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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen...

Yeah, it's a good group.

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!
"Torture Land" ... "Explosion Land" ... "Searing Gas Pain Land" ... "Unnecessary Surgery Land" ... Hmm :colbert:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

"Torture Land" ... "Explosion Land" ... "Searing Gas Pain Land" ... "Unnecessary Surgery Land" ... Hmm :colbert:

Lady, you disgust me.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

Lady, you disgust me.

Let us never speak of this poster again.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Luigi Thirty posted:

Let us never speak of this poster again.

Well, Luigi Thirty, your uncle IMJack used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Well, Luigi Thirty, your uncle IMJack used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down.

MUST... DESTROY... HUMANITY...!

Ooo, lunchtime!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Must. Kill. Moe.

Weeeeee!

Must. Kill. Moe.

Weeeeee!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Crackerman posted:

Must. Kill. Moe.

Weeeeee!

Must. Kill. Moe.

Weeeeee!

Cons: Possible Homersexual.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

Cons: Possible Homersexual.

Where you been, Luigi? Entire steel industry’s gay, yeah, aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Where you been, Luigi? Entire steel industry’s gay, yeah, aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

And that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

And that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.

Well of course you're gonna have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

Well of course you're gonna have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.

Well I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

Well I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression!

I want Matlock!

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Luigi Thirty posted:

I want Matlock!

Luigi Thirty, Matlock's not real. :rolleyes:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Where you been, Luigi? Entire steel industry’s gay, yeah, aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

You insulted Macguyver, didn't you?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Oh, Drink-Mix Man, don't blame yourself. I'm the terrible parent. Writer Cath bugs the hell out of me, I can't help Root Bear with her homework...the only thing I'm fit to take care of is the houseplant.

LOUSY HOUSEPLANT!



All I can be is myself.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

All I can be is myself.

I stayed up all night dying my underwear!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

All I can be is myself.

But what can I do? I'm just.....

.....one man.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen...

And you wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos: Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson-- of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And you wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos: Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson-- of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them.

I'm Michael Jackson. I'm with your father in a mental institution.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

I want Matlock!

The sound was off, but I think I got the jist of it.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


MondayHotDog posted:

The sound was off, but I think I got the jist of it.

I'm picking it up.

"Sala" seems to mean "jerk," and I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Deviant posted:

I'm picking it up.

"Sala" seems to mean "jerk," and I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship...

Their clothes are different from my clothes! :v:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

I'm Michael Jackson. I'm with your father in a mental institution.

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got into trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yelling, mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

I'm picking it up.

"Sala" seems to mean "jerk," and I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship...

The stage was set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

[thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Crossbow Bolt in the Groin" had a crossbow bolt in the groin. :unsmith:

Too soon?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

TMMadman posted:

Roman numerals? They never even tried to teach us that in school!

Rocky II, plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII, Adrian's Revenge!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Elfface posted:

Rocky II, plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII, Adrian's Revenge!

Del Monte? Enjoy them, old man, they will be your last.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Do over Ham posted:

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

[thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Crossbow Bolt in the Groin" had a crossbow bolt in the groin. :unsmith:

Too soon?

There's a maester lemon behind that rock!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Del Monte? Enjoy them, old man, they will be your last.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!

And I don't like the look of those teenagers...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

And I don't like the look of those teenagers...

That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Isn't dancing more fun than bullying?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Writer Cath posted:

Del Monte? Enjoy them, old man, they will be your last.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

I'm Michael Jackson. I'm with your father in a mental institution.

No, Mom, you said poor house.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

I'm Michael Jackson. I'm with your father in a mental institution.

One of our patients is a cannibal. See if you can guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

[thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Crossbow Bolt in the Groin" had a crossbow bolt in the groin. :unsmith:

Too soon?

Muppets Go Medieval.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

IMJack posted:

One of our patients is a cannibal. See if you can guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

And I don't like the look of those teenagers...

Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?

If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers. :britain:

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?

I see lots of stuff.

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