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THE MACHO MAN posted:What in the gently caress is going on with Columbus damnit We probably killed everyone in practice 
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Hockles posted:BUF -- signed UFA Hockles to a $18.2mil/1yr contract Jesus Christ  Hockles posted:NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing @Vittuman10 not sad to demote. means one step closer to being finnish dream of nhl checking line forward >:3
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December 2029 Update Notable Stats Stahl leads the league in Points; Hockles & McFlurry are 3rd; Borkiwicz is 6th; Vando & Windros are 7th Kilza leads the league in Goals; Borkason & McFlurry are 2nd; Hockles is 4th; Vando is 6th Stahl leads the league in Assists; Borkiwicz & Windros are 5th; McStabson is 7th Smashnikov leads all Defensemen in Points; Hat is 7th Stahl leads the league in +/-; He Hate Me, Hockles & McStabson are 5th Borkiwicz leads the league in PIM; Urlacher is 3rd; Windros is 6th; Potatoes is 8th Lundgren is 8th in Hits Athanatos is 4th in GAA; Cow is 5th; McLargeHuge is 6th; Paynuss is 7th; Palin is 8th Athanatos leads the league in SV%; Paynuss is 2nd; Palin is 4th; Cow is 6th; McLargeHuge is 8th Bergkamp & Paynuss lead the league in Wins; Pepperdick is 4th; McLargeHuge & Ripken Jr are 6th Transaction News None Injury Report LAK -- R. Hextall Jr is out with a Broken Foot. Expected return is 12/14/29 Comments Hockles is making an immediate impact in Buffalo. He's got Borkiwicz above 1.00PPG http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Jun 12, 2014 23:35
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Now that I finally got that Reinhart out of the way, time to shine 
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lazaruk why would you resign for a paltry ten mil a year when your stay-at-home defensive skills could be appreciated by an actual team
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THE MACHO MAN posted:where the standings? I am 100% sure Edmonton is about to miss the playoffs for the 10th straight year.
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THE MACHO MAN posted:where the standings? I don't do them in the first update.
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All-Star Break 2030 Update All-Stars East -- Alex Jones (Starting Left Wing) East -- Aleksandr Luzhin (Starting Center) East -- Borka Borkason (Starting Right Wing) East -- Andrew Kilza (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- Hockles (2nd Line Center) East -- Badabing Buckaroo (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Quincey Pepperdick (Starting Goaltender) East -- Big McLargeHuge (Backup Goaltender) West -- Itchy Chiggers (Starting Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (Starting Center) West -- Alex Guibeau (Starting Right Wing) West -- Moses White (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Chap Buttworth (2nd Line Center) West -- Theo McFlurry (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Oldman Hat (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Dennis Bergkamp (Starting Goaltender) Notable Stats McFlurry is 2nd in Points; Jones is 3rd; Kilza & Luzhin are 5th; Kilza leads the league in Goals; Guibeau is 2nd; Borkason & McFlurry are 3rd; Buttworth, Chiggers, & Hockles are 6th Stahl & Windros are 3rd in Assists; Luzhin is 4th; Dangler & Jones are 6th; Bar is 8th Smashnikov is 2nd in Points among Defensemen; Hat is 3rd; Steidl is 6th Borkiwicz is 2nd in +/-; Hockles is 3rd; Buttworth is 6th Urlacher is 2nd in PIM; Borkiwicz is 4th; Potatoes is 5th; Borkason is 7th Lundgren is 8th in Hits McLargeHuge leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Cow is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Ripken Jr is 5th; Palin is 8th McLargeHuge leads the league in SV%; Bergkamp is 2nd; Pepperdick is 3rd; Palin is 4th; Cow is 5th; Ripken Jr is 6th; van der Veen is 7th McLargeHuge & Pepperdick lead the league in Wins; Ripken is 4th; Bergkamp is 5th Transaction News None Injury Report CGY -- G. Stahl is out with an Injured Elbow. Expected return is 2/1/30 WSH -- B. Lundgren is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 3/20/30 Comments McFlurry leads all goons in Points Buffalo is slipping. Bergkamp starts the ASG.  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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2 of the top 5 scorers and Florida is still 10th in their conference lol.
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Dallas is...m-my team, now... 
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Stickarts posted:2 of the top 5 scorers and Florida is still 10th in their conference lol. Florida bad. Florida real bad.
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Oh my god Bergkamp back in the All Star Game? Sweet jesus I hope he doesn't give up 5 goals again and play like garbage.
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No All Star selection and out of the playoffs. Poutine and the Wild's downfall begins.
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Chap stepped it the gently caress up this season
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Injured just in time to miss the ASG.  Stahl hasn't missed more than 3 games in 15 seasons
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fits posted:Injured just in time to miss the ASG. He Hate Me, Hocket Roboy, and Ricky Fantastic have never missed a game.
