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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I believe i correctly predicted Jozy would play 20 minutes of this world cup.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
he's dead now

valinhorn
Jun 25, 2006
I am no one to be Trifled with!!!!
His hamstring couldn't handle the pressure.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
reminder that jozy was stretchered off 20 minutes into america's world cup campaign.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

RIP

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
Yeah, rip

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Hahahahahahahahahahhahhaaaahahaha

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010



This World Cup is now ruined

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

This is funny, but I don't think it is as funny as a prolonged campaign in which he doesn't score any goals

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Olewithmilk posted:

This is funny, but I don't think it is as funny as a prolonged campaign in which he doesn't score any goals

I dunno, his leg exploding mid-stride 20 minutes into his world cup career is a rather magnificent way to go out.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

emjayo posted:

jozy will pull a hamstring during the first two usmnt matches and take no further part in this year's fifa world cup

:nignog:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
RIP Jozy

He Never Scored

I don't have the image, someone post it

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
His world cup legacy is missing from a few yards out and falling over, thats it.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

cadfael posted:



This World Cup is now ruined

RIP

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


Journo's on twitter are suggesting it wasn't even a hamstring injury and is just a thigh strain. loving lol if true.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
its just a strain hes a big whiny pussy

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

To be fair, he was running in a straight line for upwards of two seconds and hadn't fallen down, I'm not sure his legs are used to that kind of stress.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

valinhorn posted:

His hamstring couldn't handle the service.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
it just looked like he was so ashamed of the handball that he went down and then realized the whole medical team was taking him off the pitch lol

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I collected all those virtual Jozys for nothing.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Bland posted:

Journo's on twitter are suggesting it wasn't even a hamstring injury and is just a thigh strain. loving lol if true.

If this is true I really don't even know what to say

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

The Finn posted:

If this is true I really don't even know what to say

Hes a fraud greg, a big fat fraud. I felt a bit bad for him if it was his hamstring.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
jozy couldnt stand up to the 77 degree heat for 20 minutes

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
He's been given the perfect excuse to run and hide on the biggest stage of all, and he's taken it.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
whos the BBC game describer who kept going on about the US missing the "pace and power" of Jozy Altidore, that poo poo was insufferable

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Parity warning posted:

whos the BBC game describer who kept going on about the US missing the "pace and power" of Jozy Altidore, that poo poo was insufferable
Robbie "Worthington Cup winner" Savage

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

Jurgen Klinsmann posted:

“We believe Jozy is going to play a very big World Cup,” he said. “We think he will confirm our trust.”

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
im amazed that the US won a competitive match in such a way that jozy had absolutely nothing to do with and he missed a huge chance.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Ponce de Le0n posted:

im amazed that the US won a competitive match in such a way that jozy had absolutely nothing to do with and he missed a huge chance.

He's a loving loser

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
I felt pretty hopeful once I saw him go down, but we were terrible after that so I don't know what to believe anymore.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



tbp posted:

He's a loving loser

He's just had a bad year tbp. It can happen to anyone. hell

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Jozy will come back faster, stronger, with a cannon for a left leg.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
It was funny how many people it took to carry him off.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
2010 he tripped himself, 2014 he died

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

cadfael posted:



This World Cup is now ruined
god damnit jozy

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
We need up to the minute updates on Jozy's recovery, STAT

I'm sure they can inject something into him and make his booboo all better

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I remember playing football once a guy tore his hamstring and you could hear it snap. Just wanted to bring that up.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
jozyyy



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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I'm not even kidding when insist that people at the American (in America) bar I was at were thrilled when this shithoise was stretchered off.

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