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Buttcoins are the gift that keeps on giving.
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I want to believe this is real and that the sperglord mafia exists.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:33
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Yeah most of those issues can be solved by presenting the letter. In fact they've probably been given an out to get any bad review deleted on that basis.
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Jun 17, 2014 17:02
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I'm confused, are you saying you don't think buttcoiners would try something like this? Because buttcoiners would totally try something like this (and have).
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Jun 17, 2014 17:21
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Nibbles141 posted:Yeah most of those issues can be solved by presenting the letter. In fact they've probably been given an out to get any bad review deleted on that basis. Presenting it to the police would result in even more fun. (Not for the attempted extortionist so much.)
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Jun 17, 2014 17:22
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Yeahhhh all of those threats seem really stupid to put down into a printed out flyer, even for an "anonymous" group.
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Jun 17, 2014 19:41
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quote:Doesn’t Take It Lite-ly This sounds like someone transcribed a commercial.
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Jun 17, 2014 20:14
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Tunicate posted:This sounds like someone transcribed a commercial. That's the guy at every party who brings a sixer of a non-super cheap beer and proceeds to talk to everyone about how he's super into beer while he nurses a single beer over the course of the entire party. Also I like how he had to spell out Smithwick's in a way so everyone knew he was pronouncing it the correct way.
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Jun 17, 2014 20:43
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Biff Rockgroin posted:That's the guy at every party who brings a sixer of a non-super cheap beer and proceeds to talk to everyone about how he's super into beer while he nurses a single beer over the course of the entire party. This is my dad.  I've had to sip all kinds of nasty "good"  beer since he started getting into it like five years ago. Now my mom's getting that way about whiskey.
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Jun 17, 2014 20:53
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Biff Rockgroin posted:Also I like how he had to spell out Smithwick's in a way so everyone knew he was pronouncing it the correct way. That was hands-down the best part. Well, that and imagining the poor woman getting ham-handedly pestered by some fedora about her booze choices. This one sounds like it happened, it just didn't happen the way the writer thinks it did.
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Jun 17, 2014 21:39
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To be fair I've had that situation happen except I was both the girl and the random guy who speaks for her in that story (which is to say I spoke for myself instead of having some dude fight for me randomly), and also I still didn't like beer in the end. This reads like the guy pestered someone into drinking something they didn't like and they confirmed to him they didn't like it, so he went home and wrote this post about what SHOULD have happened.
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Jun 17, 2014 21:52
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quote:Doesn’t Take It Lite-ly
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Jun 17, 2014 23:30
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poo poo that did happen: people can't read. EDIT: yeah, but was that not edited in? ah well, that's what I get for reading on my phone. hallo spacedog has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 23:44
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hallo spacedog posted:poo poo that did happen: people can't read. If you're talking about what canyoneer posted maybe you should actually read it!
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Jun 18, 2014 00:17
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:This is my dad. It's very hard for some people to accept that I don't like beer and I prefer wine or hard liquor. Do people get this obsessive and pushy about other drinks? Like are there people passing out Mexican Cokes at parties insisting that non-soda drinkers just "haven't had the right soda yet"?
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Jun 18, 2014 01:41
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PUGGERNAUT posted:It's very hard for some people to accept that I don't like beer and I prefer wine or hard liquor. Do people get this obsessive and pushy about other drinks? Like are there people passing out Mexican Cokes at parties insisting that non-soda drinkers just "haven't had the right soda yet"? I was like this until my friend had me try a sweet Belgian ale called Tripel Karmeliet and another that I don't remember the name of. v  v Granted, they're two beers in a million, but if someone wants to me to try something at no cost on my part, I won't say no.
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Jun 18, 2014 01:54
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Megera posted:I was like this until my friend had me try a sweet Belgian ale called Tripel Karmeliet and another that I don't remember the name of. v Really I think for most people that like beer, and drink more than one kind of beer, the "first beer I had" and "first beer I liked" stories are very different ones. This is STDH not because it's an unusual sort of event, but because it's so stilted and unnatural. Like a commercial, yeah.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:56
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Jun 18, 2014 04:26
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A friend of mine microbrews. He's one of the best chefs I've ever met and the only thing he takes more pride in than his cooking is his brewing. He's skilled enough that he's opened his own, successful brewery. I have tried the beer of this man, and beer sucks. Bring it, you pushy rear end in a top hat. 
