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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Donald Trump's on the phone this morning and it's gotta be one of the most insufferable segments of the show in some time. gently caress off and don't talk to this cocksucker again puhLEASE.

The only good Trump appearance I can think of is when he and AJ Benza were competing to see who could be the bigger douchebag. I think they had both slept with the same woman or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxlx6DbNmo

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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Glad I missed that call, I hate listening to that rear end in a top hat.

However... someone PLEASE find me the source material on that drunken stripper calling that guy a "loving friend of the family" over and over... I need to see that.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Sportscenter is running a bit right now on OJ's chase and the NBA finals... no "I See OJ" mention :( They must've been scared cause there's cops all deep in this

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
God, I had to skip over a half hour of yesterday's show because Howard left Hanzi snoring through the news. I hate when he does that.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
speaking of useless drug addicts. What has Artie been up to since his show was cancelled? Please tell me didn't marry that poor woman.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

His website says he's recording a comedy central special here in a couple days.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Great. Wonder what kind of new racist homophobic poo poo he's thought up, or the self-deprecating (but I really mean it)

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Brocktoon posted:

God, I had to skip over a half hour of yesterday's show because Howard left Hanzi snoring through the news. I hate when he does that.

Hahaha, that Hanzi snoring thing was pretty funny to me.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Its been 20 years since maybe the best prank call in history


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmoqbR3gto

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


-Atom- posted:

Hahaha, that Hanzi snoring thing was pretty funny to me.
To each his own, but it made me turn the show off. It was funny for a couple of minutes, but it crossed the line from "funny" to "annoying" for me.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
I thought it was funny but then again I couldn't stop laughing both times that the guy that can't stop belching has been on.

Sam I Am
Aug 6, 2004

You're a lucky, lucky boy 'cause you know why? You get to drink from, the fire hose!
I was kind of hoping Howard and Fred would come across this version of Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonite when talking about it ... see the last video in the article.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/yougay/2/

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.
Today I watched the ESPN 30 for 30 "June 17th, 1994," which is pretty great, and in it they show the press conference where Robert Kardashian read OJ's letter suicide note. A truly somber moment completely disrupted by my fits of laughter at...well, here, just watch it. This is the whole letter rather than just a snippet, so you can probably skip to 5:45 or so just to get the tone of the moment. The Stern-related payoff is at 6:12.


E: Apologies for sounding like an Upworthy clickbait headline. Just thought some of you might appreciate that out of the blue as much as I did.

Skitz fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jun 19, 2014

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


I thought the interview with Sia was pretty interesting, but wow did she mumble/slur the verses in "Chandelier"...I could not tell what the hell she was saying. I was waiting for JD to come in an do a duet with her.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Have they actually interviewed this guy? I can't stop watching the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DnBQye83I

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Bonzo posted:

Have they actually interviewed this guy? I can't stop watching the video

Yup, he called in a few days ago. Fred's been using the belching drops tons.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Sasquatch! posted:

I thought the interview with Sia was pretty interesting, but wow did she mumble/slur the verses in "Chandelier"...I could not tell what the hell she was saying. I was waiting for JD to come in an do a duet with her.

That's just how she sings :allears:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sam I Am posted:

I was kind of hoping Howard and Fred would come across this version of Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonite when talking about it ... see the last video in the article.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/yougay/2/

Didn't Fred want to kick Billy Squier's rear end at one point for some reason?

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
https://www.howardstern.com has the preview for the birthday bash up. Pretty well done

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Bonzo posted:

Have they actually interviewed this guy? I can't stop watching the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DnBQye83I

They actually have interviewed him twice, and a Dr. (also a Stern fan) agreed to try and help him out after the first call.

This was from yesterday, skip to 4:22 for the belching to be mashed up into Whole Lotta Love and Livin' On a Prayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_brcpcmvrA

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
I'm really not one to just rag on the cast and the show, but holy poo poo Robin is morbidly obese. I haven't seen her in a quite a while and I just watched the birthday bash trailer. Jesus.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Dude she had more things to worry about than her weight. She just beat cancer that almost killed her.

e: if Robin starts having colonics again I'll start listening to the show

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

CortezFantastic posted:

Dude she had more things to worry about than her weight. She just beat cancer that almost killed her.

e: if Robin starts having colonics again I'll start listening to the show

While I can agree, she is the author of this book: http://www.amazon.com/The-Vegucation-Robin-Real-Saved/dp/1583334734 So I'd assume if she is well enough to have a book of recipes then she's well enough to not be huge.

