AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

is Flash required?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 02:03

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:10

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Fast Luck posted:

is Flash required?

100% in thread.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 02:05

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

i'm, err...a normal person

# ? Jun 19, 2014 03:23

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

JC I'm posting from my phone to request that you give me a little leeway on the start time because it just started pouring and I fear my commute is going to take longer than 25 minutes.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:07

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Everyone check in when you're ready to start. This is super time sensitive, and we'll be kicking off at 40 after.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:31

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

Also pphone posting headed in soon

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:32

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Checking in.

Safe driving, Icy :ohdear:

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:32

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

TEN FOUR GOOD BUDDY

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:32

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Okey doke.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:33

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:34

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

I made it!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:39

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Alright guys, line up in.

We're here at the Final Five. Really getting into the nitty gritty, and it's going to show in this challenge. Today's Immunity Challenge will be played in three parts, all elements of prior competitions you guys have played in. In the first part, only three players will be advancing. In the second part, only two players will advance, and in the third and final part, there will only be one winner, and that player will win Individual Immunity and a one in four shot at winning this game. Flash will not be required at all for tonights challenge, and out of thread communication is forbidden. The challenges themselves will be revealed when it's time to play. Any questions?

And please read the above text before asking redundant questions. I'll be ignoring those.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:40

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

Update, I am delayed at least an hour because of parent stuff, don't wait on me unless you really want to. Go Durf!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:40

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

No questions here.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:41

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

IcePhoenix posted:

No questions here.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:41

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

We shall begin.

YOU FOOLISH PLAYERS, I, ENUMMI, HAVE RETURNED FOR MORE TRIBUTE. GO TO NUMBER THIRTY FIVE, THEN SCROLL TO THE ELEVENTH. BRING ME THE POST BELOW THAT. LAST ONE HERE WITH THE CORRECT POST...SHALL BE THE TRIBUTE.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:44

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

IcePhoenix posted:

it's ok I live in an apartment building which means he'd have to count to find me

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:45

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

IcePhoenix posted:

it's ok I live in an apartment building which means he'd have to count to find me

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:45

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

windshipper posted:

Is this a paraphrase or is this a direct quote?

Just want to make sure. I don't have enough evidence that it's a direct quote yet.

gently caress, reading :ughh:

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:45

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

IcePhoenix posted:

it's ok I live in an apartment building which means he'd have to count to find me

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:45

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

ONE MINUTE TO BRING ME A CORRECT POST. WHO WILL BE CONSUMED? WINSON LAME OR BLASE PHOENIX?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:47

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

John Cena posted:

ONE MINUTE TO BRING ME A CORRECT POST. WHO WILL BE CONSUMED? WINSON LAME OR BLASE PHOENIX?

Isn't it already decided?

"In the first part, only three players will be advancing."

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:47

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:

it's ok I live in an apartment building which means he'd have to count to find me

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:48

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Fast Luck posted:

Isn't it already decided?

"In the first part, only three players will be advancing."

INCORRECT ANSWERS AREN'T ELIMINATIONS. THERE ARE MULTIPLE ROUNDS TO EACH PART!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:48

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

hooray!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:48

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Oh, last time it was an elimination...

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:49

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Fast Luck posted:

Oh, last time it was an elimination...

Yeah that's why I assumed I hosed myself

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:49

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Fast Luck posted:

Oh, last time it was an elimination...

LIVE IN THE PRESENT, NOT THE PAST FOOLISH MORTAL

NEXT ROUND

TWENTY TWO POSTS DOWN, UPON THE FOURTEENTH PAGE, WHAT POST LIES TWO ABOVE THAT POST?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:50

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:51

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:51

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:51

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:51

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews

assuming it's not an elimination vOv

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:52

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Majuju posted:

LAST AND WRONG, YOU ARE ALSO ELIMINATED.

ADVANCING TO THE NEXT ROUND: FAST LUCK. ICE PHOENIX. PROPAGANDA MACHINE. NEXT ROUND STARTING IN ONE MINUTE.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 23:52

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

WE RETURN TO A SENTIMENTAL FAVORITE IN THIS GAME. THIS WILL BE THREE ROUNDS, WITH A SUDDEN DEATH ROUND IF NECESSARY. YOU KNOW THE RULES. I WILL POST THE UNITS OF MEASUREMENT HERE, THEN THE LARGER SAMPLE SIZE USING CENA-CENTRIC UNITS, YOU WILL TRY TO GUESS THE NUMBER FOUND. YOU WILL HAVE ONE MINUTE TO GUESS BY PM. CLOSEST WITHOUT GOING OVER GETS A POINT. PLAYER WITH LEAST NUMBER OF POINTS IS ELIMINATED.