of it is tied into old essentialist post-Romantic thought that in order to truly access the memories and traditions of your ancestors you need to sweep away what's been laid on top until you reach the 'pure' core of that culture's beliefs. The other part is the same sort of thing as a rejection of modernity, embracing the environment and the noble savage myth. The modern world and it's institutions have divorced themselves so far from nature and what makes us happy that we need to return to a time when we were more noble and in tune with nature. The belief systems of this period, because of when they were practised are defacto better than current theology.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Grand Fromage posted:

Why do people go back to those gods? They were all giant assholes. I don't get the motivation.

Uh dude have you seen what Dionysus does to people who deny he's a god?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Ofaloaf posted:

How strong were regional accents in the Roman world? I understand that Ancient Greek had dialects up the wazoo like Aeolic, Ionian, Attic, etc., but I haven't heard jack about Latin in Antiquity. Given the legions being a basis for some settlement and folks being shuffled around everywhere, how localized did dialects get-- was it something more general like all the folks in Gallia sounding sort of distinct from folks in Italy, or that Romans and Florentines or folks from Lyons and Paris sounded clearly different from one another?

I dunno if there's any way to get back to that, since little of local accented language would've been written down. From knowledge of other places/times you can assume there was a lot of regional variation, and of course all the Romance languages are the result of that variation left alone for a while. I would suspect the level of variation was less than the medieval world since people traveled around and moved homes much more often, but it'd still be huge compared to a modern country.

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010

Agean90 posted:

To be fair, Hades was pretty mellow compared to the other gods.

idk he nearly killed all of humanity by stealing Persephone from Demeter.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

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Octy posted:

Why did Flavius become such a popular name in the late Roman empire? Seriously, especially for consuls. I'm on the Wikipedia List of Roman consuls and you get the occasional Flavius up to the end of the third century. Then suddenly it's Flavius everywhere. I'm starting to wonder if someone on Wikipedia is playing a trick on me.

I looked at that list, and I think it's the fourth century equivalent of Edward or Jacob or whatever. The Neo-Flavian dynasty probably inspired most of them.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I looked at that list, and I think it's the fourth century equivalent of Edward or Jacob or whatever. The Neo-Flavian dynasty probably inspired most of them.

I hope so! Flavius is an okay name, but I prefer Tiberius. :colbert:

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Agean90 posted:

To be fair, Hades was pretty mellow compared to the other gods.
Yeah, he only has one recorded act of rape.

Agamemnon posted:

Why do we loathe Hades more than any god, if not because he is so adamantine and unyielding?

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