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Confession time. I've seen this picture floating around for a really, really long time and I just now noticed it's an eggplant. I thought it was just some bottle that got caught in a vice or whatever and twisted off, like one of those cheap twistoff drinks for kids.
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ElectricWizard posted:
Do they also have flying pigs there? Looks like just the place.
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Jun 18, 2014 16:39
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If you count stage-diving metal-loving cops, then yes.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:33
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Yeah, other languages are hilarious.
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Jun 18, 2014 21:55
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They blurred "Oriental" and "Market"?
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Jun 18, 2014 22:21
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Ein posted:It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell. - reportedly said by a rally driver from Scandinavia. It's a double pun. "Smäll" in Swedish (pronounced "smell") means bang, or collision.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:32
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PittTheElder posted:They blurred "Oriental" and "Market"? It looks to be a snippet from Google Maps, street level, where the focus is really tight. You can see the car in the reflection of the storefront.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:47
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Hockles posted:It looks to be a snippet from Google Maps, street level, where the focus is really tight. You people are so much more observant than me that I think I might be going senile.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:56
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Hockles posted:It looks to be a snippet from Google Maps, street level, where the focus is really tight. More like the algorithm to blur the license plates and faces going crazy.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:58
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I never understood the whole blurring license plates thing. I mean who cares.
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Jun 18, 2014 23:02
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On a long enough time line, eventually someone is going to spot their wife/husband/child's car in front of a strip club/liquor store/dildo factory. Google is just trying to cover their rear end in advance.
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Vermin Tanager posted:Kunta admitted he was, after some encouragement from Vic Morrow. That must've been before he redefined the term "Helicopter Parent."
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The Segve
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Same Great Paste posted:On a long enough time line, eventually someone is going to spot their wife/husband/child's car in front of a strip club/liquor store/dildo factory. Google is just trying to cover their rear end in advance. The really funny thing is that they're covering up a thing which is legally mandated to be visible. In driving about on the public roads, you've automatically consented to people seeing and reading your number plates. You're not allowed to hide them, and get in big trouble if you do. That the algorithm is berserk and decides that things like signs, pine trees, and other such sundries are number plates, and blurs them, just makes it funnier. edit: There was supposed to be an image attached here, but it got eaten, and the "edit" window doesn't have provisions to interact with attachments. Maybe it'll show up later, like they do some times... Red_October_7000 has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Jun 19, 2014 |
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Jun 19, 2014 03:31
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 Hockles posted:It looks to be a snippet from Google Maps, street level, where the focus is really tight. The first thing I noticed (after the name on the sign) was the ©2012 Google watermark. Didn't notice the car reflection until after you pointed it out, and then saw the blur.
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Jun 19, 2014 03:44
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Clearly, that is not an ultrasonic bird.
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Say Nothing posted:Various. The gas station I worked at sold candles from this company and we got these in off the truck once. Corporate actually came to get them personally because they weren't appropriate for the store. Note: This gas station called themselves a family company just because they didn't sell rolling papers.
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Say Nothing posted:Various. this is not funny, it's amazing. I saw one frog right off, then started noticing the others. Len posted:Note: This gas station called themselves a family company just because they didn't sell rolling papers. But do they sell the glass roses?
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ElectricWizard posted:
I live in Michigan, in the US, and a half hour North of me is another town named Hell. It's a tiny rear end town with like, less than 300 residents, but they really play up the name game. They have a wedding chapel so you can be a match made in Hell, for example, and they regularly hold a marathon there where you can run through Hell. They had a huge party on June 6th, 2006.
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Choco1980 posted:I live in Michigan, in the US, and a half hour North of me is another town named Hell. It's a tiny rear end town with like, less than 300 residents, but they really play up the name game. They have a wedding chapel so you can be a match made in Hell, for example, and they regularly hold a marathon there where you can run through Hell. They had a huge party on June 6th, 2006. There's a road leading into Hell, Michigan called Darwin. As a recovering creationist, I love that.
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 How did they get it out of the deep fryer? 
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Waiter, I ordered batata song 
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Met posted:
 http://imgur.com/gallery/xvcYN
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Met posted:
Tongs. It's tongs all the way down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsBYtTYc_9A Teriyaki Hairpiece has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Jun 19, 2014 |
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Jun 19, 2014 15:53
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Man you gotta warn people before you link that video
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Oh yeah, warning, it's a video that advocates for safety in kitchens where a lady gets hideously burned.
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A 4th grader's version of the Washington Monument.
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Choco1980 posted:I live in Michigan, in the US, and a half hour North of me is another town named Hell. It's a tiny rear end town with like, less than 300 residents, but they really play up the name game. They have a wedding chapel so you can be a match made in Hell, for example, and they regularly hold a marathon there where you can run through Hell. They had a huge party on June 6th, 2006. When it was really cold and snowy this previous winter I saw them do a news report about the cold from Hell just so they can go "Hurr, Hell has frozen over!  "
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Amphion posted:There's got to be someone who carries the super giant one though. Old, but oh my loving god the reviews on this are hilarious. quote:Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl. quote:As soon as I found out how much my husband spent on this, I left him. Bad move. It represented him at the divorce hearing. I now pay $10,000 a month in alimony. quote:forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine There's over 400 of them 
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As horrifying as that is they had a couple of really good follow-up ones (despite appearances there is no gore on elements in this unless you have vertigo)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SZWc9Wkt8M Like the previous video, a series of negligent actions leads towards a disaster but the person gets a last-minute save because a single safety measure was properly taken. There's a similar one I can't find with someone who gets his shirt pinned to a saw feed conveyor and laments about, among other things, how the emergency cutoff has been in need of repairs for weeks. Then someone hits the emergency cutoff, stopping it at the last second, saying they fixed it that morning.
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Ouzo On Ice posted:A 4th grader's version of the Washington Monument. I'd pay 5000 bucks for it and put it up in a museum. It's veiny and everything.
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Ouzo On Ice posted:A 4th grader's version of the Washington Monument. Scuse me that is CLEARLY the Bill Clinton Memorial Monument.
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univbee posted:As horrifying as that is they had a couple of really good follow-up ones (despite appearances there is no gore on That's "Machine Shop" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqp10n-9no
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Evilreaver posted:That's "Machine Shop" That's the one, thanks!
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