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Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Zedd posted:

It's how you are supposed to hold you hands on the wheel, and that's a (soft) rule.
MAH FREEDUM DUN TELL ME what to do in 'MURCA :911:

Actually, I heard that the current "accepted norm" is to keep your hands at 9 and 3 o'clock to avoid bashing your arms into your face when you crash your car up and the airbag deploys. Debunked.
:goonsay:

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

To be fair, I believe he did that just to be a dick to the senate.

The dude reeeealllly hated the senate.

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
10:10 is just the time clocks are usually set to when they're shown in advertisements. It doesn't mean anything (much like the rest of that image). He probably just grabbed the first image he saw on Google.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Orgophlax posted:

The clock must mean something too if it's pasted on there, but I don't know what.

Maybe this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10:10

e: but probably just this

Ratspeaker posted:

10:10 is just the time clocks are usually set to when they're shown in advertisements. It doesn't mean anything (much like the rest of that image). He probably just grabbed the first image he saw on Google.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




They also had a literal pornstar in government, Ciccolina.

"Ilona Staller (born 26 November 1951), widely known by her stage name, Cicciolina, is a Hungarian-born Italian porn star, politician, and singer. Staller continued to make hardcore pornographic films while a member of parliament. She is famous for exposing her breasts in parliament"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Was this mentioned already?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Excels posted:

Was this mentioned already?

can it really be mentioned too much?

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
the bit about offering to gently caress gadaffi is pretty much the best part i think.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

If I wasn't already familiar with this girl's stellar parenting I would think this was a joke. :sigh:

Kraps
Sep 9, 2011

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Grrl Anachronism posted:

If I wasn't already familiar with this girl's stellar parenting I would think this was a joke. :sigh:


:stare:

:catstare:

:stonk:

:gonk:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Excels posted:

Was this mentioned already?

Came up in another thread but I can't remember which.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Grrl Anachronism posted:

If I wasn't already familiar with this girl's stellar parenting I would think this was a joke. :sigh:


Parents sometimes do this for legit reasons. I never did, but I can understand the appeal. Some diapers can have pretty weak grip flaps, and some kids love to take them off. A bad combo.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

PhazonLink posted:

Don't forget the most popular map projection makes Africa, the 2nd largest continent look smaller than the USA

What map is this? I've seen plenty of bad maps that distort continents, but I've never seen one where the USA looks bigger than africa.

(i'm more curious to see it than disbelieving you)

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Ragequit posted:

Parents sometimes do this for legit reasons. I never did, but I can understand the appeal. Some diapers can have pretty weak grip flaps, and some kids love to take them off. A bad combo.

I can't tell if they meant just taping the diaper together better, or if they wanted to tape it to the child.

I imagine there's a pretty big difference in acceptableness there.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
A common gripe against Mercator is that Greenland looks bigger than Africa. It's not Africa that's small, it's Greenland that's gigantic.

The US is low enough that it's not that distorted. Distortion on a Mercator chart is a function of uh... The cosines of colattitude or something? Anyway as poo poo gets closer to the poles it gets stretched out, and Mercator charts are basically useless above 60 degrees of latitude.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Atmus posted:

I can't tell if they meant just taping the diaper together better, or if they wanted to tape it to the child.

I imagine there's a pretty big difference in acceptableness there.

Oh I only assumed they meant reinforcing the straps. Yeah the other method would be pretty bad. It doesn't say "Tape the diaper to my daugher," so I hope for the best.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

This same girl suddenly noticed the other day when she coincidentally looked out her kitchen window that this same almost 3-year-old had let herself out of the apartment and was playing in the street (and had been for who knows how long), and left a boxcutter lying out in reach and was just astonished when the kid got it and ended up getting cut, so while I hope for the best, I'm not really expecting it. :smith:

To top it off... all of these things have happened in the last week.

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 22:01 on Jun 17, 2014

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Apogee15 posted:

What map is this? I've seen plenty of bad maps that distort continents, but I've never seen one where the USA looks bigger than africa.

