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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
probably still hurt from the 1-5 butt rape

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
The Spain team was greeted by 2 fans upon their arrival in Rio.

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

tetsman posted:

The Spain team was greeted by 2 fans upon their arrival in Rio.

Could have been worse, there could have been 5.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Real Madrid has dragged both Iberian teams down.

Spain, however, will move on from the group stage unlike England or Portugal.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Spain are gonna lose to Chile, draw to Australia and be escorted by the police when they arrive at the airport back home

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Monday Bandele posted:

the biggest fraud in world football?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Xavi is "retiring" by going to play in Qatar. I think Spain are playing clean now and we are seeing their real level. Which is bad. They will have all their wins stripped when this tainted era gets revealed in full. We are in the siege of Byzantium moment now.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Hopefully we'll be watching the final nail on Spain's coffin when Chile win tomorrow.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Cannavaro went to the desert to get rich during a disastrous World Cup campaign, let's hope this pushes Spain over the edge as well.

Emetic Hustler
May 5, 2009

Is the hate Spain thing because they've won the last three big tournaments or is it because the way they play the beautiful game? Was it OK to like Spain before they won everything, when they were to (lovable?) losers. Also is there any substance to the rumors of them all being doped up or is it just bitter talk.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
When Fuentes got raided 100 or so bags of blood were siezed that the Spanish government have refused to be released for testing almost certainly because it'll show a whole load of Spanish athletes were doping

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/apr/30/doping-doctor-eufemiano-fuentes-sentence-shock

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Emetic Hustler posted:

Is the hate Spain thing because they've won the last three big tournaments or is it because the way they play the beautiful game? Was it OK to like Spain before they won everything, when they were to (lovable?) losers. Also is there any substance to the rumors of them all being doped up or is it just bitter talk.

For the supposed 'best team in the world' they played dire, attritional boring football, combined with over the top histrionics. There's also proof they were on a poo poo ton of PED's locked in a court battle as the Spanish government tries to get the evidence destroyed while WADA want to get their hands on it and basically wipe any spanish athletes victories for the last 8-10 years.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Eufemiano Fuentes posted:

"If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup"

http://www.sudinfo.be/sports/foot_international/2010-12-13/fuentes-si-je-parle-on-retire-la-coupe-du-monde-a-l-espagne-831186.shtml

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Emetic Hustler posted:

Is the hate Spain thing because they've won the last three big tournaments or is it because the way they play the beautiful game? Was it OK to like Spain before they won everything, when they were to (lovable?) losers. Also is there any substance to the rumors of them all being doped up or is it just bitter talk.

It started about a year before the world cup in 2010. Barcelona (who i mention because del bosque just does whatever they do) under Frank Rijkaard and Spain were playing incredibly exciting direct football. There was passing and traingles galore but it always involved trying to get the ball through the defense to score. Pep takes over barca and they seemingly get even better. There is more passing and possesion but still plenty of attacking with eto, Messi, and henry combining for 100 goals.

Then pep's style creeps in further and rather than the brilliant football for what is overwhelmingly the worlds most talented squad we get an ultradefensive pile of shite that somehow gets excused because they have loads of possession. A team with Xavi, Alonso, Villa, Torres (while he was still good), iniesta etc start passing the ball back to the keeper rather then try and score a goal and spend the entirety of the world cup grinding out 1-0 wins. It's an appalling waste of talent and is basically another form of mourinho's 'anti-football'.

You can see the pattern at bayern now. A superb counter attacking team gets even better once pep injects a bit more passing and possession but is now slowly regressing to kicking it aimlessly to each other instead of trying to score.

In terms of the doping there was a huge bust called Operation Puerto. Only the names of cyclists have been released despite the doctor involved saying he was so busy with la liga he had to turn down a serie A team and cyclists stating they saw footballers and tennis players at the clinic. The spanish courts have constantly tried to suppress anything else getting out most recently this involved a judge ordering the destruction of the blood bags found at Dr Fuentes's office. Spain is this decades East Germany.

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jun 18, 2014

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Spain will be a national embarrassment and almost all of sports results for the last 10 years will be severely shaken up. At this point the Spanish government know WADA will get their hands on the samples, so they're trying to stall for as much time as they can in the hopes that the samples degrade enough to be in admissible.

Emetic Hustler
May 5, 2009

I admit that I cheered for the Spanish side during 2010, because it was nice to have Spain finally win it, but I agree that the way Spain and FCB has been playing the past few years have been really frustrating to watch. The endless pass-pass-pass-pass poo poo looking for the defense to breakdown is really awful. Watching FCB games the past years have made me hate them more and more. Would it be so bad to take a shot once in a while instead of passing the ball into the goal?

edit: I wonder if Spain would lose their titles if it came to light that some of their players were on PED's. Is there a modern precedent on such a thing. At least it would cast a nasty shadow on it if nothing else and they would go down in history as not being able to win it without cheating.

Emetic Hustler fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jun 18, 2014

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

serious gaylord posted:

Spain will be a national embarrassment and almost all of sports results for the last 10 years will be severely shaken up. At this point the Spanish government know WADA will get their hands on the samples, so they're trying to stall for as much time as they can in the hopes that the samples degrade enough to be in admissible.

How much do you know about the case bru? I was wondering what exactly was happening and what WADA were up to, but I can't find a great deal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Then pep's style creeps in further and rather than the brilliant football for what is overwhelmingly the worlds most talented squad we get an ultradefensive pile of shite that somehow gets excused because they have loads of possession. A team with Xavi, Alonso, Villa, Torres (while he was still good), iniesta etc start passing the ball back to the keeper rather then try and score a goal and spend the entirety of the world cup grinding out 1-0 wins. It's an appalling waste of talent and is basically another form of mourinho's 'anti-football'.


