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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
This woman is 25.

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Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Bored posted:



Did anyone else try really, really hard to read this in Kevin Conroy's voice? I didn't succeed, but I tried.
It's funnier in a Christian Bale voice.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Won't somebody think of our undersexed military.

anything576
Sep 26, 2010

Who would honestly answer 'no' to half the stuff on this list?

MIND UNLEASHED posted:


Intolerance to narcissism
Finds it impossible to do things they don’t enjoy
Abhors clutter
Anything that takes away their freedom is debilitating
Strives for the truth
etc...
Yeah, I love clutter, narcissists, doing things I don't like, not finding truth, and having no freedom.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Florida Betty posted:

So I guess this is a thing that's going around:



Some :pseudo: just showed up in my feed:



e:


Well said, 'Al Toesacks'

Jackard has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Jun 23, 2014

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


Yes indeed, war veterans are well known for having the lowest incidence of emotional instability among all demographics. No potential emotional trauma there, no siree.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Is Bruno Mars even an emotional train wreck? I've never heard that about him.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
He often expresses concern for the feelings of women in his work, therefore he is a massive human being qqqqq pussy of course

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
People Posing As If They’ve Just Fallen In Hilarious Photo Series

See if you can guess which extreme the comments section leans towards before you get to the end.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


When we look back and wonder why civilization fell, this post will be waiting there for us on Tumblr.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pneub posted:

People Posing As If They’ve Just Fallen In Hilarious Photo Series

See if you can guess which extreme the comments section leans towards before you get to the end.

As the clutziest girl on the planet, I thought they were hilarious and thought "Yeah, that's something I would totally do". Not once in my mind did I get SJW vibes of victimhood. We can't even laugh at people falling down anymore, especially if they're women. This Tumblr victimization of women poo poo is exactly the opposite of what feminism is supposed to be. We're not delicate little flowers, okay? We can fall down without imaging the patriarchy did it to us. Because we're normal, regular people.

Then Chase comes in and it's icing on the poo poo cake!

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

LaughMyselfTo posted:



When we look back and wonder why civilization fell, this post will be waiting there for us on Tumblr.

I didn't even know John Locke wrote smut...

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Pneub posted:

People Posing As If They’ve Just Fallen In Hilarious Photo Series

See if you can guess which extreme the comments section leans towards before you get to the end.

Oh man, I guessed wrong! I thought it was going to be "haha, dumb drunk girl, you deserve this why not be a classy lady". Instead it was the opposite.

But which would be worse?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

LaughMyselfTo posted:



When we look back and wonder why civilization fell, this post will be waiting there for us on Tumblr.

99.99% sure that's a joke, chief.

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


How do you view a single post on Facebook? Wanna take screen shots of my recent poop touching, but don't feel like editing so much.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Click on the date/how-long-ago-it-was-posted in the post.

For content:


Near as I figure, Red got busted for having smoked weed, when he was already on probation, and now he's mad that he might have to go to jail. Red is a born-again Christian who finds homosexuality disgusting and thinks ESPN should spend more time on Tim Tebow. Yellow is our county and dark-yellow is a lawyer.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
e/

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 04:56 on Jun 26, 2014

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Orgophlax posted:

How do you view a single post on Facebook? Wanna take screen shots of my recent poop touching, but don't feel like editing so much.
Click the date it was posted

also http://hyperdesktop.softwareandgames.com/ can autoupload cropped screengrabs to imgur

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




trapped mouse posted:



I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

At first I thought it was a throat-clearing message about people liking porn on Facebook.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

trapped mouse posted:



I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

So how does this person think babies are made? Because they come out the same way.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


karl fungus posted:

So how does this person think babies are made? Because they come out the same way.

Babies come out of the mouth?

the tits
Mar 17, 2011

mophymophymophy
Just a couple of highlights of the 187 comments on a local news channel's post about the Indiana ruling on marriage from today:





The highlight of my evening was explaining that straight people get HIV, too, to a grown-rear end adult on Facebook in TYOOL 2014.

the tits has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Jun 26, 2014

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Kavak posted:

Babies come out of the mouth?

You pee in a girls butt and she spits out an egg. What are you confused about?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Pneub posted:

You pee in a girls butt and she spits out an egg. What are you confused about?

Okay, but where does Kermit fit in this scenario? Also, what does the wine do?

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



He doesn't and nothing, because what YOU'RE doing is none of his business, except he's going to mention it in the most passive aggressive way possible.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


trapped mouse posted:



I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

It seems the idiots on my Facebook just discovered this meme. I expect to see it a lot in the near future :(




With bonus "I took a picture of my computer screen and uploaded that"

Moon Man
Mar 31, 2006

The Moon, for Christ's Sake
Is Kermit the Frog the new mascot for minding your own business? Did I miss that meeting?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Moon Man posted:

Is Kermit the Frog the new mascot for minding your own business? Did I miss that meeting?

That's none of your business

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

I didn't even know John Locke wrote smut...

Don't tell him what he can't do.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Moon Man posted:

Is Kermit the Frog the new mascot for minding your own business? Did I miss that meeting?

Kermit the Snitch is the name of that meme I think.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD


"Precisely zero women" posted about that major news story.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Wait you mean typing Kyle Car into Google doesn't immediately get you redirected to this guy?

Never mind the fact that on Google his name actually shows up literally as soon as you write 'kyle c' because a shitload of people are talking about him.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Nobody would be talking about him if he wasn't The Guy Nobody is Talking About.

shabbat goy
Oct 4, 2008



I can attest to this Kermit thing; they're all hilarious because seriously, why?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

vyelkin posted:

Wait you mean typing Kyle Car into Google doesn't immediately get you redirected to this guy?

Never mind the fact that on Google his name actually shows up literally as soon as you write 'kyle c' because a shitload of people are talking about him.

Coming soon: The next military man who did something brave but wasn't instantly fellated by everyone in the world.

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013


Posted by a guy who believes chemtrails are poisoning everyone and/or changing the climate, thinks cancer can be cured by eating lots of fruit, and insists that the Sandy Hook shooting was fake.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Alpacalips Now posted:



Posted by a guy who believes chemtrails are poisoning everyone and/or changing the climate, thinks cancer can be cured by eating lots of fruit, and insists that the Sandy Hook shooting was fake.

I hope you posted literally that exact sentence as a response.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PUGGERNAUT posted:



"Precisely zero women" posted about that major news story.

Percisely, thank you very much :colbert:

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

trapped mouse posted:



I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

I wonder what this person would think about couples who have sex while pregnant. Those guys are putting their dicks awfully close to babies.

Who am I kidding, this is just shaming women for enjoying sex.

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