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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Teach posted:

Idiots on FB? Funny pics? Creepy photos? gently caress it, I'll put it here.

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Not what I was expecting to see on my feed on a Friday afternoon.
Wow, what a cockbag.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Don't forget the merkins.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

We're Murikans God Dammit!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Teach posted:

Idiots on FB? Funny pics? Creepy photos? gently caress it, I'll put it here.

Worth a click, but a little NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/NzJ8JTm.png

Not what I was expecting to see on my feed on a Friday afternoon.

Buying a bottle of Crown Royal gets you a much better bag, and you get good liquor with it too.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Or the classiest shift boot.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Paladinus posted:

I'm pretty sure they wear some type of skin-coloured patches.

I saw a behind the scenes for some bad film and in that one, at least, they used a little sack.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Eruonen posted:

I saw a behind the scenes for some bad film and in that one, at least, they used a little sack.

A 'little' sack?

That's gotta be bad for the actor's ego

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



They also use CGI for nipples so the actresses don't have to show their actual IRL nipples.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Snapchat A Titty posted:

They also use CGI for nipples so the actresses don't have to show their actual IRL nipples.

I thought it was in case the movie gets slapped with the NC-17 rating and they need to tone it down (or if they need to air an edited-for-TV take on it. I know digitally-rendered clothes are used to cover nudity in a lot of edited for TV flicks).

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

They also use CGI for nipples so the actresses don't have to show their actual IRL nipples.

So do they wear green pasties or something? Cause that's actually pretty hot.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Same Great Paste posted:

On a long enough time line, eventually someone is going to spot their wife/husband/child's car in front of a strip club/liquor store/dildo factory. Google is just trying to cover their rear end in advance.

But what if they worked at the dildo factory? :ohdear:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BooDoug187 posted:

But what if they worked at the dildo factory? :ohdear:

Still not info someone would particularly want publicly available :shrug:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.


Which dude are you talking about?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
that's just what not-white people look like. It's not burns, it's just the skin they're born with.

do u believe in marigolds
Sep 13, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.



If it's the dude with the wrestling belt on his shoulder he's raising one eyebrow which was (is?) a trademark the Rock thing. How you couldn't see that is beyond me (not the trademark thing, the eyebrow thing).

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Yeah, that dude in the middle is just throwin' out the People's Eyebrow. Presumably they're expecting Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.



Pretty sure that's the people's eyebrow combined with unfortunate lighting making him look a bit like he has a built in Phantom of the Opera mask.

I totally saw it at least. :v:

That or it kind of looks like another person is clipping through his head. Something's definitely weird about the perspective.

e:

Dewgy has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Jun 21, 2014

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
david_mitchell.txt

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

david_mitchell.txt

Autism.rtf

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.



Oh my god. How can you not see that he's just raising an eyebrow, you enormous :goonsay:?

HOW IS HUMANS FACE WORK?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Oh my god. How can you not see that he's just raising an eyebrow, you enormous :goonsay:?

HOW IS HUMANS FACE WORK?

Or perhaps the :goonsay: was inside of you all along, getting this upset in the Funny Pictures Thread.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Poor Takahiro, I was more freaked out by button mashing than fun. :(

Still liked that game though.

RagingTaco
Oct 21, 2008

No thanks, I don't like eggs.
What?
Eggs are your favorite!
Okay, then give me lots of eggs.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Buying a bottle of Crown Royal gets you a much better bag, and you get good liquor with it too.


You get pricey mediocre liquor. You're paying for the stupid bag. :can: sure, but honestly you can spend less and get better.

Jamesman posted:

effort creepin on user Maytag
Hah man how long have you been pissed at that forums user?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





This is from a chiropractor beauty contest. :stonklol:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

RagingTaco posted:

Hah man how long have you been pissed at that forums user?

Try clicking the little ? icon below an avatar. It's effortcreeping without the actual effort.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

I know it's asking a lot from juggalos but use some drat rubber cement to secure your clowns, I can see the drat cellotape.


Who am I kidding, they'd not get 50 feet from the store they stole it from before trying to get high on the fumes.

or use some of that magnetic tape and be just the tiniest bit clever

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle




Apparently, his son borrowed his tablet.

(He really should have cleaned it, though)

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
At least it's not searches for things like

"Dog making GBS threads on girl"
"porn where men eat sick"
"cum blood anus"

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Ewan posted:

At least it's not searches for things like

"Dog making GBS threads on girl"
"porn where men eat sick"
"cum blood anus"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU

"average wife lifespan"
"must the president look at people"
"making the man eat garbage"

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Ewan posted:

At least it's not searches for things like

"Dog making GBS threads on girl"
"porn where men eat sick"
"cum blood anus"

Those would be horrifying, but I just love that he searched for "picters of vajinas". Keep searching, little man, you'll find them eventually :3:

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

On the flip side, School One was found to be hard for kids.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

Ewan posted:

At least it's not searches for things like

"Dog making GBS threads on girl"
"porn where men eat sick"
"cum blood anus"

"normal way for men to shake hands"
"bulldozable community youth centers"
"holocaust bloopers"

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

May Contain Nuts posted:

"holocaust bloopers"

I smell a GBS thread!

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

May Contain Nuts posted:

"normal way for men to shake hands"
"bulldozable community youth centers"
"holocaust bloopers"

"how to have sex with mom"
"how to not wake girl up during sex"
"how to unpregnant girl"
"How to run away from home"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Arx Monolith posted:

"how to have sex with mom"
"how to not wake girl up during sex"
"how to unpregnant girl"
"How to run away from home"

"cuckolded husband"
"husband cuckolded so bad doubts own existence"
"cuckolded husband personality erased"
"perfect manchurian candidate cucking"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

davidspackage posted:

"cuckolded husband"
"husband cuckolded so bad doubts own existence"
"cuckolded husband personality erased"
"perfect manchurian candidate cucking"

"subject activated, seeks out Michele Obama"

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Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

davidspackage posted:

"cuckolded husband"
"husband cuckolded so bad doubts own existence"
"cuckolded husband personality erased"
"perfect manchurian candidate cucking"

"Percent of children that are mine"
"Correct color of blood"
"How to put on gloves"
"What is a Mormon"

Literally Esoteric has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Jun 22, 2014

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