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Jun 18, 2014 06:14
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Tunicate posted:["lite beer isn't real beer" argument] This exact argument has happened in Goons with Spoons, along with: "Do you put beans in chili?" "Is a hamburger a sandwich?" "What is the correct hot dog condiment?" But even more aggressive and heated. It's entirely possible that it happened IRL too. A lot of people who have super-strong DEBATE ME opinions on certain foodstuffs are perfectly normal otherwise. It's strange how common that is. edit: yeah the ending didn't happen, but the awkward argument at a relaxed party totally did happen. WITCHCRAFT has a new favorite as of 08:01 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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Jun 18, 2014 07:52
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The Great Kazoo!quote:Demanding And Stupid In The Same Breath
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Jun 18, 2014 08:07
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What a dum dum
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Jun 18, 2014 08:16
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Some people have this weird belief that being super smug about seemingly unimportant preferences in their food and/or daily activities. Like whether their toilet paper goes under/over, or what kind of beans they put on their burrito at chipolte or whether they put ketchup on their burger (which is wrong, ketchup is an awful condiment reserved at best for french fries. They think expressing their opinions on minor unimportances as if it were abject fact and not a minor opinion is somehow endearing.
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Jun 18, 2014 08:58
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Actually they're right about the toilet paper thing,
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Jun 18, 2014 09:27
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SpookyLizard posted:ketchup is an awful condiment reserved at best for french fries. I don't care what point you're trying to make; you're obviously some kind of idiot.
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Jun 18, 2014 09:43
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poo poo that didn't happen.txt: This isn’t over. Not by a long shot!
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Jun 18, 2014 09:50
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p-hop posted:This exact argument has happened in Goons with Spoons, along with: 1. Yes 2. Maybe 3. Beans and a hamburger 
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Jun 18, 2014 10:21
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bringmyfishback posted:1. Yes Despite all other things, hand writing is too neat.
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Jun 18, 2014 11:13
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How do you confuse clear liquor with water? If s/he drank enough to get drunk, she should have recognized the smell, if not the taste, of alchohol.
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Jun 18, 2014 12:28
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Thanks for the explanation, I was wondering why that one was supposed to be STDH.
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Jun 18, 2014 14:37
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Pththya-lyi posted:How do you confuse clear liquor with water? If s/he drank enough to get drunk, she should have recognized the smell, if not the taste, of alchohol. Few years back, I had to deal with a guy at work who filled a water bottle with bleach, forgot about it, then chugged it at 2 AM. People are really loving stupid about what they put in their mouth.
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Jun 18, 2014 14:39
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Even as a little kid when one my dad's jerk friends thought it would be funny to switch my water glass with vodka, I knew that wasn't water as soon as it passed my lips.
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Jun 18, 2014 14:52
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FrozenVent posted:Few years back, I had to deal with a guy at work who filled a water bottle with bleach, forgot about it, then chugged it at 2 AM. Submitting this to the thread. Got a mouthful of bleach/swallowed some? Sure, I can buy that. Chugged a bottle of bleach? No loving way.
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Jun 18, 2014 15:14
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Didn't say he swallowed the whole thing, but he got some down his esophagus. "Took a big swig" might have been a better phrase.
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Jun 18, 2014 15:17
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Tunicate posted:
A beer nerd this deep into the rabbit hole should know: Smithwick's is an ale, not a lager.
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Jun 18, 2014 16:27
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Huntersoninski posted:This reads like the guy pestered someone into drinking something they didn't like and they confirmed to him they didn't like it, so he went home and wrote this post about what SHOULD have happened.
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Jun 18, 2014 16:34
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A beer nerd this deep into the rabbit hole should know: Smithwick's is an ale, not a lager. [/quote] Wouldn't even have to be a beer nerd as long as they could read. It says "Irish Ale" on the loving bottle. And I've never met a beer nerd who'd describe a beer as "fairly basic" unless it was boring poo poo.
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Jun 18, 2014 16:37
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Nth Doctor posted:
In this case he does have a bit of a legitimate argument. He could have said "Maybe you don't like the style, try this different style of beer." drat nerds!
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Jun 18, 2014 16:40
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My Lovely Horse posted:On the other hand: a guy pushes his beer on you like that and you try and don't like it, is that what you tell him? Yeah, hopefully it'd irritate him so bad he'd leave you alone after that. Wishful thinking maybe, but if I take a beer to placate him it's going down the sink the second he looks away.
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Here [girl] , see if you can taste the ruffies. You can't in a light beer.
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