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I believe i correctly predicted Jozy would play 20 minutes of this world cup.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:20 |
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he's dead now
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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His hamstring couldn't handle the pressure.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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reminder that jozy was stretchered off 20 minutes into america's world cup campaign.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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RIP
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:24 |
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Yeah, rip
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:25 |
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahhaaaahahaha
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:26 |
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This World Cup is now ruined
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:26 |
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This is funny, but I don't think it is as funny as a prolonged campaign in which he doesn't score any goals
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:27 |
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Olewithmilk posted:This is funny, but I don't think it is as funny as a prolonged campaign in which he doesn't score any goals I dunno, his leg exploding mid-stride 20 minutes into his world cup career is a rather magnificent way to go out.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:28 |
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emjayo posted:jozy will pull a hamstring during the first two usmnt matches and take no further part in this year's fifa world cup :nignog:
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:29 |
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RIP Jozy He Never Scored I don't have the image, someone post it
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:34 |
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His world cup legacy is missing from a few yards out and falling over, thats it.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:36 |
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cadfael posted:
RIP
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:44 |
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Journo's on twitter are suggesting it wasn't even a hamstring injury and is just a thigh strain. loving lol if true.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:54 |
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its just a strain hes a big whiny pussy
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:57 |
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To be fair, he was running in a straight line for upwards of two seconds and hadn't fallen down, I'm not sure his legs are used to that kind of stress.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:58 |
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valinhorn posted:His hamstring couldn't handle the service.
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# ? Jun 16, 2014 23:58 |
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it just looked like he was so ashamed of the handball that he went down and then realized the whole medical team was taking him off the pitch lol
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:01 |
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I collected all those virtual Jozys for nothing.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:01 |
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Bland posted:Journo's on twitter are suggesting it wasn't even a hamstring injury and is just a thigh strain. loving lol if true. If this is true I really don't even know what to say
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:02 |
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The Finn posted:If this is true I really don't even know what to say Hes a fraud greg, a big fat fraud. I felt a bit bad for him if it was his hamstring.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:04 |
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jozy couldnt stand up to the 77 degree heat for 20 minutes
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:05 |
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He's been given the perfect excuse to run and hide on the biggest stage of all, and he's taken it.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 00:15 |
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whos the BBC game describer who kept going on about the US missing the "pace and power" of Jozy Altidore, that poo poo was insufferable
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:03 |
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Parity warning posted:whos the BBC game describer who kept going on about the US missing the "pace and power" of Jozy Altidore, that poo poo was insufferable
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:11 |
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Jurgen Klinsmann posted:“We believe Jozy is going to play a very big World Cup,” he said. “We think he will confirm our trust.”
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:12 |
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im amazed that the US won a competitive match in such a way that jozy had absolutely nothing to do with and he missed a huge chance.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:13 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:im amazed that the US won a competitive match in such a way that jozy had absolutely nothing to do with and he missed a huge chance. He's a loving loser
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:23 |
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I felt pretty hopeful once I saw him go down, but we were terrible after that so I don't know what to believe anymore.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:33 |
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tbp posted:He's a loving loser He's just had a bad year tbp. It can happen to anyone. hell
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:38 |
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Jozy will come back faster, stronger, with a cannon for a left leg.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:50 |
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It was funny how many people it took to carry him off.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 01:51 |
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2010 he tripped himself, 2014 he died
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:01 |
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cadfael posted:
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:06 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:10 |
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We need up to the minute updates on Jozy's recovery, STAT I'm sure they can inject something into him and make his booboo all better
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:12 |
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I remember playing football once a guy tore his hamstring and you could hear it snap. Just wanted to bring that up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:12 |
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jozyyy
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:14 |
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I'm not even kidding when insist that people at the American (in America) bar I was at were thrilled when this shithoise was stretchered off.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 02:14 |