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Henchman of Santa posted:This weird dude I had a film class with posts pseudo-intellectual Less Wrong type statuses every once in a while Dudes been playing a bit too much Metal Gear.
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# ? Jun 15, 2014 23:35 |
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Tracula posted:Christ that's awful. I'm going to presume that red also thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, believes in chemtrails, etc? Have you ever known someone to die during 9/11? Heh thought so, sheep. I want to punch myself for typing that.
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# ? Jun 15, 2014 23:48 |
mng posted:loving hell, what a deplorable human being. He must think blue is a... no, I'm not even going to try to make sense of his thought pattern. As a (really icky) thought experiment, I tried to figure this guy out, but he still doesn't make any sense. Here's how it breaks down: The media reports that an Event has occurred. You believe that the Event has not occurred, and that it is a falsehood constructed by the Powers That Be. Assuming that 100% of the population is aware of the media's reportage of the Event we can safely break down the population into three groups. 1) The Dupes. This is the largest group, consisting of the majority of the population. The Dupes believe the story about the Event as told by the Powers That Be through the media. 2) The Truthers. You belong to this group. The Truthers "know" (via whatever epistemological means) that the Event has not occurred, and want to convert Dupes into additional Truthers. 3) The Powers That Be. This is the smallest group, being the inventors of the Event and their willing lackeys. Dupes get all of their information from the media. They claim no first-hand knowledge of the Event. You, as a Truther, can argue with a Dupe and attempt to change their mind. But if someone does claim first-hand knowledge of the Event, such as claiming to personally know someone who died, they must be a member of Group 3 and a lackey of the Powers That Be. They know the truth, just as you do, but unlike you they wish to conceal it. And as such... there is absolutely no point in arguing with this person on Facebook. You can argue with Group 1, but never with Group 3, because they have a vested interest in denying your story. ...which is a really long-winded way of saying that this guy is an idiot, because even if his beliefs weren't abominable, his rhetorical methods have no chance of success.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 00:50 |
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I know there has so be some psychology to it but I don't get why it's always so in for a penny in for a pound with conspiracy theorists. I get maybe thinking an event or two has some false flag cloak and dagger bullshit to it because fine, there's probably some conspiracies out there. I just will never understand why it seems like if someone believes in one conspiracy they believe in literally every single one ever.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 00:57 |
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If you're whacked-out enough to believe in a conspiracy theory in the first place, why stop at one?
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 01:32 |
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Conspiracy culture endorses cutting yourself off from all non-conspiracy-culture sources of information. As a result, the people engaged in it start to lose their contact with reality, and reinforce each other's delusions in a circlejerk of bullshit.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 06:22 |
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"Obama officials confirm..." "The government doesn't want you to know..." Those two statements directly contradict each other. What a loving tool.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 06:33 |
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Yeah its funny that these masters of the universe could somehow only hold the secret in for like a year before Obama spills the beans.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 06:51 |
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My favorites are the ones that involve the EBIL GUBBMINT murdering hundreds or thousands of their own citizens for some nefarious purpose, but inexplicably letting some mouthy gently caress on the internet post all about it on Facebook, of all places. The government is simultaneously a looming omnipresent pure evil that manipulates everything, and so terribly incompetent and helpless that some dude in Arkansas can crack the conspiracy with no repercussions.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 07:12 |
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SodomyGoat101 posted:My favorites are the ones that involve the EBIL GUBBMINT murdering hundreds or thousands of their own citizens for some nefarious purpose, but inexplicably letting some mouthy gently caress on the internet post all about it on Facebook, of all places. The government is simultaneously a looming omnipresent pure evil that manipulates everything, and so terribly incompetent and helpless that some dude in Arkansas can crack the conspiracy with no repercussions. I'm not sure what people think of Maddox but his article about 9/11 conspiracy theorists sums it all up perfectly: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 07:19 |
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SodomyGoat101 posted:My favorites are the ones that involve the EBIL GUBBMINT murdering hundreds or thousands of their own citizens for some nefarious purpose, but inexplicably letting some mouthy gently caress on the internet post all about it on Facebook, of all places. The government is simultaneously a looming omnipresent pure evil that manipulates everything, and so terribly incompetent and helpless that some dude in Arkansas can crack the conspiracy with no repercussions. Because letting the dude in Arkansas post is all part of THEIR plan! Don't you see? They WANT you to think that it's impossible because someone is posting about it! Which means it's actually possible! God, I feel like the Sicilian boss from Princess Bride.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 08:07 |
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That guy is a total shithead, conspiracy theorist or not. Mastodon noooo!