(i'm more curious to see it than disbelieving you)

Oops got the wrong chunk of land.

FrozenVent posted:

A common gripe against Mercator is that Greenland looks bigger than Africa. It's not Africa that's small, it's Greenland that's gigantic.

The US is low enough that it's not that distorted. Distortion on a Mercator chart is a function of uh... The cosines of colattitude or something? Anyway as poo poo gets closer to the poles it gets stretched out, and Mercator charts are basically useless above 60 degrees of latitude.

Whatever Greenland is a lovely galaxy anyway.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Excels posted:

Was this mentioned already?

I didn't see it on the last page. :(

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
from my fb



won't be too long before this image becomes a prediction instead of a parody

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


I don't believe this for a second

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

swampland posted:



I don't believe this for a second

Yeah, no popular social media site would refuse to take down child porn when notified of it!

:reddit:

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

swampland posted:



I don't believe this for a second

I imagine that Facebook's abuse report system is somewhat automated. A lot of things get flagged for abuse and aren't taken down until later when it seems like an actual human being looks at them. There was an "Elliot Rodgers was an American Hero" facebook page that stayed up until people got vocally mad about Facebook's refusal to take the page down, after which someone reviewed it and said "Yeah this is awful" and shitcanned it.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Segmentation Fault posted:

I imagine that Facebook's abuse report system is somewhat automated. A lot of things get flagged for abuse and aren't taken down until later when it seems like an actual human being looks at them. There was an "Elliot Rodgers was an American Hero" facebook page that stayed up until people got vocally mad about Facebook's refusal to take the page down, after which someone reviewed it and said "Yeah this is awful" and shitcanned it.

Yeah but even just tame nudity gets taken down really quick I don't believe child porn would just stay up

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

swampland posted:

Yeah but even just tame nudity gets taken down really quick I don't believe child porn would just stay up

Maybe it was grey area stuff? I have absolutely no idea. I don't believe Facebook would keep child porn up at all but at the same time other parts of their abuse system are slow to react.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I almost asked her for a link to prove it and then realised what the gently caress I was doing and just linked this in case it was somehow true http://www.missingkids.com/cybertipline/

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



swampland posted:



I don't believe this for a second

I failed to get a gross anime loli PAGE taken down from Facebook THREE times before I gave up on social media altogether.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Because people over-report The Onion, Clickhole gets a similar "ignore the complaints" treatment. See the link below. Uhhhh, I can see why people would report it.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318

Maybe they are idiots but I noticed that.

Edit: I thought it was clear based on context, but that link is very NSFW and also possibly illegal. I clicked on it from Facebook on my work computer because my company is cool and let's us have nice things. Clickbait may change that, I'm waiting for a call from HR.

Shbobdb has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Jun 18, 2014

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

Shbobdb posted:

Because people over-report The Onion, Clickhole gets a similar "ignore the complaints" treatment. See the link below. Uhhhh, I can see why people would report it.

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318

Maybe they are idiots but I noticed that.

Maybe dump a NWS tag in there.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

into the void posted:

Maybe dump a NWS tag in there.

uh, just so y'all know, in my country watching that video is almost certainly literally illegal. It would be better to remove the link thanks all the same

(for anyone wondering, it's a poorly made flash animation of calvin and hobbes loving, which autostarts when you click the link)

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
One of the C&H compilation books had a foreword by Watterson, where he mentioned that he'd seen that shirt with Calvin peeing on something and man, it bothered him to no end. If he ever clicked a link like that, I think he would probably cry.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Excels posted:

One of the C&H compilation books had a foreword by Watterson, where he mentioned that he'd seen that shirt with Calvin peeing on something and man, it bothered him to no end. If he ever clicked a link like that, I think he would probably cry.

The good news is that Bill Watterson doesn't really internet, so maybe he never will see it :unsmith:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Fatkraken posted:

uh, just so y'all know, in my country watching that video is almost certainly literally illegal. It would be better to remove the link thanks all the same

(for anyone wondering, it's a poorly made flash animation of calvin and hobbes loving, which autostarts when you click the link)

Are we talking go-to-prison illegal?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
"Hey man what are you in for?"