There is also the fact that despite having easily the best team in the world at the time, one of the tactics used by Barca was to go to ground under any challenge to win a free kick and get possession back instead of being tackled. Leading to Dani Alves being stretchered off to waste time and jumping off the stretcher and running back on as soon as he'd got off the pitch

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Pep brought the doctor who was in charge when he tested positive for Nandrolone, to the staff at Barca and now at Bayern.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Spain are showing what being off Erythropoietin can really do!

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

quote:

-Barcelona always travel the same day to every away game, which is said to be triggered to reduce the chances that there is a surprise drug test by UEFA officials.

-In Spain, drug tests are done much less frequently than in other leagues. Teams always get to know in advance when they will be tested, and blood tests are rarely done. The number of players tested every season is also significantly low.

-The infamous Doctor Fuentes has been heavily linked with being involved with Barcelona in the past. A few months ago there was also an allegation by a fellow prisoner (Fuentes was in prison at the time obviously) that Fuentes had confided in him that "if people actually knew the truth, the World Cup would be taken from Spain immediately"

-In the last 18 months, Barcelona has "conveniently" suspended two training sessions before a UEFA drug test, one which led to a fine to the club by UEFA officials.

There are also the rumors Abidal's tumors were caused by doping, and this forced Pep out. Spanish sport is filthy, Nadal with his hulk hogan looking rear end. They should be barred from all sporting competitions for a decade.

Emetic Hustler
May 5, 2009

Fluo posted:

Spain are showing what being off Erythropoietin can really do!

The stuff must have been caught in customs before the Holland game. Perhaps they managed to get a local source for it for the Chile game.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

vaginal culture posted:

There are also the rumors Abidal's tumors were caused by doping, and this forced Pep out. Spanish sport is filthy, Nadal with his hulk hogan looking rear end. They should be barred from all sporting competitions for a decade.

That quote implies that other leagues test anywhere near enough, which is false, I think ? Also lol at getting fined for missing a doping test instead of it counting as a positive test as it does in cycling and most other individual sports at least.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Syncopated posted:

That quote implies that other leagues test anywhere near enough, which is false, I think ? Also lol at getting fined for missing a doping test instead of it counting as a positive test as it does in cycling and most other individual sports at least.

Are you saying people who get paid over £200,000 a week aren't hurt by a small fine? SHAME ON YOU!

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Syncopated posted:

That quote implies that other leagues test anywhere near enough, which is false, I think ? Also lol at getting fined for missing a doping test instead of it counting as a positive test as it does in cycling and most other individual sports at least.

In England it's relatively strict. Players are tested at random (many of them asked to give samples directly after a game), and if you miss one you get hosed. Rio Ferdinand got merked because he decided to move house instead of piss in a jar, and even though he pissed in the jar and passed clean the next day he still got a lengthy ban.

Also lets not forget Adrian Mutu, who did cocaine and got caught, and has now been ordered to personally compensate Chelsea for the entirety of his transfer fee, something in the region of £16mil.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Eau de MacGowan posted:

In England it's relatively strict. Players are tested at random (many of them asked to give samples directly after a game), and if you miss one you get hosed. Rio Ferdinand got merked because he decided to move house instead of piss in a jar, and even though he pissed in the jar and passed clean the next day he still got a lengthy ban.

Also lets not forget Adrian Mutu, who did cocaine and got caught, and has now been ordered to personally compensate Chelsea for the entirety of his transfer fee, something in the region of £16mil.

Yeah, England is pretty strict. Spain are just the dirty cheating shits that they always were and their drug policy is just one factor.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Even lance armstrong thinks football is dirty.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ot...-up-doping.html

England strict lmao. Chelsea and spurs have both bought centrifuges and give no fucks.



If people want a doping thread i'm happy to make one like it did for the 2012 olympics

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Nah all soccer testing is a loving joke, they don't blood test (only now are starting to I think) and its only in competition testing. If testing was good, players would look like they did in the 80's again.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Loving Africa Chaps posted:


If people want a doping thread i'm happy to make one like it did for the 2012 olympics

Go on, it's always funny to see people defend Nadal and the like

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Loving Africa Chaps posted:




If people want a doping thread i'm happy to make one like it did for the 2012 olympics

Would be down for this.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Loving Africa Chaps posted:


If people want a doping thread i'm happy to make one like it did for the 2012 olympics

Please do.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Do it.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Can't one of the world cup mods just rename this one?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Syncopated posted:

Can't one of the world cup mods just rename this one?

world cup mod here, this is the Spain thread.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
FIFA tested all but ~60 players nefore the world cup, heres the ones they didn't test https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t2J5O_ANFrQnsps3UC_bQww/htmlview?pli=1

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

vaginal culture posted:

FIFA tested all but ~60 players nefore the world cup, heres the ones they didn't test https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t2J5O_ANFrQnsps3UC_bQww/htmlview?pli=1

Weird it's almost like almost all of the players who didn't get tested play for Real Madrid or Atletico or somewhere in Spain.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
I hope Spain get trashed tomorrow so hard.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Professional football is doped to the gills, don't delude yourself into thinking your domestic league is safe from that. If there's money on the line you better believe people will go to lengths to secure a certain level of performance.

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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

vaginal culture posted:

FIFA tested all but ~60 players nefore the world cup, heres the ones they didn't test https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t2J5O_ANFrQnsps3UC_bQww/htmlview?pli=1

The best is Ezequiel Lavezzi, who had to suddenly leave the ground due to personal reasons exactly at the moment that the drug testers appeared.

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