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Hockles posted:He Hate Me, Hocket Roboy, and Ricky Fantastic have never missed a game. And my dude has never missed a game due to injury (2 games since nobody could pay me)
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Hockles posted:He Hate Me, Hocket Roboy, and Ricky Fantastic have never missed a game. Now Im tempted to look up who is made of glass and has missed the most games. Also, McFlurry must be literally dragging SJ along at this point.
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Dubious posted:Chap stepped it the gently caress up this season No poo poo. Hard to feel bad about being on Vancouver's 2nd line instead of the 1st, considering. Still going to lose in the 1st round, but winning the President's trophy and losing in the playoffs is kind of a Canuck thing.
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GuavaMoment posted:No poo poo. Hard to feel bad about being on Vancouver's 2nd line instead of the 1st, considering. Still going to lose in the 1st round, but winning the President's trophy and losing in the playoffs is kind of a Canuck thing. hey we might win a 2nd virtual cup. haha no we'll go from 1st to 3rd and get bounced in the 1st
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fffffff, Lundgren is back on the injury train. Missed his first all star game in 8 years. The decline is under way.
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I'm suing the panthers for loving destroying the first half of my career.
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2030 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 East 2 0 1 - 3 West 4 1 0 - 6 East West 3 Goals 5 30 Total Shots 43 19 Hits 12 18:46 Time On Attack 21:57 51 Faceoffs 62 10 PIM 10 1/5 Powerplays 3/5 1st Period 1:36 -- (East) B. Borkason (J. Rome, A. Luzhin) 7:01 -- (West) C. Buttworth (M. White, S. Gal) 7:49 -- (East) B. Borkason (R. Murray, A. Luzhin) 9:57 -- (West) C. Buttworth (T. McFlurry, A. Steidl) 12:38 - (West) M. White (I. Chiggers, C. Buttworth) 16:23 - (West) A. Guibeau (C. Buttworth) 2nd Period 10:21 - (West) M. Zibanejad (J. Virtanen, A. Steidl) 3rd Period 2:19 -- (East) B. Buckaroo (B. Borkason, A. Kilza) Penalty Summary 1st Period 5:15 -- (East) R. Boucher -- Hooking (Minor) 10:51 - (East) N. Mackinnon -- Holding (Minor) 12:41 - (West) H. Roboy -- Hooking (Minor) 14:49 - (East) N. Scherbak -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 5:20 -- (West) F. Corrado -- High Sticking (Double Minor) 3rd Period 0:49 -- (West) T. Rattie -- Hooking (Minor) 3:40 -- (East) B. Buckaroo -- Interference (Minor) 8:33 -- (East) O. Bulakov -- High Sticking (Minor) 10:36 - (West) N. Yakupov -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Chap Buttworth (2 goals, 2 assists, +1) 2) (East) Borka Borkason (2 goals, 1 assist, +2) 3) (West) Moses White (1 goal, 1 assist)  
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Hockles posted:2030 All-Star Game 
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@chap_butt29 #killedit at the #ASG
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Finally got past He Hate Me with 12 All-Star Game appearances. 
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Trade Deadline 2030 Update Notable Stats McFlurry leads the league in Points; Hockles is 4th; Guibeau is 5th; Jones & Kilza are 6th; Luzhin is 8th Guibeau leads the league in Goals; Kilza is 2nd; McFlurry is 3rd; Borkason is 4th; Hockles is 5th; He Hate Me is 6th; Vando is 8th Windros is 2nd in Assists; Bar & Dangler are 4th; Stahl is 6th; Luzhin is 7th Steidl is 2nd in Points among Defensemen; Hat & Smashnikov are 3rd Hockles leads the league in +/-; Borkiwicz is 5th; White is 7th Borkiwicz is 4th in PIM; Urlacher is 5th; Borkason is 6th; McStabson is 8th Smashnikov is 7th in Hits Ripken Jr leads the league in GAA; McLargeHuge is 2nd; Pepperdick is 3rd; Cow is 5th; Palin is 6th; Bergkamp is 7th; van der Veen is 8th McLargeHuge leads the league in SV%; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Palin is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Pepperdick is 5th; van der Veen is 7th; Cow is 8th Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; McLargeHuge & Pepperdick are 5th; Athanatos is 8th Transaction News None Injury Report WSH -- B. Lundgren is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 3/20/30 Comments St. Louis might actually make the playoffs this year. McFlurry's line are the Top 3 in points  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Little Theo is really rockin it this year. Did something change from last season in SJ? Are his linemates known players or hilariously broken game created ones?
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Old Man Windros is kicking rear end, and this stupid loving team still isn't in playoff position. gently caress.
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Oh hey. Remember this? I do. Update coming.
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