"Same old, just mugged a granny. What about you?"

"Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally clicked on a link of Calvin and Hobbes loving."

"..."

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
My kids like to take off their diapers, but the extremely simple solution is to put on a onesie, with the side benefit of them not having to run around almost naked

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
I don't think you're going to go to jail for looking at a flash animation of calvin and hobbes loving, primarily because it's rather obvious that it's not intended as erotica but rather some hosed up art. There's a difference between lolicon and this.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost
This fits the thread, being an ignorant FW:FW:FW: email that I just got from a relative, reads like a lovely Facebook rant, and probably went out to a bajillion people by now.

It starts off with a whole shitload of pics of nice places in Africa...houses, buildings, all the non-starving-shithole places, and uses that to make eloquent arguments:

dumbass chain letter posted:

THIRD WORLD COUNTRY?

When I think of Africa the first thing that comes to mind is Jungle, Lions, Apes, Hippos, and Hyenas. These photos show you a whole new Africa. Be sure to read the last paragraphs which I think are indeed pertinent. I didn't know all this existed! Very interesting!

The Africa they never show you.

[shitload of pics]

...so how do you like the real Africa now? Surprisingly modern and upscale isn't it. We are shown consistent unflattering media portrayals that would have you believe something entirely different from the truth, e.g., Africa is still some kind of wild, savage, and untamed jungle where the people are starving. I wonder why that is?

I really believe that those circumstances exist, but why aren't their rich helping their poor, instead of us doing it? They must see all those adds on their TVs, showing all the starving African children to shame them into sending their dollars or ...wait a minute, maybe they don’t get those adds.
Maybe it’s all some kind of scam here in North America; another huge “charity” where most of the money goes to the salaries of the executives.

...and tell me again - how much foreign aid goes into these countries?

Have you seen the pics of the life styles in Saudi Arabia and Dubai? I'm beginning to believe that the U.S.A. and Canada are truly the 3rd World Countries and that we should stop sending our tax dollars overseas to anyone We need to start looking after our own people in our own countries. Our elderly. Our homeless. Our Veterans. Educate our children so they won’t be duped so easily. I'm also convinced that the people in our governments and in the media know that we are the most naive, gullible, and stupid people in the world.

...just a thought. What do you think?

I wrote back a long response with a bunch of facts about Africa, and how it's made up of 50 countries and over twice the size of the US with over 3 times our population, and that means that it's reasonable that there are nice places and that the entire goddamn continent isn't going to be a perfectly uniform hellhole.

I also asked her if she would help someone in the street who was about to be run over, guessed that she would since I've known her a long time and she's a nice lady, and then asked her why? That person isn't part of your family. I don't know him. You don't know him. Not sure if she'll get the point.

Not to mention the whole "we're all being duped by the media" horseshit.

There are certainly problems with foreign aid, but FYGM is a pretty lovely solution. :(

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

aas Bandit posted:

There are certainly problems with foreign aid, but FYGM is a pretty lovely solution. :(

Any discussion about US foreign aid needs to begin with who the largest recipient of it is. Depending on how much the person talking to likes Israel, its also probably the point where the conversation is going to end and you're going to learn some pretty unpleasant things about them!

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer

ebilflindas posted:

a friend of mine posted this to FB with the caption "So true..." and I can't stop laughing


I think just drawing the comic from scratch would've taken less effort.

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Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Segmentation Fault posted:

I don't think you're going to go to jail for looking at a flash animation of calvin and hobbes loving, primarily because it's rather obvious that it's not intended as erotica but rather some hosed up art. There's a difference between lolicon and this.
Haha, wasn't there some Australian dude who went to jail for Simpsons porn? His defense was, as I recall, that he was looking at it for laughs. Bart get out I am piss isn't so funny now, is it, funnyman?

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