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Do over Ham posted:Oh, Luigi Thirty, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone, and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt! Ham, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They call me "Ham" because I like ham radio. I gotta a lot of love to give and my only outlet is my ham radio.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:24
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Luigi Thirty posted:Ham, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. No. I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:38
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MondayHotDog posted:Oh, like After The War's avatar. Hi, I'm After the War! You may remember me from other show business funerals such as "Andre the Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye", and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge"!
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Jun 18, 2014 05:46
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CatchrNdRy posted:I gotta a lot of love to give and my only outlet is my ham radio. I have a ham radio.
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After The War posted:Hi, I'm After the War! You may remember me from other show business funerals such as "Andre the Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye", and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge"! There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy.
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Jun 18, 2014 06:45
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MondayHotDog posted:The box! THE BOX! My son is a BOXXXXXX!
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Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the quote without MondayHotDog! Watch. Do over Ham posted:Luigi Thirty, Luigi Thirty posted:They're Seamless, huh?
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Jun 18, 2014 14:15
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TMMadman posted:Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the quote without MondayHotDog! Whenever MondayHotDog's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's MondayHotDog?"
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Jun 18, 2014 15:07
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TMMadman posted:Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the quote without MondayHotDog! Send a ham to his widow.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:13
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Whenever MondayHotDog's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's MondayHotDog?" Well, hot dog. We have a wiener.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:15
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, hot dog. We have a wiener. Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!
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Jun 18, 2014 17:24
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Deviant posted:Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money! There is, a, uh, 1000 dollar leaving town tax.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:29
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Luigi Thirty posted:There is, a, uh, 1000 dollar leaving town tax. Would you look at those morons? I paid my taxes over a year ago.
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Jun 18, 2014 20:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. Luke, be a Jedi, tonight!
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Jun 18, 2014 22:44
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jscolon2.0 posted:Luke, be a Jedi, tonight! You never even finished Jedi School!
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Jun 18, 2014 23:07
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Jerusalem posted:You never even finished Jedi School! Jerusalem, I have my pride. I'm going to go to night school, earn my high school diploma, and get back my Most Improved Odor trophy!
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Jun 18, 2014 23:17
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Jerusalem, I have my pride. I'm going to go to night school, earn my high school diploma, and get back my Most Improved Odor trophy! DRINK-MIX MAN "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." ACTIVITIES: NONE SPORTS: NONE HONORS: NONE
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Jun 19, 2014 00:33
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Amy Renee posted:DRINK-MIX MAN ...so many memories
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CatchrNdRy posted:...so many memories Your lifelong dream was to be on the Gong Show! And you did it in 1977!
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TMMadman posted:Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the quote without MondayHotDog! You're fired.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Your lifelong dream was to be on the Gong Show! And you did it in 1977! Do you remember our last family vacation when you made us go to the Bowlers Hall of Fame in St. Louie Missouri, so you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin? 
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MondayHotDog posted:You're fired. But I'm a good work guy!
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Jun 19, 2014 01:14
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MondayHotDog posted:You're fired. With good cause!
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jscolon2.0 posted:But I'm a good work guy! WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!
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Jun 19, 2014 01:34
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jscolon2.0 posted:But I'm a good work guy! Ooh! He card read good.
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Jun 19, 2014 01:43
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ooh! He card read good. Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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MondayHotDog posted:You're fired. JETSON!!! 
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CatchrNdRy posted:...so many memories French toast please.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:JETSON!!! Simpson, BloodDesk Simpson He's the greatest man in history From the Awful forums He's about to hit a chestnut tree
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Everything Counts posted:Simpson, BloodDesk Simpson Due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, this thread will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this post out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.
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After The War posted:Due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, this thread will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this post out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe. Ohh, they got me with their legal mumbo-jumbo. 
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Jun 19, 2014 03:25
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Do over Ham posted:Ohh, they got me with their legal mumbo-jumbo. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Better cut down there, Smokey!
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MondayHotDog posted:By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Better cut down there, Smokey! I'll have you know the contents in that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality.
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After The War posted:Due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, this thread will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this post out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe. Name: ___________________________ Occupation (Please do not put homemaker as that is not a real job, that's why you don't get paid for it): ___________________________
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TMMadman posted:I'll have you know the contents in that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality. Wha..? Don't touch my stuff!  Wait, this isn't the YMCA...
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IMJack posted:Wha..? Don't touch my stuff! As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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Jun 19, 2014 04:18
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TMMadman posted:I'll have you know the contents in that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality. I was going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is 175 an hour.
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Luigi Thirty posted:I was going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is 175 an hour. Well, for a case this complex, I had to assemble a crack team of lawyers: Do Over Ham, trial attorney, IMJack, who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth.
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Luigi Thirty posted:I was going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is 175 an hour. 
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