Whatever though, I still like the show so it's all good.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

The birthday show got played out pretty quickly, but I'll watch this part at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH8OM-qZ3EQ

One of the few 'highlights' of the show recently would be Howard's overly earnest Xbox live reads. They must have shelled out over 10,000 GRAAAND for those.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

One of the few 'highlights' of the show recently would be Howard's overly earnest Xbox live reads. They must have shelled out over 10,000 GRAAAND for those.

Have they got him doing ads for the Xbox One game console or just for the Xbox Live online service?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I must know more about these Xbox Live reads.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

One of the few 'highlights' of the show recently would be Howard's overly earnest Xbox live reads. They must have shelled out over 10,000 GRAAAND for those.

Oh, so his two advertisers are Microsoft and squat seats for toilets.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Xbox is so good baba booey plays it ON THE STOOLS IN HIS HOME THEATER

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I must know more about these Xbox Live reads.

They are live reads for the Xbox One, I think is what is trying to be conveyed. They just gave away an Xbox One the other day.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Moniker posted:

While I can agree, she is the author of this book: http://www.amazon.com/The-Vegucation-Robin-Real-Saved/dp/1583334734 So I'd assume if she is well enough to have a book of recipes then she's well enough to not be huge.

Whatever though, I still like the show so it's all good.

Gotta give this reviewer kudos:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...w#ROYMT4SE2SOS4

Not only as an :iceburn: of a review, but you can tell he's a real fan who listens to a lot of the poo poo she said ad nauseum over time. Fitting.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Cliche Guevara posted:

Gotta give this reviewer kudos:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...w#ROYMT4SE2SOS4

Not only as an :iceburn: of a review, but you can tell he's a real fan who listens to a lot of the poo poo she said ad nauseum over time. Fitting.

It's not really a burn if it's all true. That is an awesome review.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

GenoCanSing posted:

Xbox is so good baba booey plays it ON THE STOOLS IN HIS HOME THEATER

I remember years ago Artie did a voice in one of the Leisure Suit Larry games and they must have bought a commercial because Howard was talking about "Hey remember that awesome Leisure Suit Larry series, with that guy in the cool jacket?", he clearly didn't have a clue what he was talking about. It used to annoy me how he would do commercials for video games and fast food but put them down the rest of the time.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

DeadBonesBrook posted:

I remember years ago Artie did a voice in one of the Leisure Suit Larry games and they must have bought a commercial because Howard was talking about "Hey remember that awesome Leisure Suit Larry series, with that guy in the cool jacket?", he clearly didn't have a clue what he was talking about. It used to annoy me how he would do commercials for video games and fast food but put them down the rest of the time.

Hahah, I worked on that game. There is a literally a line Artie gives that is something like "When walking a tight rope, you have to cunterbalance yourself so you don't fall off". The subtitle didn't understand the witty level of pun there and kept trying to spell it counterbalance.

Artie must have been loaded on smack the entire time, cause he had to rattle off a bunch of inane platformer advice, in a Leisure Suit Larry game. Yeah...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4XFW4nnuEQ
six minutes in or so Artie pops up

null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 22, 2014

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

It's not really a burn if it's all true. That is an awesome review.
Agreed. He wasn't trolling or being a dick; he gave what I thought was a pretty good review on why he thought it was so bad.

Sasquatch! fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jun 23, 2014

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The butt finger rape was the most disturbing thing I have ever experienced in the Howard stern universe.

Holy poo poo.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
So I stopped listening to the show so I didn't know what you're talking about and a trip to MarksFriggin was in order and :stare:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

For those wondering Perez Hilton put his finger in Benjy's butt for three minutes and wow holy poo poo

Holy poo poo wow

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Yessss I am so happy Benjy lost that bet and now have something to look forward to as I catch up. gently caress Benjy.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I just glad it's over because I was so sick of hearing about it.

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JDee
Nov 27, 2006
goon

Squashy Nipples posted:

I just glad it's over because I was so sick of hearing about it.

Me too. I'm also tired of the Ashley Madison commercials. Wtf is up with that chick's voice?

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