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 09:15 |
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I always thought that conspiracy theorists think that every school shooting is fake to help them sleep at night. It's better that a big evil organisation is doing this than accept that children are dead because some dude didn't get any pussy. It's just like the Moon Landing as well. People think that it's fake because they can't comprehend that we can go to a different planet.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 09:52 |
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Tracula posted:I just will never understand why it seems like if someone believes in one conspiracy they believe in literally every single one ever. Conspiracy theories: the potato chips of stupidity.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 11:14 |
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Supeerme posted:I always thought that conspiracy theorists think that every school shooting is fake to help them sleep at night. It's better that a big evil organisation is doing this than accept that children are dead because some dude didn't get any pussy. That's my theory as well; they can't deal with a chaotic world so they invent a narrative where everything happens for a reason. They might have been very religious, but instead they've just find this belief system where, ironically, they're safe because the government controls all the bad things.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 12:20 |
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This is my favorite Idiots on Facebook repository. It's a right-wing propaganda machine and is kinda creepy. If you like right-wing idiocy, then this is for you.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 12:48 |
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Clustard posted:This is my favorite Idiots on Facebook repository. It's a right-wing propaganda machine and is kinda creepy. If you like right-wing idiocy, then this is for you. These people are precious. Also dovetails neatly with Mezzanine's post above. That really is what they think, they all believe they're Mel Gibson in that lovely movie with Julia Roberts.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 12:59 |
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I get why you'd post that. What I don't get is a) Why you'd leave it up and b) Why would you retweet it?
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 14:15 |
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FrozenVent posted:
Well I have to see if it works for MY twitter too!
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 14:55 |
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mng posted:loving hell, what a deplorable human being. He must think blue is a... no, I'm not even going to try to make sense of his thought pattern. Blue is a government plant obviously.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 14:59 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Yeah its funny that these masters of the universe could somehow only hold the secret in for like a year before Obama spills the beans. Uhhhh clearly the Lizard overlords feed Obama exactly what he should say.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 16:06 |
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The thing about 9/11 truthers is that they think knowing who did 9/11 changes anything. Even if you had a loving signed Polaroid of Bush and Bin Laden playing golf together, so what? It's not going to "open people's eyes" to how the world really is, because most people who buy into that Illuminati stuff will believe literally anything.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:17 |
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The truth hurts, nerd.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:56 |
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Kill la Kill is a good anime. I hope they make a bunch of video games about it so that you can all discover how good it is.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 19:03 |
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Wow, just got this on my fb feed.quote:The Art of the Over-Share These ideas are really bad and also what the gently caress
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 19:18 |
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trapped mouse posted:
"I expected Gurren Lagann, where the main female lead is wearing short shorts and a flaming bikini top throughout the series. What I got was a scantily clad female lead!"
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 20:13 |
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CCrew posted:"I expected Gurren Lagann, where the main female lead is wearing short shorts and a flaming bikini top throughout the series. What I got was a scantily clad female lead!" Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was also a mediocre anime, as the "meh" seems to imply, so I don't see the problem. Maybe he expected robots?
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 20:16 |
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I was on my way to imgur to upload a screenshot of some dumb twitter comments, but this seems much more appropriate for the thread - http://imgur.com/gallery/L4XBtPOquote:Tip for men: turn on the audio on your smartphone during your entire encounter, so you can have a defence if something like this happens. And a bit of a palate cleanser: 300 mph winds, y'all. FrozenVent has a new favorite as of 20:26 on Jun 16, 2014 |
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FrozenVent posted:I was on my way to imgur to upload a screenshot of some dumb twitter comments, but this seems much more appropriate for the thread - http://imgur.com/gallery/L4XBtPO Oh, wow. I really shouldn't have read those comments but I'm kind of shocked that only one person even commented on the fact that she'd had 8 vodkas...
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 20:57 |
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Red is me, Blue is the person who shared the picture. I never liked the whole "ban all rocks!" argument against gun control seeing as guns are pretty specifically created with killing in mind whereas a rock has a lot of uses that don't involve killing. I was hoping by asking questions she'd realize what was wrong with the argument on her own but I don't know if she thought about it past "everyone should pray to jesus and our gun problems will be solved" Then again, she also shared a picture I can't find now that was just a picture of a child being spanked and it said "We need child control, not gun control" or something like that. Don't take away my guns! Beat your kids!
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:14 |
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Guns are the great leveller; they make any regular schlub into an efficient killing machine. Give that same guy a rock and he'll kill like one person, and even then only if he takes them by surprise.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:26 |
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Not posting the comment thread, as it goes exactly as you'd predict.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:28 |
trapped mouse posted:
Yeah but that's the funny part.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 22:19 |
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Breaky posted:Yeah but that's the funny part. I guess there are some gems. A different person from the OP.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:03 |
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"Men and women are paid equally." Source: Adults
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:20 |
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kazil posted:"Men and women are paid equally." Also White Privilege doesn't exist Source: Me
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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FirstAidKite posted:
Surprised you didn't mention his name was "Abel".
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:15 |
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Sorry if posted before, but this just showed up for me:
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:27 |
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Looks like someone one Delta's social media team is getting fired. Edit: Just in case it isn't clear, this is Delta Airlines celebrating the U.S. victory over Ghana in the World Cup. There are no giraffes in Ghana. SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 01:53 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Proving, once again, that anyone with "social media" in their job title is not worth the air they breath.
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